painful... that was such a waste of time listening to that hopeless poor girl. Ryan! You need to go over to that chicks house and put your weiner in her mouth to shut her the hell up.
she works at a combination of jamba juice and eBay the correct name for the business combo is called JambaBay ,where you order you juice online and pick it up at any location
The Ebabay business card almost made me spit out my protein shake. GOLD.
Liface 3 weeks ago
Subsribed! :D
TheGgirl97 2 months ago
funny as fuk Ryan lol post more bro XD
mg24o 3 months ago
organic milk I see...
supermanlevrai 3 months ago
@esartori87 it's a joke video, we all know it's not the real Ryan, even the person who made it probably meant for everyone to know it wasn't him
Tots13rie 4 months ago
This isn't Ryan. I know Ryan.
esartori87 4 months ago
that was funny. After hearing the original then watching this, hah!
curtyarny2218 7 months ago
Ryan, was this a real voicemail you recieved? Please answer me, it would make this the best video ever if its real.
THATGUYAGAIN1 7 months ago
well ryan IS pretty cute.. who would blame her? ;) hahaha
Alisonnnn 9 months ago 4
"J" as in "Jews"? Anti-Semitic...dump her...
nYcThUgG 9 months ago
shit. i was hoping you would have more videos... get on it, go meet more dumb bitches and hope for the best.
Cetovick 9 months ago
hahah oh gosh the calling card. im dying
LAKKnessmonster 9 months ago 4
Dude. Awesome lamp! Where'd you get it?!
KronicAssault 9 months ago
eba *cough* bay = ebabay LOOL
NoisexKillua 9 months ago 2
J as in Jizz; you know she'd remember that
RandomPath 9 months ago 3
@RandomPath she said J as in juice...
jgizzle48 9 months ago
You liar! This message was to me
ryandward 10 months ago
Ryan! Go put your weiner in her mouth and shut her the hell up!
johnnyla1980 10 months ago
painful... that was such a waste of time listening to that hopeless poor girl. Ryan! You need to go over to that chicks house and put your weiner in her mouth to shut her the hell up.
johnnyla1980 10 months ago
encyclopediadramatica(.)ch/Girlvinyl
acidmeat 10 months ago
i want to see a response from the girll.. for reall. she needs a tosh.0 redemption
BlockRecordsTV 10 months ago 6
hahahahahahaha!
kokoelite 10 months ago
Lol at the "names I hate" list on the fridge!
jliz1589 10 months ago
"I know you're busy with all that stuff"......hmmm guess this wasn't big enough clue NOT to call the probably fake number. Note to self. hehe
Tiffanygracemusic 10 months ago
"I know you're busy with all that stuff"......hmmm guess this wasn't big enough clue NOT to call the probably fake number. Not to self. hehe
Tiffanygracemusic 10 months ago
lame
hazmat151 10 months ago
page her what a bitch
deweyx21 10 months ago
The pictures behind your couch aren't lined up. FYI the one on the left is a little higher than the other two.
fogadz 10 months ago 3
hahahahahahaha lil pants
TheCollinShow 10 months ago
This is hilarious...
shmuli9 10 months ago
i work at ebay spelled ebabay lmfao
DarkTemplar1502 10 months ago
Well... she can DEFINITELY spell.
NocturnalHex 10 months ago
Get with her or else you'll have to bid on her smoothies!
goooglemybrainsout 10 months ago 5
"Willy Wonka is giving away golden tickets to enter his factory"
Best. Excuse. Ever
alan120184 10 months ago 23
hahahaha
airamz 10 months ago
Love the ironic ending.
andreagabrielles 10 months ago 2
This video is fucking STUPID!
Sketchtool 10 months ago
@Sketchtool
I disagree. This video is hilarious. Isn't the internet great!?
JermLeather 10 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
OH MY GOSH, YOU MAKE SO SO NERVOUS RYAN!'
rhuekler 10 months ago
OH MY GOSH, YOU MAKE SO SO NERVOUS RYAN!
rhuekler 10 months ago 3
I think we should collab on a video Dominic and Ryan first date
HayleyRaphael 10 months ago
I wonder who Ryan is now.. Must be someone famous.. Whoever he is that is awesome he used Indigestion as an exuse I am def stealing that line -
Basisforstace 10 months ago
"ebay, you said you thought you remembered it.".....hmmm ebay?? ebay?? oh ya thats that place that sells juice right?
penguininpjs008 10 months ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
I want to know what other names he hates.
BoredInfidel 10 months ago
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dwguy87 10 months ago
K? Ryan? XD
canen45 10 months ago
funny shit man
zapatasnow 10 months ago
Anyone else thought they got a text message on their iPhone at the beginning of the video? LoL.
itirnitii 10 months ago 6
Lmaooo
missorangepark 10 months ago
this shit is funny i just wonder who the fuck that girl is
TheDarkRyu3000 10 months ago
E bay bay
RickT160 10 months ago
The best part is seeing the name Grayson on his hated names list. What a stupid name
walker21d 10 months ago 5
I bet both Jamba Juice and Ebay are freaking pissed watching these videos! "...da fuck?!!" haha!
wanteduser3453 10 months ago
Best way to propose!
aaronbuchi 10 months ago
@MADDYINTHECADDY ..... DO SOMETHING BETTER THEN!!!!
kclemens454 10 months ago
you should have had her text you back and say "Ewww no, you creepy weirdo!"
flik221 10 months ago
so that's how I sound like during a drunk dial?!!!
touchbruises 10 months ago 2
i love this
HayleyRaphael 10 months ago
My phone just rang... right after you sent that text... no joke
DonnieKompany 10 months ago
Is that Seananners?
Cullvyn 10 months ago 4
@Cullvyn haha thats exactly what i was thinking!!
MancalaZonk 10 months ago
she works at a combination of jamba juice and eBay the correct name for the business combo is called JambaBay ,where you order you juice online and pick it up at any location
KingHeartless1418 10 months ago 3
APRIL FOOLS! ahahaha owned
jackknife66 10 months ago
This is great. I can totally envision it going viral.
astrosteve 10 months ago
gahahahhahahaa "Reasons for leaving urgently: HBO is playing the Six Feet Under series finale."
PERFECT. the best finale for a tv series ever made.
uzamaki19 10 months ago
ACTING!
dhiriart89 10 months ago
Am I the only person who would call this girl back?
IsWhenNow 10 months ago
@IsWhenNow yes
1bjohnson1 10 months ago
I foresee a viral hit in the future~
This was awesome.
Kind of reminded me of penguin calls, but also not.
HeartlessMayu 10 months ago
Hahahahahahaha SO FUCKING FUNNY!
BrieZ007 10 months ago
The Six Feet Under series finale is amazing.
britishschoolmanila 10 months ago
Always be my baby
Guneybear 10 months ago
awww yeee
Hobbyis 10 months ago
She clearly works at the combination Jamba Juice / eBay.
robcockerham 10 months ago 113
@robcockerham eBayBay*
TheConduitKing 2 months ago
...wonders what her shrine will look like when it's complete! Would be great to get a rebuttal from her lmao!
sneezer8181 10 months ago
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this was soo weak and unoriginal!
mattyinthecaddy 10 months ago
you make me proud to also be named ryan
pimplywimp 10 months ago
props for having Freedom and Middlesex on your bookshelf
danpi3 10 months ago
I don't post often but this is epic ... and done so quickly
ruffthesuspect 10 months ago 2
@ruffthesuspect thats what she said... I had to
XJCjustchillX 10 months ago
"your little shirt and your little pants" *holds up little pants* XD
TheWeedman328 10 months ago 68
RUN RYAN, RUN~!!!! (in the opposite direction).....
peggysuepiano4u 10 months ago
This was perfect until SONY's god awful music started playing.
wakaratwakawaka 10 months ago
omg, this girl needs a best friend to tell her NO!
cinnamonblush 10 months ago 2
screw that guy, marry me Dominique!
chkdsk1991 10 months ago 2
Hahaha, I WANT to know what happens next...
HellaBeed 11 months ago 2
ending was soniamdisappoint.jpg
DrinkjBleach 11 months ago 2
I just remembered I have my yoyo still. Fuck yeah!!!
colhook 11 months ago
This video was AWESOME. The voicemail was great, the video, was perfect, hahahaha!!
kclemens454 11 months ago
2 people are Dominic.
asamorris 11 months ago
Hey, he's read The Artificial Kid!
RizzRustbolt 11 months ago
this was hilarious.
nsulayman 11 months ago
This is perfect. A+
BloodyPradaShoes 11 months ago
I was cracking up when she was spelling "juice". Juice, that's j as in...uhh...j as in juice.
therealmattv1 11 months ago
This rash is getting itchier.
Gotta remember that one.
Marscow 11 months ago
Dude. This was perfect. Loved how "Grayson" made your hate list of names. Too good.
theolcf 11 months ago 2
Dominic and Ryan forever.
liaaca 11 months ago
hahaha didn't expect that reply
Enzo23R6 11 months ago
haha fucking hell
merton8181 11 months ago
that was hilarious!
malak789 11 months ago
omg love it..the ebay card!!! ha!
schnellschnell 11 months ago
love it, dude! quick work, too!
speelbergo 11 months ago
Oh my God, you make me so nervous Ryan.
lightnbubbly 11 months ago