Steve Martin hosting the Oscars®

[MissFawlty]

He is simply my favourite Oscar host ever :-)

[superweak]

hi brattli



[cat1613Gio]

what does he mean its not the white house??

[ng1493]

How did Rhea Perlman get a seat behind Julia Roberts in 2000?

[timpovikings]

Does anyone know where it was I saw Steve Martin do an acceptance speech where he thanks a list of gibberish names?

I have a feeling he was on stage with maybe Goldie Hawn, who was in fits of laughter as he came out with names like, Maffarafar Huffenwoofer, but I'm damned if I can find it.

Any ideas anyone?

[lostintimeline]

steve martin is awsome but i wish ricky gervais hosted the oscar for once there goes hollywood lol

[sweetkarma1718]

it's amazing watching this in 2012 cause you can see how all the actors have aged.

[HadiAlBoury]

@sweetkarma1718 And died.

[leavetheherbitalone]

I was that 9 year old kid.

[Trouter92]

why does this have dislikes.. i mean so many i know some people just do it but this was great.

[plasterdbastard]

Steves make the world go round.

[pepplov]

“It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal's out of town.” LOL

[mollybella1000]

He's not funny, cant act either, just a wanker.

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[ilovemyschnauzer1]

Steve really needs to host the oscars more often

[login2mechies]

396 people are either terrorists...or donot understand english....or just plain stupid

[123soonny]

@login2mechies Or maybe eager to see these kind of comments.

[MrMoviebuff5000]

lol Russel Crowe's thinking, "you're gonna die".

[Mralbarni]

I love GAY people

[djheroi10]

fuck you you son of bitch afghanistan are great people you fuckin terrorist and true we think of you as 100 per cent gay

[TheBronwyn1991]

@djheroi10 pardon?

[nomonotonous]

i love welcoming youngsters into the show business because it reminds my of my own death.. steve is a genius in sarcastic joke

[paraperopa]

number one! just the best!

[HARDcorExxChicK]

my heart skipped a beat at 2:58

<3

beautiful man, that benecio.

[quietriotish]

so calm and confident, simply Brilliant!!!!!

[TheresNoHappyEnd]

STEVE MARTIN ROCKS

[faku120]

5:57 looks nazi

[BlueVelvet116]

Hey, is that Carla from Cheers, sitting behind Julia Roberts? Sorry for the stupid question, but sometimes I am bad at recognizing actors.

[zufgh]

@BlueVelvet116 Indeed it is, good eye :)

[BlueVelvet116]

Hey, is that Carla from Cheers, sitting behind Julia Roberts? Sorry for the stupid question, but sometimes I am bad at recognizing actors.

[mynameisnk]

haha hilarious!!

[lettersgirl]

I don't unterstand the jokes about Julia Roberts. Can someone help me please?

Because of her the tickets of metro(?) were more expensive, but why?

And something about " call her id", I really don't know what it meant.

[myhanguk]

@lettersgirl

The ticket prices, I would assume, are the movie ticket prices, I guess... Maybe because her fees are so high?

And its "caller ID"... you know, when you can see who is calling you on your phone, and not pick up if you don't like the person...

[myhanguk]

@lettersgirl

The ticket prices, I would assume, are the movie ticket prices, I guess... Maybe because her fees are so high?

And its "caller ID"... you know, when you can see who is calling you on your phone, and not pick up if you don't like the person...

[myhanguk]

@lettersgirl

The ticket prices, I would assume, are the movie ticket prices, I guess... Maybe because her fees are so high?

And its "caller ID"... you know, when you can see who is calling you on your phone, and not pick up if you don't like the person...

[dangledanglegoal33]

wow i actually think you all are gay...

[ezekielvictor]

6:19 jerking off gesture from guy who doesn't know he's on camera

[ammariiii]

Simply.. Funny as Helllll!!!!

[nikkisamodio732]

class act!

[HadiAlBoury]

"So i called my friend Giorgio Armani" LOL

[LaybowWoo]

Holy shit this is the best.

[LIVINGONTHEDOLE]

I like or love almost all of steve martins films... I don't get the whole hes not funny now angle... most of the comedy movies he has starred in that haven't been as good, he didn't write. in recent years he has applied his writing to "an object of beauty", my favourite book of 2010, and got a grammy for his first all music bluegrass album..in the past wrote the jerk, roxanne, the man with two brains, dead men don't wear plaid, the three amigos- and his last relative comedy hit, bowfinger

[peterchuvalov]

Guys comon - Russel Crowe was clearly playing along just trying not to smile - have a sense of humour u people!

[5t3o9m]

Thumbs up for Angelina Jolie! Ow Ouhh!

[BooJoMan]

I actually think Steve Martin is funny in this. Been a long time since I said that.

[masta43ify]

6:20 air jacking

[masta43ify]

6:20 air wanking

[mszsu]

I think in this case, his jokes are catered more towards the "Hollywood crowd" not so much the audience at home and maybe that's why a lot of people are saying it isn't funny. But hey Julia is laughing her ass off so he must be somewhat funny right.

[MaranathaMaranatha]

i laughted and find it very funny

[themightysian]

Ugh, he hasn't made any toilet humor jokes or insulted Justin Bieber, how unfunny. Oh wait... He's Steve Martin, he's a comedy legend and you can all fuck off if you don't like it. Why don't you all go watch some real comedians like Dane Cook..

[DarkestSide1000]

@themightysian

I hope Eddie Murphy would do the same !

[aim1221]

Wish Ribin Williams would host next year.

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[WLegacy30]

This just wasn't funny. I'm sure Steve is a great comedian, but this wasn't good at all.

[freereg29]

the first though that came in my mind was...

"i would loike to bouy a DAMBURGA!"

[FussiOB]

Thumbs up if you are watching this in 1976

[ilovemusic555]

@FussiOB I don't get it.

[crap1707]

@FussiOB I was watching it in 2001....

[LOTR4ever1]

@FussiOB Ah! Can I thumbs up because I'm watching in 1977?

[Lilihieraax]

@FussiOB that cracked me uuup

[FuckThisShit422]

@FussiOB that doesnt make any sense. 

[TheCarlsonsRaiders]

at 2:57 Dario Franchitti?

[2490debrick]

The funny thing is this is so unfunny and they are all genuinly laughing what a drull bunch!

[tigerlaser]

Man this is great

[sparkyinbath]

Man these gags are weak.

[cartergirl3of3]

russell crowe scares me

[thewhorocks89]

this just isnt funny, sorry steve but why did you go so hollywood????

[neilgodfreyy2k]

I remember this. really funny. He did a joke about Roman polanski that isnt in this clip but I still laugh thinking about it. Does anyone have that clip?

[towelkit465]

"that we're ALLLL GAY" rofl!!!! x'D

[Picnicl]

It is such a precious combination to have a fearless imagination like Steve Martin whilst being such a gentleman at the same time. I wish that more British comedians , nay more British people, would take a leaf out of Steve Martin's book because he is a master and they are not, even if people say that they are.

[darasinghsaha]

@Picnicl good thinking...



[cobd08]

Russell Crowe's the only one who's honest! All the others are hypocrites! He's not funny at all and he's trying too hard .. Ellen Degeneres is much better!

[chriskimforlife]

@cobd08 wtf are you joking.

[0zziefan]

Russell is clearly playing along with it.

Much better than a lame over the top laugh you see from everybody else!

[darasinghsaha]

@0zziefan It's true

[0zziefan]

Russell is clearly playing along with it.

Much better than a lame over the top laugh you see from everybody else!

[veggis64]

fuck the politics Steve !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

U don't apply to anyone than your community !

Fuck that comment again...

Otherwise... U are greate !

[koolkeyzrox]

Awww Joaquin is so cute when he laughs :')

[Zeanu]

I want Stephen Colbert do host this.

[rocmaven]

ricky skaggs comes to the watseka theatre watseka illinois on aug 26

[lebaneseguyfromgabon]

JIM CARREY to host the next Oscars!!! it has to be him!!! him with Steve carrel or just him

[lebaneseguyfromgabon]

JIM CARREY to host the next Oscars!!! it has to be him!!! him with Steve carrel or just him

[tomboy287]

Russel want to knock him out

[DigitalBoyStudios]

"Crouching TIger and Hidden Dragon sound like something Siegfreid and Roy do on vacation"_LOL

[T3RRABYT3]

he really likes to point out discriminate topics, pointing out single groups of people, basically pointing out that they don't fit in. separation isn't really funny to me or people who like unity in the community.

[Mascardinho]

That was just fantastic ... I love it :D

[GemmaMayes]

russel crowe looks pissed...as usual lol

[a09as]

8:44 Angie is so hot.

[Evessal]

Hahahaha. I love Steve Martin, the joke where he's having dinner with "Tom, Mel, Julia, and Gwyneth" was absolutely hilarious, as was the one on Charlton Heston ("Don't talk to him, he thinks he was in gladiator"). Brilliant!

[TheJoecool89]

very funny!!!!!

[hellohey000]

in the supermarket are you steve martin? or in the airport are you steve martin? or

making love are you steve martin? lol brilliant

[papinski1978]

brilliant as always!

[BKHAVOC]

@HASHlRAMA thats winona ryder

[sayedhz]

@HASHIRAMA This is Winona Ryder

[xianneh]

stop hitting on Russell Crowe people. He was actually smiling at 8:22.

You don't judge a person through an 8-minute video. C'mon.

[legendarnyziomal]

@xianneh YOU ARE RIGHT !!

[averageazn11]

He went H.A.M. on Russell Crowe

[OriginofHaeddre]

russel crowe didnt look amused.... O_O haha

[HASHlRAMA]

who is her at 2:10

[careycoombs]

@HASHlRAMA winona ryder!.

[RGFoster1]

@HASHlRAMA errm, maybe Kate Winslet? not sure

[RGFoster1]

Russel lighten up son

[MrLtRaine]

"you can't do that, this is not the White House" haha

[FriedRiceGalore]

Russel Crow. Have a sense of humour..

[unholyimage]

@FriedRiceGalore Yah, really. What was wrong with him? Someone pissed in Mr. Sourpuss' milk bowl.

[kamyou70]

a very funny man

[msumungo]

He got Crowe twice. Oh fuck he's good

[poeticjournalism]

the fuck is Russell Crowe's problem? lol what a douche

[Sadden4o]

2:22 ahahhahahhaa

[justausername97]

Russell Crowe has 378 accounts

[Zeanu]

@justausername97 Lmao, that's a good comment. XD

[justausername97]

Russell Crowe has 378 dislikes

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[RavacSRB]

who is that on 5:05

[mathewsmustang77]

@RavacSRB Renee Zellweger

[robbiejohnson2011]

This is hilarious. Steve Martin deserves an oscar for best opening academy awards giveaway.



[heathledgerish]

Holy hell what happend to Joaquin Pheonix!? he was fucking hooot 6:09 to 6:13

[greg5566]

Wow, this was really bad.

[ytgurlii]

russell has a burr up his ass

[Nov11Zoro]

Jolie at the end. Hot.

[wockynerd]

The first time I watched this I lost so much respect for Crowe. You'd think an actor could at least pretend to be a good sport.

[Tylermanguy]

I was just waiting for a phone to be thrown at Steve Martin...

[moomoosborne]

is that leonardo behind dustin hoffman at 6:33?

steve martin is beast.

[cuckoo61]

6:09-6:13 hot non-crazy joaquin phoenix... good times :D

[oklahomatornadoes]

@cuckoo61 lol you do know that it was just a hoax, right?

[Mrtinkyloo]

Dino should told Russell one thing: relax.

[grabedigger]

His humour is way to ACID....

[soulthief1977]

How does Steve Martin not get this gig every year?

[zoneforgamers]

russel crow dosnt know how to laugh :P

[Skapete]

Russel Crowe looks young here!

[guyfroml]

TO THE ACADEMY: Why did you pull the video clip of producer Jim Morris' "favorite Oscar moment" in 2002 when Steve Martin joked on Michael Moore (after Moore dissed Bush in his acceptance speech) saying "You should have seen backstage, the Teamsters are helping Michael Moore into the trunk of his limo." Youtube says "you" (the Academy) requested it be pulled? Is it because Moore is a big baby and complained about Martin justifiably zinging him with a good one? Please put back the video!

[videocrack246]

what host was it and for what year that he began calling out names of actresses who had "slept with him" and then it was Stitch at the end....pleaaase tell me if you know.

[kzk871]

@videocrack246 It was Steve Martin - 2003 or 2005 I think. The youtube vid of it was called Steve Martin What is a movie star? I watched it just a couple weeks ago, but apparently it has been removed. It was way funnier than this one.

[ModiDody]

who's the HOT chick @ 2:08

[ModiDody]

who's the HOT chick at 2:08

[kendrechsel]

@ModiDody Winona Rider

[Da666ManIsBak]

@ModiDody i think she's natalie portman...

[pradeep414]

Fuk julia ..

[kirstyasher2]

lol Joaquin Phoenix looks at 6:12 looks a bit worse for wear...

[acebrawler73]

@kirstyasher2 they want their fuckin awards goddamnit! lol

[Da666ManIsBak]

Charlton Heston!

The Perfect Guest....

[BeeVan19]

Russell crowe looks so unhappy. smile dude!

[merton8181]

6:12 Moody Pricks

[thelostpiranha]

Why'd he blame Julia for the ticket prices?

[daedralord1]

@thelostpiranha i think because in about 2000 julia roberts demanded a pay increase for every movie she makes

i think an extra 15-20 million.......i think

it was just a coincedence that prices went up also.......well that was steves joke

[kingofburnttoast]

russel crowe stabbed him later that night

[Astrosparx]

i feel sorry for chrleton heston..he's no more in this world!

[Astrosparx]

this is xactly 10 years ago...we just had our 83rd academy awards...woohoo!

[wackedout787]

Who is that actress at 2.10? She looks unbelievably fine!

[mjmendon]

@wackedout787 Winona Ryder

[thelostpiranha]

@wackedout787 That's Winona Ryder

[Gilch30]

Do you think he would allow Mel Gibson to his house for dinner now?

[globalnova]

i took a nine year old kid to see gladerater.. haha

[27marioSais]

Why so many dislikes? HE WAS GREAT!!!

[normalguycap]

@27marioSais I'm guessing he was kinda average. The humor wasn't too much for us as it was for them. Billy Crystal can't be beat at the Oscars.

[Bigbigsamor]

@27marioSais that's because is is making fun of afganistan

[Speegs23]

@27marioSais Russel Crowe fans.

[mdgtrpckr]

i sure miss Billy Crystal.

[o0Lizfish0o]

it makes me feel old to think this is 10 years old

[omaragatha]

Mel, Julia, Tom and Gwyneth...... Wow there was a time when Mel Gibson was popular!!!

[Nidhogg]

During this entire ceremony Crowe and Phoenix sit there looking like they're part of some ultra-cool club that no else is a part of.

[M1995C]

JOAQUIN PHOENIX IS SO HOT?!?

[M1995C]

they have to get some of the older actors to host... this is so much better than the last 10 years

[Energybonbon90]

Russell Crowe 

[wangdangdoodle45]

I love that Kate Hudson brought Goldie Hawn.

[kamyou70]

like Ricky Gervais always say never mess with Russel Crow LOL!!!

[TheRealTroyWood]

Crowe looks pissed

[stifler12333]

Jon Stewart has used the same joke of Steve Martin about the Feel Good Movie, only with Hilary Clinton. I miss those jokes xD

[kevfulchester]

Russell Crowe had a massive sense of humour failure...

[shwwnn]

@kevfulchester i thought crowe was just kidding. but people (including martin) didn't get it. at least that's what i automatically thought when i saw crowe.

[Kisje89]

Dustin Hoffman always seems so happy !!!

[SNGarza]

I miss hosts like this. WTF did they go for Hathaway and Franco?!

[HeartaVilleGram]

Benicio del Toro at 2:59!!! Damn, he was fine back then.

[Nebyu2]

LOOOOOVE IT! This year Oscars suckd in every way!!! (2011)

[Darthsantana]

didnt know who i was haha

[AcademyAwardsPerson]

Jon Stewart stole a joke from him! He said something the same thing at 5:57 but with Julie Christie and Hillary Clinton!

[CandyWoman009]

His delivery of "this is not... the white house" is perrrrrrfect. Love this guy.

[Tigerlily21]

@CandyWoman009 I agree his delivery of "this is not..the white house" is insanely good. I'm such a fan. I prefer him hosting solo like this. He was hilarious in 2003 too.

[dkp998]

what crawled up russel crows ass??

[Energybonbon90]

Russell Crowe the ultimate bad guy

[merlin999999]

COMPLETE AND UTTER GENIUS..............HOSTING THE OSCARS IS LIKE MAKING LOVE TO A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN....ITS SOMETHING I ONLY GET TO DO WHEN BILLY CRYSTAL IS OUT OF TOWN......THAT IS GENIUS