テレノイド・遠隔介護サービス１

[SakuraOfTheSand]

God that's scary. But then it's okay after you get used to it.

[maxrocks14]

Aaaaaaah! Aaaaah! Aaaaaaah! Aaaaaah!

[wardoggwyllgi]

it's like casper fucked a alien.

[BunnyHatJ]

I think many western people freak out very easily with this kind of stuff, because they're the most afraid of something non-human behaving like a human, particularly if it doesn't look very natural... And then this video becomes very trollable xD

[MySevenSelves]

That is a real, limbless human being trapped in this artificial form.

Just sayin'.

[harboringanomalies]

IA IA!

[faolan1313]

Japan, bringing all of humanities worst nightmares to life since 1765

[mrhardcore5000]

Kill it with fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kukri1014]

I was expecting it start to scream like a Mandoragora

[Lakhshamana]

Yamaku would reject this bot, even though this is the last fucking telephone on earth.

[allgovsarecriminal]

creepy... unless you add a vagina to that thing ;)

[Chupacabrathe2nd]

Now if only it had perpetually angry face and could only scream...

[volvicstorm98]

No description available is right.

[leante79]

And then happened the Third Impact.

[xWolfHauntx]

Okay... What exactly is this even supposed to be???

[ACluelessKid]

It is actually pretty cute.

[Apollo19870]

I swear, people get creeped out by the corniest crap. YMMV indeed.

[KingOfKatamari]

I watched this and I haven't been able to sleep.

For six days.

[PerscriptionDitz]

D'AWW, WOOKITCHUUUUU

I want to hug it so bad.

[MsKrishtina]

That thing is kind of cute. I like it.

[newalu]

DE FUCK IS THAT ?!

[TheDoomBug]

Cute robot mermaid thing... I like it.

[ksym]

... wat.

[Chisamangas]

I can watch Shinning,Carrie,Children of the corn and have dreams about posies.

I readed cupcake and Sweet Apple Massacre and eated chips with no difficulty after that.

BUT THIS

Made me mentally scared for life.

[tommynooka123]

What is this I don't even

[matthewakian2]

It's Casper the friendly ghost.

[BadLactose]

Am I the only one who thinks its adorable? It's especially cute at 1:15 when it gets distracted and stars at something on the ceiling, acting just like a little baby.

[MetalPatrick93]

This is why two nukes was not enough.......

[ImbecileSoldire]

Oh, fuck my eyes out with bleach..

[Applemask]

Japan, god damn it.

[naruhinafan274]

I had a dream about a creature that looked like this phone, thing, once. It tried to eat me.

[MJ5832]

WT...F?

[KigurumixBearable]

MY. GOD. *dramatic music and face* >8C

[xBluePetalsx]

:'(

[Squirrelpaw4970]

OH GOD

[DoxieVee]

KILL IT KILL IT PLEASE PLEASE KILL IT

[Ognyann]

Wow, that's messed up.

I mean, I'm sure it's a technological wonder made by very smart men and women, but...

But why does it have to be creepy?! It's like these Japanese guys TRY to be freaks on purpose!

[bkaneshiro14]

@Ognyann All technology has to start from SOMEwhere...

[THiNGYBOBinc]

WHAT AM I

[kamui004]

Arghhh Nightmare Fuel

[Chupacabrathe2nd]

Father! Give me legs!

[Honkbag]

AHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHWHATTHEFU

[LauraDeBunbury]

I'm not even gonna hit play

[zoebiflap]

someone grab an axe and put it out of it's misery

[PlatinumIvory]

Okay seriously guys. If you decide to make an intelligent robot, at LEAST either go for looking FULL human or don't even bother making it look human at all.

[binarynightmare]

OH LAWD NO

[Memphismastermind]

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS WRONG

[IAmTheStig320]

It's Casper the Unfriendly And Rather Terrifying Ghost

[Dngth1985]

i would say kill it with fire, but i dont think it would be enough

[TheRedneckAtheist]

@Dngth1985 I would say "nuke it!" but....

[Viperco1]

casper the friendly ghost in live-action

[kryptomanik]

Dear Lord, they could've at least make it look more like a ROBOT. This abomination looks like it could crawl into my body and become some parasite D:

[UrbanZ0mbie]

I keep thinking of Akira when I see that demon thing.

[thisthatbloke92]

0:02

IT AWAKENS,THE DEVOURER OF MAN

[qoaa]

too much radiation in japanese diets

[DemonKingMMA]

This grotesque little creature needs to absorb some androids and reach its final form, so it looks a little more like a human and not some creepy sperm ghost.

[SagradaLune]

Wtf CASPER Came to life!!!! O_o"

[2Seatroll2]

I thought it was going to say "please... kill me...."

[Madness9001]

What is this?

Your new scareclows?

[porygonlover322]

I think of it as a tragic creature. Japan will inevitably give it a mind, and it will know that it is not human...

[iwanfishz9]

NICE!

finally i am gonna have nightmares

This world would be so dull and boring without japan.

[Telele2]

Scary shit...

[Dumbass123132]

I shall not sleep tonight. Or tomorrow. Or this week. Never again. That thing looks like it wants to be dead.Just kill it with fire, please. Make it stop exciting.

[racoonknux49]

Accurate Description

[heartlessmushroom]

Dear Japan:

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Stop.

[TheRealCarlyndra]

*singing* Casper the friendly ghost...

[Joesolo13]

...id say kill it with fire if it didn't look vaugly alive.

[jbrannon92]

it looks like casper! ...except creepier...ah, the creatures of uncanny valley...0.o

[ThomasdWell]

Humanoid Abominations lead me here, it did not disappoint.

/pitch fork and torch.

[Bennanteno]

They gave it the ability to speak, but all it ever said was "kill me" in Japanese.

[DevilMaster]

This would fit well as an enemy in Doom 4.

[croscream]

This is how the souls torchered in hell look like and behave.

[LordKnightMare]

Luckily, fire is a common and easily obtainable invention in this day and age, I'd be able to douse myself in gasoline and set myself ablaze before this monstrosity could kill me with a kitchen knife, wear my skin and pretend to be me.

On an equally horrifying note, this would make angry drunk calls all the more traumatizing.

[TwystofFayte]

What...What in the name of all that is holy is this abomination? Sweet Jesus. Thanks for ruining my faith, Japan. How can a just God allow something so horrible to exist?

[mrjerrick]

@TwystofFayte Because a just god doesn't exist.

[tomaz89315]

Good Grief. What has science done. 

[HatKeinenNamen]

I'd love to creep out my guests with this thing. Until it murders me in my sleep. Somehow.

[RankinandChris]

this thing needs to be retired

[HyperStrudel]

I have many, many questions about this, and all of them are why.

[FullmetalWookiee]

Please, for the love of god, burn it with fire.

[jackhat2011]

Swimian hahahaha

[jackhat2011]

It looks like a sperm lol

[PureMadness]

Kill it with fire!

[tophrocks234]

Thought Elfoid was gunna eat him.

Not even kidding.

[KuraiShinen]

Androids are suddenly not a bad idea after all...

[frankystein12]

Fuck you Japan.

[MNWalkr]

Also, am I the only one who's not creeped out a slightest bit?

[MNWalkr]

I'm curious as to what is the purpose of this project?

[SchroNyah]

I got one of these to communicate with a friend who moved. The police arrived at my house after the first call, because they thought I was suicidal. I was just trying to tell my friend about this funny thing my cat did but apparently it came out on her end as "KIIIILLLLL MEEEE! KIIIIILLLL MEEEEE.... TO LIVE IS TO SUFFER!"

[hors3man1911]

Well i now know what hell's communication system is like, i'm just gonna go cry in the shower with all the lights on

[IAMTHECAPSGODLOL]

why

[Zanmatt2g]

A HORRIBLE LIMBLESS WHITE BLOB STRAIGHT OUT OF LOVECRAFT'S MEDULLA OBLONGATA.

[Rockkger]

fuck retarded things

[Ikatsui1]

AHHHH WTF IS THAT AAAAAAAHAUVWDIH:VW@>H DV:>

[ism3c]

:/ idk...

[Sourdeed]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! That's the creepiest thing I've seen in YEARS.

[LtEggSalad86]

pointless robot

[ARandomDaydreamer]

who would tap that thing's shoulder?

[Swimmisan]

It looks like a... Paraplegic... Cancer victim.

[ShadicoTheHedgehog]

Slender Man's baby.

[SeraphimSwordmaster]

MY SOUL HURTS!!!!!!!!

[ClockWorkKairi]

unholy spawn of satan

[EvanescentLimbs]

Am I the only one who thinks it's kind of cute? I was like "OH DEAR LORD WHY" but staring at it for a while had that feeling ebb away into "aww".

[MerscratianAce]

It's Casper!

[SinDawg030]

I DECLARE EXTERMINATUS UPON THIS UNHOLY ABOMINATION

[StitchKitty1OOO]

Bricks were shat.

[Danzilla1996]

The hell am I looking at?...

[iamhungey12345]

That's a bit freaky.

[youngoli]

Jesus fucking Christ!

[GasSnake2003]

IA! IA! SHUB-NIGGURATH, BLACK GOAT OF THE WOODS WITH A THOUSAND YOUNG- oh wait, it's a robot. I thought somebody had finally found the Necronomicon and already used it.

[cr4yv3n]

DAMN what...w-what is THAT THING !!!

[shanonjv]

2 words: shit bricks

[DoxieVee]

PLEASE LET IT DIE

[what0080]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!

[NemesisInferno1990]

the ultimate scarecrow, perfect for halloween :D

[Moupimoupimoupi]

my god

it looks like a silent hill monster

[FancyPocketWatch]

Black eyes, with no hands or feet, or ears, and pale skin. Wonderful. Not!

On second thought, it kind of looks hilarious...

[PSshadow92]

Hello friendly telenoid. How are you today?

Telenoid: "PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN!!"

What does that m

[SolanineDelta]

Japan's terrible, terrible robotic answer to Casper the friendly ghost.

[DaleksinTopHats]

ELDRITCH ABOMINATIONS 

[klautaku]

I didn't like the "shape" of that thing O_O''

[Gackra]

But will it blend?

[philip1201]

Looks like the human-reaper fetus from ME2 with skin over it.

[SoulfulBrutha5805]

Dear GOD! Destroy it! Burn it to the ground! Before it eats our existence!!!!!

[Chernobog2]

i couldn't stop laughing throughout the whole video. am i insane?

[SamuraiRedux]

...Okay I can understand the concept of this thing, having an animatronic phone to express the facial twitches of the person on the other end is a really clever concept designed to add depth to a conversation. Really its a great idea.

But tell me this: was it really necessary to model it off of a Silent Hill monster? Last thing grandma wants is to be woken up in the middle of the night to find this hell-spawn in her living room telling her she's got a call that she has to take right away.

[PerscriptionDitz]

Aww, he's cute! Like a baby human-seal hybrid! <3

[0xxSparkzofHopexx0]

TT ~ TT

[xDeadMedic]

HAMA HAMASAYUGADO? YAAAARRRRRRRRR REAVER REAVER REAVER PLAGU.

[fromthedead]

no description available sounds about right

[Asdayasman]

COMING TO YOU LIVE, FROM THE UNCANNY VALLEY.

[konfusionxD]

GODDAMMIT JAPAN

[Dimrain48]

I still don't get what's so scary... just a robot in a silicone skin

[OrdoMallius]

nightmare fuel

[mysticcrimson]

OH LORD HES GOING TO KILL US ALL IN OUR DREAM

SGOLDNGDLSDNKDGKLDGDGFFH

[Szerbijn]

shut up and take my money BUT GTFO.

[MizValeer]

o.o

... ; _ ;

[LlortnA]

TECHNOLOGY

[whatdoiposthere]

killlll meeeeeeee

killl meeeeeeeeeeeeee

[GoldNCase]

so ronrey?

[Diabloclock]

Casper?

[ManofReflection]

WHY! Who thought this was a good idea. WHO! I will never be able to get this out of my head.

[Stantzs]

Why God?! WHY?!

WHY?

[ceonotaph]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAあ­あああああああああああああああ

[starryeyedocean]

Gnyahh He touched it.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww

[deathbound07]

HOLY SHI-AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!....dem­met!!!...

[SSeth123]

scary phone

[GaMeRs001]

I really hope they paid the insurance for a psychiatrist afterward.

[bearcraz18]

My first thought was, "omfg, it's a thalidomide baby with mermaid syndrome!" BUt then I realized something way more important. Why doesn't that thing have working orifices? This is JAPAN, after all.

[Threetails]

Truly, the entrance to hell itself is within the Uncanny Valley.

[Chupacabrathe2nd]

They should make one with angry, furrowed brows and a fiendish scowl that does nothing but scream.

[stuartp2006]

@Chupacabrathe2nd Switch R1 to angry mode. Bares teeth, and grinds them slowly. :D

[HylianLycan]

@Chupacabrathe2nd

That one, I would buy.

[hotelmario510]

Kill it. Kill it now. In fact, no, burn the entire building, followed by the street it is on.

[Archzenom]

Curse you TvTropes for you brought me here from your Humanoid Abomination page! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH­HHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BrandNewSongz]

I like the part when i cried.

[JumpykangLC]

It would be cute, if it, y'know, didn't have rubbery skin and a child's face. Give it a cute cartoon face! 

[mootsfox]

It's a Stalker from the Half Life universe.

[wshazrin]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooo

[jennyloughman]

This will haunt my very dreams. Damn you Japan!

[JofoKitty]

Caaasper, the friendly ghost.

The friendliest ghost you'll know!

Though grown-ups might look at him with fright,

the children all love him so! (Apparently.)

[SteveElOtaku]

Hey, so this is what Slendy makes his calls with!

[BAKARANGER524]

This scared the piss out of me.

[MacraStraba]

Perhaps in a decade or two, they'll overcome the dreaded uncanny valley.

But for now, KILL IT. KILL IT WITH FIRE.

[Neepmeep1]

SHIT

[ufojoedude]

w-w-wha...? what is this? a phone........? this is terrifying! what the hell kind of phone is this? i mean damn. why would you want to talk to a this thing? i mean it looks weird enough by its self but when it flails around its arms and stuff its just........damn...... how is this supposed to work any way? is it really a phone? like you talk to others through this thing?

[Roxiusas]

....holy crap

[aifodasse]

wow! casper is japaneese?!?!??!?!!?!?

[MrSinister1979]

What the hell is that... thing... supposed to resemble? And yeah, iamnuff1992, I too was directed here from the TVTropes "Humanoid Abomination" page. If this is the future of artificial intelligence, then God help us all...

[iamnuff1992]

who got here from tvtrope HumanoidAbomination page?

that shit is fucking creepy

[Specterish]

@iamnuff1992 I came here from Uncanny Valley :3

[WolfPawDragonClaw]

@Specterish  Same! =D