Make Urine Glow (and other stuff)

[UnitedStatesOfSpange]

This guy is 50 something years old, smokes pot, eats hallucinogenic drugs and listens to korn. Wtf

[IisGoodLooking]

This guy scares me

really

[supermansakic]

This guy is every woman's worst nightmare..

[Trashcansam123]

In real life, some German scientist fermented his urine and boiled, then isolated the phosphoruous inside it, making it glow.....

[DJReignX]

He had those glow bracelets in the bottles .... when the lights went out he would squeeze the bottle and break it .... then shake it to the bottom ....

[MrSkitzojester]

lol he freezes the video...

[coolace1000able]

fuck i did this and didnt read the description i fill stupiid knoww=[

[lex0303]

no waaayyy!!! it's hagrid in real life!!

[seanstrangways]

I knew it was fake, but what the hell did glow?



[TheInfectous]

@seanstrangways likely a glow stick he can do anything when the lights off

[PSILOCYBETRIBE]

Charles Manson?

[amaarzzz]

korn O_O

[texanswreck2011]

did harry potter teach u the glowing piss spell ur a fuckin wizard dude!!! one word of advice though u should wash ur hands after u piss not put ur hands to ur mouth u nasty retarded cunt!! tx526 for the cunt reference i find it very suiting for such a big dumb cunt such as thefreakman!!!lmfao

[mxFiveTwoSix]

FUCK THIS CUNT IS FUCKED IN THE HEAD, AND KORN IS FUCKING EMO CUNT SHIT OMG FUCKING DIE WIERD CUNTS

[usa4u123]

I WILL SEND U 4 BOTTLES OF MINE TO U.........PLS GLOW IT

[viceroseimvu]

the first 2 was awesome blue seemed to fail :( and the last....er well...it was the brightest.....but ew.

[SuperGaming1000]

My Pee doesnt work!!!!!!

[epicdude36]

this is total shit

[CaptainCrackSparrow]

Take a shower cunt.

[0magellan0]

Can you make shit explode?

[MimiLuvsYou200]

This is boring...

[eljardinero2009]

YOUR A FUCKING IDIOT

[bettypro]

HERES A TRICK I WANT CHA TO TRY OUT...put some salt into the palm of your hand, add one single ice cube, grip tightly, run around your house or yard three times....TA DA!

[standingabove]

THIS IS SO FAKE CUZ IT SAYS SO IN THE DESCRIPTION

[hthorpe89]

ur a piece of shit cunt wtf die of aids

[MalachiRevenge]

Funny video keep it up dude keep it up.

[sexylostboy]

SHITS FAKE AS HELL

[barjunkie21]

if it was a parody it would be funny thumbs down from me

[tojack27]

oh god. what a complete fucking idiot. Thanks for wasting good people's time you asshole.

[mariare0]

ima bout to try the urine one lmao!

[ieuanboii999]

it probly no piss

[lukeveijk]

i hated you bec aus of the steve arwin thing..

but i love you now becaus:

my urine is updated to glow now.

u listen to korn

especially the last one

w00t

[898kenny1]

Funny if he left the piss laying around and like a hour later he come's back just to mistakenly drink's it. XD

[kpxflameboy]

wanna make it glow 4 real??? eat a vitamin with a hell of a lot of b3 vitamins...which makes urine more yellow.

[loyaano]

nooooooww drink it

:D

[goldisma000]

fak ass shit

[starrock20]

how the fuck do i go from flamethrowers to this?

[starrock20]

oh the fuck do i go from flamethrowers to this?

[olejniczak12]

Such a fitting song for such a person! xD Song fits you so well dude.

[gobs10]

get a job, read a book, too much idle time dude!!

[AvailableThisNameIs]

Urine glows in black light naturally. Hey.. what can I say.. we were poor, but we still liked to PARTY !

[MrGhettokid1994]

u can c a video cut b4 he adds da stuff

[MKMASTERS]

@emccme200 freak on a leash by korn

[dannevigo]

Do something for ur hair ....unabomber....crazy man..

[chanilla1]

so pointless

[MKMASTERS]

@chanilla1 but awesome

[sawu101]

you need to take some rad away

[ChicaWolverina]

Wow... so Charles Manson is paroled now?

[Norcalbowhunter]

Has anyone else noticed this video has been modified? Between when he says "You will see no slight of hand at any time!" and "Just use a little Hawaiian punch" that it flickers and he is not in the same position. This say to me that he stopped the video, did something, then sat down and tried to resume the same postion. Either way, something is fishy about this video.

[illEdgeAble860z]

@Norcalbowhunter it seems that way to me too... and why wouldnt you want to use any more juice? idk this video is just disappointing, i wanted to know how to drink something and then piss it out glowing... but i do want to put from 2:36 to 2:39 on repeat, def. keep the sound and see how that comes out lmfao...

[pinkpink1988]

@illEdgeAble860z read the discription fuckhead.

[illEdgeAble860z]

@pinkpink1988 lmfao oh yeah i didnt take note of that at all previously. aghhh almost 5 minutes tho as a parody of a commercial which was prob. like 30 seconds? : /

[pinkpink1988]

@Norcalbowhunter read the discription fuckhead.

[Norcalbowhunter]

@pinkpink1988 How about you go fuck yourself you little douche. Just because your mother died and your father sexually neglected you doesn't mean you have to go around trying to act all tough on the internet to make up for you oh so obvious lack of a penis. Go cry in your mothers breast milk and tell someone who gives a fuck because it clearly isn't me you waste of human DNA.

[pinkpink1988]

@Norcalbowhunter Sounds like you need to just calm the hell down. All i did was say read the discription before you start flaming the OP.

How about you go try in your dead mothers breaskmilk while you tell someone who gives a fuck that you were sexually molestered you, instead of getting super angry of a 4 word comment LOL.

[meganNmackay]

he says it in the video descriptionnn, duhhhh



[victoryall]

@Norcalbowhunter Thank you Einstein. Maybe its the Illuminati?

[awesomeguy1986]

@Norcalbowhunter how about you read the fucking description first you dumbass, he said in it that it's fake and he says it's not meant to look real, jeez your a dumbass

[johnboyrebel27]

@Norcalbowhunter Not only that but if you look at the lower right hand side at the same moment the video skips, a bottle disapears....... two... then one.... LOL

[begoorap]

@Norcalbowhunter are you stupid read the video description rrrrreeeeeettttttttaaaaaaaarrr­rddddddd TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[x1jester1x]

to bad its all glow sticks..

[klime9087]

ughhhh......



[C3POROBOT1]

My urine glows normally, but I work at Fukushima...

[AnonymousEmperor]

@C3POROBOT1 LOL

[brutalboas]

looks like your dehydrated with the NEON yellow piss dude, maybe should drink that gatorade you just poured out

[blackhairdude12]

thumbs up if you only kept watching for the song. KORN!!!!

[bettypro]

@blackhairdude12 lol thats the ONLY REASON I WATCHED IT!

[YouKindle]

@blackhairdude12 i kept watching cos of the song too



[TheBezurke]

fucking idiot

[pyronut122]

@Mrfosho09 he is a cave man lol

[bellahorse151]

LOL this guys is SUCH a lonerrr ahaaha loser:P

[airborne101st45]

@mattyfreems I DONT KNOW!!

[BlackBlotter64]

Grade 1 chemistry..NOW GO MAKE ME SOME ACID!!!....Smartypants

[MrKingjames3050]

no slite of hand but the film jumps ,,lmao

[davidrevelations]

dammit, lol dont know how i got here i typed in lion ate man, lol and seen this on the side of some video, lol me and my wife tryed for hours to get our piss to glow, lol didnt know this shit was fake, lol now i know, lol

[kellynolan82]

Disgusting, ewwwww....

I know this man would probably like to insert his penis into my vagina any time. I will give him my addy if he PMs me happily.  I'm always looking out for it!

[switchbladerich]

assholes fuck u y be haters and thats how guys kill them thelves so stop messin with him

[lildude4231]

looks like haggard still has some magic in his bones

[ImmaLittleM0nster]

of course it's an old creepy dude. xD

[MrCheeseballs27]

FAT UGLY HORRIBLE HOBO LOOKING HIPPY U OWE ME 7 MINUTES OF MY LIFE BACK FOR THIS VIDEO AND THE STEVE IRWIN VIDEO , DIE SLOW HAIRBALL !!!!!! Ps THE BARBER HAS A WARRANT OUT FOR U !

[rawrimfuzzy]

@MrCheeseballs27 hey guess what? GO GET AIDS AND DIE

[trumpetsonntag91]

wtf? you embarrass yourself

[nashrulk45]

just what everyone wanted to see

a fat ass pissing in a bottle

how could he piss without a dick

[23mariho]

he's too fat he cannot close his zip properly ..dickhead

[jrockaboy]

no one has flagged this as inappropriate

[KamikazeZombie]

HOLY SHIT! It's the caveman from the Geico commercial!

[ILOVETHICKBITCHES]

take a shower!

[Gastronom]

WoW! I think I just lost intelligence by watching this..

[funis2sk8]

radioactive piss

[dcentc]

well, I almost tried this out until I read that it was a fake.

fooled me.

would have been pretty cool.

[nicknmartin]

at 1:38 the camera stops recording, u can see his body change positions without moving lol

[braytonlieb]

OCD much?

[Piano1515]

3:38 im pretty sure he just jacked off his little needle dick

[MisterSynyster]

Why would you want to see him piss in a bottle. Wouldn't you rather remember the Freakman as the guy you didn't watch piss in a bottle? Why would you want to see that?!

[ApocilipticMan]

That was stupid and disgusting!! This video should be banned!!!

[XR4MP4G3X]

READ THE FUCKING DISCRIPTION BEFORE YOU HATE ON THIS GUY....IT IS FAKE.....AND HE ADMITS..SO LETS ALL LAY THE FUCK OFF THIS GUY AND STOP FUCKING BITCHING AT HIM...HES HAVING A BIT OF FUN...THERE IS NOTHING WRONG EITH THAT,

[Mrfosho09]

So easy a caveman can do it:)

[TheMossTalon]

He didn't wash his hands!

[Cuetlachtliwolf]

It is Fake between 0:23 - 0:25, 1:36 - 1:38, 2:25 - 2:27, the frames jump, and the piss part a glow stick was added under the table. a glow stick was added between every frame jump, your a fat ass loser dude... why bother trying.

[Kayteeh441]

lmao. i wonder how many people tried this after they saw it.

[ratskan]

gross, he didn't even wash his hands... eww.

[baby0vampire]

how did you know uou could make your urine glow

[boardingpass04]

lol what kind of guys sits down to piss?

[jaymez42]

FAG

[beebxanthony]

wow alot of trolls on youtube you trolls need to get a life

[PivotAnimator50]

the nasty part is the piss glowed the most

[Cuetlachtliwolf]

@PivotAnimator50 that is becouse it is not piss it is a yello glow stick this whole video is fake there all glow sticks all he does is add H2O2 (Hydrogen peroxide) thats what makes the reaction between the chemicals in the glow stick. in a glow stick there is a glass tube inside the glass tube contains H2O2 (Hydrogen peroxide) when broken it reacts with the oil like liquid making a glow.

[BigSlick4]

I like how as soon as hes done peeing...he puts his hand straight to his mouth and coughs... gross.

[ikilledmacdre]

@BigSlick4 pee is sterile and you can even drink it.

[jman12351]

@BigSlick4 urine is sterile. the reason it stinks is because of the gases produced by it.

[Rewster86]

@BigSlick4 I'll bet you don't think it's gross when a woman puts her mouth directly on your dick... That's called a double standard.

[BigSlick4]

@Rewster86 hey guess what dude it's a hobo not a woman..I honestly want to know if you find this attractive dude?

[Rewster86]

@BigSlick4 Like you would know the difference between a hobo and a woman... go play some more runescape, loser.

[YukiJappyJohnson]

@Rewster86 True. Please don't flame me. I didn't say anything >o<

[mnydell]

@BigSlick4 lol

[megaprime67]

@BigSlick4 Im pretty sure your own urine cannot harm you.

[ThePastaManCan]

@BigSlick4 You LIKE That? WEIRDO

[M5PowerM3Power]

@BigSlick4 pee is sterile and if he cleans his penis, its probably cleaner than his hands themselves, so whats the problem?

[defsownds]

@BigSlick4 urine is sterile.

[BeakyRed]

@BigSlick4 But this is fake. Don't people read the description before commenting anymore?

[Ficcelli]

haha, jajaja, kkkkk....

[philtripe]

it works better if you drink bleach...try that for your next video please

[Mess1410]

I want my balls to glow ! please help .

[acdcfannumba1]

Nice waist of powerade

[dozdesign]

is that chris adler from lamb of god?

[Cuetlachtliwolf]

@dozdesign No he is not hes just a fat ass trying to look like him. what a fag chris adler is not fat

[carbilicon]

THAT IS SO FUCKING AMAZING IT IS SO AMAZING FUCK IT'S AMAZING

[xCraiig]

Why?

[thekillerr1000]

grose

[Septagotius]

no joking, i'm oddly enough attracted to this guy :D

[freeclimbhero]

@Septagotius What the :O

[Septagotius]

@freeclimbhero You had me excited.. My message box is usually full of hate mail and angry replies and it has been empty for a while, then i saw someone replied to my comment and they were not angry.. sad day

[BUFFA10sabres]

@jacob12marcelo

your a fucking idiot thats not fake... stop trollin and hating. no im just kidding its fake and im an asshole

[shinfield13]

Are you that guy of 30 Days of Night, and Son's Of Anarchy? hehe

[zZzMonsterBmxzZz]

Itd be so funny if someone actually drank thisss Lmfao

[DARKSKYZ10]

TheFreakman is a fucking freak... someone take him back to the mother fuckin zoo

[NAVCHAPDOC]

Quit playing with your piss and get a fuckin hair cut.

[jacob12marcelo]

fake he stoped the video on 0:23 and 1:36

[PlasticsRainbow]

@jacob12marcelo it is a parody smartass

[AciiDxAiRzZ]

this takes me back to my stoner days



[Mrpepsi320]

I know how to make urine glow the modern way: stick in a led

[mistetm]

It's so easy, a cave man can do it. 

[BoDanGRUz]

This is like the coolest shit ive learned on youtube hahaha

[geerman88]

ewwwwww

[eldiscretro]

?????? WTF!!!!

[Niek67]

hahaha awesomness

[Surfeit85]

I love that you play Korn on this video.

[capenn]

@Surfeit85 try reading the description sumtimes k?

[Surfeit85]

@capenn What?!

[BeachBumGTG]

YOUR SUCH AN IDIOT!!! EVERYONE KNOWS URINE CANT BE MADE TO GLOW.

AND UR CAMERA STOPZ MULTIPLE TIMES, PROVING UR AN IDIOT!!!!!!! this comment is fake. GAWD!!!! DONT BE WASTIN MY TIME!!!

[kratos241revenge]

you know wut freak man you suck ball dude cmon bitch were you live dog so you will get beat up motherfucker were you live niGGER piece of shit

[Casaraolanhouse1]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

very good

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[titusmikea]

you see the dumb ass take his graceful pause thats the switch dude your editor sux ass

[hermetic22]

no mames wey luego luego se ve que cortas antes de cada refresco lla t la mamaste de perdido dinos que le echas por que la neta si me interesa haserlo tira paro sobres

[akshel]

Ugly hairy fat man.

[kyeil2213]

At 0:21 and 1:40 you can clearly see where he inserts the glow stuff into the bottles. the blue didnt work because it fell and for the "urine" its not urine its pure glow liquid hence why it glows brighter from the rest. try your shitty tricks on someone else fool

[skaterkidvip]

fuck you right at 0:24 you can see the fucking chng when you put alittle glow crap in now go drink your piss

[jdymes101101]

i ain't drinking peroxide!

[erictheartman]

If you stop the vid just before then ending @ 4:42 you can see his cave wife!

[retromcableguy]

the real pervy sage

[MrQtip23]

i couldnt help but notice you didnt wash your hands

[Goatley1994]

@MrQtip23 haha... that reminds me of family guy

[Ladyperfect100]

@MrQtip23

WHO CARES ABOUT WASHING UR HANDS

[GooGobbler113]

Thumbs up for not wearing any pants in your own home!