TOBUSCUS SHIRTS!! (LazyVlog 09-01-10)

[5432davis]

you should make a rainbow tobuscus shirt! :D

or like... just different colors... maby. um ya so... by different colors i mean red and blue, or green and blue, and so on.

[dvscomer]

What two videos am I missing in my playlist I made???

[Jakebuscus1]

He can't make fun of anything real without trying to make up for it.

[voldemortrules101]

And thus began Toby's only shirt that he ever wears......

[icrissa]

This is the very first vlog with him wearing a tobuscus shirt.Awww that's so cute! And since then he wore one every single day.And several other people also did that.

[Gethsemaneful]

Me: "illegal drugs? what? are you se-"

Toby: "Not really ... about the illegal drugs."

Me: "Oh, okay. Good."

[Broncosfan1111]

I've been wondering, what does Toby do when he stops recording? Must get boring.

[SamB1339]

Steven!!!!!! Still so close just needs the names of the colors

[MrZachHooka145]

i honestly do live in Wyoming lol

[JONtimesSEVEN]

I wore my snazzy tobuscus shirt today. I felt awesome the whole day. Bless Your Face

[alysianoel]

100th video, tobuscus shirts, birds, and brotherhood literal!? This vlog is FULL OF AWESOME!

[DRAMAxMAMA]

#94 I wonder if I'll run out of things to write. We'll see I suppose.

[becca0LOST]

steven!

[lukethelegand1]

Same I need a top

[xerisma]

p.s. how do i get a tobuscus t shirt, i am dyin for one

[xerisma]

you should make all sorts of stuff flip flops, flipfloposcuses, and hats, hatuscuses, and ya too tired to think of other stuff, love your vids man

[GreenJuiceBoxz]

toby in his old days pause at 1:11

[2CSparkie]

What? Once upon a time Toby liked sol?!!? :O

[Airbornefamily]

was that the first time he mentioned steven? with the bird? cause if so its the birth of steven!! lol

[MegaLeadfarmer]

run for presdent!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MegaLeadfarmer]

why dont you have twirple for men

[Solifis]

I have bought two Tobuscus-shirts and they are AWESOME!! I ware them as soon as they are dry and clean and as soon as they get dirty I wash them so I can ware them again the next day!

[BreRainbow]

I need a tobuscus shirt like...naaoo i dont know what to do..im saving up for vidcon next year but i cant go to vidcon unless i have a tobuscus shirt D:

[ebrach121]

We do love your lazy vlogs :D

[DammStr8foo]

you need to make a shoe!!! The Shobuscus!!

[dragonkane43]

This was posted on my birthday!! I feel epicosity

[dragonkane43]

This was on my birthday!!

[bigskatetheory]

the very first tobuscus redness....

[mrstarkiller88888]

make a tobuscus hoody with a hood like assassins creeds!!!!!!!!!!!

[Thefunnykids50]

pause at 0:24

[Hailey237]

I love my TOBUSCUS shirt :)

[pieman12000]

i just bought a tobuscus shirt and im soo exited to get it

[MyLifeIsHP]

I sneezed during this video... :(((

[NanaNaz100]

Your voice changes every 30 sec... Lol

[MrGstar125]

1:30 thats were the magic happens

[MrGstar125]

I HAVE TO HAVE 1

[BlackWolf12700]

Why are you leaning up against that security sign?

[melih626]

dodododododod do subscife <<<YOU FORGOT TO SAY THAT AT THE END

[doubledous42]

The Tobuscus tshirts came out on my birthday?!?! Wow, that means if I got one, it would like a birthday present

[SuperKataang1]

A FENCED IN TEPPPE! Oh my gosh! HAPPY 100th VIDEO! You are amazing!

Can I win a shirt? I actually made my own shirt cause I didn't have money to buy one... It's awesome. But i would LOVE an officail one.

[InfiniteTestings]

TOBUSCUS!

[JustHannah38]

your personality reminds me of tyson ritter, your humor does anyway :)

[sunshinekoala]

that was terrible. you're welcome.

[razzleNfrenz]

i loved your little rap at the beginning(: i cracked up..mansion..mansion..mansion.­.....TEPEE! XD

[carsonbgoff]

If there's a website where u can buy those tshirts I totally would buy one

[789stv]

Mansion,mansion,mansion, TEEPEE ,mansion

[SinataSeries]

Several times he looks at people and waves at them but we never see them in the background, going past.

Toby ... I think you're losing it. D=

[AnnabethChase17]

LOL!! So I was taking a sip of my drink when Toby was like "mansiomansiomansiomansion" and I almost choked/spit it out when he said "and then... a fenced in Tepee" I had to pause the vid to swallow it XD HAHAHAHA!!! Gotta love ya Toby XD

[crowpaw48]

09-1-10, 9+1=10

[juliajoy8]

YAY I'm a bird! hahaha

[daviddek27]

Just ordered a black tobuscus shirt :D

[LOGIESPZ]

@daviddek27 how do u get one i want one so much

[maxdafax]

@LOGIESPZ link in the description.

[RubiksDK]

i want a tobuscus shirt so much but can't afford it :( :( :(

[willmo42]

i want a tobuscus shirt!!!

[campred51]

putting your finger in front of the lens to act like a closing window lol i do that

[donkeyplatypus]

you should to a tobuscus cribs..................just make a video of a tour of ur house

[Zdude73]

LARGOIL!

[Zdude73]

I've watched Number 1 to 100.. All today..

[MrsPennywise96]

@Zdude73 Yup... me too :D

[Weownzu]

NOBUSCUS!!!!!!!!!!! AWESOME!

[thelovlyloser]

julia and steve? hahah dats my name and my bros name... :D just thought id let you know

[1980OWNAGE]

wats a tp

[stuntmanlink1]

@1980OWNAGE a teepee is kinda like a tent

[Bulk02]

the shirts are expensive O.o

[aliceinchain315]

drug!!! yay

[MikeHawk901]

EVERYONE THIS IS URGENT: GO TO THE GOOGLE HOME PAGE NOW. THERE IS A NEW THING TO PLAY WITH!

[ducktapelover1]

you have shirts on district line to right?

[originalzombie1974]

Okay, man. You're totaly making awesome literal trailers for video games and nerd movies. You have to realize that you've got nerd fans who wear shirts larger than 2X. Do something about it! Use your clout! Play the juice card! Make your shirts available in larger sizes for your more substantial nerdy followers!

[Sangasan2]

those houses are small... as far as Virginia houses go, I mean i guess people are smaller there

[Frankthetank921]

why is it that the brand says gildan when i added it to my cart? I thought it was AA?? 

[iammattstarkey]

Toby, I feel like you don't have enough items in your store...

[doughboy6390]

Make a peace off hoody!

[Katey912]

I became notably distressed for a whole second when you said, "Bless your face. Not really... about the illegal drugs." Don't ever do that again.

[Dahunted128]

That was terrible YOUR WELCOME! lols

[KwEs154]

when you do these vlogs you should pretend your on facetime so it's not akward...and you can be like "don't you live in bel-air?aren't you rich?NOT AS RICH AS ME APPARENTLY"

[IEatedYerrCookie]

HAPPY 100th VIDEO! :D

[PandorasPots]

But, but, but *I* live in Wyoming. PLEASE visit me the next time you go to your aunt's! :)

[DaJackPackCrew]

Toby you should have a mailbox for fans to send stuff. I was thinking of sending FARMVILLE CASH but I don't know your address. Whatever, you lost out on a opportunity to make a FARMVILLE EMPIRE.......

Lol but seriously get a mailbox for fans plz.

[MattGrubbTV]

This is the 100th vlog. I was promised that there would be cake. (by somebody in the comments)

[BooglyBoot]

ivebeen trying to make a map ofyour neighborhoodso i can go to google maps and find your address and mail you something. NOW I KNOW WICH ONE'S YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (muahahahahahahahahaha)

[ThebandWHITEOUT]

Toby, you may have become my favorite person on youtube. I kind of want to be your best friend. Not in a creepy stalker way. But in a creepy normal way.

[PowerhouseTom]

HAPPY 100th VID TOBY!!!!! :D

[TheKoalaKitten]

woohoo for 100th video!! its been awesome XD keep them coming

[Blargariffic]

congrats on vid #100. here's to 100 more!

[darkraven1414]

1:09 That is the most useless keypad gate EVER!

Its like oh shit theres a gate on wait the fence is like two feet high and easily accessible from the neighbors driveway

Dumb ass rich people

[punchrocker202]

I met Toby at Comic con and he actually does talk like he does in his vlogs. ALL the time.

[playsbba018]

@punchrocker202 so what are you saying. that he's as cool as we all think he is?

[punchrocker202]

@playsbba018 I'm saying that he jumps from topic to topic and uses transitions like, "You're welcome" and "Bless your face." And is just generally funny. So yeah.

[arsenalo14]

Yay 100th vid wooo congrats...OUTRO OF FINGER REDNESS!!!

[Alfourthousand]

yay for drugs! ^^

[BennyJC1]

You should have said: 'am i gonna wash it? MAYBE'

[wywyman]

You are so amazingly awkward!

[CALEBvolcomCALEB]

lol toby, i was planing on getting one of ur shirts and so i went to the link and i saw a peace off thong...... A FRIEKIN PEACE OFF THONG! increadable toby. amzing az alwayz. peace off.

[idontfart]

I'm glad you make yourself laugh. that's pretty much why I laugh, because you enjoy your jokes so much. bless your face. peace off.

[GlitterfulSummer]

I always say i am so glad not to live in any country areas. I will take my crime ridden, murder insane baltimore

[lolzzgast]

I love that after 100 videos, which equals 100 days, you are still amazed by things in your neighborhood

[imabussuupson]

no parking any time

hows it goin

[OneShotdeathCrew]

100 and counting Toby Turner is awesome and We do love all of them, I must say the Brotherhood literal trailer was not my fav but I still loved Trapped in a Vlog that video was awesome from the newer Tobuscus videos

[InsideBurningIce]

An F***ing special effect!

[Munchbunchs]

I LOVE YOUR VLOGS!!

Wait...I LOVE YOOOOU!!

[SupaMan1]

toby is a drugy LOL

[Ilovefred119]

should hav been a better 100th vid. longer? something other than walking? idk...

[owenboen67]

Your base channel is moving up the top 100 subscribed like everyday

[TheJuliaaApontee]

you named the bird after me. how cool!

[Chinahat242]

I'd like to think that, the light bloom created from your hand, is counted as special effects, and it would even creepier had you put on some crazy bloody makeup... or something.... like that... yeahhh.......

[WhereMyWaffle]

Theres some birds,hehehe

Haayyyyy, julia and steven.

:3 haha youre adorable 

[stisae]

Thumbs up for no spesial effects! :D

[diabeticdoode]

BOOP!



[wswissem]

100!

[midgekid7]

wheres needy aka needzore aka gypsy aka gypzore?

[EmmaJayneSmith]

I said Bless your face in that accent to my best friend today, she's worried about me

[oponomo]

yes, you was terrible

(i love you)

[MullanTv]

why is it always steven?

[pumpkinq123]

did you tell us its the 100th vid because i said it in a comment in the last vid which reminded u to say so and this comment is a question talking about a comment and check out @FutureFLi lol ttyl brb wtf omg NINJA

[sanfran91]

Good thing weed aren't illegal here (yay for the Netherlands!). So would that be okay, doing legal drugs?

ps. Bless your face.

[713zro713]

so thats where you get your awesome ideas from

[nicbissonnette]

oh toby... i am going to marry you one day XD

[zendulo]

some... more... illegal drugs. :)

[mivrina]

Glad you finally did the AC literal ;) And lol'd when you named the birds.

[pownageguy]

you know nothing bad has ever happened to my face since i started watching toby

[DerekJ70]

laughs every time

[kiwifruit138]

I laughed so hard when you said "Heyyy Julia!" :D

[MarioStar77]

i can juggle.......



[AnnaBrink]

GOD I LOVE YOU for making an Assassin's Creed Literal Trailer! Oh, how i've been waiting!

Greetings from Sweden!

[TheEvanAdams]

SO JEALOUS

[xXSarahxCookiesXx]

Dude i fucking love you're gay voice!!! It's so epic full of on! :3 Kyaaaaa!

[aericirea]

ILLEGAL DRUGS ! LMFAO

[eddsterfalconian]

i literally shouted YES at 3am after hearing your next literal trailer being ACBrotherhood. woke up a few housemates. got told off but whatever. thank u for your existence toby. i don't have any random entertainers around me. :P

[adzio21]

What the fuck?! There wasn't any outro of darkness, or even toboscus outro?!

[joejoebob145]

Toby has the best L/D ratio EVAR

[kimithesweet1]

Say turkey sandwhich, you!

[WallieTF]

Oh my god Steven is a bird... I somehow always knew....

[MsBin74]

@WallieTF Ooh, I LOVE birds!

[sporeglitcher]

Not illegal drugs! Anyhting but that!

[funnygigglemo]

you know, these viedos of yours are really getting your recommended daily excersise

[Lillica]

Man, I wish I could just take random walks like that around my neighborhood. But I can't. Being the small, fairly decent looking, 19-year-old girl I am, and living in the kind of town I do, I would probably get kidnapped and/or raped. Or at least harassed immensely by drunkards and crackheads.

[YeaImJustThatAwesome]

@Lillica you should find a neighborhood like mine. you would only get harassed a little bit and the rapist dont even come out till the weekend!

[Akabane101]

Hey where can i get that awesome Blood Violence shirt? :)

[MattD00]

Why is everyone called steven 

[rockfreak125]

does it ever rain in niceville???

[SandraChannel]

I want to see the Literal trailer! :D

[brittanyleighomg]

I love you.

[MsJanice25]

Sooo cute! xoxoxo

[randomcomment82]

@ 2:12 ^^That's Toby reaching for the stars lol

[CLyane]

yay! a new literal trailer!! Now i can play the literal trailer game with my siblings!

[17WhiteShadows]

I love Assassin's Creed! I am so excited for the literal trailer!!! P.S. one time at nature camp, we built a tepee.  I love tobuscus, he rocks!!!!!

[MJsNotSoClever]

"And theres a sunset!" ^_^ Awwhh that was soo cute ^_^

[Bwethhh]

No intro of darkness?

[AscariGood]

OMG NO "Dooby do doo do be do bee do SUBSCRIBE!!!" Im disapointed in your Tobeh!

[Rockismylove]

wow there isnt 1 ugly house in that street o,o

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

XD your openings always make my day "were you leaning up against a bel-air security sign?" lol man

[MegDellaa]

a tepee would be kickass.

[gustavoptannus]

"Hey Julia... and Steven..." I lold

[RavetodaGrave]

ha dude whats wrong with ilegal drugs

[Youdontwantmyusernam]

lovin the freestyle

[Maikinized]

100th second channel vid! WOOT. Bless your channel Toby!

[giraffe101]

You're always ridiculous. That's why we love you.

[Jmezia]

You DEFINATELY need a "you're welcome!" shirt with you pointing =D

[cooldude6385]

Ummm ... how is this the laziest vlog series ever when you have to record yourself, take the memory out, plug it into your computer, find the video, post it on youtube, then edit the title and description? That sounds like alot of work.

[SniperProMario]

@cooldude6385 Hmn thats a good question. Maybe its actually the laziest vlog series and Toby is not even trying hard to make these videos. Imagine what the unlazy vlog series would be like.

[gustavoptannus]

@cooldude6385 Seriously?? "It's the laziest vlog series ever... 'cause I don't edit it"

[dee123456989]

ive watched all of your video...all one hundred :L good times :)

[liamgreen101]

you are lucky I am not gay Toby....Very lucky indeed.

[SkillerMachine]

everyone is voting for black ops and he's doing assasin creed :S

[StealthOpticz]

sup toby happy 100 vid pls reply

[StealthOpticz]

sup toby happy 100 vid pls reply

[StealthOpticz]

hey toby im just doing this message to c if u reply bii

[TheGlassynerd]

No special effects? Really? Can't you like, lick your elbow or something? AT LEAST?

[bdb2010]

@TheGlassynerd you and 2 dislikes?

the mystery of the 3 thumbs down is solved!!!

GET THEEEEEM!!!!

[wskozel]

Wicked!

[justbeing63]

but drugs are legal...

[Cals1607]

DON'T cut your hair. don't do it.

[dwightxschrute]

you know thanks to you i've been calling random people steven, even inanimate objects.. its hard to stop..

[PAMPproductions]

Is this the 100th lazy vlog video or 100th video in general? Love them all! You're the best

[AnimeChick37]

You know Toby. One day you’re going to get arrested and then when the cops ask what you were doing they are ganna laugh they’re faces off when you say you where vloging. xD

[Crysisrage]

1:56 Epic xD

[LunarWolfX]

@Crysisrage Sir I do believe you have used the word 'epic' wrong. Please rephrase and try again.

[BekurahToshin]

Lazy vlog series of awesomeness is awesome!! :D Love ya Toby, and love your vids. Stay kool man. ^^

And omg!! I can't even freaking wait for the litteral trailer, omg! X3

[1992Jarhead]

I just bought your Blood Violence t-shirt and I can't wait to get it :D!!!

[RonB193]

Ah, outro of redness.