mtv iraq cribs (british army funny)

[MrMightywrighty]

class. respect to all british soldiers. your fellow countrymen worship your humour and bravery. stay safe.

[Janbees]

03:08 the flag is upside down :P

[xlilxmissxjadeyx]

Gordonmclean1 sounds like a right cunt (: if they were innocent then we wouldn't be out their you prick. Shove your head back up your own fucking arse you one inch fuckin wanker. Our soldiers deserve more respect than some cunt like you writing bollocks when you know fuck all. You been out there? No because you're a pussy and haven't got a big enough penis to join up.

This video made me laugh though. :D x

[diagomontana]

@gordonmclean1 killing innocent people??? Are you a fucking regard??? Our rules of engagement are so strict, you can literally see a guy shoot at your mate but if he puts his weapon down and turns away from you he's basically a free man, quite talking shit when you know nothing CUNT

[33BottlesOnMyDesk]

lol rippin yanks

[ParkParks93]

Haha love it! Keep doing a good job boys! xx

[haykier11]

"Your not even American your from Wigan you tit"

HAHA legendary mate.

[ambers4life]

They took the yorkies out of the ration packs :(:(:( and now they have wierd chewing gum that brushes your teeth...

[bobbins05]

LOL "your from Wigan you tit"

[evosending]

only if my dads Mondeo looked like that :L :D

[black39gold]

"i don't need to lift that" xD well at least if your made redundant you can do standup!

[xProGamerUKx]

THIS IS MY CRIB THE SAND PIT LOL

[redlexus04]

Lmao...so funny! Stay safe over there.

[greenfreak06]

Hahaha out fuckin standin hooah

[MegaNorman007]

loving the fosters brollies.

[ClaireMcdify]

Typical British Humour, Loves it.

[Wanted19922009]

am iraqi and am proud to have such a soldiers in my country :)

[jackydefo]

i love this haha epic cant wait to join up my self

[TheJocky89]

wooo wigan lad like me :D

[fireballs450]

LOL why does the guy on the left playing chess have Full Body Tourette Syndrome (FBTS)? I don't want him behind me with a gun.

[BBj0121]

zinnnner

[katiecarla]

Amazing guys. Can't wait to get into the British army. What reg are you?

[xUKxPenguinx]

What regiment/branch you guys in? I'm joining soon and i want a job where i get to stay at base and relax but also get the chance to do some hard working..

[Billbino]

You faking the accent? cuz thats pretty good

[50CaliberElliot]

You're not even American, you're from Wigan you tit!

[TrU3xSPiRiT]

True heros, Come home safe lads

[PetrolDemon]

FUCK YEAH MOD FRUIT BISCUITS :D

[Mommywdwntime]

Omg that was just TOO funny! XD lol

[peluca275]

used to be a ford mandeo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! funny

[TheCOZYKO]

Nice 1 from Wigan aswell!

[cakenotwar101]

I love how the TV room is all rigged out, yet they're sleeping on the floor

[lauritzen95]

there has to be like a million of "man" in that vid...man

[chevycool6]

did the camera guy run into a wall in the bathroom?

[jeerawan]

i love when he rolled off the chair, and the camera man was giggling hahaha Hope u are all well and safe lads! x

[kdfwewf]

How can u have empty bottles of water??? im sure there just bottles

[rens2007]

"It used to be a Ford Mondeo" HAHA!! "Damn Iraqi's" PAHAHAHA!!!! "Your from Wigan ya tit!!" This has got me cracking up!!

[etithad1]

Absolutely brilliant! So funny! This skit is spot on! Yet again the British Army demonstrate what a wicked sense of humour we Brits have. It may not be everyone's cup of tea- but hey! Get over it! Chill out!

[bigbillbob88]

"Your not even from America your from Wigan you tit" hahah belter, stay safe lads

[TheFunkymonky2]

lol british soldiers making films for our american brothers. end was funny. but if your a british soldier, you dont act like an american. no reason in particular you just dont

[MacDAndrew]

lool! 'used to be a ford mondeo beofre i pimped it out!'



[TheWALKER321]

haha what the fuck aye you doin 1:02

[ostime14]

top class lads

[rgsasamekimimaro]

@ostime14 Ne seri mamu ti englesku

[ostime14]

@rgsasamekimimaro what the fuck does that mean?

[rgsasamekimimaro]

@ostime14 znaci da si jebeni retard

[markusruhl79]

That was good i actually thought he was american . merican army british army i suport all you guys . Might be two different armys but fighting for the same couse . hew knows maybe some day fighting under one flag .

[graceparker100]

ur so cute!

[DamanOstealth]

Iv stay@d there hahaha

long time ago

[tmj5girl]

Your goodlooking lad and british army rocks

[viper1995]

Haha derek; ''wtf you doing??''

[gordonmclean1]

So where did they bury the kids they slaughtered? Under the sandpit?

[viper1995]

@gordonmclean1 most probably, retard..

[gordonmclean1]

@viper1995 I'm not the one retarded enough to have bought the wmd lie and spent years in a desert killing more innocent people than a dictator managed in a lifetime.

[staceylover77]

@gordonmclean1 Keep believing that shit dickhead, In reality we never bought the WMD lie either. We were sent there by the labour government that you and your lefty mates voted in.

Killing civvies? Let me asssure you now British soldiers were more restricted out there that Police are in the UK.

[gordonmclean1]

@staceylover77 I voted Lib Dem. No blood on my hands. Watch Wikileaks.

[tito810]

pretty good accent but sometimes i notice his british voice pops out when pronouncing certain words

[mike74em]

That was great!

[MrShell311]

This video never fails to make me laugh, I can't wait to pass my Phrase 1!! RAC woooooo

[proprodigySD]

Hahahaa, this was freakin' hilarious.

His accent was so good, i nearly thought he was some American idiot, but then he said Tescos and i was all, "Vons, Albertsons, yeah. Tescos...no." And also biscuits.

"You aren't even American. You're from Wiggin, you tit!"

Ahhh, British vulgarities. ;)

[markdarroch]

dude??, that whip got some fat rims man!! lmao, good to see the lads having some fun! thoughts are with you boys, get home safe!! :)

[gregkotzamanis]

quality video lads, keep up the good work and stay safe

[j3k2006]

Thumbs up for soccer sucks

[skida1231]

HAHA quality video, high respect for u guys out there and u making the video lol u should take up comedy lol stay safe lads

[kingewan]

Was actually well done.. hahaha, cant wait to start basic

[orlick82]

Seriously he could easily pass as a guy from seattle or something.

[KingofKingLegend09]

Wtf?!?

[cestrianvlogger]

"oh thats just derek" RUN!!!!!!!!!!!

[jackydefo]

thats the best video i have seen all day :D:D

[AdAmClArKe94]

haha well funny

[fog12ry12]

youre from wigan u tit lmao

[honeytrap1000]

i love it guys :) hope u all came home safe :) were so proud of u all :) xxx

[3ni6ma]

I like how the camera man did a flip @ 4:25 :P

[thetubewithin]

1:08 Cadbury's advent calendar on the wall on the left :)

[93scarface93]

who the fucks derick? lol that made me laugh

[MrAnoying21]

awsome american accent bro nice job brittain

[jamstamanify]

you ledgends hope you get home soon nice video

[MeLia2K8]

Haahaaa fuckinn funnnyy, a northen lad trynaa be americannn, not appenin haha sikk dat vid, playd ladd

[TBombay]

that was awsome..lol

[pulnulsh]

damn iraqi's lmao i wanna join the aqrmy now would be quality plus cant get any other job lol

[usafa01]

Armaaaaaaagedoooooooon!!!!!!!!­

[osker450]

fucking funny as fuck i live 15 min away from wigan :)

[R3cal]

god damn brits. i spent 8 miserable months in basrah getting rocket attack after rocket attack up my ass cuz the british where a bunch of fags and wouldnt shoot back. grow some damn balls and tell ur parlament to suck a dick cuz u actually want to survive ur tour in iraq. i cant tell u how many mangled bloodied chu's ive seen get put in the trash pile cuz brits wanted to play some dumb peace game that WASNT WORKING. get a hint .u not firing back doesnt say shit to them except *hey, fire at us*

[MANICISBACK]

great accent i couldn't even tell he was English

[jamieg2892]

WIGAN LADDD!!!!!! 

[PAYN3Y94MW]

your not even american, your from Wigan you tit! classic.

[TheBarryviper]

lol listening to Dizzee Rascal @ 1:20

[HirstyXD]

3:02 Lol XD

[XxKID1xX]

One question, where does the water in the shower come from?

[TaskForceSixTwoSix]

@XxKID1xX It's actually pretty complicated. They drill for it in the ground usually I think. There's engineers who specialize in that task and it can take quite a while to drill hundreds of feet into fresh water currents and lakes under the ground. It's honestly pretty fascinating how they do it.

[untamedromeo]

Although I'm opposed to the wars and to the Military Industrial Complex, I have so much respect for the way people faced with life and death and what is ACTUALLY hell on Earth can rise above it and maintain a sense of humour.

I just want the troops home as soon as possible. I HATE my government for sending them out there.

His American accent is better than Simon Pegg's and Tim Roth's!!!!

When ( or IF ) he gets home, should take up drama.

Very funny.

[OasisCitizen]

Proud to be British and even more proud of our boys and I respect the Yanks out there as well. Happy Christmas to all out there.........All the best boys.

[hawk11black]

haha top man!

Big respect to all yanks and brits serving out there!

[SUPERIRAQIII]

funny ... but i think kinda angry from usa army !

[kloikrules]

I really thought that he was American :**(

[AlisonLois]

love it! x x

[viking30001]

ha ha ha typical brit sense of humour ( dunt give a fuck ) !! take care guys and home safe !!!

[hiimbob155]

went to the tesco iraqi branch :L

[jeffdray]

very funny, great attention to detail including having the union flag upside down

[RunaroundStar]

Ah that shit was funny.

[jack101093]

wot the fuck are you doin? 1:04 made me laugh

[AirborneNik]

lol wheel barrel

[tmicmagic]

im american and i just gotta say well played

[gazCROSSHAIR00]

holly fuck that was a good american accent lolololol

[billychipchase123]

hahahaha 

[009willo]

ya frm wigan ya tit....Legend lol

[dennis4024]

oh well some of us actually worked on telic

[candyfloss362]

that was very funny.... good luck to the boys and take care:)

[Pjbeauprejr]

homer simson at 1 : 35

[xXDYNAMiiC]

you're from wigan ya tit xD

[forestwarrior46]

used to be a ford mondeo........LOL and the suicide bomber that come out of now where and scratched my paintwork ! and check the "22's !

[scuttlepussy]

That was aweome guys. Makes me proud to be British. And the random Guttermouth song made me smile too! Great work you do n take care all of you

[aidenm514]

wow some nice americans are comenting on this other than the ones that just call you a fag on xbox live

[Qual1980]

haha, im from wigan 2! im gonna look 4 that cunt on facebook!

[ghilliesniper232]

8:35 is he actually english

[warren1990anaheimCA]

Iam american and i am from california and he pulls of being an american very well good job guys

[BCoy2Pacman]

wat unit is this?

[Okrean]

Out doing shopping, suicide bomber comes out of nowhere.

[LozSlater94]

Legend! I love our lads in afgan and iraq, they could see the silver lining on a mushroom cloud :D !

[crazyfabio1]

hahaha 2:59

[Psilaxs]

I'm American and I thought the video was pretty damned good. He pulled off imitating not only a cockey american type attitude but the accent was fantastic! GJ boys stay safe and we on the other side of the "pond" support you as well - CHEERS.

[GodofCod93]

@Psilaxs We to respect all your troops in America too! :)

[rvandendikkenberg]

Thats some good humor! I love it.

[jlswo]

lol @ur not even american ur from wigan u tit legend

[rcypt]

1:34 i know a guy exactly like him lol

[eggman269]

lol

[bellotojuanfra]

well, I think it's a great idea show how is your base, where are the people, weapons and so on, the enemy will be grateful, you make their job easier...

[trumpet190]

@bellotojuanfra i doubt the taliban are searchin youtube for this... you nutta

[bellotojuanfra]

@trumpet190 Ok, ask your intel cell...

[TELFORD88]

@bellotojuanfra lol do you really think old osama is checking youtube every five minutes for idiot videos? lmao your even dumber than bush was

[MrOHYEE]

LOOOOL nice one man! HAHA

[IllWilledandhappy]

are yyou bloody bastards really going to bring the IRA i on this video? Good lord you need lives. (This is coming from an Irishman who is politically aligned with Sinn Fein) The Troubles are over the sane Irish who did not want any more men to die have signed peace agreements. blowing up cars will not free Ireland Ireland must be freed in a peaceful manner.

[kueblerwolf]

"Volume control! You don't mess with that!" LOL. Dead on American accent, btw.

[DamnHippies1]

Haha, I fucking love being allies with you Brits.

[Huzzle2]

Haha I love being British!

[mike7743]

@Huzzle2 you love being British while pretending to be like an American? lol

[dcesar117]

@Huzzle2 i love being american!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 but british ppl are next best....well besides Swedish people....and the Netherlands is cool.....just cus of Amsterdam

[XxJFaddxX]

thesis guys arent brittish

[tinty010]

@XxJFaddxX i think you will find they are, check there camo

[vennom212]

@XxJFaddxX ooo really so non english soldiers wearing british army camo, speaking english accents and living in a british camp....

[coopmilad]

@XxJFaddxX Fool check before you comment

[wasupekar]

HAHAHAHA, FUNNY

[boopro1]

LOL

[iselldreams]

this totally rocks!!! they should get their own show kicks the arse of britains got talent any day of the week WELL DONT BOYS xxxxxxxx

[doylerzzzz]

the brits are scumbags...send the ira to iraq ha deyd do a better job dan da english fags

[japaul7]

How did these comments turn into American Bashing? Great video...Was this trenchard lines/allenby or near the hospital? I lived in Bravo camp after you guys left..

Good work!

[schamon13]

"your not even american, your from wigan ya tit!" haha brilliant

[SkrappyX3]

that shit is clean!

[WJGjunior97]

lool .. the british are much cooler than the americans !!

[AC130EMPYREAL]

"American idiot" makes sense. Im American but American people and politics are stupid.... complete idiots. I love the British

[british123able]

@AC130EMPYREAL britaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn we wil we will rock youuuuuuuuuuuuuu arrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh yeahboyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Hindmarch1337]

ya not even american you tit your from wigan lol

[Travass83]

hahahaha the end EPIC

[NoctisEreptor]

Excellent choice of song!

[TastyCake001]

HAHA  " I'm from New York Man-nn" funniest thing ever

[Danny7293]

best episode of cribs ever! :D

[vilvadias]

hahaha, you are awesome. I totally have a new outlook on my deployments. thank you! especially the empty water bottles in the freezer!!

[bingleyboiz07]

hahaha quality video lads!! ill be makin a video like this but in afghanistan. BRISTISH ARMY BEST ARMY IN THE WORLD. ya not even american... ya from wigan ya tit HAHAHA! TOP LADS (Y)

[CallyWallyPuddinPop]

Hahah fucking love it "Your not even american you tit!" I'M FROM NEW YORK MAN!

[velvetrevolver84]

Im sorry? you should shut up first coz Im telling the truth and you cant stand it can you?

[WeakSignaI]

3:00 hahaha

[sepphtmage]

the marines are the best qualified, even the britts will admit too that

[SorryWTFAreYouSaying]

@sepphtmage HAHAHA NO! Everybody knows the SAS is best trained.

[Tony2438]

@sepphtmage No

[velvetrevolver84]

hold a sec...is this legal? this place is a military zone...I dont think that officers will like it

[theworldisyettobe]

@velvetrevolver84 to be honest british soldiers don't give a shit that is why they rock.

[SorryWTFAreYouSaying]

@velvetrevolver84 oh shut the fuck up.

[velvetrevolver84]

@SorryWTFAreYouSaying yeah? you should shut up first Im tellin the truth and you cant stand it can you?

[SorryWTFAreYouSaying]

@velvetrevolver84 Oh go fuck yourself? Like anyone gives a shit if it's allowed or not. These soldirs are protecting and defending our country, if they want to do a fucking video they will do one.

[GodofCod93]

@SorryWTFAreYouSaying Too right mate I agree with you!! :D

[velvetrevolver84]

@SorryWTFAreYouSaying yeah? you should shut up first Im tellin the truth and you cant stand it can you?

[velvetrevolver84]

@SorryWTFAreYouSaying Im sorry? first you should shut up coz Im telling the truth and you cant stand it can you?