Are you guys seriously that dumb to realize it's a joke. She would be in like a mental hospital or something if she was that dumb and she's an actress and a very talented one at that. She's super funny too :D
OH MY GOD SAW MY LITTLE SISTER DO BETTER MAKE UP THEN HER AND SHES TWO!MARY IS SO STUPID SHE IS JUST REALY OUT OF HER MIND! I KNOW SHE HAS A MENTAL PROBLEM!SHE NEEDS SOME MEDACATION ARE A ABULACE!
Eyes are perfect, Skin is perfect, eyebrows are perfect, Hair Shiny and right, theets are perfect, room is in order. You just want to make fun in your live Mary. You are not crazy, you are just pretending to be xD. I like you ;-) Keep it on
Ummm..... how is she not as famous as russel peters or daniel tosh? These are the great comedians of our day people, she should be included with them!
She's a clown and that is fabulous! We need more clowns in this world...the good kind. Thanks, Mary. You're a riot. You made me laugh, and that's more than I can say for most of people I meet in this world.
And this creature is going to breed and drop off little stupid air headed twits. No wonder our world is in a world of hurt. Her parents must be soooo proud of their stupid daughter!
@Sampson1290 lol....its all an act!!! It began with the american idol videos which are also a fake...made by cutting real scenes of the judges and adding them to the video of "Mary" in front of a green screen. These were such a hit that they created a lot of videos of Mary...who btw is an actress who does all this. It's pretty realistic tho lol...
@Purplehaze1224 haha i had a feeling it was because there is another mary video where the judges say the exact same thing they do in the one where she auditions
@JustinBi3b3r911 I have no clue whether she's married or not but that's beside the point. People wear jewelery on the opposite of whatever "hand" they are. For example, I'm right handed so I'd wear a ring or a watch on my left hand. The reason for this is because I'm less likely to break my watch or possibly lose a gem from my ring because that's the hand I use less frequently. Make sense? I don't wear any kind of jewelery but if I did, it would be on my left hand/wrist.
I could see you start to laugh when you used the eyelash brush under your nose...heheheh You need to be on Sat Night Live I swear. You goofy cross-eyes smile killes me...sooooo funny
shes just acting she doesn't have mental problems -.-
TMtricks 1 day ago
i wish the world had more crazy mary's.
dlutke 5 days ago
THE INTERNET NEEDS MORE MARY
pocoboba 6 days ago
Are you guys seriously that dumb to realize it's a joke. She would be in like a mental hospital or something if she was that dumb and she's an actress and a very talented one at that. She's super funny too :D
aaronzcool 1 week ago
dude u guys kknow she jioking aroung u retards
rayelynn21611 1 week ago
YOU LOOK SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UNGLY MARY
Wr3cing 2 weeks ago
OH MY GOD SAW MY LITTLE SISTER DO BETTER MAKE UP THEN HER AND SHES TWO!MARY IS SO STUPID SHE IS JUST REALY OUT OF HER MIND! I KNOW SHE HAS A MENTAL PROBLEM!SHE NEEDS SOME MEDACATION ARE A ABULACE!
Wr3cing 2 weeks ago
you suck are you drunk?
Wr3cing 2 weeks ago
she has no mental problem. mary is just a naturally funny person.
ApolloWayne 2 weeks ago
Haaa lmao
985shane 3 weeks ago
I think Kandee Johnson needs to get some tips from you Mary and learn from a master.
mrlantern23 1 month ago in playlist Crazy Mary
Lol
PixieTheCat333 2 months ago
you rock Mary!!!!!!!!!!!
mcintyrefire 2 months ago
She really has a mental problem or what?
MagicalTalesOfWolves 2 months ago
you look sooo pretty
patchyandbecker 2 months ago in playlist More videos from hummpy
Eyes are perfect, Skin is perfect, eyebrows are perfect, Hair Shiny and right, theets are perfect, room is in order. You just want to make fun in your live Mary. You are not crazy, you are just pretending to be xD. I like you ;-) Keep it on
ares91286 3 months ago 8
You people must not know that she has a mental problem...
BunnysiEat 4 months ago
wow..what ur doing...is such an expert caring!!
yoyoyoitzthea 5 months ago
oh..hey mary?!....what's a lipstick???
yoyoyoitzthea 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
What's this girl real name?
Enoughyoufool 6 months ago
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Enoughyoufool 6 months ago
*Little Pink Fella Pops Up*
Mary: NO!
Favourite Bit xD
BlondeMuch97 6 months ago 5
haha. i know this is just for fun, it's just a joke, but still, u look like a stupid blond. haha. stupid funny blond.
emylicious23 6 months ago
I wish she would make a tutorial about playing with my wiener..
AvailableThisNameIs 7 months ago
LMFAO I love her<3 she is so pretty and has the best sence of humor everr!!! :)
609Freckles 7 months ago
this was probably the biggest waste of time ):
mgraviet 7 months ago
wdf
aymannaheem 7 months ago
Eww your ugly
evanisbored 7 months ago
What in.... The hell did I just watch
metallicamusic511 7 months ago 2
you are so hot ;)
AlainGTO 8 months ago
shut up byotch!
therapykiss 8 months ago
Is there really something wrong with her or no please say no
Mslani101 8 months ago
mario turned to maria :P
joke719 9 months ago
omfg shes funnier then hell
stickman28210 9 months ago
OMG, this should really be on TV . It helped me so much . :)
LittlestPetCutie1013 9 months ago
WTF? WHAT IS THIS? GOD!!!!
gigliola1235 9 months ago
Love Mary and her antics! When will she have your own show!! Czar Star!!!
TeamConceptsINC1 9 months ago
are you the person who made the vid with an air filled piece of rubber named sarsdart?
tuebsday 9 months ago
This Remind ME Of THE BIG COMFY COUCH THUMBS UP IF U AGREE!!!
ryanalesia 9 months ago
@ryanalesia OH YESSSS!!! <3
xXDenniDeLucaXx 7 months ago
lady goo ga dosnt have a nose so she is STUPID :) lol
alliethegleek 9 months ago
at the end u dnt look so bad
DivaMoney1213 9 months ago
well then... XD
tketterhagen 9 months ago
great yell at 1:06 LOL
NFLcoltsKatie 10 months ago
this gay
josephknipe 10 months ago
How does she get herself to look so ugly????!!!!!
charisma782 10 months ago
she can be more popular than shawn dawson and fred....she needs more videos
ineskica100 10 months ago
Kei$ha look!
shashukemycrush 10 months ago
153 people arent lady goga
Bobbiebutterfly12345 10 months ago
ur pretti
Bobbiebutterfly12345 10 months ago
lol
Bobbiebutterfly12345 10 months ago
nice, i luv lady gaga also nice worm thing
gagasinger2000 10 months ago
This is some seriously crazy shit but it made me laugh my ass off :D
Saggaroth 11 months ago
Ummm..... how is she not as famous as russel peters or daniel tosh? These are the great comedians of our day people, she should be included with them!
Negativerything 11 months ago
does no one realize this girl is damn smart?? girl can sing and shes funny...she probly put these idol videos together herself...go mary, go mary.
iREPthatPHAZE 11 months ago
I thought it was Lady Goo Ga!
goobyw 11 months ago
this video is retarded but ur gorgeous so it's ok.
JoleneRamsahai 11 months ago
Your my dream girl mary!!!
wavular 11 months ago
любовь всей моей жизни!!!
Babniikxp 11 months ago
whats with her speakin japaneese with some slinky thing hahaha
therealsevenb 11 months ago
she may be an annoying crazy bitch but shes still hot
suicideking666 11 months ago
she is lady ga ga >.<
runescapeman264 11 months ago
crazy mary is a crazy BITCH...and funny Looking wtf
Loserbeme 11 months ago
GOT NEW VIDS:) THANKS FOR COMING FANS:) SAME GOES OUT TO THE NEW FANS WHO CAME TO SEE THEM:)
TheAftermath365 11 months ago
do all of your vibrators have eyes on them?
that is beyond kinky
ShadowPBPBC 11 months ago
LOL, so.. "NOOO" LMAO. wow this is awesome <3
LiveEvilEvolLove 1 year ago
@LiveEvilEvolLove POPRE!!!!!
MrLebron007 11 months ago
@MrLebron007 Huh??
LiveEvilEvolLove 11 months ago
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!
CharlesTristesse 1 year ago
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you are so stupid
babydoll33012 1 year ago
stars make you a star.D
Dorkuska93 1 year ago
yeeaaa not funny. just freaky.
HOLAILoveCola 1 year ago
she needs her own channel!!
AwkwardCupcakes 1 year ago
dildo at 1:50 lmao
Mavrick1509 1 year ago 2
what is wrong with her she thought she could sing on american idol and she was the #2 worst audition. she needs to get a life
cookie63402 1 year ago
omg she is so funny xD
NinjaShyShy 1 year ago
WTF?!?! Dis bitch iz retarded! Yall R sum bamaz 4 evn lookn @ dis shyt. :/
MrCoxndix 1 year ago
She's a clown and that is fabulous! We need more clowns in this world...the good kind. Thanks, Mary. You're a riot. You made me laugh, and that's more than I can say for most of people I meet in this world.
XOMartha44 1 year ago
And this creature is going to breed and drop off little stupid air headed twits. No wonder our world is in a world of hurt. Her parents must be soooo proud of their stupid daughter!
tiredmom101 1 year ago
dont tthink she is crazy...i think shes hot and just needs some good cock...LOL
49ers4Life100 1 year ago
wtf is this is so gay
opbeast28 1 year ago
love ya
MrYoufunnyguy 1 year ago
lol what the heck that pink guy keeps popping up lol
kfaenza 1 year ago
1.put your hand over your mouth. 2.make a wish 3.post this to 10other videos 4.look at your hand.
nextgeneration456 1 year ago
She's the best!
Xzyification 1 year ago
Looks more like Kei$ha, actually. :)
WireHearts 1 year ago 20
@WireHearts Ke$ha. ;)
TheHugMuffin 8 months ago
2:37 omg!!!!!!
fantasycheer4life 1 year ago
haha
nahallfathi 1 year ago
1:05 wth was that ?
mikerozo 1 year ago
you are hilarious love the faces you make
justinRkeaton 1 year ago
Luv U Mary
mitc8141 1 year ago
she needs a youtube channel!!!!!
ManyAwsomeNoodles 1 year ago 100
i feel so sorry for her. can anyone tell me is it a joke or does she really have problems?
Sampson1290 1 year ago
@Sampson1290 lol....its all an act!!! It began with the american idol videos which are also a fake...made by cutting real scenes of the judges and adding them to the video of "Mary" in front of a green screen. These were such a hit that they created a lot of videos of Mary...who btw is an actress who does all this. It's pretty realistic tho lol...
Purplehaze1224 1 year ago
@Purplehaze1224 haha i had a feeling it was because there is another mary video where the judges say the exact same thing they do in the one where she auditions
Sampson1290 1 year ago
marylin manson already did it, funny cause women dont normaly talk like that lol
WarbladeX1 1 year ago
this girl is stupid
oxnard420 1 year ago
Mary your beautiful
emptymess 1 year ago
@emptymess WHAT EVERR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
creepyfreak88 1 year ago
wat the hell ! hahahahaha i thought it was going to be cool but ! thanx mickey 4 showing me this
nahallfathi 1 year ago
sem graçaaaa
janaina566 1 year ago
ohhhh coitadaaaaaa
janaina566 1 year ago
.........speechless~
The1113killer 1 year ago
Same wig used in the Twilight trailer spoof... XD
Slipsnob 1 year ago
I love marry, she rocks.....actually she is the only reason I come to youtube.....
jeff27ri 1 year ago
it's really cool! we have some makeup prank too!
robertone10 1 year ago
NO! its not funny:)
MrsCzechGirl 1 year ago
you fucker you dot like lady gaga you shut up ok you dot go makeing fun of lady gag you dot no lady gaga so stop you r so gay got it
ThePinkwormy 1 year ago
@ThePinkwormy hey you no you dont go comment no i dont like ok go away now boo hoo hurt my feelings wah wah meany head bye bye
mormaster 1 year ago
She is actually very pretty.
MissClaireiest 1 year ago
come to colorado please
misterbd 1 year ago
Dont like
byllhit 1 year ago
hahahahahaha she's so insane it's just hilarious xD
carmen501 1 year ago
HJAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH!
Hallonzi 1 year ago
this girl needs a dick
TBVnBIX 1 year ago
I'm Ol' Greeeeeeeeggggggg
H0W5ITG0IN 1 year ago
BEST makeup tutorial EVER
ImmaHugYou 1 year ago
this chick looks like Robert Zdar from Maniac Cop with that massive chin.
mikeholmanlovesyou 1 year ago
Its lady gaga you hobo bitch not lady goo ga
MultiThomassmith 1 year ago
is she hi or somtin
superpiggy11000 1 year ago
yyou are so ugly ewwww when i seen you i thought of my dog and Lady Gaga would beat you in looks anyday
MultiThomassmith 1 year ago
@MultiThomassmith rofl calm down have some tea and honey or thing twice before you post comments on youtube
xpiationMonkey123 1 year ago
WTF?
anarot3diiz 1 year ago
love this one.
OathOfDruid 1 year ago
I want to be Sars Dart.
TheAdultChild101 1 year ago
youre prettier without the make up :)
cooked2perfektion 1 year ago
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cooked2perfektion 1 year ago
she prob can rock you like a hurricane in bed.
JackJeckel81 1 year ago
im gonna admit when that pink thingy popped up the first time and she screamed i jumped a little
imnotash 1 year ago
nooo stop
jezzakool123 1 year ago
:04 v...vi..
yoshihawv 1 year ago
I'm not sure if you guys are aware,,but some of you obviously cant figure out that this is NOT the real Mary Roach.
Yewtubers 1 year ago
OMG, shes the crasiest girl i've ever seen! She is really PRETTY but lke SHES CRAZY
danieluv1999 1 year ago
lol!!! i love ur videos!!!! i always cant help but laugh!!!
17321sara 1 year ago
i think i just got stupidier watching this video!
sunbeamsniagara 1 year ago
Is this for real?
UltimateSelenafanDS 1 year ago
Is this for real? Are you really like this or is this a joke for you?
UltimateSelenafanDS 1 year ago
mary is literally one of my most favorite people on the internet
DramatizedRockerGurl 1 year ago
nice use of garageband. did u do this on imovie?
clmanzo123 1 year ago
wow
manderz1o1 1 year ago
If her vagina doesn't smell too much like urine and rot i might just tap that, she might be a freak in bed!
myg0Troll 1 year ago
@myg0Troll ....what a dick head
pinkjenStewart 1 year ago
@pinkjenStewart Don't quit it before you hit it.
myg0Troll 1 year ago
@JustinBi3b3r911 I have no clue whether she's married or not but that's beside the point. People wear jewelery on the opposite of whatever "hand" they are. For example, I'm right handed so I'd wear a ring or a watch on my left hand. The reason for this is because I'm less likely to break my watch or possibly lose a gem from my ring because that's the hand I use less frequently. Make sense? I don't wear any kind of jewelery but if I did, it would be on my left hand/wrist.
PampersPete 1 year ago
ಠ_ಠ
usbfuse 1 year ago 47
mary are u really crazy are is this just ur get up for fame
ylabeaux1 1 year ago
if you wana look like a clown follow these simple steps
pegisis02 1 year ago
@kba1235 usually woment have an engagment ring and a wedding ring when their married or such.
CourtneyM092 1 year ago
Ur style is awesome!No one can beat UR swagg,Oh
and ur look cute ;3
SiisalFTW 1 year ago
1:34 y SUO SRS!
PaulHark9 1 year ago
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 1:06
rosepink124 1 year ago
1:11 xD
TheSupertudor 1 year ago
Looks just like her!
monkeyman9393 1 year ago
Lol, that must have been fun to wash off afterwords.
dragonflameofdark 1 year ago
1:34 killed me, random Chinese is awesome xD
Silverbluecrest 1 year ago
Great tutorial! I'll be sure to use this on my next hot date. I'll be sure to win them over this way. haha! Funny stuff. Great job.
anthrocrane 1 year ago
ur funny!!
SteffyLOL1 1 year ago
This is kinda weird and boring,,,
Ch55rleader 1 year ago
lmfao well u made me laugh :D
bluespirtsam 1 year ago
damn you are lucky you are hot... if not this video would be just stupid
Owen14790 1 year ago
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XEXLAB 1 year ago
wtf you crazy bitch why do you put your vibrator in the video god and your also freakyer then lada gaga
colaidkiller 1 year ago
I Like Freaks
solongsuicide9 1 year ago
Is that the wing from twilight trailor? lol
boatonhana 1 year ago
MARY!!!!:)
xxcrazyturtlexx 1 year ago
cool!
laurenpawz 1 year ago
I could see you start to laugh when you used the eyelash brush under your nose...heheheh You need to be on Sat Night Live I swear. You goofy cross-eyes smile killes me...sooooo funny
themarkhopkinsshow 1 year ago
I have watched this a million times and it still makes me laugh. Thanks Mary for keeping me laughing. I love all your videos
themarkhopkinsshow 1 year ago
Mary <3 :')
solongsuicide9 1 year ago
I wet my pants big time...does mary have a fan club? I want to join please write me at et2nite@aol.com My name is John
themarkhopkinsshow 1 year ago
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TheGibitzMachine 1 year ago
This is stupid and kinda creepy!!!!
izzy01101 1 year ago
ha ha you are goofy! its a good thing though.
crucialconflict02 1 year ago
You remind me of third wife. You are huge bitch.
hickyhojo 1 year ago
you really pull off the crazyness well
zcdarktide 1 year ago
crazy
puma1995 1 year ago
wonder if she has a boyfriend? she's a little crazy but Id take her.
jiggahippo 1 year ago
She' so cute!
rebelrhoads 1 year ago
She is Pretty you don't see pretty girls doing this type of stuff.
thetnta 1 year ago
haha very funny! hey check out my lil bro his channel is johnharjo
idkwhoiis 1 year ago
nice vid ^^
afsgdgd 1 year ago
Can anyone tell me why I dig this chick so much. It started with Amer Idol skit. I'm a big fan.POLITICS ! What else ? Funny !
demmylowther 1 year ago
you look like a pirate :'DD
0xxJulyxx0 1 year ago
We want more of crazy mary!!
sakiferg 1 year ago
1:06 lol!
Davrodeo 1 year ago