Peep Show: Series 6 | Johnson | Channel 4

[boleplissken]

One of the best "Johnson moments" is when Mark is supposed to fire Sophie and right as she tells him she's pregnant, Johnson turns up behind her and gives Mark the Shoot her in the head gesture....brilliant.

[shatterjack]

Also: THAT'S NUMBERWANG

[shatterjack]

oh holy shit

[Peta659]

AND THEN I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A TURKEY FUCKER BECAUSE I'M THE BIG MAN AND YOUR THE SHIT HEEL RIGHT?

[mehmus]

he's just a genius..

[BroWhatever]

But we already have milk.

[numbcore]

@BroWhatever i dont its really about the milk..

[zimzima888]

Who's the Johnson now Johnson?

She came over to give me a piece of her mind and she ended up giving me a piece of her ASS!!!!

[zimzima888]

Who's the Johnson now Johnson?

[jasrogg]

Hes what you might call an Alpha Male Jeremy.

[productions271]

He looks like Eamonn walker

[Yohanan23]

he's like the britsh "old spice guy"

[sameairmax]

THIS IS BOLLOCKS MARK!

[Bootstrap193]

"make sure that you take control immediately - of their brains.. the bodies will follow" LMAO

[TheClownPrince85]

I'll do the consulting, the number crunching, the meta-analysis and the business plan while you cover the FFFucking off and getting us a nice cold pitcher of bud, ok? See you around.

[MIXEDHUSTLA]

JOHNSON IS THE MAN

[Peta659]

THE MUTHAFUCKING JOHNSON BABY!~)}>

[kensei85]

"Don't be alarmed, Mark, it's just Tai Chi. Take a seat and I'll just power through...It should take 45 minutes, I'm done in 10. Stick that up your dojo."

[sammyh1982]

I'll be Charles, and you'll be my...Camilla (as he caresses Mark's face) ahahahahaha

[killcaptainstupid]

Anyone else ever notice how Johnson often seems to be channelling Gus Hedges (from Drop The Dead Donkey), just a tad?

[DorianGrayism]

I would buy that book.

[booshpower]

"It's just gonna be us, a pile of chinese food, and a couple of fuck off spreadsheets"

[omid145]

''I just did.''

[DudeSpectre]

'Nice office. I have a 32" plasma in mine. Lemme tell you when you get a document up on that baby you are seriously looking at that document'

[Bootstrap193]

I wanna go to Johnsonville

[LeeJHooker]

I'll have a one-way ticket please!!

[BASEMANBEN4]

fuckin love johnson

[MultiCren]

come on babe it takes 4 hours to kettering, even in a top of the range beemer

[hippotoast]

Johnson walks into Jeremy's bedroom "Hey Jeremy, have a seat". - Funniest moment in comedic history.

[tommy444able]

@hippotoast not really

[smurfieboo]

I hope Johnson gets his own spin-off

[graemeoliver84]

@smurfieboo Except for Frasier, when are spinoffs ever any good?

[galgor]

"I can't believe I let this happen on my watch.."

[Paxobo]

I would hop on that train in a blink.



[CoolTosser]

wtf not loading

[NewYorkDontLoveMe]

'to all fans of johnson, yer, youve got it right, well done, welcome to the trai that will take you t that place that is, johnsonville, (can you do that looking at the camrea?) i just did."

[NewYorkDontLoveMe]

johnson is a maverick. favorite character

[lukeycc67]

this is bull.shit mark

[CrazeeCatrin]

take a good look at that ass. is that the best ass your ever gonna get? do you settle on THAT ass?

[MonsieurLeBron]

"I could turn you down like some hippy parasite. Then I'd make you feel like a turkey-fucker"

[Pwnt8183]

"...And our ambition should be to kill clients..."

[mycathasbeenstolen]

@Pwnt8183 i mean literally  kill them.. with our level of service

[RequiemOfTheEmpath]

Print, you damndable fudger!

[SeanAKnox]

lmao we love you johnson

[avfcoasis]

"Johnson's terrible at being black, i'm a better black man than Johnson is..."

[Peta659]

johnson is the fucking best! the johnson baby!

[Nadendegior]

I FCKIN LOVE JOHNSON

[xexexita]

who is this AAAARRRRRSSSSSSSEEEEE???

[MikaelFL]

@xexexita It's Alan Johnson. the sleaziest most suave mofo who ever walked the earth. Never talk sh*t about THE Johnson ;)

[NewYorkDontLoveMe]

@MikaelFL right on man

[malard837]

judo holds for crisis moments lol

[sodoffpinches]

in the episode where Jeremy nicks Johnson's bank card you can see the pin number is 8008 or BOOB !!!

[Soundfrequency]

That's so funny I won't even laugh

[sned10000]

"judo holds" lol such a brilliant character. for me johnson is up there with david brent and alan partridge

[Oscar301]

Ah, Johnson, let me count the ways I admire the interpersonal skills of thee

[flynnnnnn]

Can you do that towards the camera please? *stareing hard* I just did....

[jimmyshitbags]

lol, just scrolled down and realised i posted the same thing 4 months ago.

[jimmyshitbags]

who's the johnson now, JOHNSON?????

[stratfanatic]

Pure class!!

[emjaymoggs]

im gonna be Johnson's queen if the public accepts me im gonna be Johnson's queen !

[xXTheMysteryGamerXx]

he plays almost the same character in Survivors

[rlinfinity]

Haha this guy is like a more comical Ernie Hudson :D Aweosme actor

[makky123]

johnsonville!

[Demurednb]

poor me, poor me, pour me another drink !!!! rofl :D

[sausagedogmcgee]

This bloke should have been the new Doctor Who.

[jiminy1000]

Love this guy! What an amazing actor! Johnson is definitely one of the greatest characters ever.... and played so well by this chap.

:)

[phil3tophilthep0w3r]

the johnson ...wot a hero!

[LewisHodg]

take control of their brains, the bodys will follow. haha

[penguinatoring]

alan johnson = legend XD

[torbwrc]

"illness equals weakness"

[miguel50912]

" then ill make u feel like a turkey fucker" lol

[1976Skynet]

Jabba

[kellyfortune]

Im just the doctor...I didn't make the needle sharp!!

what does that guy says before he replies: 'I just did' ??

[willpreeview]

Something like "Can you say that piece to the camera"

[thegarbeen]

brilliant character lol!

[BabehLJ]

YAH

[trigga1uk]

johnson rocks "ill be charles and you'll be my camilla"

[numbcore]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahaha

[OctavianDeNoire]

He is the Alpha male... Great character in the show and I love it when Mark grew a small mustache.

[purplebananafish]

his voice is hypnotic

[SSdraken]

*gets on the johnson train*

[saraomidvar]

hes so fit

[jimmyshitbags]

hahahaha the last bit about the fans was the best... who's the johnson now, JOHNSON?????

[motobmwr756]

LOL that was great.

[cobberbrimo]

Johnson is a legend. GET THE SOUND SORTED!!

[SuperPissflaps]

johnson fukin legend

[WKaliberr]

he looks darker than normal

[darkstar0709]

because its in black and white :P

[WKaliberr]

racist

[Bjarku]

whats up with the sound? learn2post production, channel 4

[IndieWalrus]

Daddy's hat has fallen off! XD Johnson is awesome :)

[GeorgiaLiverpool]

'Ahh the Jonhson.

What if I had Johnson's face?'

[gollyjm]

Johnson my dream manager haha hes funny as fuck LOL

[cmorebut]

I heard JLB Credit stands for 'Johnsons Large Bol***ks' Credit....

[FlashD88]

johnson meks me laugh like fuc

[GrandUltimateMe]

Johnson is here! Johnson is here!

[SuperPierrot7]

Is there anything funnier tha this?!

[xesisgood]

One of the best characters on the show, he fucking cracks me up.

[Josh2209]

i'm onboard the train for johnsonville

[ralfhay]

i'm so sorry about your mug, mark

[jhogguk]

"Watch a DVD, eat some pizza, fuck each other. I'm serious. Fuck a chicken if that's what it takes. Watch a chicken fucking a horse"

[gollyjm]

jhogguk is right i live his quote in that episode :P

[derangedband]

yay! im going to johnson ville XD

[sta1V1ina]

I really hope that Johnson meets Super Hans.

[kellyfortune]

LOL, me too! What a combo!

[gregorym2008]

Read my mind.. they are two of the best characters not just in peep show but all sitcoms I have seen.

[sta1V1ina]

Most definetly. Mega!

[bassnsubz]

@sta1V1ina

Super Hans and Johnson should have a side show where they take down criminals.

[MrJoviun]

@bassnsubz that5 epic concept caused my head to explode

[yorkokillo]

@bassnsubz *slide show

[hsybcmpny]

@sta1V1ina Ive been saying that for time. They are the best characters in the series, and thats with some great competition.

[shasta723]

he is so smug

[martinstatic]

If there was a book I'd buy it, just because it was Johnsons.

Stick that up your dojo.

[manicmacintosh]

Favourite Johnson quote " That's bullshit Mark "

[valeriestjohn]

Love it...

[neilam6]

I LOVE YOU JOHNSON!!!

[avfc0589]

johnson such a legend

[palenegroe]

JOHNSON IS MY HERO

[mw18g]

there aren't enough clips of johnson on youtube. hes fucking hilarious

"im not running a holiday camp here mark..im running a high security penitentiary. and if you dont break rocks..you get shot in the head."

[hiyadroogs]

Brilliant quote mw!

[Shithouse1]

Johnson is here... Johnson is here!!!

[bruceaisher]

I fucking love Johnson. Such a legend.

[MaxReinsch]

I know his sister Jacqui. Lovely lady.

Johnson is fan-bloody-tastic.

[ninjabearsinc2]

I'm going to make you think that you're a turkey fucker

[Oscar301]

...and treat you like a hippy parasite...

[22YearOldBoy]

Do you know what I'm hearing? I'm hearing "Poor Me", "Poor Me". "Pour me another drink."

[TheGaslightHorror]

I love Johnson..

I wish we could see Paterson Joseph in more stuff, he's so charismatic. He would have been a great Doctor Who.

[pretyflyforawhiteguy]

"i just did"

2haha xD

[djslipdisk]

Take me Johnson, I'm yours!

[doobeedoobeedooo]

"I want you to kill yourr clients............ I mean literally kill them with your level of service."

[cheekyegg]

origionally in series 3 johnson was going to commit suicide. peep show wouldnt have been the same without him

[snapcrackleandpop99]

Oh Johnson. Lets do some "fuck-off spreadsheets" together. LOL.

[MarticusApocalypse]

Jeez, learn to master sound properly Ch4.

[jackfordmac]

Looks/Sounds like filmed on a mobile.

[hhhxxxhhh]

" Fuck a chicken if thats what it takes "

[artvandelay1]

I do hope there's a Johnson spin-off sitcom in the 'pipe' 'line'

[KENKENNIFF]

I've just come

[KitchenSinkDrama]

I just did...

[JeramyTheGirl]

totally random, but i love your username :)

[KitchenSinkDrama]

Thanks!

[TheWakeUpCall]

Welcome aboard the train to paradise.. which is johnsonville. lmao!

[djwedgewood]

Johnson is here!

Johnson is here!

[coolbean2007]

Careful, theres man love and theres business love and never the twain shall meet.

[tommorellorules]

He was on Green Wing. He cool.

[yoyunyo]

new series?!

[hazahaxa]

judo holds you might need to do

haha love it!

[Harrydeth]

Is that normal pooing you're doing?

[gregorym2008]

doesn't sound normal.. doesn't smell normal..

[bobzilla211]

he's looking a bit unshaven. maybe johnson gets fired in the new series?

[slimjimpui]

Who's the Johnson now, Johnson?!

[Oscar301]

I'll be Charles and you can be my Camilla...

[superiourcowies]

JOHNSON!

[artvandelay1]

Oh god just take me now.

[mohammedLfire]

Johnson is one of the best comedy characters of all time. Along with uncle Monty from Withnail and I

[Xelt4]

johnson is awesome

[tomazco]

best character in peep show

[CherryProductions7]

'Do you know what I'm hearing Mark? Poor me! Po-oor me! POUR ME ANOTHER DRINK!

lmao - if I wasn't straight...'take me Johnson I'm yours' lol

[earfetish]

that was George Galloway to Barrymore on Celebrity Big Brother

[AlecJBrooke]

haha Awesome :D Can't wait for the new series!!

[Beachcomber95]

He's not really in character, is he? Still great though

[booooooooooodddooooo]

thats exactly what i thought, they prob roped the actor into it when he was knackered

[jackyshaw8]

peep show is one of the funniest tv creations of the last decade.

[idlevice066]

Johnson is the man

[JD1010101110]

this is very quiet.

[bcmalloy]

Give the man an acting award of some sort NOW

[conceptual0theorist]

a FUCKING GREED MATE. lol

[KnightOfDaFunk]

Johnson!

[xelentoliver]

Hallelujah Peep show is back :D :D :D

[FPVsean]

do channel 4 vids get 1000's of views?

[miritkenny]

Derren Brown is the master of illusion

[Catherine3234]

Wrong video :)