Voicemail Theater: Season 2 Ep. 8

[daggereye89]

I wish this was still going.

[JoXDDFive]

whats the game at 1:10? just puttin it outthere, not that anyone would ACTUALLY now,

[TehCrizmo]

grand theft auto san adreas for pc, because he used a mod so that the girl would be mario

[tocgow]

0:54 Seriously A Game Cutscene?

[Steamytounge30]

lol i got a boner for 8 hours am i ganna die?

[klee818]

yes your boner is terminal

[reptarfreak12321321]

man incoherent nonsense is the greatest thing evet

[washburnwr150]

the lightning bolt comment was the funniest from a kid on VMT imo.

[todorulz]

1:19 ROFL

[acestarwolf]

what's up with the pitch black dude spanking machinima..... are you gay machinima?

[scuaqheele2]

So i guess these guys got on Voicemail theater after all

lol

[xContagiousStupidity]

Incoherent Nonesense was the best part

[rapperforfree]

I think the best part was the lightning bolt part. xD

Fucking genius.

[DarthVadetheguy]

LMFAO!!! CJ IS DOIN MARIO!!!! LMFAO

[GeorgiLucas]

lol i am playing gta 4 on pc !

and u are noob !

[Napalm146]

Yay warbonds!

[logo2479]

lmao bestone yet

[insider94]

hey hey hye hey ehyeh yheye hey

[OMGitsDSypl]

0:43 lol

[chappell37]

Noncoherent Nonsence-Hilarous

[Techwrath]

And remember kids, brush your teeth and eating people is legal now! :)

[roshougon]

LOL and by war bonds lol

[ralphy329]

the sex scene was from

mass effect

[UchihaClanGuy]

LOL

[MarvelMaster7]

some of those were pretty funny. especially the random ones

[SandJsDAD]

the best one yet BY FAR!!!!

[xlilsasuke4x]

what is 1:00 from

[1337l34113r2]

GTA san andreas

[OrdinaryHouseStudios]

gta 2 or 3

[oOPandaMonsterOo]

MARIOS A FAGGOT

[GeniePix]

i send these all the time, and they are funny, i never see me

[arrowcarver]

they get about 2 billion submits a week, your chances are high. Keep submitting!

[tomatoesofdoom]

2 BILLION? FAIL. 2 billion people dont even have internet.

[arrowcarver]

You must be the biggest idiot on the planet. For one, i was talking figuratively. For two, they get lots of spam. And theres like 5 billion people in the world as popular as the internet is you never know.

[tomatoesofdoom]

Actually there is 7.2 billion people in the world, and more like it only about 30 percent of that has internet. and not all those people would be sending halo 3 videos of voicemail theatre

[arrowcarver]

Did you look up how many people there are too make me look stupid?

[ClassOf200718]

Actually, you did a great job of that all by yourself. Your parents must be so proud.

[bluedragon270]

another 2 billion don't have wifi for labtops

[Tinman11223344]

can you spell laptops? xD

[Darthplax]

all those guys made it on machina.

[Zenmonstars]

Lol I will Destroy your head

[XxWoWglitchesxX]

Nipples bleed lmao

[ItsJustBrownAndWater]

AHAHAH finally voicemails good again

HEY!! hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

[LosTimeProductions]

lol. This is one of the greatest episodes ever! You should allow more messages like this onto the show.

[IceyIronMan117]

0:54 is awesome.

[NyneOfKlubs]

Voice mail theater telling us to be original.... that is the epitome of irony.

[CLAYDUDES1]

i got a boner for 8 hours am i gonna die? LOL!!!

[crix3]

wow....hot coffee mario

[StuckenFoned]

lol, the Mario part was funny...hell. All of it was funny.

[marcsaysftw]

funny

[towliejj]

nice

[ECWUSA1995]

is the name of g-mod really g-mod or is it an abreviation for somthin?

[vikingdeath1]

g-mod is Garry's Mod, and its Alot of fun once you get used to it.

[LordSwordbreak]

hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey machinima! :D lol!

[sonicsheshomaru]

a lighting bolt that strikes the head of my dick!?!?!?!?!?

wtf

[affemeister]

hahaha i dont wanna know how many incoherent nonsense messages machinima gets :S

[Garo112]

WTF! LOL

[Itz6ot]

lame

[dvl5001]

lol 1:08 - 1:12

[xGHxLankyxGHx]

the first "hey" is my favourite

[Rcrby525]

hey, hey, hey........Hi, machinia

[RadicalEdward2]

OMG 1:19 to 1:40 XD

[yoshi561]

during the "incoherent nonsense" part i thought that like half of those ppl were having seizures while they had their mics on

[NightFire3133]

I couldnt stop laughing at that part though.

[PohatuJr]

War bonds?! I'll take twelve!!

[EagleProz]

0:35 HEYY MACHINIMA!!!!1

[Incogneatus]

I encourage more physical threats.

[KF121Studios]

FINALLY SOME CALL OF DUTY 4!!!

[LethalAxis]

i have a boner for 8 hours

am i gonna die?

rofl

[kename27]

hey machinima hey-hey-hey-hey! hey (squeaky voice) machinima...ect. = rofl

[xboxfr3kish]

*hey-hey-hey-hey meachinima-heyyy machinimaa*

i shit my plants then

[superflossman]

nice!  finally got on voicmail theater!

[ECWUSA1995]

whats with the Half life things howd they get them to look like thier having an orgasm? u kno wit the twitchin and shit

[Guandy]

gmod

[markirey716]

finally a voicemail theater worth 2 minutes and 23 seconds of my life

[97newtanave]

that was a good message to everyone out there who sends in crappy voice mails

[navyseal1000]

LMFAO!!! CJ IS DOIN MARIO!!!! LMFAO

[DoubleMoonz]

lulz, CJ is doin' Mario xD

[caboose1234543]

"I just watched one of ur vids and i got a boner for 8hrs....am i gonna die?"

lawlz

[Techwrath]

Haha Mass Effect "sex scene" (not really), now it has gotten funny again.

Incoherent Nonsense: "HA!*blows in mic*"

[NightZaber]

my puppy is bad

[Boscar94]

incoherent nonsense was best few few few few few!!!!

[chick5581]

These are videos that I like! haha Cool beans. You don't see stuff like that often.. haha sarcasm! Make more please! (=

[felixblogger]

rofl...thats the voicemail theater i love! hilarious shit!

[SuperJonnyMario]

rofl

[homemarks]

WTF CJ fucking mario XD that fuck up

[conal19844444]

Best one so far XD

[KaitoMiki]

Great episode ever i been waiting for this

[bioniclecritic]

LOL! Nice

[pimplalopimp]

can somebody tell the url of the funny halo 3 lag

[coooldude848]

thats the matchmaking series...

at least i think

im not sure

[umx48]

seems machinima is getting fairley good with garrys mod.

[Hellraiserjz]

OMG i couldn't breath durring the Incoherent Nonsence part, why cant they be on machinima, they are what makes Voicemail theater funny. Allong with other funny vids =)

[MiniMaster381]

1:32

[MiniMaster381]

1:34 is where I almost died laughing.

[mixtertrix]

I hope with the pysical threats that they dont remove some like "machinima I know it was you threw a brick in my window *smash OH YOU DID IT AGAIN...I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU MACHINIMA I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU" I love those lol

[sexciicristina]

this shit is hilarious!

i love how u put together the video game.

CJ from GTA San Andreas and mario!

HAHAHAHAHA! Genius!!!

[mixtertrix]

REPORTED AS

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lol

[TheGrayWo1f]

"HEY MACHINIMA!"

I love these vids keep insulting retards.

It's hilarious.

[GmasterFunk]

these only get worse and worse

[sabertoothray]

HEY MACHINIMA!!!!!

[Upchuckcamaloo85]

couldnt stop laughing on the random noises part!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lolololol­olololololololololol

[GearsofWarFilms]

1:34 i cant stop laughing!!

[Nazuris]

1:23 may have been me

:D

[ECWUSA1995]

that was u? wait the dragon one or the gmod one?

[Nazuris]

the mario dragon, i was gargling water into the mic

i forgot if i sent it

it probably isnt me :P

[FrogBlastTheVentCore]

fuck off

[Nazuris]

What?

Why?

[DRTisKING]

War bonds LOL

[PABSICLE14]

gay as always

[Skiwiz1]

hey machinnnaammaa rofl that part makes me laugh so hard

[521182]

I expect future episodes to be better now

[anubisgothlord]

God dammit Jon stole my joke and got on voicemail theater!

[Eagle021001]

Lol the irony is that, what not to do is being shown in a voice mail.

Lol was funny especially that oral sex shit, disturbing ey.

[SemiSpark]

Not Bad

[ObeseSpecOps]

After watching this, you just KNOW countless numbers of people will make messages containing all of the things you shouldn't do in hopes of being funny.

[dom7181992]

lol the part with mairo in it was funny as hell.

[osborne1992]

oh my god!! that incoherent noise part make me piss myself!! fucking hell that was funny

[Bladeson64]

i think they just saved the series with this video

[BRONCOWEN]

Lol, ......and BUY WAR BONDS!

[drob1107]

Finally the funny is back! lol

[ECWUSA1995]

lol, wow, mahcnima is getting very sexual latly in thier visuals

[nameistaken]

one of those incoherent noises sounded familiar

[gonnalaughatyou]

BAHAHAHA!  But where's Nannerpus?

[hypnotizedpro]

rambows made of pretty colors

[zewfilms]

can someone plz tell me wut to send to them do i send just my voice or do i send a voice and vid

[Y2Jake]

Definitely better than the previous ones. Also, what's wrong with Garry's Mod-esque random nonsense? That's the best kind of nonsense. Unless it's made by little American kids with their faggot high-pithced voices and their attention span of less than a goldfish...

[Roboto6]

i strongly agree

[ECWUSA1995]

omg are you serisus, wow british kids have the MOST ANNOYING HIGH PITCH VOICES ON EARTH!!!!!!!!!! Its the funniest thing thier is little british people, but yea regardlesss of nationality little kidds are pretty annoying

[VeyronboyV1]

I bet you're fucking annoying to talk to, stop trying to insult the British. fail.

[ECWUSA1995]

lol he made fun of americans, so why cant i make fun of brits? and i am right british kids age 11 and under are extremly annoying just as american kids 11 and under are, lol, you fail, figure out what your talking about b4 u jump into convos like that lol

[MrPoulter]

LOL 1:29 !

[sweetnichd19]

Finally a FUNNY one!!

[hussi434]

lol

[studioARE]

"I have had a boner for 10 hours. am I gone die?"

[NorwegianChris]

WHAT THE FUCK IS MARIO AND CJ DOING!?

[Swiftfreddy]

Practicing their Wrestling moves >.>

[Qeter1]

18 + only sorry

[davebarkworth123]

Nice, your really pulling back Machinima. Keep it up.

[RedRaiderFilms]

I like this one, better then recent

[somedood99]

yahz im gonna do my voicemail with a chinese accent

[xIITiiNNEYIIx]

wow its actully funny for once

[WoWsecrets2008]

hey machinima

[FLEXDOLAMITE]

"And buy war bondS!" lol

[BGstudiosB17]

who cares if yor first get a life

[MagnusDune]

lol! that was great!

[sniperwarrior23]

wow finaly a good voice mail

[Techwrath]

The incoherent nonsense was the funniest thing ever!! "AAAAAAAH pppp!!"

[mrtremix]

lol ahhaahhah

[masterchief1658]

im the one who said i will fucking kill ur ass thank u and good night!!!!!!

[aptspire]

Hey Machinima, mmmh-mmmh, if you don't put this message on youtube, I'm gonna djmsfvofjferioKDSK`WMVN

=

You're doing it WRONG

[sangolt88]

lol bugs

[fable2fan1]

wtf at 1:26 O.o

[wilsonb1992]

incoherent nonsense is the best hahahaha

[GroundZer0Media]

FIRST! HAHA BITCHES!

[drumguy2007]

you fail

[JohnScamanski]

lololololololololol

[sebbef]

wtf

[TehToastererererer]

It's funny again!!!!!

[slackerzac]

Machinima presents "The March, of War.

[Wordup94]

lol funny

5/5

[snager80]

awesome.

[spintopbikes]

i loved it at 1:28

[joodude]

Oh my god I need to stop laughing so hard XD

[BioHazardAlert]

HOLY SHIT LITTLE MY BROTHERS AT 1:26 :D

he says "RESIDENT EVIL 5 DEMO?!?!?!? AAAAAAAAAAAH" btw

[BioHazardAlert]

and thats "my little brother" not "little my brother"

[aijj34r]

wait can someone read the discription cuzzz i cant tell if their ganna stop VMT

[ganonman8]

Basically: If you're a fan of VMT, then don't send mail, but those who have never heard of VMT, or hate VMT are free to send mail

[Thezillionth]

MINES IN THERE!!!

[cprfilmz]

yaya

[infernob00m]

two best quotes ever - "i will destroy your head!" and "i will F*C*K*G kill you! Thatnk yo and good bye."

[28trigrams]

..just end the series whats the point of uploading.... :(

[nahmonky12]

funny how they say be origional but they continue to put parts in that i can find the reference from really easily

[h3ct0r182]

finally a good episode hehe

i dont even know how to send a mail without saying hey machinima hehe

[GreedyVoulcorn]

i think i was one of the ones that said hey machinima i was in a video yesss!!!!!!!!!!!

[Critrix21]

irony....by doing everything wrong to get on VMT they got on. LOL

[1blackice1]

Great episode! Maybe we will see some better voicemails from now on.

...Dose the US government even sell war bonds anymore? If they did it might help the economy a bit.