Andrew Dice Clay : May 3, 2007

[WeirdestRapper1]

I CAN JUST PICTURE RUNNING INTOA GUY LIKE THIS IN A PSYCHIATRIC UNIT-RANTING ABOUT-MADNESS-BLUR HAHAHAH

[hockeyfanisles3]

why did he get so fat and not try to change his style i mean llok at him in 87 in dangerfields he was a true greaser now he looks like a out of shape pedo

[piGfuK3r]

he's starting to look like his buddy kinison

[LeCutter]

Wow, gone from has-been, to has-been blob.

[hecrpd]

@LeCutter and your still a youtube nobody.

[LeCutter]

@hecrpd And you would know this how? Man, with such psychic ability it's just mind-boggling you haven't won the lottery yet.

[hecrpd]

@LeCutter lottery.i dont need that shit.i work for a living nigga

[rchaye2]

Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick...is that all he ever talks about anymore. Reminds me of what Sam Kinison said about Rock Hudson: "I was addicted to dick!" Think about it.

[tjenk71]

Are those parachute pants?

[patbeantown]

@RedPortiaOne I really hope every women in your family gets gang banged by twenty-nine huge black cocks you racist fuck!

[ritter89]

This is what happens to guys at the Jersey Shore once they hit thirty. Male pattern baldness and obesity

[CRAZYJ10ify]

This guy is worthless!The only thing funny about him is his flabby arms in his Greaser Jacket.

[RedPortiaOne]

@CRAZYJ10ify Clay was a young mouthy in shape retard and turned into a fat flabby old one.

[martinclunes25]

fatty arbuckle

[RedPortiaOne]

@martinclunes25 More like fatty grease-buckle LOL

[doublejax]

If he gains any more weight: he'll be in the "Kirstie Alley Zone"

[goatz123]

does he look like jim belushi??

[farerse]

@goatz123 yes he do

[RedPortiaOne]

@goatz123 Loks like belushi and talks like an x rated fonz

[BodomTranquilityWorm]

yeah bullshit, you guys are all idiot,s dice is the fuckin man..... i really doubt he stole anything material wise from anyone..

[chekist1917]

To quote Dice in his opening in the Diceman Cometh to the guy in the clothing store: "Eat a carrot you fat tub of shit!"

[JorshWarshington]

Dice back in the day was awesome. He had the look and it worked. Now he's just a fat dick who has to re-do all his old bits to fill seats. He's like the Kiss of comedy.

[Sweezelballin]

jesus dice quit eating you fat fuck. Look at his at ass arms and belly.

[oldschoolpunkchris1]

i was going to say the same thing still fucking funny though

[badderthanyou]

I like angry dice better

[GonzoTheGreat3000]

wow he got fat

he never was funny to start off with

[GonzoTheGreat3000]

Listen to other comedians on what they have to say about this guy (not apart of their standup but backstage and in daily life). The man steals material and acts like an utter asshole to everyone.

[uglybassplayer17]

@GonzoTheGreat3000 you should check out his ruitine at rodney dangerfeildscirca 1987. that was pretty much his prime. it's a pretty decent video of him, and that's him at his funniest in my opinion.

[littlequeen64]

True that!!!!

[CityHunter84]

sorry, its great!

[CityHunter84]

fat fucking piece of shit, fuck you.

[marcules]

He is always talking about black guy's dicks.

[cypha1supreme]

@marcules Black guys are always talkin about black guy's dicks. what's your point?

[RedPortiaOne]

@cypha1supreme Id rather be a white guy with a regular 6 inch dick then a nigger with a foot long cock thats for fuckin sure

[RedPortiaOne]

@marcules Mabe Clay is a closet fag

[EnglishHuscarl]

@marcules It's cos he likes to suck them

[hecrpd]

@marcules hes crack on them.because of the kramer n word controvrsey.

[Ibringthetruth1]

@marcules

it's cocks not dicks.

[sgilreath]

Its good to see the Dice-man still doin it. Ya HEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR????

[biped19]

I Heaarrrr YA!

[Truthy]

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Beautiful!!