Funny jokes

[MrJlewis2010]

you are the joke



[greyndog5]

i like the tiger pooh joke

[wolfsilversword]

Lol he was looking for pooh

[wolfsilversword]

Why was 3 scared of 4 cause 3 4 @ %

[deadlyPANCAKZZ8]

so there's 3 girls, a red head, a brunette and a blonde.

there's a stairway that has 100 steps and at every step, there's a joke. If you make it to the top,

you go to heaven, if you laugh, you go to hell.

So the red-head climbs up, and laughs at the 46th

the brunetteclimbs and laughs at the 57th

and the blonde goes up, 30, 60 90, and laughs at the 99th .

the other girls ask her: Why did you laugh?

and she said I just understood the first one :D

[TheCh11ish]

@deadlyPANCAKZZ8 I don't get that joke

[TheMorty13]

be cafull of buk he might buk you

[TheClockStrikes13]

A Blonde was driving down a country road when out in a field, she saw another Blonde in a rowboat trying like mad to get across the field. The first Blonde was furious, slammed on the brakes, hopped out of her car and ran to the edge of the field and SCREAMED..."You know!!! It is Blondes like you that give us Blondes a bad name, and if I could swim, I would come out there and KICK YOUR ASS!!!"

[wolffang9006]

not funny

[CaptianGoober12]

Q a dumb person is so dumb: theyll try to put m&ms in alphbetical/ order get locked in a super market and starve to death / drown in a puddle

[jkhammock]

sorry this is bad

[dancefreak0924]

‎7 Facts : . 1. Your eye is the only part you can not wash with soap. . 2. You cannot count your hair. … …. 3. Your tongue can not reach all your teeth. . 4. The stupid ones will try the 3rd part. . 5. You will smile because your tongue can indeed reach all your teeth. . 6. You will laugh because you feel like a fool . 7. You will forward this because you had fun and you want revenge.

[zabomb75]

why was 9 afraid of 10 bcuz 10 11 12 lmao!!!

[juliohalston1000]

why was 6 afarid 7 cuzz 789

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[AUSTINA12393]

what if the the hokey pokey is what its all about?

[thatwasentmilk]

What do you call a tree with hands? ..........wait for it..................A PALM TREE HAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA

[fattyferret1]

how muck Emo kids does it take to scrow in a light bulb... none because they site in the dark and cry

[GNOFriday]

Well, I know a lot but they r all 2 long



[88fwan]

A long time ago when i were in London with my uncle, we ate dinner at a restaurant. When the waiter asked us, "Are you finished", my uncle said, "No, we're Norwegian". Get it? Cause finished sounds like Finnish XD

[xllekall]

@88fwan HAAHAHAHAHA XD NORWAY :D

[88fwan]

@xllekall XD Im glad you enjoyed it. The waiter took it nicely =D

[xllekall]

@88fwan Haha ja den eide xDD Du er fra Norge og yey :D

[88fwan]

@88fwan Jepp! Jeg er Norsk =)

[Biffbradford]

1:07 No joke.

[taylor933618]

A Blonde walks into a bar and she's cheering 51 days! 51 days! then three more blondes start cheering 51 days! 51 days! then three more blondes walk in and are cheering 51 Days! 51 Days! but one of them was holding a frame with a puzzle of sesame street in it. And the bar tender asked why they were cheering 51 days! and the blonde said it took us 51 days to put it together and the box said it would take 2-4 years. But 2-4 years was the age. LOL!

[GreenPencil305]

Random objects found in this video 1. 2 Zappos caps 2. An ACDC banner 3. A plaque 4. A tripod 5. A milk jug 6. A empty energy drink can 7. A half-empty Gatorade bottle 8. A fan 9. A bottle of water (There's another one at 0:41 and 0:51) 10. A coat rack 11. 2 diplomas 12. A blue snake 13. A coffee mug 14. A magazine 15. A monkey doll 16. Tasha from "The Backyardigans" 17. A vampire bat doll 18. A high heeled shoe 19. A pair of glasses 20. A butterfly

[maximusjeNL]

I loved the brain sucker.

[zjhbff]

@anusjuice69 ummmmmmmmmm wierd but okkk

[dextreme101]

Why zappos post up lame jokes?

To cover their expenses!

[7thSleeper]

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

[aaaaaammmen]

knock knock

[madflinty]

whose there



[theksl17show]

why did the monkey fall out of the tree

beacuse he was dead !!!!!!!!!!

[selenaroks]

what did hitler say to the jews ur all screwed

[cometopete]

ur hot

[clickcijum]

I liked the tigger one

[ppiscool]

why did the crack head cross the street?

to get some cracks

muhahahah!!

[fisherfriends]

You guys are funny!!

[seannedwards]

Why are math books so depressed?

because they have so many problems

[Ariesbasketball]

@seannedwards lol i like this joke though its been 4 months ago.