Advice for Young Girls From The Little Mermaid

[harpsealgirl]

Im a mermaid and I find this vary offensive.

[kagnomi]

For me, I couldn't watch Little Mermaid cause I couldn't get over how stupid Ariel was. She became human and allowed a guy she knew nothing about to take her home.

[EzperanzaJuliet]

WTF!!!!!!

[Sooshie]

0:35 WT....? xDDDD

[juliannateague]

wtf.. ?

[hahha6471]

i love dish video >.<'

[Yayu88]

My best feature is my voice... so I sold it for plastic surgery. :D

EPIC

[KhyronDesintegrado]

She looks like Jenna Haze

[AnotherMartian]

ROFLMFAO

[Sarahlynnklink]

You people do realize none of this is serious. It's Second City- It's supposed to be funny and not be taken seriously. It's making fun of the fact that Disney movies don't always have the best morals when you look at it through an ADULT perspective.

[tresmarias3000]

your so nice

[Mitzyclick]

Not trying to cause any arguement here or be cocky, and I know its just a joke. But I hate it when people try to give disney classics such a bad reputation. Seriously, just leave them alone.

[SkittleBurstsxoxo]

@Mitzyclick That crappy movie gave itself a bad name.

[TheCrimsonRex]

@SkittleBurstsxoxo , That masterpiece has one of the best names in cinema history.

[SkittleBurstsxoxo]

@TheCrimsonRex Opinions, opinions.

[joe88john]

@Mitzyclick

Personally, I agree with u. The chick in the video has no idea what she is talking about. Lets see her produce a movie that made $211 million. Also, without disney classics, we would be stuck with the original stories full of rape, decapitation, canabolism, and other horrid things not meant for most audiences.

[TheCrimsonRex]

@Mitzyclick , I agree. The film never hurt anyone. In fact, it helped many people.

[marcuswlnd3]

Favorited you

[JHeartMeh]

Lol, nice.

[Lina45a8]

What kind of advice is this....

[dilutedembreo1]

i think i love you

[TheCrimsonRex]

One - Ariel is an animated character, not a cartoon character, there's a budget difference,

Two- Ariel ran away from home under emotional distress

Three- People are entitled to collect whatever they feel like having

Four- The film is not antifeminist, it's gender neutral

Five- Ariel is not a role model, but she is a developed character.

[GueiGirl]

@TheCrimsonRex

Get a god damn fucking life outside of The Little Mermaid. Or even get a job or an education. I heard there was a Wendy's hiriing nearby where I live.

Get out of your basement and get a life outside of Disney. End of story.

[TheCrimsonRex]

@GueiGirl , I do have all of that which you're suggesting.

I just don't care for this video because it is grossly incorrect, poorly acted, poorly formatted, and promotes hatred toward quality entertainment.

I like entertainment, I myself am an entertainer, The Little Mermaid provided good quality.

[TheCrimsonRex]

This video is incorrect.

[PokeemonGamez]

9gag anyone?

[JilleyWillyNilly]

"My best feature is my voice- ah-ah-ah-ah- so I sold it for plastic surgery."

[TheCrimsonRex]

@JilleyWillyNilly, Ariel's best feature is her personality, as with anyone. She traded one anatomical feature for another unwisely, everyone knows that.  And then again, don't we all make really horrible decisions?

[JilleyWillyNilly]

@TheCrimsonRex

XD Calm down, will you?

Sweetie, I was just quoting the video. It was a line I thought was funny.

Go have some tea, or something.

[TheCrimsonRex]

@JilleyWillyNilly , my mistake.

Accept my apology.

[JilleyWillyNilly]

@TheCrimsonRex

Oh, it's no problem. Sorry if I seemed a bit rude, I assumed you were just picking a fight because, well, it's the internet. I shouldn't have treated you like that, so I'm sorry, too.

[EVideoJ77]

I'm an ordinary human instead of a beautiful princess mermaid, and I love that.

BEST LINE EVER!

[smithmanish]

mommy why cant we get rid of crabs?? (1:08)

[GeorgiaisEmofly99]

these Fairy-Tale-Princess' are SO blonde/dumb/meish

[kuriaame]

do not talk to a man untel he kisses you on the lips 1st

[TheCrimsonRex]

@kuriaame, that's a common misconception about the film's plot, originally she wasn't going to get her voice back at all.

[cluelesss411]

I love this! PLEASE do more "advice from a cartoon princess" videos!!

[TheCrimsonRex]

No, this is wrong to those who like the films.

[ichigo1chan]

I love the "advices froma cartoon princess'' series...you should try Cinderella or Mulan or Sleeping beauty...anyway :) u should do more of these..they're soo funny

[TheGoopyGloop]

PREPARE FOR A TASTE OF JUSTICE, EVIL DOERS!!!

[wissem6]

Girl you miss a tooth, you're lieing to yourself if you believe you're an idol :)

[juliaw4]

LOL love disney movies, still think it's funny

[littellmonster]

thats not at all funny girs dont need be to told to run away or be told they nned to change ow they look!

[Naruhinaluver15]

@littellmonster they're being ironic calm down

[littellmonster]

@Naruhinaluver15 feww

[aLeXiSMaRieBee]

I only JUST NOW got the crabs joke at the end..

Wow.. And I've seen this a billion times..

Hahaha(:

"It is impossible to get rid of crabs" xD

[SuperBroadwayNerd]

This is stupid. 

[xxThroughThePainxx]

Guys. Grow up or shut up. It's a parody, and there's an 'x' button in the top right corner of your screen for a reason.

[mdredheadguy1979]

LoL!

[lizzykorwan]

neither do u



[TheGiverOfDarkness22]

Every Disney movie has its funny flaws so stop acting like theirs nothing to laugh about. My favorite Disney movie is Beauty and the Beast and her video for that one was hilarious. stop looking at it as making fun of. Its more of picking out all the things that you would normally never do in real life. lol

find a stranger to obsess over and then genetically modify yourself for that stranger" lol

Im an ordinary human instead of being a beautiful princess mermaid and i love that" lol

[bentleytg3]

this is the worst advice thing EVER.

[MelissaTicky]

HOW MANY MORE TIMES MUST A CLICK LIKE BEFORE I SEE MORE OF THESE!?

[123lenaj]

Nnmbvgghkk Bbb

[dancepiglover]

I liked the obsession over the stranger and genetically modifying yourself. That is so what she did! "Daddy, I love him!" They hadn't even met at all!

[lizzykorwan]

thats not rite come on seriously don't watch this crap

[TheGiverOfDarkness22]

@lizzykorwan Not right. This is right. can you honestly say youd do everything that the princess do in the Disney movies. I love the Disney movies especially Beauty and the Beast. but all shes doing is picking out the things in Disney movies that you yourself would never do. 

[lizzykorwan]

@TheGiverOfDarkness22 uh hello its stupid would you realy go through all those things to impress someone thats just wrong but do what you want don't say i didnt warn you

[TheGiverOfDarkness22]

@lizzykorwan no thats not what i said. i said shes picking out all the things in Disney movies that you would never do in real life. i wasnt saying its right to do those things.i was saying what she was picking up from the movie was right. because its technically all true when you think of it in that way. i never said nothing about it being good advice..i was saying its little funny flaws that are in Disney movies...every movie in the world has a funny flaw. you have no humor

[lizzykorwan]

@lizzykorwan neither do u

[wcm0782]

You're really stupid!!!

[Blubarry123]

I love the random sounds she makes throughout the vid!!! XD

[Pexi101]

LOL LOVED this video!!!!!! PLEASE make more like this!!!!!!

[nilecitygangsta]

It IS impossible to get rid of crabs. SO random, love it!

[FloatOn23]

REALLY WITH THE LYSOL ADS?? COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!

[WiggleTick]

Lol Basic Disney Message! Jk!

[BackBeforeDark]

Ariel traded her voice for legs and a vag...

Got it.

[DuneFanatic1]

omg i love that rapunzel quote because the WHOLE time I watched Tangled, I was thinking that.

"If you have a mother who wants to protect you from all the evil in the world, you should run away from her. She's probably a witch who kidnapped you. You're actually probably a princess."

[STATUSISZOMBIE]

@DuneFanatic1 where does it say that?

[manatca]

The ending is pretty fantastic.

[lillybob231]

they should really meke 1 about jazmine from aladin she ran away and wears skanky clothing and probably is a pole dancer at a night club.

[tweekyseagull]

I hate Cinemax!!!



[AdinasBeauty]

Airi suzuki teeth <3

[KingNayilz]

I loved that. Thanks. I am still smiling.

[richardribuffo]

are people really offended. the real question is, how come someone has thought of this already? its genius. had lots of fun watching your videos at 2am when there was nothing to do and couldnt sleep. cant wait to see jasmin and cinerella.

[hawkthree]

The real fairy tale had a realistic ending. The Little Mermaid fades away as whitecaps because the prince picked another girl to be his true love.

[YaoiHuntressEarth]

@hawkthree Although in the original Hans Christian Anderson version had her become a spirit-like creature who would eventually earn her eternal reward. That one definitely had a more religion in it.

[TheGoopyGloop]

@YaoiHuntressEarth *Punches you both in the face*

[Nick10B]

Your a disgrace to girls

[ScarfifyMadge]

I hate when people say Ariel abandoned her friends and family for a man. No, she didn't- she ALWAYS wanted to be on land, Eric was just the last straw in her decision to go to Ursula. She already wanted to be human before Eric.

[gothsliketacos]

I'd like to see Areil on hoarders.

[smartheart1261]

this ariel video is very

[ReneeC43]

Make some more!! I love this girl she's hilarious :D

[Andyfishy2005]

i never realized that ariel was hoarder until seeing this XD

[LazyPinkPanda]

@amomnamedtrish, if you don't monitor what your FOUR YEAR OLD child does on the internet, wow. Woooooow. You just won the dumb parent of the year award. No child that young should ever have access to the internet without constant supervision. You're the one who doesn't sound very educated.

[nataliacism]

00:34 - 00:37 BEST PART. XD

[izzybellyable]

This is my favorite series you guys made! And as some other people said already do Jasmine next!

[HeatherLeighJERSEY]

so i sold it for plastic surgery lol!

[HussoGT]

If your dad loves you RUN! HE IS GONNA RAPE YOU!!!!!!

[Kkyyrruu]

OMG. I love the disney classics movies even to this day and thought this was hilarious. I love you twisted everythign around XD It really makes you think "damn... wow that was kind of in the movie huh?" lol

[theatergeeksjk24601]

that ending was singlehandedly the best thing in the world! i laughed so hard at her stare!

[amomnamedtrish]

@queenwhatever: shame on you for judging my parenting skills! I'm a great parent because I was able to catch this trash you call a video! Go back to school and graduate from college will you. You don't sound very educated. Shame on you!

[amomnamedtrish]

@zefellows and @queenwhatever: it's a digital age and can I help that my daughter is computer literate and is smart enough to search for little mermaid?! It's very disturbing to find people who waste their time making passive aggressive vids. You're father should be ashamed.

[narfpoit77]

I'll never understand Ariel's appeal--to adult women! Who should be intelligent!

The message is that you should mutilate yourself for the love of some random dude who doesn't know you exist. Fabulous.And we wonder why modern girls are growing up so...well, like they are.

Disney princesses. Bleagh.

[Connielopez420036]

wow!

[zombiegirl626]

"I sold my soul for a vagina and a man I don't know!"

[engela2]

this one is the best hahhahaha

[venusarchetype]

How about one from beauty and the beast? Stockholm syndrome?

[amomnamedtrish]

I'm flagging this I found my four year old daughter listening to this trash! Unacceptable!

[TheAwesomelady123]

@amomnamedtrish I know i have a AWESOME dad that i would never run away from!

[Queenananasa]

@amomnamedtrish What the hell is your 4 years child doing in a computer in the first place?????? what a terrible parent!!!!!

[zfellows]

@amomnamedtrish lol... don't let your four year-old on youtube?

[dmondell]

@amomnamedtrish ummm monitor your 4 year old when she's on the internet then, this video is supposed to be funny

[SoSimplyCharmed]

;o; Scary. Scary. Scary. -hides under my bed- x-x

[Halimatufts]

I hate this it's stupid blaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kinkynikkie7]

More of these please, they are perfect.

[Xgreenq618X1]

That is a pretty dress

[Shanmalon]

why run away from a father that loves you???i love my father!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Tony53177]

Comedic genius. 5 stars!

[28intrigue]

love this...very funny

[rashb]

Genious! Love the ending crabs bit.

[araMannA]

Lol!

[SilverDommi]

I think Princess Aurora (Sleeping Beauty) needs to help out some young girls

[loudyetlovely]

Little Mermaid used to be my favorite disney movie, until one day like a couple years ago all these things dawned upon me about that movie, and i can never look at it the same again.. haha at least someone agrees with me ! Still great music though..

[ookami3380]

whats in your beach bag?

[americanmouth15]

ehhh...tht wasn't very funny. :///

[Kano13vilo]

There is a real problem when these STUPID commercials are longer than the actual video!

[MignonLailie]

She wasn't exactly an ordinary human because I think she married a prince and so she's still royalty. But I understand the point you were trying to make: being a mermaid princess is way more fascinating than being just another human princess.

[IbnFawzi]

Mmmm, junk.

[lmfpmj]

There needs to more of these!

[miclady]

o.O ..

what

the

fuck ?

[Aepotheosis]

yes. obey your controlling father

[AnimeCanuck]

This is both pretty funny - and awful. I mean, I loved Ariel! I still love Ariel. The Little Mermaid is my favourite. But, you've picked it apart well. Key points. Great job. ... XD

Argh?!

[brittanygeenalevine]

shes so damn cute!

[miguelangelrocks]

I need a Cinderella one. My friend was Cinderella for the school play. She got kinda crushed when I showed her these... I wonder how she would react if she saw a Cinderella one....

[keegancin]

Your ugly, your mouth is annoying

[XxDanaShepxX]

If it was from Rapunzel she would be like. Always grow your hair out to a ridiculous length so random princes can come and climb up it :D

[HinataHyuga9927]

@edwardo44 Dude, it's not trying to spread hate. It's just a parody. It's teasing the flaws in the Disney Princess series, yes, but in a good-natured way, not in a mean way. Just because you're a fan of something doesn't mean you can't laugh about it and make fun of the silly things about it. Every form of media has SOMETHING silly or ridiculous. For every series of movies, TV, or books that I love, I have a hilarious parody version that I also love. No need to be so uptight about it.

[DisneyJAM0670]

@HinataHyuga9927 I totally support this post. I would reply to the guy you replied to, but you said it all. I've actually worked my butt off in art and general education in hopes of becoming and animator for Disney and I'm watching and laughing at all of these Princess advice parodies.

[MatsEP]

@HinataHyuga9927 NO! THE LITTLE MERMAID HAS NO FLAWS!! GO AWAY

[AnimeGirl665]

more advice



[katinaanimator]

You should also fall in love with someone you've only seen from afar. And don't worry about being able to talk when you meet him - getting to know someone except on a purely surface level is a waste of time. Giggle giggle.

[kristenlusby22]

PLEASE!!!! Keep this series coming! Rapunzel, Cinderella, Jasmine, Aurora, etc! We wanna see more!

[TheMichaelsierra]

it isnt easy to explain to your sister what your watching if she walks in :P

[XLolitaxholleighX]

hahahaaa this is funny!

[danzphevr]

omg please make more of these they are HILARIOUS!

[suzang1]

Disney princess, Ariel, in TLC's Hoarders

[BMSMisFits]

please please PLEASE do one for Fiona from Shrek!!

[marylee726]

There needs to be more of these - Jasmine, Rapunzel, etc.

[TheMrzoo56]

my best feature is my voice aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa so i sold it for plastic surgery!

[TiaLovettTodd]

"My, that's a big dinglehopper. Will you put it in my whatsit?"

[DaddysGirl3181]

I hope that little girls don't take this seriously...

[beminnieme]

I love that there is at least one good piece of advice... You can never get rid of crabs! :-D

[BlameDaCookie]

do 1 with cinderella!!!

[SillyIrishPenguin]

Really, people who are stupid enough to think that these videos are serious shouldn't be allowed access to the internet.

[channyandseddiefan]

Ariel is about to give an evil sea-witch her voice, stop being a princess mermaid, and abandon her family and friends so she can marry a man she doesn't even know. This fate could have been avoided if she had a sassy gay friend.

[hnoss13]

@channyandseddiefan I was gonna say the exact same thing.

[TheFinalAlice]

@channyandseddiefan So then she can drown him in MIO.

[ColumineMiette]

@channyandseddiefan they HAVE to make this.

[LynchMobster47]

@channyandseddiefan What! (bubbles) What! (bubbles) What are you doing!? (more bubbles)

[Quiglaid]

@channyandseddiefan actually she has two ... sebastian and flounder ...

[mynameismerg]

These videos are funny, but her teeth annoy the hell outta me.

[aLeXiSMaRieBee]

Aha, this is hilarious !

[discolemonade719]

Thumbs up if they should do one with Rapunzel!!!

[Keeby12]

@discolemonade719 As Sara Bareleis said,

"The tall blonde lets out a cry of despair, says, 'Woulda cut it myself if I knew men could climb hair! Half to find another tower somewhere, and keep away from the windows!'..."

[ButterflyRedrum]

@discolemonade719 Haha yep. Snip snip.

[discolemonade719]

@ButterflyRedrum :)

[mermaidlovermermaid]

I love all of these videos I hope your going to make one about Jasmine , Cinderella & sleeping beauty

I would like to see also a rapunzel one & the princess and the frog :) keep up the great work

[karkkiliininam]

more of these!

[goldenstarwarriorcat]

LOL. 

[cearrach]

Wow, over 300 people have crabs!

[BipolarSarah]

"I'm an ordinary human instead of being a beautiful princess mermaid and I love that!"

So ironic. Love it!

[xpiratesforeverx]

Ariel should be on an episode of Horders.

[GreatMewtwo]

@xpiratesforeverx Title card, "Ariel has spent at least seven years collecting human artifices. She's got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty."

[xpiratesforeverx]

@GreatMewtwo Lol, I know I've seen the movie many times since I was little...it was a joke...

[GreatMewtwo]

For Stitch: Have your family take you in and then defend them when they find out that you are a wanted felon.

It's cool to have an extended family if and only if they are all wanna-be Pokemon.