@lol5776 I am not joking! It actually did happen! And besides that, I AM a FAN of Pablo Francisco! now why the Hell would I want that to happen if this comedian is one of my favorites! Sheesh
Dude he totally got the women's self defense. Its total bullshit. Ya a dude is gonna try and attack you completely opened up. Thats bullshit. I could legitimately scrape most of the women in the entry level self defense class.
I took one of those self defense courses with school... "EYES, NOSE, THROAT, AND GROIN, FOOT, TWIST AND... BACK OFF!!!" as if the dude who's raping you is just going to stand there while you first, gouge his eyes with your fingernails, then break his nose, then punch him in the throat, THIGH his groin (it's hard to get so small a target with your knee), step on his foot, twist your high heel in and yell "BACK OFF!!!" just like he did XDD
NO, HANDSOFF,GETAWAY, scccratch...what i dont get that NOT TODAY, knee to the groin (thump), knee to the groin (thump), knee to the groin (thump) ..like someone really ataacks you like this..Come here I LAUGHED SO HARD THAT WAS THE BEST PART
You say Jonas Brothers, i say ur a homo, they suck
92 % of kids have turned to rap, pop, and hip hop. If your one of the 8 % who like to headbang and ROCK OUT, copy and paste to 4 videos. Unless your one thats scared to stand up for real music
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Voice announcer was the best. Every other joke blows. Is so lame and so white and corny. The sad part hes not even white. I am white so people dont sent me messages calling me racist
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Are you fucking retarded? I'm guessing you're one of those dumb asses they wear there pants below there ass ,and walk like you got something up your ass right?
Actually no i am not a wigger. My pants are worn at the waist. I do like things up my ass. To be honest i am a bigger homo then Pablo Francisco. Dont get mad buddy i ll plug ur stink hole a few time so u wont feel left out. Cheer up theres plenty of man juice to go around;-)
From time to time i like to swing both side of fences. But nothings better then a tight smelly hairy butthole. Lewis i would love to feel how demonic ur penis is ;-) I am sure you ll make me a very happy sailor!!
i've heard that being homosexual stems from childhood; the kids who get molested, they can't help it. but see, it comes from stimulation of the prostate gland, which is why they shoot milk out of their asses. hence, the word "ass milk." these dudes grow up w/ personal shame and become accustomed and addicted to gay sex. this is why you see such radical behavior from jayster4070. this may be speculation but it makes sense to me. i don't they're born that way either... never heard of a "gay gene."
I don't even remember what I said so Obviously I don't but thanks for taking your calling me a faggot it's obvious you have nothing to better to do with your time then be a troll on youtube : / Pathetic
LMFAO
MrWolfMange 2 weeks ago
M5
madguitar91 3 weeks ago
I now know that I should not drink soda while listening to him.
PovZ123 2 months ago
This was the funniest fucking thing I've seen for 5 months!!
BTW, did anyone else think that smirk at 0:46 was sexy?
xXxTwiggyzLovexXx 3 months ago
What? I don't get that.
MrAdmiralKennedy 4 months ago
Becca's dad (from Vampires Suck) made 16 accounts to dislike this.
xsourpatchdinox5 5 months ago 2
I'm dying over here!!! XD
PlatoBear7 5 months ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Pablo Francisco
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TheDelta0214 5 months ago
aha...240p...we meet again...
Kaitg96 6 months ago
So many wins
underglow60 6 months ago
My dumb iPod has this stupid thing of like flagging, I accidentally tapped the button sorriez.
TheDelta0214 7 months ago
@TheDelta0214 lol yeah right smartass
lol5776 5 months ago
@lol5776 I am not joking! It actually did happen! And besides that, I AM a FAN of Pablo Francisco! now why the Hell would I want that to happen if this comedian is one of my favorites! Sheesh
TheDelta0214 5 months ago
@TheDelta0214 one more thing: why it hell capital? it shouldnt be.
lol5776 5 months ago
@lol5776 Why spell God with a capital G? It shouldn't be. It is, but it shouldn't be.
PjaerBjork 2 days ago
0:06
marcz4100 7 months ago
0:58 Is that Udo from Accept?
blackieratt 7 months ago
"NOT TODAY"! ROLMAO!
SOCCERNUT32 8 months ago
123 people seem to confuse cats with ducks.
RockaBanner 8 months ago
i love his smile when he goes NEOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
angeldiego1007 9 months ago
LOL!
Pablo is very popular here in Scandinavia. I hope he visit Stockholm soon.
vxo2010 10 months ago
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Pablo is very popular here in Scandinavia btw
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vxo2010 10 months ago
Pablo looks like Adam Sandler! :D
kamalamasama 10 months ago
put it on ur eyes go like that
modawsome 1 year ago 4
haha i love 00:09
dirtylilsecrets6207 1 year ago
Not today lol
alastair86 1 year ago
0:08
Naruto5tails 1 year ago
"knee to the groin"
"knee to the groin"
"knee to the groin"
Like someone really attacks you like this X
TheJoeman654321 1 year ago 20
self defense course SO TRUE LOL
Kurdy1318 1 year ago
XD I had a male teacher and he was the best self defence teacher I know. We actually LEARNED how to kick someone's ass.
LylaDagger 1 year ago
"Put it on your eyes, go like that."
ShawnWeindorf 1 year ago
hey this guy is histarical
theoutcast1011 1 year ago
holy shit this guy is too funny
izEnii 1 year ago
you:*knee to the groin*
disembodied voice: FINISH HIM!
You/attacker: O.o
YugiDmega 1 year ago
hahaha, if someone EVER attacked me like that, I would've fucking let them rape me because I would be paralized from laughing my ass off xD
albamababe 1 year ago 3
@albamababe wow thts funny
theoutcast1011 1 year ago
he sounds like a duck lmao
crazysim9 1 year ago
i wanna see anotha stand up from dis guy
chentex83117 1 year ago
haha this guy is fucking FUNNY
he's the bestt
itube101a 1 year ago
LOOLL Damm, I bet Pablo himself cant imagine how FUCKING funny this is!
ThyMiguez 1 year ago
Dude he totally got the women's self defense. Its total bullshit. Ya a dude is gonna try and attack you completely opened up. Thats bullshit. I could legitimately scrape most of the women in the entry level self defense class.
Jswizzle217 1 year ago
his cat voice is epic XDD my effing god i think im dieing here lol
emocheshire222 1 year ago
your gay
Earlys611 1 year ago
Security!!!!!! MAC that mofo...LOL
govtiscool 1 year ago
SCRATCHhhhhhhhhh xD!
Not today!!
RaVerGaBe 1 year ago
HANDS OFF!
BJM87 1 year ago
Lol
MaLcoLmXYanZ 1 year ago
Respond to this video...
AngelloMessi 1 year ago
I love that smile after he yells," NYEEOOOO." LOL.
SweeneyFan17171 1 year ago 12
"You want some of this? *squirt juice* SHIT!"
MonarthTheDragon 1 year ago 10
I took one of those self defense courses with school... "EYES, NOSE, THROAT, AND GROIN, FOOT, TWIST AND... BACK OFF!!!" as if the dude who's raping you is just going to stand there while you first, gouge his eyes with your fingernails, then break his nose, then punch him in the throat, THIGH his groin (it's hard to get so small a target with your knee), step on his foot, twist your high heel in and yell "BACK OFF!!!" just like he did XDD
WhoaKittyKitty 1 year ago
@WhoaKittyKitty my point exactly. You know my self defense. My glock 18.
Jswizzle217 1 year ago
He's like Lee Evans!
iiJaMesss 1 year ago
put it on your eyes X) to funny
chentex83117 1 year ago
At 0:47 I spit out my drink all over my laptop. (:
missvioletskye 1 year ago
COME HERE!
HAHA LIKE THAT PART
Hulkman123423 1 year ago
I LOVE "SCRATCH~"! At 0:51! iTS FUNNIEH!
Namitsukia 1 year ago
i like where he's kicking his own ass lol
darkseid6226 1 year ago
The end made me ROFL!
Starwarsrap1 1 year ago
loool
MndoSa 1 year ago
so true
dankbud 1 year ago
Put it on your eyes. Go like that.. lol
PierreProdInc 1 year ago 5
oh...my...god!!!! that's too good!!! self-defense-courses^^
nekotine4 1 year ago
it is soooooooooo funny . guiwhee 0.08
MegaPakizz 1 year ago
guwheee.....you want some of this!!!
deanvx1 1 year ago
SCratch...lmaooo
whupass360 2 years ago 3
No! Handz OFF Get Away !!! lol NOT TODAY LOL
latinkid27 2 years ago 2
NEOOOOO HANDS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lixxom 2 years ago 6
NEOOOOOO!!
HANDS OFF!!
GET AWAY!!
scratch!!
NOT TODAY!!
KNEE TO THE GROIN!!
KNEE TO THE GROIN!!
KNEE TO THE GROIN!!
fionadelosrios 2 years ago 329
@fionadelosrios
Hahahahaha
Saigansucks 1 year ago
What? I don't get that.
BlahBlahYouWho 1 year ago
@fionadelosrios knee to the groin, knee to the groin, knee to the groin. FINISH HIM!!!
jlc2100 1 year ago
@fionadelosrios that sounds like my lunatic neighbor
BrokenAeros 8 months ago
Like someone really attacks you like this!!! haha :D
spartanxxx17 2 years ago 8
Knee to the groin xDD
NumaNumaYeahBitch54 2 years ago
NNNNNNOO!!!
o0oWizKido0o 2 years ago 5
lol u want someof this pllk shit! plk rub it in ur eyes lol
Airsoft260 2 years ago 6
NOT TODAY!!!!!!
bdriz16 2 years ago 5
lol "COME HERE" >:D :D
toxic996 2 years ago 3
HOLY FUK My stomach hurts from LOL
Lorinsette 2 years ago 12
oh my god his cat noise...
XD
BlindxBomberxPirate 2 years ago 151
NO HANDS OFF GET AWAY *scratch* what.. i dont get that? NOT TODAY knee to the ground. <3
IM GOING TO PABLO THE 25TH!!<3333
HatethisplaceX 2 years ago 3
You mean knee to the groin?
Gotekk0016 2 years ago 6
knee to the groind or whatever... the private area xD not the ground... :P
NitroReaper 2 years ago 3
@HatethisplaceX dude, its groin lol
bluemeat 2 years ago
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haha yeah knee to the ground XD
MG5319 2 years ago
Knee to the GROIN*.
Imtehbestz 2 years ago 12
i thnk russell peters is second funniest comedian he use to be number 1 cause of pablo francisco #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pablo pablo pablo
Denzel5142 2 years ago 10
You want some of this! hey bitch you want some cmon *quackk* SHIT!! put it on your eyes cmon
LMFAO!!!!!!!!! 2 funny
dravenroughnecks 2 years ago 14
NO!
HANDS OFF!!!
GET AWAY!!
*scratch*
mydisease7 2 years ago 10
Not today
Scratch
msane4XX 2 years ago 3
YOU WANT SOME OF THIS??
SHIT!!
7yr0n3 2 years ago 2
this dude is funny as hell! oMg!!
MomyMora 2 years ago 5
lmao pablo francisco one of the best comedians ever no doubt!
Funnychet 2 years ago 5
I rely think this dude sniffs some cocaine after a show. He is always pretty agitated. But the jokes are great :D
R4Zy3L 2 years ago 5
this shit is sooo hillarious, funniest guy ever
JonnyPaine 2 years ago
You seen the self defense courses?
NO! HANDS OFF!
LOL XD
Wolfreak101X 2 years ago 8
hahah the duck again from the other video funny
ghvgh2 2 years ago
ahahahahaha OMFG this guy is BRILLIANT!
alexxxbeezy 2 years ago 3
U WANT SOME OF THIS ?? xD
moje1000 2 years ago
you want some off this!!?? hey bicth u want some a dis?!!
pssssh.......
oh shit!!
pein417 2 years ago 13
NO, HANDSOFF,GETAWAY, scccratch...what i dont get that NOT TODAY, knee to the groin (thump), knee to the groin (thump), knee to the groin (thump) ..like someone really ataacks you like this..Come here I LAUGHED SO HARD THAT WAS THE BEST PART
f3rgieferg 2 years ago 10
i did too, hilarious
MrWastelandWanderer 2 years ago
OMG!!!!!! is still spray but that shit fucking hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when it touches our skin it burns like fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i got sprayed in the face and i was on the ground in 2 seconds
Roycbaby11 2 years ago 6
dont force urself on people then lol
hurricanebros 2 years ago
0:23...SHIT...dunno why but how he says it is fucking rediculously funny to me.
cbass5511 2 years ago
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lRyBy 2 years ago
NOOO...HANDS OFF...GET AWAY...scratch...
cstar75 2 years ago
jajajaja..... este tipo esta bien fuking loko.....
elpolilla350 2 years ago
ssssssssca-ratch
:)
DahanaBabee 2 years ago
"Knee to the groin "thump"
greatgames148 2 years ago 2
"Put it on ur eyes... Do it like this"
hahahhahahhaha
lizardguyrocks 2 years ago 2
lmfao you get all cocky: "you want some of this" iagree v v
dreamz323 2 years ago
His noises are genius!
JellysArePeopleToo 2 years ago
SCRATCH!!!
FireRunner905 2 years ago
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
BabyFantasia 2 years ago
simply hilarious
Spardda 2 years ago
"Go like that, put some on your eyes..." ROFLMFAO
Arsenkov 2 years ago 7
LOL 0:08 LOVE THAT SOUND LOL!
pAnDaZ3012 2 years ago
Actually i've seen ppl on Jerry Springer fight the way he describes at thew end lol
enginehead217 2 years ago
i totally agree!!!
carlitagrimaldi615 2 years ago
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Imagine if this guy paired up with Dane Cook!!They would be SO hilarious together!
malvarado7 2 years ago
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You say 50 Cent, I say Avenged Sevenfold
You say Kanye, I say Dream Theater
You say Soulja Boy, I say Bullet For My Valentine
You say Miley Cyrus, I say killswitch engage
You say Britney Spears, i say Disturbed
You say Jonas Brothers, i say ur a homo, they suck
92 % of kids have turned to rap, pop, and hip hop. If your one of the 8 % who like to headbang and ROCK OUT, copy and paste to 4 videos. Unless your one thats scared to stand up for real music
slipperknoter 2 years ago
GET BACK NOT TO DAY
1life4 2 years ago
This guy does the best impressions!
coriecupp 2 years ago
it true XD
cutelittelsasuke4433 2 years ago
omfg i almost fell off my chair. you fucking rule dude. XD
awesome sound effects....when you hit something i cracked up everytime.
spacedog1996 2 years ago 6
how does he make that sound
lol
jonyadegari 2 years ago
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Voice announcer was the best. Every other joke blows. Is so lame and so white and corny. The sad part hes not even white. I am white so people dont sent me messages calling me racist
Jayster4070 2 years ago
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Are you fucking retarded? I'm guessing you're one of those dumb asses they wear there pants below there ass ,and walk like you got something up your ass right?
DemonLewisxb 2 years ago
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Actually no i am not a wigger. My pants are worn at the waist. I do like things up my ass. To be honest i am a bigger homo then Pablo Francisco. Dont get mad buddy i ll plug ur stink hole a few time so u wont feel left out. Cheer up theres plenty of man juice to go around;-)
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From time to time i like to swing both side of fences. But nothings better then a tight smelly hairy butthole. Lewis i would love to feel how demonic ur penis is ;-) I am sure you ll make me a very happy sailor!!
Jayster4070 2 years ago
What the fuck seriously man All I got to say What the fuck
DemonLewisxb 2 years ago 2
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what the fuck. if hes gay he doesnt have publicly announce that shit.
mickdizzle14 2 years ago
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DemonLewisxb 2 years ago
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nahh but he pretty muched showed that he is
mickdizzle14 2 years ago
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i've heard that being homosexual stems from childhood; the kids who get molested, they can't help it. but see, it comes from stimulation of the prostate gland, which is why they shoot milk out of their asses. hence, the word "ass milk." these dudes grow up w/ personal shame and become accustomed and addicted to gay sex. this is why you see such radical behavior from jayster4070. this may be speculation but it makes sense to me. i don't they're born that way either... never heard of a "gay gene."
want2rock247 2 years ago
I don't even remember what I said so Obviously I don't but thanks for taking your calling me a faggot it's obvious you have nothing to better to do with your time then be a troll on youtube : / Pathetic
DemonLewisxb 2 years ago 13
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DemonLewisxb 2 years ago
Put it on your eyes!! =))
sk8raven 2 years ago
String of juice Lol!
Spade208 2 years ago
LOL
adamomadwog 2 years ago
knee to the groin
mangos4ever 2 years ago
NOEZ!!!
HAND OAAF!!!
PikolUploader 3 years ago
NO!HANDS OFF!GET AWAY!
maalakies 3 years ago
good for the soul
nonphixional1 3 years ago
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in need on frends on youtube!!add me cuz im bored nd i need someone to talk to!!!
thanks!!:)
Omikobfce 3 years ago
sssssscratch
Royerskater1015 3 years ago
lmao like someone really attacks you like this -spreads legs- awesome!
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Vengeance759 3 years ago
"Scratch!" hahahahaha
rosebud1213 3 years ago
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...doesnt anyone have anything else to say other than..wat he said..god youtube astounds me.
RemusLupo 3 years ago
NOT TODAY.
HustlinFlo 3 years ago 10
you want some of this brhhhhh shit!
greatgames145 3 years ago 7
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Im so sorry
DONT READ THIS
DONT STOP READING
One Day, Sally was babysitting, when the old man from next door came and took the kids away. Sally was put to the chair 3 weeks later.
Post this in 10 vids and you will live
IF NOT HOWEVER, Sally will come bedside and kill YOU on the NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY. Also dont look in the mirror... She is watching
Help
Th3DevilzReject 3 years ago
NO! HANDS OFF! GET AWAY! scratch. knee to the groin knee to the groin knee to the groin.
onelove5191 3 years ago 17
omg LMAO!!!!! i love this guy, i love that like duck noise espcially at :25 LOL.
"....NNNNNNOOOOOO!....HANDS OFF!!"
GeoAl09 3 years ago 13
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sweetappletits 3 years ago
not today =)
ljube2223 3 years ago 7
rub it on your eyes lol!!
Bassman7608 3 years ago 8
"Not today!"
Haha
GotSoulDoubt 3 years ago
"Hands off! Get away! *scratch*" classic
sharpy801 3 years ago 12
lol.. pablo is the best!
Code0666Red 3 years ago 9
ROFL!
xleahraex3 3 years ago 5
I LOVE PABLO FRANCISCO.
stephanie18166 3 years ago 10
LOL "come here"
daboom2006 3 years ago 11
knee to the groin lol
jimmyl7 3 years ago 9
funny shit
ant282 3 years ago 3
haha
jeezuz1uvm3 3 years ago 3
lol 5/5
ticochannel 3 years ago 3