Chuck Norris V.S. the Gatekeeper in oblivion

[robinetdeaufroide]

Yeah toaster!

[urbanproftw]

its in the Fringe (Shivering Isles) you utter idiot not oblivion get it right !!! Still to be fair it was a decent video :)

[Saggy315]

Chuck Norris isn't Dragonborn, he gave birth to the dragons.

[importantnegro]

its disgusting how racist you white people are, asians made karate...white people like karate but didnt like asians...so hollywood presented chuck norris, and u white folk havent shut up about him since

[TwoSpecsOneKo]

@importantnegro What about Karate kid? :D

Or Steven Seagal ?

Dude white people is everywhere in these days, black people is in television when they gangbang or when Oprah is talking about shit in her own program.

Do you know a movie called "Ghost Dog"? i think you should watch it.

[importantnegro]

@TwoSpecsOneKo all im saying is that i think that every white person is raacist and its sad

[TwoSpecsOneKo]

@importantnegro WTF I'M WHITE AND I HAVE SOO MANY BLACK FRIENDS?? AND WE CALL US EACH OTHER "NIGGA" SO WTF GO BACK TO YOUR BOX...

[TwoSpecsOneKo]

@importantnegro After all not every white person hate Negritos :) i'm from Chile, my father is from Finland, yes from finland, a country of 5milion white folk, only people who are religius hate black people here...

You can call us "Gringos" but we don't fking care! ;o

NEGRITO :)

[enlighteneveryone]

@TwoSpecsOneKo Avatar the Last Airbender's Aang, Dragon Ball Evolution's Goku, main kid to be the only one to be in a movie with Jet Li and Jackie Chan......I think the worse was a movie called "something-Wolf" and it's about Native Americans but had no Native Americans.... Chun Li has to be half white half asian, and there's going to be a possible new movie of this half white half asian dude to play ryu in a street fighter movie. Excuse: Most of the audience will be white. but everyone hates it

[CupOYogurt]

Wow this is stupid ...... everyone knows that the gatekeeper wouldn't even be able to land a hit on Chuck Norris

[SmiddyyHD]

Totally fake, Chuck Norris shoulda won with just his pinky.

[MegaScout11]

so fucking what

[s28995678]

fuck chuck norris that midget bitch

[spotts10988]

@s28995678 sleep with both eyes opening.. just saying 

[austin423able]

funny nothing can beat chuck norris

[xxmorbidtacoxx]

Dumb song

[iTunesMyMac]

chuck norris punched 132 people in the face ^

[mrmarshmallow321]

@iTunesMyMac That's impossible they never would have survived...

[namfamily2202]

Now kill Sheogorath, and take the realm for yourself, Chuck!

[TheMagma777]

one does not simply walk past the gatekeeper

[ExtremeZilla]

only chuck...

[AWorldInsideMyMind]

If I were him I'de of used 'Fist out of chin'.

[WildBuck007]

I am sure thing game has a few merits. But a modified Morrowind kicks the shit out of oblivion hands down.

[123danielr]

i see you like metallica good choice xD

[immortalisaac2]

whats that creature hes fighting i havent bothered to started the shivering isles yet

[MrFoz01]

Chuck Norris is so epic he doesn't control his fists, his fists control him

[tulllyy]

@MrFoz01 dude just shutup.



[mnjhi]

@MrFoz01 Chuck Norris is a walking fist

[Assassinrocks23]

lol epic hit

[MrKai1100]

BLOOMBLOOMBLOOMBLOOMBLOOM

[ITZKANGMIKE]

my reaction to 1:07

/watch?v=0yK4lxBarpE

[1iZZd]

when chuck norris falls down he is accualy getting bored of waiting for the gatekeeper to attack!

[plasmahero6]

hes not using god mode hes using chuck norris mode

[GREENandYELLOW80]

Gotta love metallica

[MythicaIsGay]

lol @ your shitty computer

[xXCUBEZEROXx]

this song makes me lol

[ScoutsServer]

WTF IS UP WITH THE GREEN FLASHING?!

[Tsnuamiman]

lol 1 hit kill epic

[bradludwigtwo]

dont fuck with chuck

[kinghtbunny]

I love Metallica and even though this song is a cover it's BEAST

[HEROoFTHEhorde147]

to inperinate chuck norris invokes the wrath of sithis

[LUCKYSAG3]

holy crap he round house kick the tall out of you!!!! c:

[EvilElward]

song name pleas pleas pleas!!!??



[Obliviateable]

@EvilElward Metallica - So What. It's a cover.

[sbk180tr]

MAN I LOVE YOUR DISTANCE SET TO LOWEST!

[masterdisaster99n]

whats the name of the mod with wich u hit them so hard and make em fly

[massivive]

chuck norris won before you bought a pc

[rbagagli]

At 00:00 Chuck Norris already won everything.

[TheWistfulWanderer]

... I never got the deal about the Gatekeeper. I killed him easy at level 16-18 on normal difficulty.

[TESgamingcontrol]

@TheWistfulWanderer try super hard. its like a three hit death for u

[TheInvinciblespartan]

chuck:i need the keys

gatekeeper:NO!

chuck:WELL TO F**KING BAD PREPARE TO FLY AWAY

[danny99000l]

the only way to pwn chuck norris in oblivion is to uninstall the game :/

[Miki23Alien]

@danny99000l It's not true! I Re-instal the game and he was still there!

[danny99000l]

@Miki23Alien i said uninstall :3

[KiraSasaki]

@danny99000l It doesn't work, he will find you in real life and round house kick you.

[danny99000l]

@KiraSasaki good point :/

[K00LK1LL3R53]

@danny99000l chuck norris cant ever die even god cant kill him...

[bole316]

chuck noriss the old fasioned vs.modern arsene lupin>>>.>>....WITH A SAW-HAND!!!

[Snapman1011]

And that is why u don't fuck with chuck norris

[rohverKS]

Chuck Norris just allow him to lose!

[SkyFeline]

Are you guys assuming that Chuck Norris doesn't have godmode on all the time?

[bfhmaster30]

try withhout godmode

[inphasesith]

Chuck Norris entered Mania and Dementia at the same time

[MrSniped0wn]

@inphasesith he made umaril bow, and akatosh hi-fived him

[DARKERNER194]

Umm, God Mode -.-

[danny99000l]

@DARKERNER194 no, chuck norris mode :P

[komzk96]

@dan22eatmypoo yes it is

[Cheesy2CheesyTaco]

Well i fucked tha queen. ive fucked boch. ive even sucked an old mans cock! so wat! so wat! and ive fucked a sheep! ive fucked a goat! i ran my cock right down its throat so wat! so wat! so wat so wat u boring lil cunt! best song ever

[dan22eatmypoo]

What mission is this? Is it in shivering isles?

[spudgunbullet]

brilliant cover of a brilliant song and an awsome game to go with it win win and....WIN!

[dragonmaster633]

2nd oblivion vid with metallica in a row hell yeah!

[avira151]

when you got throne you wher like...ok...I'll one shot you with Hmmmmm...1% is fine*pow right in the kiser!*

[SuperPixieLottfan]

Anti No-Where League So What song version is the best, whoever did this version totally ruined it.

[dragonforks93]

@SuperPixieLottfan this version is metallica i think

[dasmas1000]

Everyone please pause as you read this and reflect on the gatekeaper. He who managed to knock down chuck norris briefly ( even though he was given a free hit).

[MrMachineintheghost]

Someone needs to stop playing on a 98

[GuseMen]

хреново...видео хреново а сюжет норма

[MrDraegoth]

wtf this charrecters overpowerd

[matts417]

@MrDraegoth Chuck norris is not overpowered :D

[jaggernutox]

@Gaven8 most of the mage guilds have a room or 2 full of alcemy stuf

[Aleksa21111]

song is retarded

[deathrider798]

@Aleksa21111 you ar retarded

[Aleksa21111]

@deathrider798

De gustibus non est disputandum

[drMINDdamage]

METALLICA!!!

[robinquinn2006]

@MrAwesone514 whilst insulting him for misspelling imbecile, you misspelt it yourself. This comments section is just fail distilled...

[robinquinn2006]

@ghilliecomedian1414 Possibly because it is, bonehead - read the description. :L

[Devintuel]

wow, I just made myself laugh when I tried to click "Continue" in the quest update window, and it actually lit up as if I had moused over it. o.o what made it funnier, is when I moused off it, you did at the same time and i just died.

[ghilliecomedian1414]

the music sounds like metallica



[1tyhmalapsi]

@ghilliecomedian1414 lol it is metallica :D

[hooversom]

The gate keeper doesn't search for chuck norris because he knows you dont find chuck norris, chuck norris finds you

[TehAwesomishdude]

omfg !!! Metallica version of this song is AWESOME

[xELECTRIFYINGx]

Chuck: I want to get into Dementia

Gatekeeper: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!

[sbk180tr]

@xELECTRIFYINGx last 4 words of gatekeeper except AAAHHH!! xD

[jaik0wn]

you did the same thing as me i did the whole Oblivion Story Bare handed :O no magicka no weps quess my name Chuck muthafukin Norris !!!

[gagenaustin]

chuck norris would have killed him by with one finger

[227SWAT]

Chuck norris is level infinity

[LockTheMadnessPrince]

i just ran up to the gate keeper in the middle of the battle and kept using my spells and sword to kill him the moment i saw him, didnt know about the arrows at that time lol i didnt even realize he was the gatekeeper i had to kill, my only thought was the loot, spent a good 2 min running around being chased while attacking him before i finally killed him and was like "WTF NO LOOT?" then that guy appeared and said i could open one of the doors and that stuff lol

[PQVideos]

How cool I live near Brighton, I didn't realise at first it mentioned east sussex :)

[saymana11]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good po

[redted444]

i killed him as soon as i saw him (thumbs up for sniping for a big rock) but then i saw that i noticed there was more content before i kill him so i reloaded a save before i went in the fringe

[TubaraRetes]

Why the Gatekeeper is a Super Mutant?

[givemeajackson]

ur pc suck(ed)

[TheMrAwesomeDx]

fail random pointless bullshit

[SuperMusicFanBoy]

Add me: iSerene (Xbox Live) and we can party up and talk about Oblivion!

[enriqueification]

why the fuck is every body saying about chuck norris bet yoy that who ever replies this is whining for his chuck

[crocaust420]

So What - Metallica xD one of my fav songs on garage inc.

[babygirlyy100]

hm fühl mich heute echt gut wer will mit mia spass haben

[MrUriamu]

@babygirlyy100

I don't understand, but yes ^^

[DasKuekendesTodes]

@babygirlyy100 ish ^^

[SuperKleeneze]

how do u find the gatekepper

[slipknot119356]

this song is gay as hell

[gamebuster321]

he is the gatekeeper

[Navyseal012345]

This definetly isn't Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris HAS HAIR ON HIS CHEST!!

[ThePkarz]

were is that place i cant find it :O

[RazorStormInc]

@ThePkarz The shivering isles, it's an expansion.

[28dgh]

the gatekeeper has grown

[Xios55]

WTF did 2makman say that has incurred all these abusive comments? I can't find his comment anywhere!

[syrupj]

people think of the adoring fan getting killed by chuck noris but in stead of the adoring fan we have 2makman (the adoring fans anoing brother)

[TheJourdan123]

hey so how dou get fraps 2 work coz i pressed f9 in game and didnt do anyting do u need fraps open or wat

[buschman87]

@TheJourdan123 nah you can use fraps without actually running it, in some cases you can run it without even having it installed!

[jakeandchadrule]

how u make them go flying when they die

[TheGarcia350]

the song is a tad bit creepy, dontcha think??

[GirlHeroBoyZero]

@TheGarcia350 no, for Metallica is the answer to the "What song should i use for my video?" question

[kraken4444444]

lol the gatekeeper found some magical growing beans.

[italiano453]

chuck norris can pwn a snake just by thinking hes dead

[RavenzFan111]

Wait a minute so James hetfield sucked an old mans cock???

[estynar]

I didn't see Chuck anywhere in this video. He was probably too busy getting smashed by Bruce Lee...

[ArrcanarStudios]

@estynar lol true.

[0096luke]

Hmm... That wasn't a roundhouse kick. It doesn't count.

[ArrcanarStudios]

Chuck Norris dosen't even do his own stunts and he lost against bruce lee.

[mynameisDavid92]

@ArrcanarStudios Look who is still won... Bruce lee won the battle, not the war.

[ArrcanarStudios]

@mynameisDavid92 No he didn't........ watch all the movies then.

[CODFreak27000]

Chuck Norris pwns

[whitey4000]

If you like the song Listen to the original by Anti nowhere league its alot better :)

[AceVenturaQ911]

hahahahahahah :DDDDD

[MrPrototypz]

chuck norris dont punch the gate keeper...he points his hand at it and says ''BANG''!

[awsomekidification]

im like lvl one and iv played it forever and i cant figure out how to lvl up and wert is the gatekeeper any way?

[Syrhky]

@awsomekidification If you have trained your abilities enough, go rest in any inn or your house or somewhere.. you should pop up a level-up window....

Gatekeeper belongs to the Shivering Isles expansion, and is thrown before you in first 10 minutes of SI.

[mrkrazyktown]

is this in shivering isles or wat? and where do u go to get knights of the nine armor and that?

[Syrhky]

@mrkrazyktown Yah, it's Shivering Isles, and read the Q's...

[HipieofBSA]

Once you become sheogorath. what would happen if you were to bring the adoring fan fron the arena to the gate keeper.

[lfczv6]

i cant see the gatekeeper, its any bug or else? plz help, i cant find a solution

[heAdXsHotzz]

SO FUCKING WHAT?!? lol

[Aaron78061]

my ears are bleeding because of this crappy song

[nevarv]

chuck norris can not be defeted

[Gaven8]

anywhere else cuz im past that like far past that but ill go back if its the only place

[Gaven8]

im a newb but do u know where the easiest place to find mortar and pestle is

[thebob1911]

@Gaven8 on a table in the tutorial dungeon.

[Renay90]

@thebob1911 lol

[Jannsay]

@Gaven8 mages guild

[deadlock544]

@Gaven8 Mage guild.

[GGORRO]

@Gaven8 wow what a N00000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000B

[cookiepwnsU]

@Gaven8 mages guild

[kallebananpaj]

@Gaven8 mages guild often has mortar and pestle and other alchemy stuff. if you dont want to go to the tutorial dungeon :)

[cman456100]

@Gaven8 Cloud Ruler Temple, Everywhere, mages guilds.

[vertigo1090]

@Gaven8 also you can type coc testing hall and find the alchemy werehouse enter and you will see all of them when your done type coc hawkhaven hit tab button go to you map and travel to a castle or were ever you like :)

[Domino6301]

@Gaven8 just join the mages guild and take one its not that hard

[Propsko]

@Gaven8 mages guilds

[The9j11k]

@Gaven8 the tutorial

[andronikosly]

@Gaven8 or mages guild

[daltontroy26]

@thebob1911

hahahahha that comback had me laughing your a funny dude

[juhku1995]

owned!

[PortalStillAlive]

cool diashow

[Manmancarlwaa]

Ugh, Metallica T_T

[CorruptedPenguin]

@Manmancarlwaa

LMFAO This isn't even CLOSE to Metallica!

[KissTheStorm]

I killed the gatekeeper in 5-6 hits with Umbra sword at lvl 10? :S

[krose713]

were are the gatekeepers?

[imstillmatic179]

you dont falcon punch chuck norris, chuck norris falcon punches YOU!

[nafaka12]

wow bad quality man , you can't even see the gate!

[ThePaul1011]

chuck norris powns everything and everyone :D

[Crunchsnap]

@goozieFALK Go to "remove or add program" and see if its on the list there.

If it is uninstall it there and if its not there i dont know what to do =(

But maybe you solved this problem?

[Bluekash11]

The scary part is that in this vid chuck norris didn't use cheats lol

[game0freak1]

what the hell wheres is that

[1156Jdnj]

SUPER PUNCH

[tyeb29]

refuse to believe thats a metallica song

[ROckerYstY]

Yeeeahh METALLICA!!!!!!!

[hepper95]

Haskil can pwn anyone!!!

[SpareyClan]

good job of music metallica.

[megamanangel]

Lol they shoud have listened to me XD What you told them to run for theyr life?

[kasman2]

how many streng points,one hundred billion?

[CrazyTechnoLover]

O_O Chuck is so strong !!!! x)

[stebbieranch]

FALCON PUNCH!!!!!