Typical Chinese talks to SIRI (iPhone4S)

[ReginaNANAPang]

hahaha i like this =)

[shinichiAlphonso]

why the hell did I watch this shit! WTF!

[ubikentang06]

lol to those butthurt, please gtfo la. this for the fans oni :D

[mwscream]

Did Siri actually say he's a typical Chinese or can he actually edit it? Lol

[soqoyum]

hahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaha



[bngjri516]

PETER CHAO

[1pudendal]

cool...ive watch some of ur vids....and it's awsome for a typical chinese boy living in the jungle country....nice....



[VSeanruled]

Haha! Shit!!! XD

[redcatpie]

=.= Why are people getting offended ? =.= I just watch this video, don't give a f, and click the [x]. =_= Don't even wanna waste time typing one paragraph saying he's a disgrace, he's boring blabla. Then don't bother watching and don't even bother wasting your time typing if you hate it so much.

[AhJiaqis]

Siri you're racist , you thought you know how to speak English you high class?

OMG . LMFAO ~ XD

[jzinish]

laugh die. joseph you owned

[bboykrins]

CallMeMrJs,you don't have humour sense at all...stupid =.=

[CallMeMrJs]

tis guys is fucking idiot =.=

DOTA also dun know how to spell...

dun play the game pls =(

[liangzhai00]

@CallMeMrJs sir,u cant accept jokes?why do you watch this video at first -.- stupid

[chelsea9320]

LAME ...

[bboyzshannon]

diam diam la, HAHHAHAHAHA

[khpang999]

You should buy another phone.

[leelinkuan]

damn rich la go so many apple

[leelinkuan]

i want i phone 4s leh

[TommyLee3623]

First blood ! He just got owned

[cloudteo94]

Stop being so sensitive guys, he just making jokes anyway. Why not sit back and crunch the popcorn ?

[karen1439]

HAHAHAHHAHAHHA! This made my day!

[PhoebeLauFY]

hey people , stop being so sensitive.

[secoind]

dude your box says iphone 4. you must be the ass(s)

[cwhymt88]

wow siri is so racist OMG

[leelinkuan]

@cwhymt88 yalo

[xanavi1990]

THis is not even siri. lameeeeee

[MrRynnxXx]

MAN you suck. Don't assume that all typical chinese can't speak proper english well enough. Screw you asshole, go ahead and try to make yourself another racist european fool.

[Chuck7814]

hahahahaha " Siri you racist!!" XD

[JerXuanz]

You're trying to be Peter Chao dude, but you're kinda funny though :)

[charlie914658]

this is by far the worst video i've ever seen.... and i've seen so pretty aweful videos and this is rated the number 1 most fucked up video

[bbqqu12]

Diam diam la XD

[Camiekoh]

U copy others agn ==. .

[samqmanu1997]

Its a 4's box ==

[thejohnchen]

does SIRI talk like that ? reallly ? with the F word ?

[MrTrololololololoo]

i dont think that he's really racist . i think hes just makin funny videos la ==

[wateryoon]

唔錯 !

[cutepurpleberry98]

OMG that's funny.XD

[1992monmon]

Siri,I give you one chance.C:

[yu4nt]

logatmu benar2 mirip kayak org hkg asli.....hahahaha

[k0takun]

Playing wit da dota!

[gynoval]

I LIKE UR VIDEOS!! THUMBS UP! found them amusing n funny, wonder y these ppl keep posting hate comments, i find ur vid bout typical chinese is... sorry to say y'all..is TRUE... hehe im a typical chinese who cant speak english well n i actually agree with u ahaha, guess some ppl just don like to accept the fact, cheers Joseph! hope u make more funny vids:D!

[tenddyson]

I wonder how does your grand parents or grand grand parents' english and chinese accents sound like. Are they worth making fun of? How is your little bunch of lousy friends can cause you so much hate to chinese people, even make you lose all your sense of being a chinese?

Perhaps your ideas in the beginning is correct but it all seem wrong in your videos! Stop it before you did it way too wrong.

[mr20070301]

U RACIST!FUCK U!

[tkhe1313]

@SnoopyW I'm a typical chinese as well , you're being truly oversensitive. The producer has never mentioned nor implied any disrespect to typical chinese . By the way , you should improve your english too. Good luck! 我也是一个正宗的华人，我认为您针对此影片过于敏感。此影片的创­作人根本没提及或是隐喻任何对正宗华人的负面与不敬之观点。顺便­提一提，您真的需要进步您的英语语文能力。祝君好运！

[SinoZouiS]

ON9 WEST

[lkzwai]

hey! peter chao..

oh! your not peter chao ,,sorry, i found a wrong guy

[WJLERRY]

傻seo

[sampx5842]

lmao

[jeremyJY93]

is all the TYPICAL CHINESE f**ked your mum? you make all this video and what you get or what are you trying to get from it? do you know what is respect? what you hate is 'SOHAI' not TYPICAL CHINESE actually...and what you showed in video is IDIOT that don't know what is respect which is 'TYPICAL CHINESE' that u mention...and now you are one of them IDIOT...>:(

[jlim0831]

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无聊

[bloodarmy1001]

i am a english learner, and i really hate this guy after i finish watching htis video. not respectful at all!

[KMDZ92]

@bloodarmy1001 fuck off US

[Huggiiieee]

aint u the one that is racist ? o__o

[GreysonatorMahomie]

Joseph : Siri , tomorrow i want to play DOTA with my heng dai . make an appointment please .

Siri : Sorry , playing with your daughter is against the law . I am sending a warning message to the police now . Dialing 911 .

Joseph : NOOOOO !

HHAHAHAHAHAH ! I LOVE THAT PART ! <3

[leelinkuan]

@GreysonatorMahomie lmao

[JaNiCe7428]

Actually, I like the other videos. But I dislike this. No matter how good your English is, please respect others :)

[TheGRODST]

Defence Of The Ancients

[yap1324]

you're trying too hard mate



[asyerria]

Siri does not recognise manglish and singlish only UK, american and australian slang was ....understand by f***g siri...hhahha lol you have a daughter?,,,911 what the hell

[Hyomin7]

wakaka.tiam tiam la

[Hyomin7]

:trolldad:

[amirrafiqq]

Did you used text25Speech app to make Siri voice? :D

[limzeqian]

...this is the wrong way to be famous dude

[langlangdudu]

u looked like a retarded and certainly acted like a one too. thank god that you are not Chinese. a human waste

[ababca123]

lol~it iphone 4 box -_- but is funny 

[MosquitoBites]

ahhahaha sau pei means keep skin. so true !

[pand0ra]

I don't normally click the dislike button on youtube but I would make an exception for you. No it's okay, you are welcome

[imadelyn94]

quiet funny...:)



[bunvatanak]

Lol

[madass2411]

Iphone 10 my dick.



[Brij3sh]

Dude. you are really making a fool out of urself. am i find the way you talk very disturbing and impulsive. can you please go and F*** yourself ? brainless bitch making fun of chinese ppl.

o0o

[myanmahani]

@ravenhunter1002 i guess im wrong bout it.. sorry.. i will try to fix my broken english and my acceptance towards the chinese people.. ok *peace*

[Ravenhunter1002]

I guess u need to come out of malaysia and take a look around the world, not all typical chinese is as what u had described. Just take Singapore for example, i havent heard of one that spoke like you. So yea there you go. Peace*

[myanmahani]

all the chinese in malysiA n singapore talks english like they just learnt it yesterday.. come on chinks dont be hypocrites.. just go anywhere especially in bukit bintang.. every single nook and cranny u will see n hear fucking chinks talks in english.. or u could say singlish or manglish... very disturbing, annoying and repulsive behavior.. just speak your mother tongue and go die with it. anyway im a MALAYSIAN... hahhaa.. (just wait n read the reply for this comment) ;)

[Ravenhunter1002]

@myanmahani hey dude, u need to fix ur english first, before u criticise about others. Dont go around leaving comments that make other races, or other ppl from another country feel angered. Coz u wont like it, if someone does that to you. Peace*

[khy0200]

@myanmahani pay some respect toward other races, what chinks? What the fuck race are you? Malay? Indian? I don't think you can speak proper english as well since english is not malaysian's native language. Is alright to speak so called "singlish/manglish". We embrace our culture and respect others, so we learn english and malay. What "just speak your mother tongue and go die with it"? You commented in english, are you an English or American? Why not you type in your own language? You MALAYSIAN!

[billybobcp99]

Your mother's sperm and your father's ovaries. ROFL!!

[ProjectElf]

by typical chinese do u mean singaporeans or prc? cos i'm singaporean n we definetely don't talk like that. and i believe the prcs don't talk like that either. u're just trying too hard.

[ChrisGZF]

Attention seekers like you disgrace the chinese race by presenting such a fake side of us to the rest of the world. It's no wonder the other races have such deep misconceptions of us. Another idiot that sold his pride for attention, sigh.

[EpicCroxist]

Subtitle is awesome because sometimes I don't know what SIRI saying. :D

[MrJiaHung]

Haha, freaking fuuny.

[chambersonatina93]

Its funny !!!!

[94brian]

boooooooooooo!

[SnoopyW]

Hey banana , why don't we have a meet? i'm a typical Chinese too , lets meet at your secondary school. I looking forward for your reply.

[taylorfantasy]

dear @GermaniProduction , so you think your accent is acceptable huh? please, before you make laugh of the "Typical Chinese", make sure that your accent isn't the accent of "Typical Chinese".

By the way, the importance of mandarin (do not ever speak Cantonese to me) is growing. So you should be grateful to the "Typical Chinese". A Chinese who doesn't know how to speak Chinese is worst than those who does't know English. Not like you're born to be such as ABC which is still acceptable.

[CyDavid604]

joseph = 早泄

joseph Germani = 早泄的 Germani

[neohteikbeng]

Hmm not funny

[kingcrabchris]

This video made me laugh so hard xD "Siri对不起了, Sorry了。。。。go f*ck yourself." Haha

[ueki5]

pls dont learn how to become NAMEWEE pls..he legend at malaysia,but not u..!loser!

[123e124122]

guys, is he trying to say that, those typical chinese is character and pattern towards the others? not because of the language? got to get it right before things here get worst..

[123e124122]

speak in chinese doesnt mean he is a typical chinese? is the thinking that matters?

[limwengyeau]

Can you just don't upload anymore videos which are not funny pls

[KaigeShieru]

@limwengyeau I find them funny, though.

[L4mpz]

Lame fuck. Idiot.

[ckitJake]

I'm glad that your girlfriend broke up with a loser like you.

[ckitJake]

hey, go fuck yourself.

[SuperSiniorita]

For my opinion, you r making all these video to make yourself famous and you are happy when people are commenting on your although DISLIKES IS MORE THAN LIKES. Dont you feel ashame? All you want is the number of view to be increase. If i were you, i would hide myself and stop making judgemental video. Like if you agree to show him this!

[TheBearLim]

@SuperSiniorita dun blame him. he dun hav chinese father to educate him.

[orangecuve]

@TheBearLim Google up 'high expectations asian father meme'

Chinese father education ;D *trollface.jpg*

[kingcow1991]

Not even close to funny, people like him are a disgrace to his own race. I find it ridiculous that speaking your mother tongue makes someone a "LOSER". I speak mandarin all the time, to preserve my my identity which also lies in my language. I bet there are millions of chinese in mainland china much more educated and well versed in the english language compared to you. Grow up, speaking English ( for your case "bad english") doesn't display your level of intelligence.

[tokicheok]

not funny..at all...geesars!and i smell peter chao too@@real...epic failure.

[omghann]

Sadly to say that you failed to copy Peter Chao.

[babyboyx92]

Mother's sperm and father's ovary! Haha

[jayxunned]

Your own hard earn money or Parent's money?

[fadeaway1459]

hehe finally you made a random funny vid =PP~

[Sunboy604hk]

你才是真正的Loser

[iambabyhong]

walao...this FUCKING video is so FUCKING lame!

[jaisin92]

Siri cant dial 911...loser =)

[ewei0516]

r u trying to insult chinese who couldnt speak well in english? go suck ur father cock lar. loser

[centcent88]

dude... do u think of something before?? tat after 10 years later... maybe ur children watch your video, and laugh at you? yea.. maybe u think u are doing something cool right now... try think back when u was a kid in the age of 13~17.. do u think tat u do silly things and u dun realise tat time??? now put urself to the future and think. After 10 years, u watch back these video.. wat will u think???

[nxrazorx]

hey kid, r u son of bitch?

[RedSurferz]

Is all typical chinese have bad english ? Some speak in chinese doesn't mean their english is poor. Cheer up man, you're hater magnet.

[kenleung1997]

that is ipheine4=.=

[abu0216]

WHATEVER support u :)

[TheSilasTV]

FUCK YOU LA COPY PETER CHAO YOU THINK YOU ARE AWESOME THAN HIM MEH? YOU CIBAI

[stfusohai]

@TheSilasTV HE RAN OUT OF IDEA LA, THATS WHY COPY OUR IDOL, LATER HIS NEX VIDEO WILLCOPY HIS SLOGAN AS WELL FOR EXAMPLE>>> "JOSEPH OUTSIDEMADAFAKA" some thing like tat XD

[TommyPurple92]

defend of the asian

[NinetailsFoxChan]

I thought u say typical chinese are loser?THEN WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING CHINESE,THAT MAKES A LOSER TOOO

[babyboyx92]

@NinetailsFoxChan Do you know what it mean by typical chinese? Gosh!

[orangecuve]

@NinetailsFoxChan U just mad bro lol. This is clearly a freakin parody hahaha. Typical chinese, doesn't only revolve around the language spoken. It's their attitude, views and reactions which makes them typical. Take a chillpill bro :P

[Crymantek]

@NinetailsFoxChan You're an idiot if you think reading the title over and over again would make a difference. Yeah, he hurt the feelings of Chinese people but those are just typical Chinese losers. I'm Chinese and I'm not offended one bit. You however, with all your CAPS and getting all emotional about it. Real smooth handling it. What are you? Five? Oh wait, you're just a typical Chinese loser. I guess that means all arguments will be invalid.

[NinetailsFoxChan]

@Crymantek Up to u lah.Loser or winner nothing is gonna change and sorry for scolding you.

[hzboi]

@NinetailsFoxChan already a LOSER .period

[TheBStylez]

@NinetailsFoxChan He say typical chinese, not chinese speaking human being, you losers. AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!

[MrAlexpun]

@TheBStylez Yea! :D you are right

[MosquitoBites]

@NinetailsFoxChan Thats the point, he's trying to make fun of typical chinese. It's in the title cmon...

[centcent88]

dun copy peter chao style la....

[jeremywongzijun1994]

@centcent88 Peter Chao is an Asian. He speaks like an Asian. Every Asian has the same accent. No one owns Asian accents la.

[MrAlexpun]

@centcent88 typical chinese ba@.@

[RueyNicole7]

HAHAHA! joseph mind if i ask? what's siri? and does it really reply what u ask? or say?

[Gnewthingsinmind]

Defending yourself with SIRI? Grow up, what we want is just an apology. 

[carrotjazz86]

haha gud 1!

[Hahnck750i]

you speak hokien meh xD

[DaAlienee]

Lol~~~SIRI know SPM O.o

[gsilverstone]

LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MegaWenhao]

lameee

[yuuyz]

haaahaa...Ooook...

[anntyven]

而且那跟班就不是iPhone 4s.. LIAR!

[anntyven]

阿瓜果然是阿瓜, 开一个手机盒都要用莲花指的... 囧

[cmboyfriend]

Bro , is iphone4s is available on Malaysia already?

[JamesWse]

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