Re: Beef

[SamProof]

yea this really isn't an antibeef cmmentary.. I eat beef. It was a response to something spricket24 had done .

[annspade]

F beef?? GaSP!!

[SamProof]

Hahaha sorry Ann didn't mean to offend your virgin ears

[annspade]

No virgin ears... my ears are a couple of skeezers. LOL! But I just am surprised it came from YOU!

(Wait. Is it still opposite day??)

[SamProof]

*Points & Laughs* Ann's had ear sex! Ann's had ear sex! Neener neener neen-ner! I knew it, you're a dirty ear slut

[annspade]

o_0

[SamProof]

∞

\M/ - \M/

Metal!

[DeviLizious]

omg! Sam called you an ear slut! And I thought he was a class act. Just goes to show, you never know who people are online.

[SamProof]

This mademe laugh so much... plus there's a certain amoun of Irony!

[SamProof]

I did it, and I'd do it again. and if anyone's looking for some ear sex... that's NOT A DEAL BREAKER!

[DeviLizious]

Just the dog sex right? But hitting her around a bit is okay.

[SamProof]

That's exactly what I'm saying. So who's in!?

[MikeSkullman]

Hmmmm. I gotta say the pig IS a delicious animal. I mean three different kinds of meat. Three! But beef is just dang tasty.

But this do make me laugh. Heeeyuk!

[SamProof]

Alright I have to come clean. I love the beef... especialy wrappped in bacon. Holy crap now I'm hungry.

[MikeSkullman]

I think you are a genius and I would like to be your manager.

[SamProof]

Wait till you see what I do with a deep fryer.

[yournextex]

Sorry, you get between me and my ribeye and there will be trouble.

[SamProof]

Now TC don't be frettin none. I love me the Red God! The irnoy here is that Karen made her vide, and she's not a fan of beef. That meat Tease.

[yournextex]

All this talk just makes me hungry. ;)

[SamProof]

True dat. I could really go for something light... like Veal...

[libraryfool]

ha ha ha - pork.

[SamProof]

Thanks LF!

[tiaayers]

yay

[SamProof]

Yay Tia! 'Bout time you showed yer face round here.

[annspade]

And what am I... chopped liver??

(Did you see what I did there? See, it's a meat theme...)

[SamProof]

mmm chopped liver.. oh wait I meant to say :

Your moms a Meat Theme... see what I did there?

I'm so ashamed.

[DeviLizious]

MOOoooooo!

[SamProof]

are you implying that you are beef Liz? Cause you heard the little man.

[projectblogsphere]

Moooooo!

[SamProof]

What is this some kind of Cow Cult? I know how this ends!

[thefrozenghost]

I think you people are milking this for all it's worth...udderly ridiculous...I can't take any moo...

[SamProof]

Oh man. Classy FG. Actually now I'm upset I can't play your little game... I'm gonna have to put extra effort into to cowtastic puns.

[thefrozenghost]

Don't have a beef with me, it's not like your reputation is at steak.

[SamProof]

wow I'm must be losin my chops here. All I can think of are lamb based Puns. Ewe got me filleted on the beef puns., Like a Wolf In The Fold (that's fer Liz)

[DeviLizious]

15 points to FG!

[thefrozenghost]

Thanks, "Liz"...I think I may have added a few more points up there...= )

[SamProof]

Ah so it's a challenge is it? that changes everything... cept I still have no steak puns.

[SamProof]

I like points! How do I get points!? Am I winning yet?

[projectblogsphere]

I'm tipping over with laughter (like a cow).

Liz is still horny (like a bull).

And I'm hung over (like a horse).

Thank you. Thank you very much. Please be sure to tip the waiter on your way out.

[SamProof]

Ok I tipped the waiter and he just fell right over. That guys drunk.. or something

[projectblogsphere]

Anybody made a cow dung joke yet?

[SamProof]

Nope we saved that just fer you

[thefrozenghost]

Holy cow! You can't just throw horns on a gal and call it a rodeo! Remember, she's from Texas, you ain't puttin nothin pasture...(okay, that was veal bad)...Stop chewin your cud and stop bullshittin...this is like leading cattle to slaughter.

[SamProof]

Whoa Nely, I guess it's time to moove over before I get my ass branded to me. I herd you thought you were a real Maverick... but I think it's time to git along litle doggie.

[DeviLizious]

Okay now.. I replied to this days ago. Sam are you deleting people's comments so you can come of as being more clever and therefor cooler? That really is small of you, not that you won't delete this :P

[SamProof]

Yea lik I would ever delete a comment!

[thefrozenghost]

more clever is cooler...and I am frozen...so that must make me mostest cleverer!

[SamProof]

Hmmm very interesting. Do go on with this perplexing"theory"

[annspade]

The cow didn't want to let loose her dung...

In efforts to attract the bull who was well-hung...

This bull, well-hung, she certainly was sprung...

And so didn't want to let loose her dung.

[SamProof]

I think somebodies been smoking cow chips again.

[annspade]

PBS, ladies and gentleman! He's here all week... try the veal!

Waiter tipping. There's a hidden pun!

[SamProof]

Somebody give this girl a rim shot!

[annspade]

ROFL!

[SamProof]

I'm not sure what that was too, but I'm so taking credit for it... thanks Ann!

[WorldWideShorts]

I want a 2 headed cow shirt!

[SamProof]

Interesting... now if only there were like 50,000 more of you I could retire.

[katatonickate]

LOL

Fuck beef...ah that's kinda kinky ya know... :P

[SamProof]

Hahaha, nice Kate. But hey whatever yer into ;)

[thefrozenghost]

Does that little Proofie have a two-headed cow on his t-shirt?

stay away from the long pig...that's all I'm sayin'

[SamProof]

Hells yea that's a 2 headed cow. It's twice as delicious. I mean.. um... Mooove along, nothing to see here.

what's a long pig?

[thefrozenghost]

much like Soylant Green....long pig is people

[SamProof]

What's it a reference from? ah screw it I'll just wiki it.

[SamProof]

OK I found it. I may have to form another Moooovement against that as well!

[ejm48k]

Pork sucks! >:(

[SamProof]

Haha I see the Chicken people have shown up

[ejm48k]

I'm pro beef. :P

[SamProof]

The irony here is so am I. And Spricket who made her Pro beef ad, is anti-beef...

it's like opposite day on YT. :)

[projectblogsphere]

Opposite day? That's awesome! You're so funny, Sam! I never grow tire of you.

[SamProof]

hmmm I see what you did there... no wait.. I mean... I don't understand, and you're the most amazing wit ever!

I feel dirty... I mean clean.

[projectblogsphere]

So, by declaring opposite day "Opposite", does it make it not an opposite day? Cause if two negatives don't make a positive, and two wrongs don't make a right, how many chicken does it take to cross the road?

[SamProof]

Thank God I'm not horribly tired... cause... um... The Answer is Moot! I win the car!

[annspade]

Um... I have to agree. Well. With the first question. And btb... three rights make a left.

[SamProof]

you're so not helping! :)

[annspade]

But... wasn't it opposite day??? :D

[SamProof]

But that was before, this is now! This is ... um.. the time.. to remmember... for it will not last forever....

Cause it's the final countdown!

[projectblogsphere]

The real question is, after making three rights, do you end up where you started... and is there a McDonald's there?

[SamProof]

and do they have the McRib, cause that's porktastic!

[DeviLizious]

Sam must be eating up all these comments.  Put a little A1 on them Sam.

[SamProof]

It's like a party just for me! I'm the luckiest girl ever

[spricket24]

OMG! THis is wrong!

[SamProof]

You're Just saying that

[projectblogsphere]

I can't believe you said that! "Beef" is not a word you toss around lightly! You of all people should f*ckin' know that!

Moo!

[SamProof]

Ah, Moo yourself !

[projectblogsphere]

Oh, you'd like that wouldn't you? Well, I'm not going to give you the satisfaction. I'm going to go Moo Liz.

[SamProof]

Oh man, I'd like to Moo Liz myself. Homina Homina Homimoo

[projectblogsphere]

How about this... you moo Liz, I'll moo Spricket, and when it's all over, we'll moo Jim.

Wait... what?

[SamProof]

Woo... No Mooooore Moooon Shine fer you pally!

but I'm so going to moo Liz.

[DeviLizious]

Now who is mooing me? :\

[SamProof]

The only person mooing you around here, best be me. It's my post and all.. just doesn't see right someone else mooing you here.

[projectblogsphere]

*Moo'ing Liz*

[SamProof]

sick of Mooing yourself all day huh?

[annspade]

I'll moo you... c'mon.

[SamProof]

Holy Crap I'm having that dream again.

[annspade]

M'kay, see, PBS? It's stuff like this. LOL!

[SamProof]

Stuff like cursing animation?

[annspade]

LOL... Um... You 2 Moo'ing Jim. LOL!

[SamProof]

Jim needs a good moo'ing.

[DarkVelocity]

Moo. :)

I wanted to join in.

[SamProof]

All are welcome in the Moo-vement

[DarkVelocity]

Moo-vement? =[

big words confuse me.

[SamProof]

BwaahahaHahahaha <- too big?

[DarkVelocity]

Very much to big :).

'it'

'ten'

'sex'

is all I understand

[SamProof]

ten?

[DarkVelocity]

ten. ;D

I say it often. I don't know why.

[SamProof]

interesting. I do have a friend that goes by 'Ten'... maybe it's destiny.

[DarkVelocity]

or not..? ;D!!

It could just be a stalking word. following you forever more.

[SamProof]

It's odd you'd say that... the friend I was talking about was actually once arrested for stalking a celebrity. (also I use the term 'friend' extremely loosely in this case)

[DarkVelocity]

Wow. thats scary.

So umm.. back to the start!

Moo :)

[SamProof]

Yes. Moo Indeed

[DarkVelocity]

Moo definatly.

this has been going on for two weeks.

[SamProof]

I say let it roll on and on from Moo-nth to Moo-nth.

what too Much?

wel moo.

[DarkVelocity]

Lmaoo. bit too much. :)

Moo !!

How many people do you reckon we can drag into this?

[SamProof]

That's funny, I was just wondering very thing.

[SamProof]

I wonder how long it would take us to make enough comments to get this in the "Most discussed of all time"

[DarkVelocity]

I have no idea.

Shall we try?

Moo.

[DarkVelocity]

Lmfao.

don't eat beef!

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[SamProof]

Hahaha

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