Lizard Trap [Jack - Skyrim]

[Iceshoot]

So many butthurt retards in the comments here..

[MissXb0x360]

Ahga! Ahga! Ahga! Oh my gah, ga, FFUUUCKK

[KaNe1493]

@OrangeBandanna you're complaining that you don't like this game because it is "unrealistic"? In which part of this game (which has dragons, reptilian/cat cross human breeds, people casting spells, unlikely creatures such as giants, giant spiders, trolls, vampires, werewolves etc.) is claiming that it is "realistic"? that's just an excuse not to buy a fantastic game! i guess you just like simple old boring shooters like cod... but i gotta break it to you bud... that game isn't realistic either..

[95monitor]

My ears, my fucking ears!

[lovekickerpk98]

"ahhaagahahahahaahahahahahaaha­hhhh  fuuuck"

[InfernalXpression]

The desperation in his voice made it all the more funnier Lol

[popple440900]

For eveyone arguin the skyrim is better than every other game, pay attention to the fact that alot of the codmw3 and es and gta fans are also the same people who play angry birds and runescape and mario flash games. In other words, better graphics provide a better gaming experience and make a game more realistic, but it doesnt make a game better. For example, aoe 3 has been out, and people are still buying aoe 1

[HotPole69]

who else is searching for orangebandannas comment?

[DoctorReflux]

@HotPole69 CTRL + F

[n00bslayer99]

@OrangeBandanna there is this thing called a sword

[mer345]

i dont get what happened

[OVMProductions]

@mer345 he saw the guy with the two-handed warhammer and freaked out. He tried to run away but got stuck in between the rocks. From that point on, Jack was not a happy camper...

[masherXIV]

Jack's a wonderful addition to the team.

[MrWTFail89]

The mace of Molag Bal got it level 6 now level 27 and still using it.

[MrMugetsuu]

he sounded he was getting raped at the end

[Jhartsock123]

lol spam 9 on your keyboard.

[ihatefakersandposers]

the reptilian attacks :O

[90Splater]

this wass pretty epic

[DarkNight8059]

Who else was loling at Jack's panting?? :)

[myvoluminousfro]

LMAO. The hyperventilation at the end cracked me up. I love you Jack, you're awesome.

[HarmonicaHerald]

this is exactly what I use...creepy

[theratkingz]

i was in this same bandit camp 5 mins ago...

[Junkfishr]

This is so fucking funny.... I can't breathe.

[dibrenn3432]

god dammit.

[CousinRolf231]

jack is really annoying. sorry.

[S3iG4kU]

@CousinRolf231

And you think he cares? Like Jack says "stop sucking Brad's dick"

[CousinRolf231]

@S3iG4kU where in my comment did you see anything at all relating to brad? all i said was that jack was annoying. i love joseph, david, nick, and brad. i'm sorry that i find jack's voice and gameplay annoying, and i'm sorry you weren't gifted with the ability to read correctly

[S3iG4kU]

@CousinRolf231

It's what I assume. There wasn't MUCH to READ to your comment, therefore I could only assume. Some people go, like Jack says "WHERE'S BRAD? I WANT BRAD!! IS THIS BRAD?!" etc etc etc. because that's what everyone should expect these days. Much like the days of Travis.

[superjchamma]

wait, how does he switch through the weapons like that? I didn't know you could do that!

[longfellowgreg]

@superjchamma He's playing on PC, just cycling through the items he has hot-keyed. It's a lot faster than on console.

[superjchamma]

@longfellowgreg Oh. I think it's actually faster on console, since the swap buttons are on the D-Pad. A bit easier than looking for the hotkey or accidently pressing another key.

Also, do you how to zoom in with the bow?

[tl64865]

@superjchamma im pretty sure its LT

[superjchamma]

@tl64865 Don't know why LT doesn't work. It doesn't zoom in, even when the arrow is prepared. Blame Bethesda for not explaining useful stuff. >_<

[jackc1990]

@superjchamma ....what are you talking about? It's an Archery perk you can unlock. Zooming isn't a default option.

[superjchamma]

@jackc1990 Really? Wow, now I really feel stupid...

[VTown1989]

LOL! He was screaming like his actual life was in danger.

[ShitHappensToThisGuy]

Lizard man! Move! Mooove! MOOOOOVE!

*derp slice*

FWAAARK!

[hawkstheman1]

L....M...A...O

[Darkforest92]

This made my day. Thank you!

[HorukuDark]

This really makes me want to create an archer...

[IWillMakeUMyBitch]

@HorukuDark This makes me want to not become an archer. Dual wielding special enchanted daggers is where it's at.

[HorukuDark]

@IWillMakeUMyBitch But duel-wielding is so easy! The tension of firing arrows at approaching foes, backing the power with occasional shouts of the Voice, feeling the heat of batt-nevermind now I'm sounding like a faggot.

[youngstorgets]

@HorukuDark just use your bow than! u dont need to create a new character...

[IBTMorimoto]

@HorukuDark yea u should :)

I think archers are fun to play as and a bit OP once u have almost all the perks for the archer up, damage perks for archer should be up first.Also with some perk illusion skills, conjuration skills and max sneaking perk, he is strong enough. Conjure a frost atronach for tanking and u just snipe an enemy from far and if he's chasing you, use invincibility spell to get away far enough till he's stop searching for u(don't forget to run away while in sneaking mode).

[psychokilla423]

sweet. the mace of molag bal

[iskandarzul98]

0:00 i thought it was kratos...

[GamingXSportXClub]

0:20 "Dont You Stand On My Balls!"

[OrangeBandanna]

Sadly the only reason why I'd never buy Skyrim is because you have to shoot people directly in the face twenty times for them to die.

[360gunnings]

@OrangeBandanna Turn the difficulty down...

[CousinRolf231]

@OrangeBandanna if that's the only reason you wouldn't buy this game, i feel sorry for you

[OrangeBandanna]

@CousinRolf231 Is it really so wrong? In real life, if you shot someone in the head with an arrow, they'd die. Or at least be stunned for a moment, get some brain damage, go into an angry life-threatening frenzy. I'm disappointed people wish to spam me that much just to defend their fanboyish obsession with a game. I'm sure it's a good game, it's just not a game I'd enjoy playing if it's trying -this hard- to make the game look realistic and making the battle system ridiculous.

[CousinRolf231]

@OrangeBandanna so you're saying you'd rather play a game that you could just kill everyone in one hit of a weapon? that would be too easy it would break the game. and you're not only required to use a bow if you don't want to. if you've never played the game then don't knock it, when you clearly have no knowledge of it. oh and it's not a "fanboyish obsession," it's just a solid game that you can lose yourself in. i realize that's not for everyone, but don't come off as dick giving your opinion

[OrangeBandanna]

@CousinRolf231 I suppose you've never played a good game, then! There's plenty of games that make logical sense. Take a typical D&D roleplaying game as a basis, based on stats. You roll a dice, it's possible you only got them on the ear, or missed. It's possible you shot them right in the head, but the arrow didn't go deep enough to cause any crippling brain damage. What if the guy's wearing a helmet? It'll be much more difficult to shoot them in the head! Isn't Skyrim an RPG? Funny.

[el3m2tigre]

@OrangeBandanna So RPG=Realism? Lolno. If you want everyone to die with one blow, put the game on the easiest difficulty.

[OrangeBandanna]

@el3m2tigre Not saying RPGs are restricted to realism at all. I'm just saying they are based off of games that understand the basic principals of realistic deaths and physics. There's nothing wrong with wearing a helmet.

I suppose my main problem with Skyrim is that they are obviously trying really hard to make the graphics realistic and in-depth to make you feel like you're really in their world, then pull you away from that feeling completely by reminding you it's filled with HP bars.

[CousinRolf231]

@OrangeBandanna when you find an RPG that is better than skyrim, i'll tell you what a vagina feels like

[jeppewie1206]

@CousinRolf231 runescape is better

[boypisces12]

@jeppewie1206 Aha, aha, aha.....Tragic.

[ThazuaBlackarrow]

@CousinRolf231 Morrowind and Daggerfall.

Boom, done, easy. Both better RPGs than Skyrim.

[darklol261]

@ThazuaBlackarrow Not when its completely subjective...

[ThazuaBlackarrow]

@darklol261 Uh, no. You see. That "IZ SUBJECTIVE HURRRRRRRRRR" is a stupid, last-resort argument that never, ever works. A cop-out, if you will.

Anyone who has ever played The Elder Scrolls games (as in more than Oblivion) knows Morrowind and Daggerfall were, and still are, the best RPGs in the series. Skyrim is better executed and graphically beautiful, but it lacks a lot of mechanics to make it a proper/good RPG. I'd rate it third in terms of TES games, however I haven't played Arena yet.

[darklol261]

@ThazuaBlackarrow Considering its fact... its kinda not, because were not all clones who have the same opinion.

[sirmidor]

@ThazuaBlackarrow

so to prove that saying something is subjective (which it is) you use ''stupid'', another subjective term and then go on to say that it never works without proof.

then you proceed to apply a sophism. (every normal person would see/all smart people etc.)

well, aren't you creditable...

[ThazuaBlackarrow]

@CousinRolf231 It's a solid game, but the horrible combat system HAS been a common complaint since the very first one, and hit awareness (or in this case, the extreme lack of) is part of that combat system.

[jackc1990]

@OrangeBandanna It's an RPG. Shooting multiple arrows in the face and an unrealistic health abilities are commonplace.

[damaninthayhouse]

@OrangeBandanna You're kidding right?

[JT777]

@OrangeBandanna Then you're obviously too stupid to enjoy RPG games like Skyrim and shouldn't play it anyways.

[Tylerpoeactionhero]

@OrangeBandanna Yeah, I'd rather play Elder Scrolls VI: Modern Warfare 4

[playtogame]

@OrangeBandanna Because the game is so fun with one hit kills AMIRIGHT?

[19toews]

@OrangeBandanna ur joking right



[GuyGamerGroup]

@OrangeBandanna but you dont have to do the same thing in cod?

[jojishigesso]

@OrangeBandanna shoot...? um why not use a sword...? cast a spell...? thats what makes the game fun dude!

[Seversher]

@OrangeBandanna You know you gonna be spammed due to your amazing stupidity, right?

[sqkwirl]

@OrangeBandanna Thats a silly reason not to buy a game...and innacurate.

[ThreeFrotheFuzzy]

@OrangeBandanna This is a land where one man fights dragons, Cats walk on 2 legs upright, the laws of physics catapult you into the sky on a frequent basis and people shoot the elements from their fingers.....and you think about how many arrows a man takes in the face....

Classy

[sagar193]

hes pretty good

[Poodleinacan]

Haha, Fear the mace!

[MrPrototypz]

Jack's a fucking beast with bows.

[tacticianSHG]

jesus, what difficulty is he playng on?!

[DipDop99]

How is he zooming in with his bow???

[WowLeafos]

@DipDop99 Unlock a Perk in the Archery Skill Tree then Hold RT if you're playing on the xbox

[WowLeafos]

@WowLeafos Correction: Hold LT (not RT)

[DipDop99]

@WowLeafos

Ok, thanks.

[sagar193]

@DipDop99 its a perk

[soupa2]

@DipDop99 Perk

[SkidMcmarxx]

Why does he have fucked up hands?

[grudinskas]

@SkidMcmarxx Coz hes a lizard bruh,all of them has fucked up hands

[Purdonnnnn1873]

@SkidMcmarxx Argonian.

[diablo333911]

Is he on pc? If not how is he quick switching like that

[Addinkuu]

@diablo333911 simply put, he's shitting himself

[trooper1103]

I hate you so much!

what on earth happend to 4pp :/

[swampthing2345]

@trooper1103 get over it

[haloplayerbeinghate3]

@trooper1103 They made new friends unlike you

[BobbyLvl138]

type the number 9 repeatedly whilst watching video.

[Babasaurusrex]

whats that mace called? at what level can i get it?

[jackc1990]

@Babasaurusrex I got it from doing some Deadric quest involving a 'haunted house' lol

[DipDop99]

@Babasaurusrex

It's the mace of Molag Bal. There is a house in Markarth, and there will be someone standing on the doorstep who asks you if you have seen anyone entering or leaving the house. You can offer to go in with him and search the house. It gets quite fucked up though from then on. But you can get it at any level. :)

[Babasaurusrex]

@DipDop99 do i have to kill any boss or anything to get it? if so, im level 9, can i handle all monsters in there lol

[DipDop99]

@Babasaurusrex

Nope, you only have to kill 2 people, neither are hard.

[Babasaurusrex]

@Babasaurusrex k, thx for the reply man, cheers

[MiNDx1er]

Press 2 to see how I answer the door when jehovah's witnesses knock.

[TheBoomdoom]

a wild bandit has appeared

Jack uses arrow -10 health

bandit uses club -5 health

Jack uses arrow spam its super effective -30

bandit uses glitched corner

jack has feinted.

[nigen]

this david?

[thatcowguy100]

Press 9 for ear rape to the max

[SKULLBUNNY911]

Jack your a pretty good archer

[CascadeFreak]

0:07 YARDYAHARRRRRRRRRGGGHHHH!

0:47 OH FUCK...NO!

1:16 AH EH EH EH! AH ESH EH EH AH EGH! GTFO HERE LIZARDMAN! MOVE! MOOOVE! MOOOOVVVEEE! FUUUCK!

[kakashi1090]

@CascadeFreak Thank you for giving that to those of us who cannot hear...

[CascadeFreak]

@kakashi1090 i wasn't. i was showing my favorite parts.

[Umimugo]

the one time he didn't pause...this is why Brad needs Pausing

[TheMytoya]

@Umimugo Did you not read the title? It says [Jack - Skyrim] Jack was playing, not Brad.

[Umimugo]

@TheMytoya i thought it was bard because of the screaming also, THAT COMMENT WAS A MONTH AGO, Jesus did you like sift through all the comments just to find mine?

[TheMytoya]

@Umimugo Maybe :3

[xXEpicPandaXx]

You sholda beat their asses.

[Assasin108]

LIZARD MAN! NOO NOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[MrRemi528]

@Assasin108 its move not no.....



[ItsDarin]

press 9 for ear rape

[heyjeySigma]

anyone else thinks 4PP should regulate their damn sound already?! it's always so quiet in their gameplay video then out of nowhere WAAAAHH some dude shouts so close to their mic.. it's really getting annoying

[ryanplzz]

@heyjeySigma dont watch it then. i find it funny as fuck.

[StMarciano]

@heyjeySigma A 1000 times yes killing my speakers.Especially it's all quiet I raise it up a bit then someone yells "AWWW FUCK!!!!!!" and my ears bleed.

[seisan9]

@heyjeySigma So basically you lack the common sense to realize that will always happen, as you pointed out, and still don't realize you shouldn't turn up your volume. Yes, clearly, it is 4PP's fault you cant follow simple logic.

[heyjeySigma]

@seisan9 who the hell said my volume is turned up?? my volume is always relatively low and I can still hear the 4PP cast scream their lungs out. it's ridiculous.

Dont deny the fact that there is such a huge gap between their in-game volume and mic volume. They should learn to speak further from the mic. Perhaps you are just a blind hardcore fan who lacks common sense.

[jackc1990]

@heyjeySigma I can offer a bit of insight on that. For some reason, Skyrims ingame audio is really low when broadcasting and our mics seem to boost louder. I don't know why, probably one of Bethesda's crazy ol' glitches. But yeah, don't think we're trying to deliberately rape your ears, well - not me at least.

[seisan9]

@heyjeySigma Nah, pretty sure its just you being an idiot. By the way, Youtube also has a volume slider that you are apparently not aware of either. Try that too next time before making yourself look like an idiot. ;)

[RageAndQuit]

@heyjeySigma Lol, I think that adds to the humour ;D

[S3iG4kU]

@heyjeySigma

Ever think they do that ON PURPOSE? David does it all the time to piss chat off.

[longfellowgreg]

@S3iG4kU And that makes him an asshole for doing so.

[S3iG4kU]

@longfellowgreg

It's David. I think he knows he's being an ass. That's why he does it, because he thinks its fun. Much like how he loves to single a dumb chatter out and make fun of him.

[WREQUIEM]

@heyjeySigma umad

[heyjeySigma]

@WREQUIEM yes, i mad. Problem WREQUIEM?

[IIPaddyb0yII]

that was awesome

[HONORB0nd]

Hahahahaha

[PhantomVanardia]

Tis' be the work of Dr. Patrick Par

[YumiTheDragonGirl]

One of the rare moments that I was actually watching the feed to witness. Loved it. It's always better to catch these moments live. XD

[shadowlurker51]

lol i got stuck when i was in some dungeon and i just happened to save as i got into that spot, had to transform into a werewolf and i glitched out of the map, furs thought was like damnit gotta start over but i moved a bit and was in the tunnel leading into the room i got stuck in /win

[ChildMolestingRobot]

should highlight the part when he went: i really do love skyri- *dies* FUCK THIS GAME!!

[mrliampep5i]

ITS A TRAP!

[Aveon711]

"But just before he could slay the final bandit, the broadcaster suffered a fatal heart attack......"

HEEUURRP-guh!

"And Marcus the Monstrous was no more...."

[undesired44444]

Aaaayyyaarrrrrgghh!

[DatsRandom]

* Hyperventilates*

LETS GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

LIZARDMAN MOVE! MOVEE!! MOVEEEEEEE!!!!!

*final blow*

FUCK!!!!!!

[longfellowgreg]

@DatsRandom Thanks, because we clearly didn't just see and hear that for ourselves in the video.

[DatsRandom]

@longfellowgreg glad to help :)

[clafferty653]

@DatsRandom I am not deafblind... thank you.

[DatsRandom]

@clafferty653 good for u

[kucndo]

Hmm yeeee... Jack & Brad are playin' unoriginal Skyrim and Joseph plays extremely awesome King Neptune's Adventures!!

[Donos28]

im not hating...just observing....jack screams like a bitch.

[JoeWildthing]

explain why you stopped attacking, you were doing enough damage to kill him before he killed you

[sm2142]

um....never heard of potions, Jack? you drink them and they heal you.

[el3m2tigre]

@sm2142 He obviously panicked...

[jackc1990]

@sm2142 Enlighten me, what's the point in healing if I was unable to move from where I was stuck?

[xboxman333]

Saw it live yesterday! Good times!

[Jacen47]

He could have:

Shouted

Used his health potions

Shot some more arrows

[jackc1990]

@Jacen47 What's the point when I couldn't move....

[GarlandFraser]

@Jacen47 If it were Dark Souls, then his actions would be understandable.

[darkphoenix2]

Damn, PC makes this game look pretty easy

[sciences8]

@darkphoenix2

He's at a very high level. That's what makes it look easy.

[PKquickscopzPK]

@sciences8 actually hes not a very high level. lol, 22 isnt high

[sciences8]

@PKquickscopzPK

He's at a relatively high level; enough to make the game easy (and his archery skill is at 75).

[warlock776]

@darkphoenix2 Nothing to do with the PC.

[Acid032]

0:07 ULTIMATE EAR RAPE 3

[DaGingaNinja97]

@Acid032 1:18

[BuddhaBassLine]

@Acid032 Bless you kind sir! Headphone users the internet over praise your name! :3

[JazzLover747]

@Acid032 more like 1:19

[CrazyKosai]

@Acid032 had volume to max, now im deaf.