5yo Skye Fight Pirates in Low Security Space in Eve Online

[FluffyWesties]

Right! That's it! I'm loading up a Rifter tonight and hitting Low Sec. lol. 5 year old goes where multibillion ISK holding empire inhabitants fear to tread...

[PWNLordFTW]

A 5 year old who understands EvE? What's her IQ, 240?

[TheReaverOfDarkness]

I wish I got to do this at 5, but that was about the same time the sega genesis came out so......

[PWNLordFTW]

@TheReaverOfDarkness A game like this would ave melted your eyes.

[TheReaverOfDarkness]

@PWNLordFTW yes, and it wouldn't have soggied my delicate learning tissue. I grew up surrounded by idiots embracing their idiocy and shunning me for trying to get away from it, and I lost so much opportunity to become much greater than I am today.

I would have been pretty damn good at EVE back then.

[PWNLordFTW]

@TheReaverOfDarkness You'd be like the guy that stole about .76 trillion ISK with cunning and douchebaggery.

[TheReaverOfDarkness]

@PWNLordFTW I sure hope so. Maybe someday I can do something cool like that.

[PWNLordFTW]

@TheReaverOfDarkness Start a banking corporation, and do everything you're supposed to. Start-up loans, repayment plans, then, when you deem the bank has enough moolah, walk in and take it all. If you do it, I'd totally watch that video.

[TheReaverOfDarkness]

@PWNLordFTW Easier said than done. How do I start a banking corporation and actually get customers?

[PWNLordFTW]

@TheReaverOfDarkness I dunno, look it up, form it, promote it. It took the guy a while to become successful enough, though...

[szyzyg]

@PWNLordFTW @TheReaverOfDarkness I have a fantastic plan for a highly lucrative scam/market manipulation, I just need some co-conspirators to loan me some starting capital.

[PWNLordFTW]

@szyzyg Sadly, since I don't have Eve (yet), I can't help you. Post a series of your plan in action, I would totally watch it.

[Vosslen]

if you can race them and win you can kill them. 5 y/o logic wins

[jesusthathurts]

haha, i love how even a child knows that the damage control icon being a suitcase is ridiculous

[AliasUndercover]

I get mudelized in lo-sec. This kiddo is a monster. The most adorable monster ever.

[Evilmike42]

You lured her into lowsec, you evil person you....:)

Also......getting killed by a 5 yr old.....classic.

:)

[elamonty]

AWSOME!....btw CC. LOL

[datizhehui]

damnit, when i first time gone low-sec, i was 17yo, and i... got raped.

[weeMAN1300]

"YOU play in low security!" <3

[brygdomin]

Even more fun with CC:

why are you paying attention to some local...

yeah that's important thing when you're in los angeles security space

[brygdomin]

more fun with YouTube (Google Voice transcription?) CC text...

Turn CC on..

right at the beginning, "You're flipping my..."

Turns into:

"you f...king my..."

[szyzyg]

@brygdomin Thanks for the laughs :) CC just can't cope with scottish people I guess.

[tangocolt02]

That laugh...the laugh of a future pirate... New Eden is in trouble.

[tangocolt02]

"It's too scary...YOU fly in low security!" smart kid.

[tangocolt02]

"Jump through the gate...get ready to die! :D"

[DamonViBritannia]

omg!!! second one of her kicking EVE around, and this one is even better! she PVP's like a goddess!!! and what's this, she can run away if she needs it!

[CA1CWilliams]

when she giggles like that it means that some poor low sec guys is about to lose his ship >:]

[tangocolt02]

@CA1CWilliams She is a scary menace, heading to a low security system toward you..

[CA1CWilliams]

@tangocolt02 gotta watch my back for the giggling punisher of death >:3

[tangocolt02]

@CA1CWilliams Scary shit amirite?

[ffwast]

I have a feeling that if i had a daughter that I taught to play eve she'd be better at pvp than me.

[smitony2]

You should teach her to do level 4 missions for you.

[mryellow123]

CLICK THE FUCKING JUMP BUTTON!!! YOU NOOBS!!!!! TYPE IN THE POS PASSWORD!!!!!

[tangocolt02]

@mryellow123 Congrats...you just failed at EVE.

[mryellow123]

@tangocolt02 heh you just failed to see an age old eve joke.

CCP failed at Eve.

[paladinstorm]

@mryellow123 I assume this has something to do with jump bridges?

[sugkukenminhore]

brilliant

[antipryzm]

peer pressure peer pressure peer pressure peer pressure

everyone go to low sec!

[Remscar]

She will be an honors student, i bet you!

[Zergling2005]

She is braver than me, i dont like going into lo-sec.. :(

[FlashFizz]

I just started my trial version of Eve Online today. It seems like it requires a huge investment of time but I'm willing to give it a try.

[springby]

"haha he have low shields"

[gurugeorge]

"I don' wanna play - YOU play in low security!" lol

[295414417]

adorable

[pilote111]

she will be very intelligent at school if she keep doing that

[DominateKiller6]

20 year Wowers should be ashamed of themselves.

[MaxsimGoratiev]

This just so awesome!

Next time someone kills you in low-sec, it might be this kid!

[ICT117]

Carebears should be ashamed, 5yo skye goes into lowsec to kill rats with no problem at all. :)

[ShinyMarshtomp]

:3

[DeftCrowMk3]

All hail Skye, the future FC for salvation!

[placeholder666]

Keep it hardcore Skye!

[placeholder666]

Keep it hardcore Skye!

[Puzzoozoo]

She'll be getting some training and skill implants next.

[moocowxtreme]

WHERE DO I BUY KIDS LIKE THIS!?

i must know!

[roguesoul81]

@moocowxtreme

On Contracts I think...

[SilentKillayou]

Skye 4TW