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  • @wadehjb It IS a satire site, and a very well known, too.

    It's pretty obvious that it's satire on the forums, too, just take a look at the amount of little icons next to the avatar, take a look at #3: best stoning bucket, born-again virgin, flat earth, most obedient and even a little KKK one for true christian caucasian. Love the one for teabag patriot, lol.

  • I don't respect peoples religious views in the same way that I wouldn't respect a grown mans belief in the tooth fairy. DONT RESPECT IGNORANCE !!!

  • class

  • Karl doesn't talk till the very end of the video

  • Leave the budgie!

    NO!!

  • and i respect other people religions, i have 2 freinds (well had 2 freinds that are athiest) and never forced them or tried to teach them about God only when they asked me question about Him. i've stopped beiong friends with them cuz they kept telling me that he doesnt exist, and i told them many times to stoped telling that butr they didnt. but i respect other people belives adn religion.

  • I believe in God but i dont consider myself a christian and dont follow EVERYTHING thats in the Bible cuz MANY men have written the Bible and mighyt've put their OWN point of views in it. but some athiest should respect other people's religion and belifes cuz just bcuz you dont belive doesnt mean he doesnt exist. not evrything needs prove. God gives us free will, he doesnt control us he wants us to learn from our mistakes.

  • Genocide!

  • Shit, I just realized I haven't been breaking any commandments either! And I was looking forward to going to hell. :-p

  • nerimowned?

  • anyone know the website Ricky is talking about, please send me a inbox message.

  • Ricky says he doesn't lie when actually he invented it...

  • i find it funny that we find muslims extreme when if you say "oh my god" you can be put to death

  • @robertjm194 Not all Muslims are that extreme though...

  • @deeporc i'm talking about christianity

  • @robertjm194 This was the case several hundred years ago. The problem is that arab nations have not surpassed the dark ages and believe that earthquakes are caused by fornication, or Israel's "earthquake machine". (you can't make this shit up- I'm not kidding, look it up.)

  • OMG it's wheatley, I knew I recognized his voice, that just made this entire thing so much more amazing :D

  • @WuskymuteLover No Wheatley was played by Stephen Merchant, who co-created The Office with Ricky.

  • @BenGriffithsReviews I know the main person is Ricky Gervais but the one guy that chimes in every now and then is Stephen Merchant, in the description it says Ricky, Steve, and Karl. In the tags it also says Stephen Merchant, so while the main person talking is Ricky, but Stave is the one that responds and comments here and there

  • @Dbkit he probably didnt find it himself, someone probably just handed him a print out of some funny parts or something, but im guessing he didnt know.

  • It amazes me that in a world where everyone needs 2 prove the facts, that this fairytale could be thought of as real. The only reason it is is becuse of fear. FUCK RELIGION, SEE THE LIGHT. THEY COULD PROVE DINOSAURS BUT THEY COULDN'T PROVE ANY OF THE BIBLE'S BULLSHIT!

  • @RawIsJames3 Haha.

    Grow up. It's a comedy show.

  • How come Karl isn't responding to any of this?

  • More people have died,been raped,robbed,hurt,lied to and abused in the name of religion than for any other cause or belief.......One day we will be rid of this evil cult(and this is ALL RELIGION).

  • "Genocide. Entire cities with men, women, children and animals must be killed. (Deuteronomy 2:33-34, Numbers 21:34-35, 1 Samuel 15:2-3, Joshua 6:21. Joshua 10:40) In some cases you can keep the girls alive for raping." HOLY CRAP!

  • I'd love to see you people making these comments on a video about islam. of course not . . . cowards.

  • @youxknowxyouxluvxit LOL, I'd love to see an equally critical comedy video about Islam that DIDN'T get these kinds of comments. As you have this power to mindread people online, I'm sure you could tell us where all those videos are without even having to look, right?

  • @youxknowxyouxluvxit

    Go preach about your imaginary friends elsewhere you baby.

  • @Woppetz fuck off coward. your terrified of muslims. your praying ont hose you see as weak, only making fun of people when you think you can get away with it. COWARD.

  • @youxknowxyouxluvxit Nobodsy scared of Muslims dick head. they're just scared of terrorists blowing them up. Theres terrorists in all countrys and religions. You just want people to be scared of muslims because you probably are one and you're an insecure twat who needs something bigger to hide behind.

  • @TheGlyfs so you're too scared of terrorists to say anything bad about muslims? you're THAT much of a cowardly excuse for a human being? Congratutalions, you're officially a little bitch to the muslim extremists. Run along little bitch.

  • @youxknowxyouxluvxit Did you even read what i said or are you just too stupid to understand it? If a muslim pisses me off i'll tell him to go fuck himself just the same way i would to any other race or religion. My point is that people are afraid of terrorism not muslims. I grew up in belfast in N.ireland and seen first hand the shit storm and pain that terrorism causes so yeah i am scared of terrorism and so is the rest of the intelligent world which i guess doesnt include you

  • @TheGlyfs Don't worry. Al-Qeada won't dare to go to Belfast.

  • @youxknowxyouxluvxit You're a retard mate! you need to stop reading the bullshit written in the media and get out and experience the world and make up your own mind

  • @TheKbailey11 You're the ones saying your' terrified of muslim extremists . . you're the ones influenced by the media hah. i know the media are full of shit, and thats why im not letting a few terrorists steal my freedom of speech like you pussies are haha.

  • @youxknowxyouxluvxit Theres no point even trying to explain it to you. you're obvioulsy too stupid to understand

  • We haven't even got to thou shall not kill yet and yet he's killed everyone so far! ROFL

  • Some people are saying the site is a parody (not that I could find that anywhere), but have you read the Bible? It's pretty extreme and those punishments for breaking the commandments aren't exaggerations.

  • 0:54 can anyone else hear a child shout?

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • John Craven?

  • What's that Ricky, you dont ever covet someone else's belongings? Oh come on! Your neighbor gets a vibrator that sings "Oh Come All Ye Faithful," you want to get one too!

  • @Jedi862001 Shit yes man, George Carlin lives :) "What are you kiddin me? the 11 Commandments? Getthafuckoutta here"

  • i am a Christian, and i find this absolutely hilarious. Everyone has the right to believe what they want. but people can't be pissed when what they believe in is made fun of, or questioned, and shouldn't try to impose it on others.

  • I love that Karl would think one of them would be: though shalt not open other people's post.

  • I once heard that "Graven Images" refers to anything that is portraying a thing or person that is to be adored (literally 'idolised'). So if you've got a picture of, for example, Johnny Depp on your wall, you're pretty much damned.

  • ....It is just a funny audiobook. Jesus.....(see what I did there?)

  • landover baptist church is a parody. It is a work of fiction. Ricky got trolled.

  • The christian religion is a parody on the worship of the Sun, in which they put a man whom they call Christ, in the place of the Sun, and pay him the same adoration which was originally paid to the Sun.

  • @matseb2611 Well, sorry, you'd be wrong. Whether you like it or not, God does not and never has existed. This is an undeniable fact.

    But it seems you're not a Christian anyway. 'Christians', you included, seem to get the impression that they can pick apart and choose which parts to believe. All fairytales anyway, so it's not really important.

  • @VanishingWish LOl, I am an atheist, but the fact is God may not be believable and easily deniable, but there is no fact concerning his existence or nonexistence,

  • @UltimateSerge God is not believable BECAUSE there is no fact concerning his existence.

    One cannot disprove something that doesn't exist. The bearer of proof lies with those claiming such existence.

  • @beenn15 I used to think the same but now i wonder. Einstien said "you cannot solve problems with the same level of conciousness that created them" This applies to everything ofc. With that in mind if a Human cannot create a fish for example how did the fish create itself? Evolution is the name given to an unknown force. May be one day people will know for sure :)

  • @VanishingWish How can you say it's not an undeniable fact when it's never been proven or disproven? That's just a compelte contradiction...

  • @smoffelol You can't prove a negative, so when there's no evidence of something that something doesn't exist.

  • @VanishingWish thers impossible is nothing...

  • @ElectraAlan No, because communists actually exist.

  • I highly doubt that any kind of deity exists at all

  • So Ricky figures he's not sinning on some of the commandments because he doesn't believe in God? Can a Communist steal anything he wants and escape prosecution because he doesn't believe in personal ownership of property?

  • sistren is a word Rick lol

  • People like this, you know zealots, just make me sick. His little punishments are so untrue I break a lot of these and Im still alive and loved. I'm a Christian but things like this make me hate other Christians more. Which I think is another 10 commandment punishable by death, the death just keeps piling up on me.

  • can't post a link right? - it's the Landover Baptist Church ....

  • Although I'm a Christian, I found this part of the podcast really funny. I too cannot stand religious extremists. You can't just go around killing people for breaking the commandments. That defeats the main purpose of Christianity - i.e. forgiveness of the sins.

  • mind you, you're god commanded the Israelites to act upon the punishments this pastor promotes. he isn't misrepresenting the bible god actually orders it.

    you cant just cherry pick what you like out of the bible, at least these extremists are being honest

  • Yeah, but the Bible was written by men over and over, so I personally do not trust everything that's written in it. It's very contradictory that a loving God who sent His son to die for our sins would also order people to kill each other.

  • @matseb2611 wait! You say you dont think a god who would send his son down to DIE for someone elses sins would also do other killings? I dont know .. does that line not seem crazy to anyone else?

    He already sent his son to die, so yeah I would not put it past him to older other killings .

  • @Marmitefrog

    That's not the same though. Jesus' death was meant as a sacrifice. He died so that the rest of us would be forgiven and can join God in Heaven. I see God as merciful and forgiving. I don't see Him as bloodthirsty.

  • @matseb2611 Yeah but why did God need a Sacrifice, he is God he makes the rules up.. so he decided he wanted a blood sacrifice so our sins could be forgiven.. couldn't he just forgive us? If he wanted to forgive us... then all he needs to do is forgive us? Is it really that hard?

  • @Marmitefrog

    Well I'll personally admit there that I don't know how the world He created functions. But I won't judge Him to be evil just from that.

  • @matseb2611 Do you believe in the Bible God or a different God? because im 100% the Bible God is a God I dont want to meet.

  • @Marmitefrog

    I personally think that not all of the Bible is the true word of God. It was written by men afterall and it would've been easy for them to make alterations and to add their own rules so to confuse simple people to believe it's the word of God. I think the Bible has to be read with discretion. I don't believe or follow everything that's in it, especially the Old Testament. I believe more in the God from New Testament.

  • @matseb2611 Yep ok, Im sorry but I think if you think some of the bible is fake, whats stopping all of it from being fake? and how do you pick whats real and whats not? How do you know what God wants you to believe and doesnt? Why would God not get a New book made if his old book had been tamped with by men and changed his words? He would know this has happened.. and would change it as The Bible is holy and the WORD of God and he would not want some fake parts in there.

  • @Marmitefrog

    Well I think that's why we've been getting so many prophets and their respective religions. I think God was intending the same message to be passed on every time, but people just kept moulding it to what they wanted it to be. It is a hard task to judge which parts of the Bible are true and which are not, and I believe it requires research. I am 100% sure my beliefs will change in a few years' time as I find out more and more about Christianity.

  • @matseb2611 Fair enough, but you still didn't answer why God would make it so confusing? He should get rid of the Bible and start a New one that is straight to the point not all this wishy washy stuff.

  • @Marmitefrog

    Well if people keep changing every Holy scripture He sends, then is there a point in sending any more?

  • @matseb2611 Surely God is more powerful then that, and can make a new book that can not be changed or something.. I dont know. Whats the point in sending more? Did God give up on us?

  • @Marmitefrog

    Well it is a difficult question to answer without proper evidence, but we can only guess. I think that initially God gave us free will. He doesn't control our life. But he will aid us if we pray to Him. I think in terms of the 6 days of creation, we're living in a 7th day, when God is not interfering. (I don't believe 6 days of creation are 24 hour periods. I believe they are millions of years long).

  • I don't blame xtians for the state of the world, it just infuriates me that they claim the morale high-ground, when clearly their religion is a creation of incredibly immoral and evil men.

    The christ-god was either an exaggeration of the good works of one incredibly talented illusionist, or the most charismatic fascist dictator to exist before hitler.

    The bible is an incredibly strange piece of text, xtians are incredibly strange people, and this thing Ricky reads just goes to show that.

  • The site that Ricky refers to is, in fact, a parody site.  I was taken in at first but I've since discovered it was set up to draw attention to the extreme Christian right in the US

  • @carlTgriffith Can you link it?

    I was worried till I read this its like an Saudi cleric or something.

  • @carlTgriffith How do you know its the same site?

  • @carlTgriffith landoverbaptist [.] net

    How is this a parody site?

  • @carlTgriffith oh yah, you're right

  • @carlTgriffith Really? I didn't know that...it does explain a lot, though.

    Although, I have to wonder if Ricky knew this as well; I got a serious "You know, it's because of this crap that I'm atheist" vibe from him during this bit.

  • Ricky actually neglects to mention one really scary part of the post which is after you have done the... "Genocide. Entire cities with men, women, children and animals must be killed" bit come this "In some cases you can keep the girls alive for raping"

  • I noticed that too and was disappointed that he didn't mention it.

  • Yeah! Moses - lovely chap.

    I pity the poor sod who just thinks he's sitting down to another episode of a harmless maths-based crime drama, and gets treated to a some mad bastard calling for mass paedophilia.

  • I'm not letting Jesus come into my heart. He can let me come into his mouth if he likes though ( I heard he was a closet gay).

  • Mr. Gervais stealing from JESUS since he stole from Brother Prune who is a man of GOD.

  • oh dear...

  • Wow, you can get famous reading what other people wrote on the internet? I've heard alot more from that and it is all boring, except this part. And he didn't even write that!

  • This wasn't that funny. He just read something someone else wrote on a website...

  • was hilarious because you just can't believe there are people out there who actually believe all this nonsense..

  • Mock us if you will, but in the end, this Frenchy and all other Satan worshippers will bend their knee and proclaim Jesus is LORD!

    If you're sincerely interested in ending your rebellion against God and let Jesus come into your hearts, instead of using the above link to laugh at the Saved, come join us in True Christian fellowship!

  • Do the priests provide cock-sucking services, or is that just for the ones who give more than 500 quid in contributions ???

  • We're not Catholic. If you're going to insult us, try to do so without making yourself look even more ridiculous.

  • Oh,of course not. You are a baptist. Baptists, by the way, retarded cousins of the catholics.

  • @akamola11 usually to the choir boys only and under 13 if possible.

  • mock you??? he just read the commandments!! it was amusing because they are insanely ridiculous ...

  • Are you saying all other world religions are wrong?

    And what particular form of Christianity are you talking about as the true one?

    (I have to get this exactly right, or I won't get into heaven -fact-)

  • What part of having no gods before God do you not understand? Of course they're wrong!

  • Yes, and according to Christianity, all you have to do is repent of your sins and you're in, so we're good. In the meantime, we will continue to do the only thing that can be done with all you nuts, ridicule you to no end, because otherwise, we'd be giving your beliefs the respect they do not deserve.

  • @jessicalba7 "giving your beliefs the RESPECT [my emphasis] they do not deserve"

    Nice. Good to see that people are still free thinking and tolerant of other people's opinions in this day and age.

  • posted on the landover baptist church web site, paste "landover baptist" "alert level" and you'll find it, went to see Ricky last night and he was outstanding

  • i wouldnt pay for this mate, gervais is genius but they dont half repeat themselves, half an hour worth of stuff they have done before aint worth £2.

    have a look at all the stuff on pilkipedia

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