Brass Eye - Gun Priests

[OxenOrb2]

Ammu-missionary

[peterpeterxxo]

a fully fledged revolverend...chuck fadanoid... the blast judgement, everytime you watch it theres something else.

[peterpeterxxo]

sunday becomes gunday..pack A peice to keep THEE peice..armagunndon..lol. chris morris is a legend.

[paulmcguineapig1]

"This is Alabaster Codify for 10NN and Brass Eyyyyyyyyeee!"

[1001000111]

''Two priest left the show in a tank. Shooting as they went''

...That.

[Pretext1]

That Judas part was great.

[SeanMurrayI]

*BANG*

That was the pimp who took the crucifix out of my church... and put it on his CAR!

[DrNuyenVanFaulk]

Probably the best comedy script I've ever come across. Absolute genius.

[LAnonHubbard]

I've watched the Brass Eye episodes over and over and this has got to be one of my favourite segments on it. Love the manipulation of words, the "pouch that piece" phrase, the smile on the talk show's host when he's saying it because something exciting's happening on his show. Another great bit is at 0:50 when the priest is at the firing range and says "if there's answering fire, like from the congregation or something" as if it's an everyday happening LOL.

[whereszorro]

vocus wabe. what a name.

[randygland]

wasn't this the day today?

[otakucode]

You guys laugh, but these fictional characters are exactly what we have nowadays in the US. Particularly the guy trying to justify shooting the woman at the wedding because she moved funny and 'might've been a man in a dress'. His excuses should sound very familiar to you as the same clinical paranoia and idiocy that afflicts the Dept of Homeland Security. "Hurry, take off your shoes! I had a dream where a squirrel told me foreigners been hiding bombs in peoples shoes!"

[MrDilkington2011]

Fucking idiots. Drink St.Peter's piss.

[allegramente5000]

Sunday turns to GUNday...it's impossible to take it all in on one or even half a dozen viewings such is the pile up of mangled up language. What a genius Chris Morris is!

[kpotassium]

'left in a tank'

Best part.

[domburd]

Is that Rob Brydon on the advert at 1:15?

[lfcwhitman5]

FUCKIN ASSHOLE!!!!

[magic118]

I love the reporter morris plays in this part. Same reporter who was in the sex - 'several chords of reproductive mucous' lol.

[johnnyvicious2]

'Pouch that piece, padre' ROFL!!!

Who needs Bowling for Columbine when we have Chris Morris

[stevepising]

"stay where you are!" brilliant. Morriss is a fucking genius and pisses all over shit like little britain and catherine tait

[TomMackio]

Loving Chris' face at 0:48

[stevepising]

fucking genius

[AnonNation]

*Bang*

"That was the pimp that took the crucifix out of my Church... and put it on his car!"

[dollsnatch]

Genius, pure genius! Gunishment!!

[Bisected8]

Two priests in a tank? Surely they'd need at least two to act as the gun crew and another to drive?

[olliesmith132]

"No room at the inn? There is now" Bloody Brilliant

[weaselidiotu]

psychoparish!

[lfcwhitman5]

HAHAHAHA!! at 0:32!! FUCKIN ASSHOLES!!!

[lfcwhitman5]

0:32 HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[fleamarket3000]

two priests left the show in a tank, shooting as they went

[yooochoob]

The priest at 1:12 looks like Rob Brydon!

[foreverendgreen]

Is that fake??

[lmd141]

yeh, it's a satirical show from Britain

[remoteviewingrecords]

@lmd141 the fact that someone had to ask if it was fake or not proves brass eye's excellence

[funkyclunkybadlymade]

@foreverendgreen the fact that people have to ask that question totally proves the point of brass eye. the best thing is, i'm not even saying it stupid to think its true. it's just how fantastic this show is, and how believable it is to anyone who doesnt know it's from a comedy show.

[Oo786oO]

@funkyclunkybadlymade

It shows how rediculous some of the programmes are though! Moreso in America I guess. They are literally comedy, but real. Hence people end up believing this.

[5amdma]

@foreverendgreen how could it possibly be real haha

[MCBhangramuffin]

"the GUNgregation". "pistol apostles". Morris has done more funny stuff than Catherine Tate / Katy Brand / etc could do if they wrote for ever

[lmd141]

@MCBhangramuffin Couldn't agree more!

[ZemplinTemplar]

@MCBhangramuffin I also liked the priest from the "Artillery of God" club. :-))) Brass Eye is effing' hilarious.

[AvgDude]

So fake. Hilarious that some people on the thread thought this was for real.

[rudster]

one of the best lines of the series

[joelang6126]

ha ha

[names04]

The Two Priest left in a Tank

WHAT?!

[pigeonkill]

Well, they got in a tank and drove away, shooting as they went, it's simple.

[joelang6126]

It cool your an american, this humour is light years ahead of you guys :-)

[Mantitx]

AP reported a few days ago that pastors in Detroit were now packing pistols under their robes.

[maradashewolf]

This is the scariest thing I have ever seen. Armed Clergy??? ....Gods....

[guyamus]

lol

[lfcwhitman5]

FUCKIN ASSHOLE!!

[Chully109]

Wasn't there something in the news not long ago about some US priests allowing people to bring guns to church?

[rtenewsontwo]

2 kids and a deaf guy

[japanesesweet]

" Saint Marksman"

It may seem all seem totally implausible but it`s becoming a reality: a news report a few weeks ago mentioned that someone won a gun in a raffle in a church in the USA

[MozTS]

lololololol

[ThePowerOfRomance]

Adverts are now promoting gun use.

Theres no room in the inn? BANG BANG BANG now there is.

[bazmataz]

The priests were dishing out Gunishment to sinners.

[gorski983]

WTF IS THIS VID?

lol

[yafudye]

It's a pisstake. Brasseye was a satire that was broadcast in the UK. It was pretty much the brainchild of Chris Morris (he's the guy playing the TV presenter). He also created another programme called "The Day Today". It was another satire. I really recommend that you give them a look. Perhaps you can download them. They're both very funny shows.

As an aside. Brasseye is also a slang term used in the UK. Your brasseye is your arsehole.

[allegramente5000]

@yafudye thanks..after years of enjoying Brass Eye i'd never really stopped to think about it being a slang term for arsehole.

[markdr123]

"That's the holy GUNspel, according to St. MARKSMAN!"

[DoubleIntruder]

"Judas, you plan to betray me"

Whahahahaha!

[po3a8]

No room at the inn?

There is now!

[idatomhue]

Amumissionaries LOL

[YellingInMyEar]

Prota-gun-ists!

[greatstealauto]

(the lord may have mercy, BUT I DON'T) lol yah yah i got that from grind house.

[darkgear6]

saw this on i-am-bored :P

[youmeandsomeknives]

A good example of this is night.

[DOO1]

no room in the inn? NOW THERE IS

[youmeandsomeknives]

But who says there's going to be a high wind?

[simonatford1]

"Pouch the piece Padre"