i just noticed... 3rd night when he was rolling out of bed he was wearing the shirt that said no smoking... when he walked out of the bathroom he was wearing a different shirt!
I roll over my girlfriend all the time when i wake up to go to the bathroom, and then roll back over her to go back to sleep, when she wakes up she moves the bed so much that she wakes me up, then i go to the bathroom half asleep, forgetting that she's in there and hit the door and scare her, then she falls into the toilet, but after about 3 years together i've learned to put the toilet seat down, but once in awhile just to mess with her i leave it up.
women should always look where they are siting c'mon we are not that stupid, everyone knows that men are awful to share a bathroom with we got to be careful
First, trade spots with ya man. That stops him from rolling and stepping all over you at night. Second, Look before you sit. Look, sit. LOOK, SIT.
If we have to lift the seat to go, then put it back down for you that's doing, our job and yours, maybe we should complain about ladies not putting the seat up? Other than that video made me smille..kinda..
the true man rule is don't lose virginity before your twenty or over otherwise it won't be great knowing you proably impregnated your girlfriend on the first try
all i can say is that CT-rippy is the luckiest dude on earth!! Nice appartment, check, coolest dogs ever, check, best job in the world, check, and the fact that he has the chance to spend the rest of his life with Alli??? dagnabbit Ct you must have done something really special in a past life to be so lucky!! but for god sake man, learn to live with the mayonaise, most men would give their left testical, for a life half as cool as yours =P you guys ROCK!!!!!
If the toilet seat is up when someone flushes, particles of urine and feces spread up to a ten foot radius. Therefore , it should be down except fotr the exact moments of use to avoid brush your teeth with excriment.
@tronmart1 Whoa whoa whoa buddy, lets clear something up... This video is a PERFECT example of why woman get pissed with men when they do this... because for example just as this video was portraying, at night time when you're sleeping and you randomly wake up in the night to pee, 90% of the time you're half dead and half asleep and not paying attention, you're not thinking straight.. I wouldn't call that a low IQ smart one.
Sweetie I am a guy. I have lived with guys and it has happened to me. I got up in the middle of the night and did not want to turn on the light and i practically fell in. It only took once. Women think they are the only ones to experience this and wet toilet seats. We men use mens bathrooms and occasionally we have to sit down. WE know what a wet or dirty toilet seat is all about. That's why we don't b#$ch about it. We see it everyday. Learn how to work the lid.
@tronmart1 Well I personally don't care about the seat thing when it comes to me, I'm just talking for all the other woman who who hate it. And I'll admit you do have a good point, but the low IQ thing was kind of harsh don't you think? Let's just say it works both ways. Men can do their part by putting the seat down, and woman can do their's by checking before they sit... or like you said, put the seat UP... which doesn't sound like that'll be a new bathroom trend anytime soon lol
Yes, I agree. The IQ thing was a bit harsh. Actually common sense things have nothing to do with IQ. I misplace my car all the time.
I had a teacher who had me sit facing a girl. He asked us both to point to the right side of the room. She pointed to one side and I pointed to the opposite side. He asked, "Can two people be right at the same time?" We said, "Yes." He asked, " Who is right?" "Well, we said, it depends on where you're sitting" ;-) Thanks
you should put both seats down before you flush, cuz when u flush all those particals shoot into the air. ewwwwch. and if ur toothbrush is out there, ur brushing ur teeth with it. double ewwch
@theCallaLily12 Women are blind apparently, I look at the toilet seat before i let it fly, why the hell can't you!, I'll put the toilet seat up when i use it, but i'm not gonna put it down unless i need it down. Sexism ftl
@theCallaLily12 is it me or is there alot of DUMB ASS MAN making fun of girls my boyfriend lives with me and he leaves it up at night i am like haf asleep when i go to the bathroom and guess what happens yup i FALL IN
@blondie5796 Pick either one... 1.Your an imbecile 2.Your Blind 3.Your selfish cause you can't put the seat up for men, what do you need? A 2yr old's Toilet training system? i mean c'mon now...
@theCallaLily12 maybe all you females should just learn to fucking LOOK BEFORE YOU SIT. are you really that retarded that you dont even notice that its up before you go? its a whole fucking shit load harder to remember to put the seat up after using it than it is to remember to put the seat down before you use it.. do you sit down before you pull out a chair? also if i sound sexist, sorry im just replying to your sexism. fucking bitch. this entire thing is just women not WANTING equal rights.
OOOOHHHH, THE OLD TOILET SEAT DOMESTIC BATTLE HUMOR! That's sure is some fresh creative original humor... ha ha, ho ho, huh huh... No. Stop. It's. Too. Funny. Really.
I call this video "Two bland dullards with too much free time and not enough brain power between them to light a match." It's going to be a HUGE seller on DVD...
I understand about the whole putting the seat up and down issue. But I dont like peeing at work lol so when I get home I dont want to bother with putting the seat down.
now that they've become famous over there shows on the internet they wanna act different so that now they can put subliminal messages in there videos and still have a happy expression on there face "/ sad how you people dont care bout the world ... were people too and there shouldnt be any secretes in this world !!!
I have my own bathroom so i never have to yell at a the guys at my house to put the toilet seat down unless they use the bathroom without my authorized permission and that is why i always make sure that my doors are shut before i leave my room. plu sthey have lousy aim whether the they put the toilet seat up or not which they usually dont :(
@Ninmika if women are so smart why is it that it was man who invented the car, the airplane, the INTERNET, the ipod, abortions, penicillin, over 90% of all pharmaceutical remedies the list can go on for days. the 3 most notable things women have made are the diapers, dishwashers and ironing board! how ironic :)
women are so stupid... in regards to this anyways. They make up the lamest excuses. Ok, here is the thing. If you comply to this "rule" it means they got you by the *beep*. Don't fall for it. Be the man. Say no to stupid lame rules. To the girls. Be glad that we even bother putting it up. We could leave it down, pee on it and not even wipe if off. Which would you prefer? K. Thought so.
Guys do go number 2 eventually. Before we sit down we always check the seat! I'm usually running to the bathroom, but I take 2 seconds to check if the seat is down.
The seat has two positions. Up and down. If I want it up, I put it up. If you want it down, put it down. I don't need to compensate for your LAZINESS.
Anyone who sits on a toilet in the dark deserves to fall in it.
i thought i was great. what i dont get is how is it possible to walk all the way with your eyes open to the bathroom but once you get in there a women closes her eyes and sits without looking. "oh i made it to the restroom, now its time to close my eyes so i can both pee and catch some sleep"
Every girl I've lived with has told me to put the toilet seat down. So now I don't even bother lifting it up when I use the bathroom. I just piss all over it. I've got a room for rent btw if any girls are interested.
I don't get this rule, why do women fall in the toilet?! Don't you pay attention to what the hell your doing? If the seat is down, does that mean I'm gonna just piss all over the top of it? No, because I have common sense, and I don't know any real life women who have ever had that problem.
@C0LL1N As a gentleman I do put it back down but as a over thinker, I don't quite understand the issue. After all women in my family put the seat and tap down, why? Germs. Also because we never were forced about putting the seat down, I picked that up out of habit, so I wouldn't make a mistake when I get married. But quite honestly is just laziness from certain women's part. As for why they don't check, is because their bathrooms have the seat down, only women use them, men use guest restrooms.
@C0LL1N U really havent been living then unless there secretly gay woman hate it... and syes there is always piss all over the toilet u never notice cause u never sit down!!
@Dranex11 not all girls want eveything done for them,i dont expect my boyfriend to do every little thing for me,girls are very useful besides reproduction
@crazycoconut757 Well thats too bad.. Wait.. Are you the fiancee? Did you leave him yet?? I could understand why, lol. Sorry, I am kinda picky about the way a girl looks and you have HOT written all over you.
So she' s too stupid to look to see if the toilet seat is down and it's his fault. I get it.
But what I don't get is why she thinks that smacking him in the head with a toilet seat, which is domestic violence, is funny or even appropriate in any way? It isn't. Imagine if her BF put her head in the toilet and close the lid on her what feminists would say. IT'S PROMOTING VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN!!11
If we're all equal then you have no right to strike a man. EVER. NEVER. EVER. GET IT?
@gamenode I believe its called a skit? and its called common courtesy. Thats like me leaving a dirty tampon floating around in the toilet and thinking its okay for the next person to see..
oh and remember, millions of women get raped and beaten by MEN not the other way around. I'm not saying everything women do is right and wonderful but many are disrespected by sexist men, the least they can do is put the seat down
@gamenode yeah, tell that to the girls that have gotten raped and pregnant at 15 and younger... wait, this discussion came from fighting over a toilet seat? what has this world come to?? 0_0
@gamenode well i'm done arguing it's useless to debate something if a person always thinks their right. oh well YOU WIN CONGRATS IM SWALLOWING MY PRIDE!! YOUR #1, THE BIG KAHUNA, THE BEST THERE IS, WONDERFUL, JAW DROPPING AWESOMENESS. You were merciful to let me speak in your presence o' great one...
It doesnt actually worry me in the slightest :P
NicoleCorp77 3 days ago
I'm not a pervert but if you put the video and close your eyes, it sounds like a porno for moments. Just saying.
Starniouses 3 days ago
Women need to learn to put the seat back up.
thestashplace 3 weeks ago
Lol "We might even do two years!"
-3 years later-
ratedrkoking 1 month ago
i hated the guy for the first couple minutes that is so irritating!!!!
Torres0428 1 month ago
...my Dad tells me to put the toilet seat up....(psh)
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"We might even do two years!" lmao
AlexML96 1 month ago
i just noticed... 3rd night when he was rolling out of bed he was wearing the shirt that said no smoking... when he walked out of the bathroom he was wearing a different shirt!
CandyReviewer4427 1 month ago
i miss allis short hair
duhhwinning102 1 month ago
women should be able to put the seat down if men can put it up u can put it down its not that hard an check if u dont wanna fall in
coulibistrie 2 months ago
women can put the seat up if men can put it down men dont tell u to put seat up
coulibistrie 2 months ago
women have to learn to compromise, nt dictate
PimpernellP 2 months ago
By the way, I do put the seat down. But not for my mom... she's dead.
BenFong105 2 months ago
They don't work well in bed together. :P
BenFong105 2 months ago
I love her face when he opens the door, it's like RAWR! PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN! hahaha
noliesjustloveful 2 months ago
I roll over my girlfriend all the time when i wake up to go to the bathroom, and then roll back over her to go back to sleep, when she wakes up she moves the bed so much that she wakes me up, then i go to the bathroom half asleep, forgetting that she's in there and hit the door and scare her, then she falls into the toilet, but after about 3 years together i've learned to put the toilet seat down, but once in awhile just to mess with her i leave it up.
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noliesjustloveful 2 months ago
Charles has an epic way of getting out of and getting in the bed.
Sakura8134 2 months ago
Here's my logic, including both guys and girls the toilet seat needs to be down at least 3/4's of the time. So, hence, when you are done put it down.
TheRheaLouie 2 months ago
Girls need to learn how to put the seat down instead of bitching ans NOT getting ur point across do it ur self its faster easier
4848120 3 months ago
Alli your hair is so short!
Karrisonfly 3 months ago
"We might even do two years!"
Uh . . . maybe three?
The3rdPersonViewer 3 months ago
I TOTALLY THOUGHT ALLI WAS GOING TO PUSH HIS HEAD INTO THE TOILET!!! HAHAH XDXD
90puppylover 3 months ago 74
Ur mariied!! Congrats!!!
CTFxC FTW
Livi198 3 months ago 66
ugh yell at my bro wen he dent put the seat down
brenduhhize 3 months ago
i reember when this first came out xD seems so long agoo
EpicNyanCatt 3 months ago
Yuck. I'd never put my head that close to the toilet.
Shyloh8 3 months ago 2
im a guy and i pee seated down, so in that way i don't pee around the toilet
davlor86 4 months ago
women should always look where they are siting c'mon we are not that stupid, everyone knows that men are awful to share a bathroom with we got to be careful
ChayoMata 4 months ago
I keep the toilet seat down an i pee all over it xD
TheRandomnessStartz 4 months ago
@TheRandomnessStartz disgusting lol
davlor86 4 months ago
Cute skit :)
koreakalila 4 months ago
i always put my toilet seat up
ZoMbZascension 4 months ago
First, trade spots with ya man. That stops him from rolling and stepping all over you at night. Second, Look before you sit. Look, sit. LOOK, SIT.
If we have to lift the seat to go, then put it back down for you that's doing, our job and yours, maybe we should complain about ladies not putting the seat up? Other than that video made me smille..kinda..
ShinRyizen 4 months ago
its their fault for not looking BEFORE they sit, why is it the mans responsibility?!?!?!?!?!
krells19 4 months ago
I have a FAT 7" just for Alli. :)
Klankumz 5 months ago
If you are RETARDED enough to sit before you look it is your own damn fault if you fall in.
CainmosniMirrored 5 months ago
@CainmosniMirrored I agree! I always look before I sit!
navygirl20091 5 months ago
'What's that? It's the toilet seat.' LOL LOL
CaptainRaison 5 months ago
you guys are HORRIBLE actors
sofaking815 5 months ago
@sofaking815 your a faggot
MrCupOfAwesome 5 months ago
@MrCupOfAwesome hahaha what ever you say mrcupofawesome, you dumb bitch
sofaking815 5 months ago
@sofaking815 One who are you to judge weather they are great actors or not and two this is a youtube video not a professional movie!
navygirl20091 5 months ago
im tired of fighting, just get rid of the toilet
thechadman1X 5 months ago
this video should have been a cartoon....
artfacestudios 5 months ago
Any one notice, ali changed clothes completely?
Ziquhh 5 months ago
@Ziquhh in the first night
Ziquhh 5 months ago
WOW....Allison changed
gammaga 5 months ago
How about put both the seat and lid down because it's hygienic, does that help settle the toilet seat argument between men and women?
BundlesofKayleigh 6 months ago
I think its weird how women don't like checking for where they're going to sit
Danielviavideo 6 months ago
just a little closer .... haha :)
MidnightBeastette 6 months ago
why do other guys put the seat up? u can't aim in the middle of the bowl?
longview1987 6 months ago
this is funny and true!!! :D
wanengblueza 6 months ago
the true man rule is don't lose virginity before your twenty or over otherwise it won't be great knowing you proably impregnated your girlfriend on the first try
jesse8131998 6 months ago
why dont girls look before sitting?? stupids...
thefoxrider911 6 months ago
@thefoxrider911 if its two in the morning and you are half asleep then you dont notice these things
agenda88s8 6 months ago
I don't understand why guys have to put the seat up anyway! Can't you aim better than that?
navygirl20091 6 months ago
@navygirl20091 When the stream is strong we can aim fine, it is the starting and stopping that causes all the mess.
CainmosniMirrored 5 months ago
@cqvl10 we wouldnt have to if you weren't so ignorant!
alli1996911 6 months ago
MAN Advise: Girls, look, then sit.
cqvl10 7 months ago
@cqvl10 EXACTLY bro
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all i can say is that CT-rippy is the luckiest dude on earth!! Nice appartment, check, coolest dogs ever, check, best job in the world, check, and the fact that he has the chance to spend the rest of his life with Alli??? dagnabbit Ct you must have done something really special in a past life to be so lucky!! but for god sake man, learn to live with the mayonaise, most men would give their left testical, for a life half as cool as yours =P you guys ROCK!!!!!
lnorman79 7 months ago
Why must Charles step on Alli's bum?
WatchVenusSpa 7 months ago
If a bitch did that too me, It would be a bitch slap war
xxtinykahunaxx 7 months ago
If the toilet seat is up when someone flushes, particles of urine and feces spread up to a ten foot radius. Therefore , it should be down except fotr the exact moments of use to avoid brush your teeth with excriment.
jlllmcd70andahalf 7 months ago
@jlllmcd70andahalf LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
ikt123 7 months ago
Would it kill you girls to look before you sit.
Brute8117 7 months ago
I think it's the women's fault because they should look before they sit down.
ANDREWIZCOO 8 months ago
1:02 I would be scared
Humanoidbioweapon 8 months ago
This was the 1st Charles trippy video I ever saw. The rest, as they say, is history... Oh an CTFXC FTW!!!!
alizee365 8 months ago
I think women leaving it up is the same as men leaving it down. Try it ladies.
on the other hand, if I fell in the toilet the first time I would have enough brains to check it the second time. Don't blame men for your low IQ.
Also, men use men's rooms all the time. When we have a BM the seats are always up so quit bitching and put it down yourself!!
tronmart1 8 months ago
@tronmart1 Whoa whoa whoa buddy, lets clear something up... This video is a PERFECT example of why woman get pissed with men when they do this... because for example just as this video was portraying, at night time when you're sleeping and you randomly wake up in the night to pee, 90% of the time you're half dead and half asleep and not paying attention, you're not thinking straight.. I wouldn't call that a low IQ smart one.
Sugars00 8 months ago
@Sugars00
Sweetie I am a guy. I have lived with guys and it has happened to me. I got up in the middle of the night and did not want to turn on the light and i practically fell in. It only took once. Women think they are the only ones to experience this and wet toilet seats. We men use mens bathrooms and occasionally we have to sit down. WE know what a wet or dirty toilet seat is all about. That's why we don't b#$ch about it. We see it everyday. Learn how to work the lid.
tronmart1 8 months ago
@tronmart1 Well I personally don't care about the seat thing when it comes to me, I'm just talking for all the other woman who who hate it. And I'll admit you do have a good point, but the low IQ thing was kind of harsh don't you think? Let's just say it works both ways. Men can do their part by putting the seat down, and woman can do their's by checking before they sit... or like you said, put the seat UP... which doesn't sound like that'll be a new bathroom trend anytime soon lol
Sugars00 8 months ago
@Sugars00
Yes, I agree. The IQ thing was a bit harsh. Actually common sense things have nothing to do with IQ. I misplace my car all the time.
I had a teacher who had me sit facing a girl. He asked us both to point to the right side of the room. She pointed to one side and I pointed to the opposite side. He asked, "Can two people be right at the same time?" We said, "Yes." He asked, " Who is right?" "Well, we said, it depends on where you're sitting" ;-) Thanks
tronmart1 8 months ago
@tronmart1 lol :) perfect example.
Sugars00 8 months ago
No. were not putting it up. We sit, you stand XD
SydnniKelly 8 months ago
Poor Alli, has to sleep with wet bum! hahaha!
WatchVenusSpa 8 months ago
I was like: HOLY SHIT!!! When she slammed it on his head!!!
That really scared me= =
Narcissistic4ever 8 months ago
i love how she said whats that ? lol
annabeth105 8 months ago
up , down lol
ClaudiaM1584 8 months ago
I never leave the seat up. I'm a dude. I also never put the second seat up when I need to go, it's not that hard to aim well lol
DahCaboose 8 months ago
please stop doing videos, Charles...I watched two and neither one was funny...sorry, but I'm sure you have other talents....good day, sir
jibbajabba311 8 months ago
I LOVE YOU GUYS!:D<3
CTFxC FTW FOREVER!:D<3
BCNation1 9 months ago
this looks like a good PSA! :D
tribranchvo 9 months ago
women should put it up!!!
gemini1sh 9 months ago
How did Alli forget to flush when Charles just went to the bathroom? o.O
jdefuria24 9 months ago
you should put both seats down before you flush, cuz when u flush all those particals shoot into the air. ewwwwch. and if ur toothbrush is out there, ur brushing ur teeth with it. double ewwch
brasskicksass13 9 months ago
It sounded like she took a massive dump.
girlchecker300 9 months ago
i wish they had the bloopers for this!!
MarianMinty 9 months ago
i live in a house with 5 boys and i never have to deal with that excep my 3 year old nephew forgets :)
ElisabethandJaniceTH 9 months ago
men put the toilet seat dwn plzzzzzzzzzzzzz my bros keep the toilet seat up everyday bt now they keep the toilet seat dwn when ther done
alldrama1 9 months ago
I'll put the toilet seat down and never pick that shit up why don't the girl just touch the toilet seat.
DavidOAnal 10 months ago
You don't hear of dudes falling in the toilet when they have to take a dump.....Why you ask? Because we check it before we sit down. Spread the word.
jagal812 10 months ago
5 stars for alli falling in the toilet!!!!!!!!
blueroans4567 10 months ago
You would think after the first night she would sleep on the other side of the bed so he wouldn't have to roll over her.
Quixikat 10 months ago
I'm sorry if our ASS isn't as big as boy's ASSES. We fall in!!
theCallaLily12 10 months ago 64
@theCallaLily12 Women are blind apparently, I look at the toilet seat before i let it fly, why the hell can't you!, I'll put the toilet seat up when i use it, but i'm not gonna put it down unless i need it down. Sexism ftl
Sanguinis666 10 months ago
@theCallaLily12 is it me or is there alot of DUMB ASS MAN making fun of girls my boyfriend lives with me and he leaves it up at night i am like haf asleep when i go to the bathroom and guess what happens yup i FALL IN
blondie5796 10 months ago
@blondie5796 Pick either one... 1.Your an imbecile 2.Your Blind 3.Your selfish cause you can't put the seat up for men, what do you need? A 2yr old's Toilet training system? i mean c'mon now...
ReddHarlemX1 9 months ago
@theCallaLily12 shut up and get in the kitchen bitch xD
jayc342009 9 months ago
@theCallaLily12 maybe all you females should just learn to fucking LOOK BEFORE YOU SIT. are you really that retarded that you dont even notice that its up before you go? its a whole fucking shit load harder to remember to put the seat up after using it than it is to remember to put the seat down before you use it.. do you sit down before you pull out a chair? also if i sound sexist, sorry im just replying to your sexism. fucking bitch. this entire thing is just women not WANTING equal rights.
xtremegopher 7 months ago
@xtremegopher AGREED
ZoMbZascension 6 months ago
@theCallaLily12 ????
ZoMbZascension 6 months ago
@theCallaLily12 true
pagiewoern445 6 months ago
That's why you should look before you sit. :)
Paws31497 11 months ago
Wow... if we count with THIS video too, there have been uploaded 18 videos in 1 year and 1 month. I miss the old-school days ;(
LowBatteryFilms 11 months ago
Holy cow... It's been 1 year since this video was uploaded.. HOLY SH*T! :O I'm just kidding, things go fast when you watch Charles Trippy! :)
LowBatteryFilms 11 months ago
Aaah men are stupid.
RobzFanpire 11 months ago
OOOOHHHH, THE OLD TOILET SEAT DOMESTIC BATTLE HUMOR! That's sure is some fresh creative original humor... ha ha, ho ho, huh huh... No. Stop. It's. Too. Funny. Really.
I call this video "Two bland dullards with too much free time and not enough brain power between them to light a match." It's going to be a HUGE seller on DVD...
KingKook 11 months ago
Yes, all women should be trained to put the seat back up after they are done.
Brointman 11 months ago
I understand about the whole putting the seat up and down issue. But I dont like peeing at work lol so when I get home I dont want to bother with putting the seat down.
tokyobliss63 11 months ago
i dont put it up i just dont give a fart
DucksfanMr 11 months ago
It would be better just to put a urinal in the bathroom.
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StrikeTsunami 11 months ago
wtf? Charles changes t-shirts from 0:57 to 1:00
liambristow 11 months ago 54
@liambristow He wears a different shirt for each night they are showing.
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@liambristow its called a different night.
randkprouductions 8 months ago
now that they've become famous over there shows on the internet they wanna act different so that now they can put subliminal messages in there videos and still have a happy expression on there face "/ sad how you people dont care bout the world ... were people too and there shouldnt be any secretes in this world !!!
Niccccckkk 11 months ago
i leave it half way.
GreatestOfGrapes 11 months ago
Why can't a woman check first? I have to check when I take a crap.
nicodemous52 11 months ago
@nicodemous52 Because some women are stupid.
MortalKombat773 11 months ago
I have my own bathroom so i never have to yell at a the guys at my house to put the toilet seat down unless they use the bathroom without my authorized permission and that is why i always make sure that my doors are shut before i leave my room. plu sthey have lousy aim whether the they put the toilet seat up or not which they usually dont :(
szj135 11 months ago
bitches how about you learn to look before you leap and check to make sure the seat is down fucking tards. thats why men will always be your boss.
th3kingflores 1 year ago
@th3kingflores not really there are a lot of women that are bosses and more women are getting more jobs than men
Ninmika 1 year ago
@Ninmika true but thats because women nowadays are more susceptible to sucking larger amounts of penis than in the olden days.
th3kingflores 1 year ago
@th3kingflores nope not at all it just means 1.) women are smarter & 2.) women are not as lazy
nothing to do with suckin dick.
only sluts do that to get a promotion but thats real rare cuz rarely any sluts work now and days. they work as prostitutes
Ninmika 1 year ago
@Ninmika if women are so smart why is it that it was man who invented the car, the airplane, the INTERNET, the ipod, abortions, penicillin, over 90% of all pharmaceutical remedies the list can go on for days. the 3 most notable things women have made are the diapers, dishwashers and ironing board! how ironic :)
th3kingflores 1 year ago
women are so stupid... in regards to this anyways. They make up the lamest excuses. Ok, here is the thing. If you comply to this "rule" it means they got you by the *beep*. Don't fall for it. Be the man. Say no to stupid lame rules. To the girls. Be glad that we even bother putting it up. We could leave it down, pee on it and not even wipe if off. Which would you prefer? K. Thought so.
brahmamurti 1 year ago
alli's got him so well trained ;)
RandomlyChandler 1 year ago
I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you dont shut the fuck up!!
terminamator 1 year ago
Why can't women do that?
brt5470 1 year ago
Guys do go number 2 eventually. Before we sit down we always check the seat! I'm usually running to the bathroom, but I take 2 seconds to check if the seat is down.
vsidhu58 1 year ago
When Alli poops an angel gets it's wings!
WatchVenusSpa 1 year ago
who makes those beats lol
MrSmileyHasABigDong 1 year ago
Don't sit on the toilet in the dark, genius.
The seat has two positions. Up and down. If I want it up, I put it up. If you want it down, put it down. I don't need to compensate for your LAZINESS.
Anyone who sits on a toilet in the dark deserves to fall in it.
Serpent257 1 year ago 2
LOL i usually do that so that isn't a problem xD
Hibofobi 1 year ago
Just pee sitting down, it's way more comfortable.
micas96 1 year ago
i thought i was great. what i dont get is how is it possible to walk all the way with your eyes open to the bathroom but once you get in there a women closes her eyes and sits without looking. "oh i made it to the restroom, now its time to close my eyes so i can both pee and catch some sleep"
Women always trying to multitask.
bertoacus 1 year ago
Every girl I've lived with has told me to put the toilet seat down. So now I don't even bother lifting it up when I use the bathroom. I just piss all over it. I've got a room for rent btw if any girls are interested.
youtuubematters 1 year ago
lolz, i hav to learned that rule. =)
chrisw443 1 year ago
"Put the toilet seat down" .... please your a big girl it only takes one second to put it down....
dmaster35 1 year ago
@dmaster35 yeah it takes 1 second thats why u should do it
Nicoal1256 1 year ago
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I don't get this rule, why do women fall in the toilet?! Don't you pay attention to what the hell your doing? If the seat is down, does that mean I'm gonna just piss all over the top of it? No, because I have common sense, and I don't know any real life women who have ever had that problem.
C0LL1N 1 year ago 39
@C0LL1N
BE A GENTLEMAN AND PUT IT DOWN.
Freakoutnicola 11 months ago
@C0LL1N As a gentleman I do put it back down but as a over thinker, I don't quite understand the issue. After all women in my family put the seat and tap down, why? Germs. Also because we never were forced about putting the seat down, I picked that up out of habit, so I wouldn't make a mistake when I get married. But quite honestly is just laziness from certain women's part. As for why they don't check, is because their bathrooms have the seat down, only women use them, men use guest restrooms.
Raziel354 10 months ago
@C0LL1N U really havent been living then unless there secretly gay woman hate it... and syes there is always piss all over the toilet u never notice cause u never sit down!!
Lovernutella 10 months ago
1:02 LOLZ
Jaumur 1 year ago
Its easier to put down than put up :L
SoftwareTutorial 1 year ago
why cant girls put it down themselves
UFALLI 1 year ago
@UFALLI because girls want everything done for them because they are completely useless other than for reproduction
Dranex11 1 year ago
@Dranex11 not all girls want eveything done for them,i dont expect my boyfriend to do every little thing for me,girls are very useful besides reproduction
ipodkilledtheradio 1 year ago
Wow. o_o does this really happen to people? :L
StephenMcCrystall 1 year ago
You put your head in there you tard??? faq-off... Your Co-Host is HOT... Is she on facebook?
jestes2323 1 year ago
@jestes2323 co-host = fiancee
crazycoconut757 1 year ago
@crazycoconut757 Well thats too bad.. Wait.. Are you the fiancee? Did you leave him yet?? I could understand why, lol. Sorry, I am kinda picky about the way a girl looks and you have HOT written all over you.
jestes2323 7 months ago
@jestes2323 Lol no.
Alli is Charles's bride-to-be, she's not gonna end up leaving him. Keep dreaming.
crazycoconut757 7 months ago
@crazycoconut757 lol... It's all good. I just wanted to run with it for a while :)
jestes2323 7 months ago
I have shitty aim. Especially when I hold it in. I end up pissing all over the floor and on my feet. =/
RattleheadAnthony 1 year ago
this was the first charles trippy video i ever watched, and now im a ctfxc'er
ggeek101 1 year ago
WHY CAN'T GIRLS JUST FUCKING LOOK DOWN?!!! but i still think Alli is AWESOME!!!!
MYpsnISjpizzle50 1 year ago
LEAVE THE SEAT UP AND SMEAR SOMETHING STICKY ON THE TOILET RIM SUCH AS HONEY OR SYRUP. THAT WILL LEARN THOSE DUMB BITCHES TO LOOK BEFORE THEY SIT.
john17972 1 year ago
this guy is incredibly whipped. will probably discover something in the closet in his 40s.
demonstrationclass8 1 year ago
@demonstrationclass8 what does that mean?
ZombieVsDinosaur 1 year ago
The only mistake that he made is allowing her to sleep. She should be getting sexed all night. LOL.
kuunami 1 year ago
So she' s too stupid to look to see if the toilet seat is down and it's his fault. I get it.
But what I don't get is why she thinks that smacking him in the head with a toilet seat, which is domestic violence, is funny or even appropriate in any way? It isn't. Imagine if her BF put her head in the toilet and close the lid on her what feminists would say. IT'S PROMOTING VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN!!11
If we're all equal then you have no right to strike a man. EVER. NEVER. EVER. GET IT?
gamenode 1 year ago
@gamenode I believe its called a skit? and its called common courtesy. Thats like me leaving a dirty tampon floating around in the toilet and thinking its okay for the next person to see..
oh and remember, millions of women get raped and beaten by MEN not the other way around. I'm not saying everything women do is right and wonderful but many are disrespected by sexist men, the least they can do is put the seat down
maybe1princess 1 year ago
@maybe1princess
Women rape men every time they force him to become a father against his will and extort him for child support for 20 years.
Live your own god damn seat you lazy pos.
gamenode 1 year ago
@gamenode yeah, tell that to the girls that have gotten raped and pregnant at 15 and younger... wait, this discussion came from fighting over a toilet seat? what has this world come to?? 0_0
maybe1princess 1 year ago
@maybe1princess
Tell that to the young boys who have been raped by their female teachers and then have to pay her child support when they turn 18.
For the record, rape is so unlikely to result in a pregnancy that you are more likely to win the lottery without buying a ticket. Look it up.
gamenode 1 year ago
@gamenode well i'm done arguing it's useless to debate something if a person always thinks their right. oh well YOU WIN CONGRATS IM SWALLOWING MY PRIDE!! YOUR #1, THE BIG KAHUNA, THE BEST THERE IS, WONDERFUL, JAW DROPPING AWESOMENESS. You were merciful to let me speak in your presence o' great one...
maybe1princess 1 year ago
@maybe1princess
It might surprise you that I don't give a crap what you think of me. The days of men kowtowing to women's opinion is over.
gamenode 1 year ago