Roseanne - 207 - BOO! - Part 1

[Nox0verstreet]

The Halloween episodes were the best. These and The Simpson's owned when it came to Halloween.

[mamitachocolate]

Lmfao Darlene's face when Roseanne was telling the story and Roseanne's face when Darlene drooled blood into Becky's cereal. I fucking love Roseanne and Darlene as mother and daughter

[mamitachocolate]

Lmfao @ Dan tryin to bite his face

[mamitachocolate]

My mom would never have let me take something like a caramel apple from someone while trick or treating.

[legalglitz]

@mamitachocolate - She would if you knew the neighbor.

[NellyNutmeg]

I forgot how great this show is

[jvmin110]

Today's october 31st, Happy Halloween!

[rayg2324]

Love this episodes i can watch this and never get tired of it

[37tonya]

this is my favorite halloween episode on Roseanne.......the older episodes are better the newer ones....IMHO

[xXxXBleedPurpleXxXx]

halloween s 2 weeks n 2 days away!! i love watching these when it's so close!!!!!!!! (and in like... feb when i'm missing it and wishing it were halloween again haha)

[xKirbyxx]

"She ate her face, yeah right!"

[alh61266]

the look on roseanne's face after darlene spits in becky's bowl.

[candlelight482]

if becky was my daughter & she slamed the phone down like that Id make her pick it up & put it down PROPERLY also her yelling at roseanne like that for an apple or anything else like that i WOULD NOT tolerate

[iheartmusikkk]

"wasent she the one who was always trying to bite her face" LOL

[DDRBoi2002]

2 people hate halloween

[PiMpJoOsE10]

THE MASTER lol

[PiMpJoOsE10]

when darlin did the blood trick into becky's cereal even roseanne looked impressed by that one lmao

[PiMpJoOsE10]

when i was younger halloween was somethin man...it was a truly great time when halloween came around every single house had candy and we got to stay out as long as we wanted to go get candy there was no curfew to go in after 3 hours. and the little parties we'd have at school on halloween. going shopping for costumes with mom. it was the best and this was around that time. gotta love it!

[PiMpJoOsE10]

"you got somethin against torture?" lmao

[SKUMBAG89]

man i love john goodmaan....His halarious!!!

[cali17highlife]

Man i wish it was halloween !!

[ViolinsRockz16]

I Luv this halloween episode the most :) I laugh at this every second

[EndlessDismalMoan]

Who in the hell would dislike this? o.O

[specialrelationship]

love this episode! back in the day! this was halloween, man. totally!

[EmmerGermanotta]

*splits blood* they cut out my tounge ..... ledgenady!

[kennedy2241]

I loove the Halloween episodes -they are my favorites.They still play them every year...and I watch them everytime!

[bhenigma]

Right at the end when Becky's bitching about the apples you can see that she accidentally spits on Roseanne and Roseanne has to wipe it off her lip haha.

[quillber]

i think John Goodman is pretty hot actually.... :P

[stohlk1]

'Ninja Warrior master of death......OWWWWW!' love it

[paranormalfreak222]

lol "get back loretta!" lol dan and roseanne are ammaaazzziiinnngg! why didn't they just kill becky offf instead of dan because no one likes her anyway..

[mamitachocolate]

@paranormalfreak222

Becky is a cunt but she is like so many real teenagers and so many kids can relate to her and Darlene that I think it's good that she was there. Shows today don't have kids like Becky anymore. Average looking girls with everyday school girl problems. The girls on shows now all look like child models who's lives are damn near perfect.

[likewhateva1]

As essential Halloween family viewing as " It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown " in our home...

My favourite holiday and my favourite Roseanne Halloween special! :)

[CCooper78]

My favorite episode of the entire series!

[trishdadish82]

halloween is the best holiday! by far my favorite

[trishdadish82]

@rebelchituhuh she didnt say hot ass..she said "what are you two going out as"

[trishdadish82]

my fav episode by far!!!

[april2026]

I love that Jackie's such an active auntie. Remember on "Monday Thru Friday Show", she took the kids to an amusement park because Roseanne and Dad couldn't decide on a honeymoon? On "Death & Stuff", she took the kids out to get Darlene some Baklava (I don't know if I spelled it right). Darlene and Becky go over to her house when they're running away from Roseanne or she stayed home with them (when they were too young to be alone) when Roseanne and Dan went out.

[SWAC424]

im so glad deej never hit puberty, oh wait..

[ericou812]

i always though DJ looks evil lookin,he would pass for damien

[mamitachocolate]

@ericou812

He does look evil. When he's not smiling his eyes are creepy or something. He totally could be Damien

[Algernon483]

3:12  :D:D:D:D :D

[xena224]

part 2 doesnt work it sucks

[Geistxxxx]

No part 2 lol

[keleic]

roseanne's hilarious in this episode lol dj is so cute here

"ninja warrior master of death! OW!"

[YTLOVER02]

THIS IS THE BEST ROSEANNE HALLOWEEN EPISODE EVER.

[Lillzbe]

EEEE! Halloween is the best holiday! I already made caramel apples with homemade caramel!

[themightycelestial]

Darlene kicks ass.

[xmisskate1990x]

:) I love these Halloween Episodes, I watch them every time its getting close to Halloween!!!

[01WALKMAN01]

this show was so good they all new how to act you realy get into the roles

[sarayamarie32]

haha halloween is my favorite holiday and i loved watching these <3

[crackpotgrandpa]

yeah were just.....goofin on you

[xena224]

for fuck sakes part two wont even work its some stupid counrty shitg

[jackolantyrn356]

"the master" Haha Man! Dan is hilarius! LOL

[GomeztheWolf]

I wish my family was this fun on Halloween. XD

[JBs1VideoGirlAgain]

Dan: Fire. Bad.

Roseanne: Pain. Ass.

xD

[chola69420]

Growing up I would wait all year just to see the Roseanne Halloween special.

[EmmerLove]

I LOVE DARLENE!!

she is so funny!!!

[Quietus4]

love this series ! ♥ btw, darlene has beautiful hair :D

[HUSKY57887]

Darlene was my favorite.

[EmmerLove]

HAHAHAHHA! 3:12

wasent she the one always tryna bite her own face

 LOL

[zzzzdreamzzz]

Becky's just being a teenager guys :oP everythings a tragedy when your a teenage girl, god knows i did the stomping and slamming lol. i will say though it would have been nice to see her grow out of it she kind of remained a brat into adulthood

[dumplingshakes22]

favorite show in the world hands down. except the last season that is.

[evan22303]

Toaster's on the fritz. lol

They used that scene with the toaster for a Roseanne Promo on FOX. Handy Dandy Man promo. They showed Roseanne turning black & white flashing instead.

[Lemonhead86]

"ahhhhhh ya wanna be a wise guy huh.... wellllll just for that....."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[chelseamae23]

...i want to kick becky in the face

[Honey360Bee]

You know. Becky turns into a little snot later on. I don't like the way she treats Roseanne. She is so selfish.

[willowsummer9]

@Honey360Bee But when she's replaced by Sarah Chalke you'll miss her brattiness so SO bad

[3silbermond3]

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[artomalcov]

I'll never be too old for Halloween

[shootingstarzzz]

the master.

the master

lollll

[bertfreez]

this show used to come on fox in canada in the 90s man i miss this show and the 90s

[asdfqwer90]

I've seen this episode I don't know how many times, and this is the first time i realized that Roseanne knocked a plate off the counter and broke it at 5:48. :-/

[jesseburns]

@5:47 the plate falls and breaks on the floor, i dont think it was suposed to lol! roseanne hears it and looks down for a sec.

[BlueEyedBaby1219]

I'm fourteen and I still love Halloween. I was the only one of my friends last year to actually dress up. I guess they were too "mature" for that. :P

[XxShAn3rxX]

@BlueEyedBaby1219  lol, im 19 and its still my favorite holiday. xD

[puddapar4]

does anyone know which episode is the one when jackie is taking care of dan and the kids when roseanne is out of town?

[MaloreyAnimal]

An Officer And A Gentleman

[EmoDeathStar121]

All i will say are they all going for the same hair style

[CooperSapphireWolf]

IGOOORRRR

[HEYCONWAYTWITTY]

GREAT EPISODE FIVE STARES .

[ComeonToshie]

I wanna watch part two why did you block it from canada viewers

[mizMcAllister]

exonit didn't, the production company did

[Tales0fSymphonia]

the sound when darlene "dropped dead" was just perfect oO

[LindyMichelleTullos]

lmao i love how dan doesn't say anything for like five mintues only "the master" lmao priceless

GOD I LOVE THIS SHOW!

[LindyMichelleTullos]

i would literally beat my sister into oblivion if she ever did that to my cereal lol

thats just horrible

[berryblitz07]

@LindyMichelleTullos bahahaha so would I but come on, it was pretty funny

[EmmerLove]

3:12 LOL

i love dan !

and darlene :)

[boingokky]

Fire/Bad! Pain/Ass!

[yasmeenxox]

where is part 2? grrr

[pokepinzon]

John Goodman is a HELL of an actor, wish I could see him do more comedy like this

[surfergirl10126]

i was watching this on tv last night and they skipped a few parts this had

[skittles2009100]

Drop dead....Clabunk.

[Healing2Suffer]

Becky really needs to lighten up and get into the Halloween spirit!

[laffalotguyny]

lol my motherin law lol

[LaDracul]

"They cut out my tongue." Best part ever. :)

[MsTennis4ever]

This is my favorite episode!!! XD

[jeremyely]

me2

[bruceagogox]

"hey hey leave those alone, you don't wanna end up fat like your aunt jackie!"

LOL.

[reelnicegifts]

"More coffee... OFFICER?" Ha, ha.

[reelnicegifts]

0:29 - 0:56 ROTFL.

[EmmerLove]

darlene is the best lol

they cut out my tounge HAHA

[aprilflower04]

She ate her face! Yeah right!

[asnierkishcowboy]

wow the first time i see it in english..its very hard for foreigners to understand the people.

especially roseanne ^ O ^

but its cool to hear her real voice.

[The1onTV]

what's your native tongue?

[asnierkishcowboy]

german ^ o ^

why?

i mean the german school system does not really teach its pupils very well when it comes to stuff you might in your daily life ;(

[The1onTV]

Well, you said roseanne was hard to understand in english, and so i was wondering what your main language is. American schools aren't exactly king either. There are still places that teach abstinence only health classes and my school doesn't offer calculus as a regular class. Anyway, I was curious about the language as well because some people, such as some french people, find English than those of other languages, like the Chinese.

[MrSmiley1978]

Yeah. I am watchin´ this the first time in English, too. ".., Why am I talking english to you? Anyway..."

She is a liitle bit harder to understand (Genuschel). Coll Series. One of my favourites

[CalebTheGatekeeper]

pause at  3:28 dans face looks so wierd

[cmandrews86]

hahaha, CANT I EVEN GET AN APPLE IN MY OWN HOUSE!?...who likes apples that much?

[parkerman6]

I do! I'll kill a nigga if I don't gets me apples!

[queercat]

She was mad because she couldn't go to the party she wanted to go to.

[chelseamae23]

i wanna drop kick becky that lil c***

[jburr1982]

does that feel so good after being electrocuted at 5:38?

[patkurt09]

One of my favourite eppys!!

[puppydogbite]

Best show Ever!

[misterroyaltee]

5:50 lmao

[jburr1982]

i love roseanne pretending to get electrocuted from a toaster. that was funny.

[jburr1982]

how does that feel at about 5:50, roseanne?

[AerosmithFan445]

darlene is hilarious!!!

[AerosmithFan445]

"is there coffee"

"no"

"AAAAHHHHH"

lmfao

[babygiraffe123]

"Moans, screams, and rattling chains..."

"Oh, you taped your date last night!" LOL

[babygiraffe123]

"Fire! Bad!"

"Pain! Ass!" LMFAO!!!!! Out of all the Roseanne Halloween episodes, THIS one's definitely my favorite, next to the one from season 8.

[whatsforteaband]

what is the halloween episode where dan has fake guts out and roseanne is acting like she's killing him? I forget the name.

[babygiraffe123]

That's called Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down, and it's from season 4.

[whatsforteaband]

Okay, thanks alot! that was a good one too.

[thatsparkoffire]

trick or treat. season 3

[babygiraffe123]

"Do you remember some psycho named Mrs. Osmond?"

"Yeah, didn't she have a couple of hits back in the 70s?" LMAO!!!

[Daycounter]

HAHA Leave those alone you dont wanna get fat like your aunt Jackie...haha

[kumquatdudette]

lol "the master!!!!!"

[BrutalAsHell]

roseanne ROCKS. i'm getting so fucking sick of seeing all these gay ass shows on nick-at-nite. take all these stupid shows off & keep roseanne on forever.

fresh prince = so fucking gay

family matters = so fucking gay

home improvement = so fucking gay

george lopez = so fucking gay

BRING BACK ROSEANNE & KEEP HER THERE

[moluvzme]

family matters and george lopez are fun, but all the other ones are whack!! now they're bringing "the nanny"...eww...sheesh

[BrutalAsHell]

omg i know right

the nanny sucks, baaaaaaaaad

i just don't family matters or george lopes at all, complete boredom to me. i just want roseanne back, nothing more, nothing less

[in2ennui]

I LOVE Halloween, so I would be so into the holiday like them!!!

Haha, Wicked Witch of the Midwest....

[keleic]

anyone notice the plate breaking when roseanne does that funny toaster bit?

[cinemormex]

Stupid country IP restriction....what's the point of that? you uploader never heard of proxy servers

[TwentyEightDaysLater]

6:35. I love how Becky's practically crying. :|

[Blondecutie00]

yeah wasnt she the one that always tryed to bite her face LMFAO

[me2wonder]

wauw Becky chiiiiiiiill!!!!!!

[b1wdancer23]

I wish roseanne was on more :[

all nick at Night plays now is the george lopez show and home improvement...

[DestinStrahan]

they play roseanne but at like 3am after they show george lopez and stupid family matters 100 ttimes, i HATE family matters

[b1wdancer23]

I KNOW!

OMG

Play some different shows. Jeeze

[halloween1985]

I tried giving George Lopez's show a chance .. yeah .. lasted 5 minutes .. 5 minutes longer than I ever would give 'Family Matters' ..

They need to put 'Roseanne' back on at normal times ...

[The1onTV]

it should be on earlier, but personally i like lopez

[fittguy]

this show is so friggin funny. Roseanne's facial expression at )6:46 is priceless

[TwentyEightDaysLater]

I love how Roseanne just stops her little act at 5:48.

[N2006]

hey where did u get the hat?

my mother in law

[N2006]

i love dj "ninja warrior master of death. OW!" lolz i love dj he was awesome

[Sk84love]

He's sooo cute at that part

[lizzielove08]

OH God I love Roseanne!!

aaahhh shes just pretty damn AWSOME!!!

:D

[sHaDoWoFsWoRdS]

i know ay.............friggin most awesome show everrrrrrr....luv the 2 gilrs....they r so hiliarious

[MrMackeyMmmkay]

How can you not love a Roseanne Halloween episode?

[halloween1985]

Best Halloween show ever. They were poor because they spent all the money on decorations and costumes .. smart people :)

[kandixoxo]

I love this series!!(Roseanne)I love Halloween too!!...xoxo

[HorrormovieQueen]

did anyone see becky on the tv land awards man did she look serious trailer trash with the dress and ugly tattoo on her arm

[DigitalWoman1292]

(A reply to HorrormovieQueen)

Depends on which Becky.

[TwentyEightDaysLater]

It was the original Becky, not the one from Scrubs.

[SynderellaGates1985]

"Ninja Warrior, master of death! ...OW!!!"

[BrutalAsHell]

I Love This Show It's The Greatest Show Ever

My Favorite Character's Are

Roseanne, Dan, Jackie, Darlene & Nana Mary

[HorrormovieQueen]

this is my fav episode

[SuffererForLove]

Why won't it let me watch part 2?

[blacksanta200]

best episode of the best sitcom made.

[Arasfaery]

I love Halloween this much, it is my favourite day of the year, not to mention holiday.

A really neat trick is to pound on the door when the trick or treaters are about to knock. I love hearing them scream, plus it scares the parents! teehee.

[bekluv04]

thankyou sooo much for posting... this is an awesom eppy

[Deeko13]

I totally agree. Roseanne for sure had the best Halloween episodes of any TV series. They had a lot of originality which you do not find much of these days!!

<33

[CanadianSailor87]

"Ninja warrior... master of death! OWW!" I love it when they give DJ lines like that. If they started giving him a personality earlier in the series he wouldn't have been so odd later on.

[RS4HHR]

Becky has such a snotty attitude and it really shows on this episode and through out seasons one two and three.

[TheGuitarQueen]

did you see the way that becky jumped!

[stuckinreverse]

They always made the best Halloween episodes.