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  • shes just acting she doesn't have mental problems -.-

  • i wish the world had more crazy mary's.

  • THE INTERNET NEEDS MORE MARY

  • Are you guys seriously that dumb to realize it's a joke. She would be in like a mental hospital or something if she was that dumb and she's an actress and a very talented one at that. She's super funny too :D

  • dude u guys kknow she jioking aroung u retards

  • YOU LOOK SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UNGLY MARY

  • OH MY GOD SAW MY LITTLE SISTER DO BETTER MAKE UP THEN HER AND SHES TWO!MARY IS SO STUPID SHE IS JUST REALY OUT OF HER MIND! I KNOW SHE HAS A MENTAL PROBLEM!SHE NEEDS SOME MEDACATION ARE A ABULACE!

  • you suck are you drunk?

  • she has no mental problem. mary is just a naturally funny person.

  • Haaa lmao

  • I think Kandee Johnson needs to get some tips from you Mary and learn from a master.

  • Lol

  • you rock Mary!!!!!!!!!!!

  • She really has a mental problem or what?

  • you look sooo pretty

  • Eyes are perfect, Skin is perfect, eyebrows are perfect, Hair Shiny and right, theets are perfect, room is in order. You just want to make fun in your live Mary. You are not crazy, you are just pretending to be xD. I like you ;-) Keep it on

  • You people must not know that she has a mental problem...

  • wow..what ur doing...is such an expert caring!!

  • oh..hey mary?!....what's a lipstick???

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  • *Little Pink Fella Pops Up*

    Mary: NO!

    Favourite Bit xD

  • haha. i know this is just for fun, it's just a joke, but still, u look like a stupid blond. haha. stupid funny blond.

  • I wish she would make a tutorial about playing with my wiener..

  • LMFAO I love her<3 she is so pretty and has the best sence of humor everr!!! :)

  • this was probably the biggest waste of time ):

  • wdf

  • Eww your ugly

  • What  in.... The hell did I just watch

  • you are so hot ;)

  • shut up byotch!

  • Is there really something wrong with her or no please say no

  • mario turned to maria :P

  • omfg shes funnier then hell

  • OMG, this should really be on TV . It helped me so much . :)

  • WTF? WHAT IS THIS? GOD!!!!

  • Love Mary and her antics! When will she have your own show!! Czar Star!!!

  • are you the person who made the vid with an air filled piece of rubber named sarsdart?

  • This Remind ME Of THE BIG COMFY COUCH THUMBS UP IF U AGREE!!!

  • @ryanalesia  OH YESSSS!!! <3

  • lady goo ga dosnt have a nose so she is STUPID :) lol

  • at the end u dnt look so bad

  • well then... XD

  • great yell at 1:06 LOL

  • this gay

  • How does she get herself to look so ugly????!!!!!

  • she can be more popular than shawn dawson and fred....she needs more videos

  • Kei$ha look!

  • 153 people arent lady goga

  • ur pretti

  • lol

  • nice, i luv lady gaga also nice worm thing

  • This is some seriously crazy shit but it made me laugh my ass off :D

  • Ummm..... how is she not as famous as russel peters or daniel tosh? These are the great comedians of our day people, she should be included with them!

  • does no one realize this girl is damn smart?? girl can sing and shes funny...she probly put these idol videos together herself...go mary, go mary.

  • I thought it was Lady Goo Ga!

  • this video is retarded but ur gorgeous so it's ok.

  • Your my dream girl mary!!!

  • любовь всей моей жизни!!!

  • whats with her speakin japaneese with some slinky thing hahaha

  • she may be an annoying crazy bitch but shes still hot

  • she is lady ga ga >.<

  • crazy mary is a crazy BITCH...and funny Looking wtf

  • GOT NEW VIDS:) THANKS FOR COMING FANS:) SAME GOES OUT TO THE NEW FANS WHO CAME TO SEE THEM:)

  • do all of your vibrators have eyes on them?

    that is beyond kinky

  • LOL, so.. "NOOO" LMAO. wow this is awesome <3

  • @LiveEvilEvolLove  POPRE!!!!!

  • @MrLebron007 Huh??

  • I LOVE YOU!!!!!!

  • stars make you a star.D

  • yeeaaa not funny. just freaky.

  • she needs her own channel!!

  • dildo at 1:50 lmao

  • what is wrong with her she thought she could sing on american idol and she was the #2 worst audition. she needs to get a life

  • omg she is so funny xD

  • WTF?!?! Dis bitch iz retarded! Yall R sum bamaz 4 evn lookn @ dis shyt. :/

  • She's a clown and that is fabulous! We need more clowns in this world...the good kind. Thanks, Mary. You're a riot. You made me laugh, and that's more than I can say for most of people I meet in this world.

  • And this creature is going to breed and drop off little stupid air headed twits. No wonder our world is in a world of hurt. Her parents must be soooo proud of their stupid daughter!

  • dont tthink she is crazy...i think shes hot and just needs some good cock...LOL

  • wtf is this is so gay

    

  • love ya

  • lol what the heck that pink guy keeps popping up lol

  • 1.put your hand over your mouth. 2.make a wish 3.post this to 10other videos 4.look at your hand.

  • She's the best!

  • Looks more like Kei$ha, actually. :)

  • @WireHearts Ke$ha. ;)

  • 2:37 omg!!!!!!

  • haha

  • 1:05 wth was that ?

  • you are hilarious love the faces you make

  • Luv U Mary

    

  • she needs a youtube channel!!!!!

  • i feel so sorry for her. can anyone tell me is it a joke or does she really have problems?

  • @Sampson1290 lol....its all an act!!! It began with the american idol videos which are also a fake...made by cutting real scenes of the judges and adding them to the video of "Mary" in front of a green screen. These were such a hit that they created a lot of videos of Mary...who btw is an actress who does all this. It's pretty realistic tho lol...

  • @Purplehaze1224 haha i had a feeling it was because there is another mary video where the judges say the exact same thing they do in the one where she auditions

  • marylin manson already did it, funny cause women dont normaly talk like that lol

  • this girl is stupid

  • Mary your beautiful

  • @emptymess WHAT EVERR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • wat the hell ! hahahahaha i thought it was going to be cool but ! thanx mickey 4 showing me this

  • sem graçaaaa

  • ohhhh coitadaaaaaa

  • .........speechless~

  • Same wig used in the Twilight trailer spoof... XD

  • I love marry, she rocks.....actually she is the only reason I come to youtube.....

  • it's really cool! we have some makeup prank too!

  • NO! its not funny:)

  • you fucker you dot like lady gaga you shut up ok you dot go makeing fun of lady gag you dot no lady gaga so stop you r so gay got it

  • @ThePinkwormy hey you no you dont go comment no i dont like ok go away now boo hoo hurt my feelings wah wah meany head bye bye

  • She is actually very pretty.

  • come to colorado please

  • Dont like

  • hahahahahaha she's so insane it's just hilarious xD

  • HJAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA­HAHAH!

  • this girl needs a dick

  • I'm Ol' Greeeeeeeeggggggg

  • BEST makeup tutorial EVER

  • this chick looks like Robert Zdar from Maniac Cop with that massive chin.

  • Its lady gaga you hobo bitch not lady goo ga

  • is she hi or somtin

  • yyou are so ugly ewwww when i seen you i thought of my dog and Lady Gaga would beat you in looks anyday

  • @MultiThomassmith rofl calm down have some tea and honey or thing twice before you post comments on youtube

  • WTF?

  • love this one.

  • I want to be Sars Dart.

  • youre prettier without the make up :)

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  • she prob can rock you like a hurricane in bed.

  • im gonna admit when that pink thingy popped up the first time and she screamed i jumped a little 

  • nooo stop

  • :04 v...vi..

  • I'm not sure if you guys are aware,,but some of you obviously cant figure out that this is NOT the real Mary Roach.

  • OMG, shes the crasiest girl i've ever seen! She is really PRETTY but lke SHES CRAZY

  • lol!!! i love ur videos!!!! i always cant help but laugh!!!

  • i think i just got stupidier watching this video!

  • Is this for real?

  • Is this for real? Are you really like this or is this a joke for you?

  • mary is literally one of my most favorite people on the internet

  • nice use of garageband. did u do this on imovie?

  • wow

  • If her vagina doesn't smell too much like urine and rot i might just tap that, she might be a freak in bed!

  • @myg0Troll ....what a dick head

  • @pinkjenStewart Don't quit it before you hit it.

  • @JustinBi3b3r911 I have no clue whether she's married or not but that's beside the point. People wear jewelery on the opposite of whatever "hand" they are. For example, I'm right handed so I'd wear a ring or a watch on my left hand. The reason for this is because I'm less likely to break my watch or possibly lose a gem from my ring because that's the hand I use less frequently. Make sense? I don't wear any kind of jewelery but if I did, it would be on my left hand/wrist.

  • ಠ_ಠ

  • mary are u really crazy are is this just ur get up for fame

  • if you wana look like a clown follow these simple steps

    

  • @kba1235 usually woment have an engagment ring and a wedding ring when their married or such.

  • Ur style is awesome!No one can beat UR swagg,Oh

    and ur look cute ;3

  • 1:34 y SUO SRS!

  • LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 1:06

  • 1:11 xD

  • Looks just like her!

  • Lol, that must have been fun to wash off afterwords.

  • 1:34 killed me, random Chinese is awesome xD

  • Great tutorial! I'll be sure to use this on my next hot date. I'll be sure to win them over this way. haha! Funny stuff. Great job.

  • ur funny!!

  • This is kinda weird and boring,,,

  • lmfao well u made me laugh :D

  • damn you are lucky you are hot... if not this video would be just stupid

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  • wtf you crazy bitch why do you put your vibrator in the video god and your also freakyer then lada gaga

  • I Like Freaks

  • Is that the wing from twilight trailor? lol

  • MARY!!!!:)

  • cool!

  • I could see you start to laugh when you used the eyelash brush under your nose...heheheh You need to be on Sat Night Live I swear. You goofy cross-eyes smile killes me...sooooo funny

  • I have watched this a million times and it still makes me laugh. Thanks Mary for keeping me laughing. I love all your videos

  • Mary <3 :')

  • I wet my pants big time...does mary have a fan club? I want to join please write me at et2nite@aol.com My name is John

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  • This is stupid and kinda creepy!!!!

  • ha ha you are goofy! its a good thing though.

  • You remind me of third wife. You are huge bitch.

  • you really pull off the crazyness well

  • crazy

  • wonder if she has a boyfriend? she's a little crazy but Id take her.

  • She' so cute!

  • She is Pretty you don't see pretty girls doing this type of stuff.

  • haha very funny! hey check out my lil bro his channel is johnharjo

  • nice vid ^^

  • Can anyone tell me why I dig this chick so much. It started with Amer Idol skit. I'm a big fan.POLITICS ! What else ? Funny !

  • you look like a pirate :'DD

  • We want more of crazy mary!!

  • 1:06 lol!