(Orig) Today, I Got Squirted by a Skunk (a song of woe)

[ruth7784]

LOL! Excellent! A bird pooped on my head when I was a kid. It happened on the walk to school – my mum made me carry on walking to school, so I arrived at school with bird poo in my hair. It was quite traumatic! :-) X

[russbuss415]

i took me a few months off of youtube and feel quite refreshed. nice to come back to awesome music like this. love any song about bird poop, keep rockin' T!

[ahyermedia]

I LOVE THIS.. how AWESOME...

[hoosierhiver]

spray him back

[agrlfmtx]

@hoosierhiver LOL...easier for a man to do than us ladies!! T:)

[geoff1945]

That guy was terrible at keeping the beat! I had the classic pee-on changing my son's nappy! Hell I won't say which one. Let them both be embarrassed! Great alfresco performance Theresa.

[agrlfmtx]

@geoff1945 LOL....I am glad that I had girls...although my baby nephew baptized me once! Thanks so much for the words. I really appreciate you taking the time to comment. Have a wonderful weekend Geoff! T:)

[DouglasFrink]

Never been skunked by a skunk, but the bird thing, yeah (twice). Also been blood squirted by a horned toad, puked on by a baby, and then there's my cat. :)

[agrlfmtx]

@DouglasFrink You sound like natures wiping mat!! LOL....Thanks so much Douglas for the words. Have an awesome weekend. T:)

[ctrymaus]

I *did* get pooped on by a bird! Long ago, on the way to junior high, half a block away. Nice pretty skirt, right down the front. I couldn't go back home. I must've tried to clean it off in the restroom when I got there. Anyway, cute song! What kind of ukulele is that? What a nice sound!

[agrlfmtx]

@ctrymaus Thanks so much CM. (country mouse)....Your poop story was inspiring. I appreciate the words. Thanks for asking about my uke. My uke is an Oscar Schmitz. I do love the tone on it. I really would like a new one because no ukulele player should ever have just ONE uke!! Have a good weekend. T:)

[ctrymaus]

@agrlfmtx Thanks! Heh. Oh my goodness, I just looked at the Oscar Schmidt site, as to what ukuleles they have. They have so many different ones! Do you know what model/wood yours is? I'm seriously thinking of getting another (nooooo! I should stop NOW!). Yes *you* should get another, though! :-)

[Mandolin1944]

Why yes I have been hit with flying bird sh*T -- probably most folks have -- whether they realized it at the time or not -- but the worst happened many years ago on our farm when I happened to be in the wrong part of the barn when a cow with diarrhea lost control. That could be another verse?

[agrlfmtx]

@Mandolin1944 OK.....this wins the prize for the NASTIEST poop story on this vid! LOL...YOU WIN YOU WIN!! Thanks for sharing such a wonderful tale from your past. We laughed here in Texas about it. Have a great weekend Mando! T:)

[PatrickGMoran]

twice....I have been pooped on by a bird twice....really sucks when you are walking into work with bird crap on your head.....damn funny song Theresa....

[agrlfmtx]

@PatrickGMoran TWO times? Dang, you should go buy a lottery ticket as lucky as you are! LOL...Thanks Patrick. Have a good weekend my friend. T:)

[pfrogner]

Actually I really really have been pooped on by a bird.........They have to poop sometime, and I managed to be in the right place at the wrong time. I was actually outside playing basketball with friends many years ago, so there were witnesses. One of those things you never live down........

[agrlfmtx]

@pfrogner Don't ya hate when stuff like that happens around "friends".....they never forget! LOL....Yes, sometimes it is hard to live with nature!! Have a great weekend and thanks for the poop story!! T:)

[Rutle]

Love the song funny lyrics I love your weiner dogs too.

[agrlfmtx]

@Rutle Yes, the weiner dogs are fun! Thanks Rutle. I was on your site yesterday. Did not leave a comment but I pull your stuff up at least once a week. You have the coolest vids. Have a good weekend. T:)

[Rutle]

@agrlfmtx Thank you have a good weekend too.

[cadwalladee]

At least you weren't having wiener dogs for lunch! (they look pretty relaxed...)

How ya doin' T?

[agrlfmtx]

@cadwalladee Hey Scott! Well, I have been eyeballing my dog's legs. "Hoss" has got some meat on his bones! Doin' good down here. I need to send ya a hollar sometimes. Have been busy these days. Hope you have been playing LOTS! Have a good February and heart day! T:)

[songblurred]

Good thing you don't work with elephants. Excellent song, Theresa! Glad your neighbors approve.

[agrlfmtx]

@songblurred YES...I am glad I don't work with elephants! LOL...Thank you so much. I hope you have a wonderful bird poopfree weekend. T:)

[IdahoLeLe]

I got hit by bird droppings on the ferry over to Galveston several years ago. I let out a loud, “Oh Sh_ _” and my family said, “Literally!” And everyone laughed their heads off! Fun song, great job!!!

[agrlfmtx]

@IdahoLeLe LOL....this is funny. I thank you for sharing it. I read all of the poop stories to the people at my work. So funny! Have a wonderful weekend! T:)

[cadjunk]

Dear Theresa you are too funny - I heard your fan in the background. This is too cute. Well you wanted to know - Yes, I got pooped on by a bird when I was a little girl - I walked under a tree and it pooped on my head. I cried, and Mom had to clean it out - You did want to know? I'll never forget that. Your song was cute - very original - I loved it. Take care, dear one. Gwen

[agrlfmtx]

@cadjunk Hey Gwen. It is so gross to get pooped on by birds. LOL...I guess we all have had some kind of experience with it. I hope you have a blessed and wonderful weekend. Keep up the banjoing!! T:)

[weegingayin]

My dad was standing at the bus stop and it started to rain. Heavy rain and warm, and when the raindrop rolled down his cheek he stuck out his tongue and tasted it. It was salty... and when he stroked the place where the raindrop had hit him on the forehead, on looking at his fingertips he noticed they were white.

[agrlfmtx]

@weegingayin You are not the only one with poop stories. LOL..I had to print these out and read them to the people at work. We all got grossed out by this story! Thanks for sharing a piece of your life with us! Have a good day! T:)

[cariboubill]

It goes without saying: You write great songs, Theresa, but you also play real good!

...Bill

[agrlfmtx]

@cariboubill Thank you so much Bill. I hope your weekend goes well. Keep that pickin up! T:)

[Stratboy999]

I once suffered under a flock of seagulls.

I looked like a grey snowman...

[agrlfmtx]

@Stratboy999 ......I think I would have kept that to myself....LOL. I laughed when I read this just thinking about it. Too bad someone didn't have a video camera. You would have been a YT star! ha...Hope you have a good weekend. T:)

[Derbymuscian]

Hi Theresa,I like your funny songs ...you brighten up the day.You have a great voice and your playing is top notch.Its always fun to watch your vids and music.

Garry

[agrlfmtx]

@Derbymuscian Hey Garry! Thank you so much. I am glad you liked this goofy little song. Sorry for the late response. Please have a good weekend! T:)

[Quesal]

Love it! if only I had a skunk puppet ;)

[agrlfmtx]

@Quesal You should sooo get a skunk puppet. I can't believe with all the puppets you have that you don't have one. I love skunks! Have a great weekend David. T:)

[Quesal]

@agrlfmtx we'll see what I can find. u too :)

[floydbluethereal]

Excellent song, Theresa!

[agrlfmtx]

@floydbluethereal Thank you so much Floyd. I have been busy and have not had time to comment back. I appreciate the words. Good day to ya! T:)

[thesebinextdoor]

LOL :D Just one of those fantastic videos that brings sunshine to a rather gray day. It's always such a pleasure to watch your video Theresa. Uke on!

[agrlfmtx]

@thesebinextdoor Uke on to you too sebi! Thanks for the words and I will talk at ya later......Hope all is good over on your side of the world! T:)

[onewomanandsomesongs]

Haha, this is so funny! Sounds like one of my days. Love it T. I have been pooped on by bird. :) Janet

[agrlfmtx]

@onewomanandsomesongs LOL...I have too. I can't believe all the bird poop stories I have been getting. I printed them up and read them at work to everyone. We just laughed! How funny! Have a great day J! T:)

[krabbers]

released his wha...?

i stepped on a slug once with bare feet, it squished between my toes

[agrlfmtx]

@krabbers That is gross!! Slugs!!! :)