Jesue - i will survive

[michycoco1]

car noel c'est tout simplement la naissance du christ !!!!

[michycoco1]

bonne anniversaire jésus-christ "je t'aime"

[Voltrock]

Je veux pas dénoncer quelque chose mais je trouve aucune parodie video de mahomet mais qu'est ce que cela veut dire??? :)

[framboise70]

Après paf le chien voila paf jésus ...

[MrSoprano45]

jadore le sleep je veux le même

[MrSoprano45]

hyper marent c'est trop cool

[john95200]

Moquer vous aller Y mais La colére Du fils De Dieu seras terrible !

(Que sa soit une parodie ou Pas ! ) On ne se moque pas de Dieu

[Voltrock]

Pas faux, la colère de dieu sera terrible! ^^

Il manque plus que mahomet et ça serai géniale ^^

[jijikinzo]

@Voltrock va tu faire baisé salle race laisse le prophète tranquille

[Voltrock]

@jijikinzo Ca veut dire en français?^^

[kevinmas92]

J’espère que le camion était en mousse parce que vu ce qu'il vient de se prendre la je pense qu'il va rester un moment a l’hôpital. Oh putin.

[TheRock6ful]

Camion : 1 Jésus : 0

[MelleOceeane13]

<3 ;D TROP F0ORT

[cba1307]

LOL

[123MRwolfe]

LOL

[tiftif63cheval]

Jte kiff mes ,, ah dommage t'es mort

[MARIECHARLLOTE]

shrek xD

[sultan201015]

se van a podrir en el infierno xq con el rey de reyes nadie se mete fuego del cielo les va caer

[SophiaBu]

a 0:28 il me fait trop rire : D

[sorenza971]

Aucun respect, même pas pour schrek lol

[miguelmecan]

Geniaaaaal!  !

[MultiLoulove]

it's so funny

[Lafilleblondedu73]

Ah ah on dirait Romy Fresneda ,

[louise5221]

ptdr !



[Gunki94]

GUIGNOLE VA J'BAISE TA MERE

[033mijismij]

I'm more scared of naked Jesus then the Devil

[xHabbobeta]

c shrek mdrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[MrChristianator]

HAHAHAHA OMFG I LMDO!

[brams93430]

mdr



[moulkawa84]

vraiment très très con... j'adooore ~)

[Cvantez1]

pauvre jésus nimporte-koi je fait jaime pas

[Dylan81870]

:) Trop enorme

[ophelie5495]

aa tro mdr je pleure de rire aaaaaaa

[ophelie5495]

aa tro mdr je pleure de rire aaaaaaa

[ophelie5495]

jésu exciste pa tou le monde di on et néé grace a jésu c faux

il y a des siécles et des siécles il y a eu un homme et une femme

c'été les premier humains de la terre i on fai des enfants leur enfant des ainsi de suite et sa c vraix c pa grace a jésu

et moi j'ai que 10ans et je c'est déja tous sa et vous pe etre pa alors olieu de dire c'est grace a jesu kon et la fermer vote geule point barres

[quentin09z]

@ophelie5495 mais comment y sont venues ton homme et ta femme.

[Luzzu17]

@ophelie5495 le quick c'est d'la merde.

[ScreenBaBeH]

@ophelie5495 tu sais, on est la par levolution.. pas par un homme et une femme qui sont apparus bing bang dememe.. on est les descendants des singes, qui eux sont les descendents de quelque chose d'autre

alors jcrois que c toi qui devrait "fermer ta gueule point barre"

[morlay93]

et voila faut pas se moquer de la religion

[PowaaChoco]

have butilful xD

[danaetlinda]

lol

[dapimppope]

I just committed a sin watching this and laughing, please forgive me jesus...

[roiombre]

c'est génial !

[mlleangedemon]

Énorme J'adore !!

[mlleangedemon]

Énorme J'adore !!

[renauddeboeck]

putain je suis amoureux de jésus mtn O_o Mdr'

[105supersonic]

Jesus Return XD

[umatoutou]

PTDR il est taré super il a beaucoup de courage!

[christektonas]

fucking stupids you thing that joking with jesus is funny you stupids

[emilien2821]

mort de jésue apprai résuraiction lol

[PaiNinLoVe1]

mais calmer vous merde c juste un pti video penser vous vraiment ke jésu...si il existe serais facher de sa...personnellement je pensserais pas

[Paymoi1ver]

Ca donne trop envie de se convertir *o* xD

[TheRayane59]

mdrr

[angenizi]

idiot  video is stupid

[AsocaDiez]

La prochain fois qu'il ressuscite , il regardera si le petit bonhomme était vert....

[TheRapfrancais]

@AsocaDiez exxplddr tu ma tuée :P !!!

[20Eponine]

Le ridicule tue au final XD

[ParfaitEtrangerLive]

don't worry. He will survive!

[passionaqua]

Ah j'adore !

[asteria01]

franchement enorme , de tres gros applaudissements!

presque certains que des pretres ont ris:

[mocanounet]

le mec qui joue jesus je le respecte ! xD enorme bien jouer :)

[Topownd]

Fallait bien qu'il meure un jour lui . XD

[kyfan100]

you are an Idiot

[AsocaDiez]

@kyfan100 Catholic Extremist Spotted.

[dufresne91]

@TheF0etus c'est quoi c'te mentalité....?! on se détend! C'est vrmt le genre de commentaire débile qui attise la haine, c'est con ce que tu dit!

[Miley4444mode]

elle s'appellerait pas malena?

[DydyHabbo]

C'est de la moquerie cette parodie -,-

[74LedZeppelin]

Trop bon ^^

[Crofti888]

Ca m'énerve les gens ki dise que cette vidéo est une honte parce qu ec'est sur Jesus, c'est bon c'est une PARODY, c'est pas parce qu'on trouve cette vidéo marrant kon se fous de la gueule de Jesus.... -_-'

[30n3lly]

PTDRR la fin est trop Déliir <3

[elias4960]

@ TheFOetus : Bien dis !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nour659]

Ouai la 1er fois aussi c'tes drole, mais je trouve sa degeulasse, aucun respect pour les religions!!! pff franchement vous avez pas honte de dire haha ou lol / mdr / trop fort pff srx

[elscreeme78]

@Nour659 on peu deconer nan 

[anais97100]

mdr c'est trop fort surtout la fin :D

[JannetEstevez]

jajajajajaja el final

[MrNamochy]

Trop effet de surprise!!!MDR

Stupide mais drôle je crois que ça résume tout^^

[miyuki76770]

ptdr

[nanap49]

je m'attenter pas du tous a ça mdr

[alexis95660]

J'ADORE!!!

[bccccds]

XD le car aivai mare de lui XD

[thanukutty]

Bon, je trouve ça pas marrant...:| Mais l'acteur est bon...

[mecomandisert]

on s'en fou que les autres sois mulsuman ou autres tu n'a pas qua regardé cestout ce 'nes pas notre probleme chacun a sa religion je penses que cleui qui la fait n'ai pas musulma ndonc voila il ne se soucis pas de mulsuman il n'a pas a regardé vos souci sinon i ls'en sort pas ;) au faite trés bonne vidéo :p mais moi je les vu celui de l'extra terrestre pas mal nn plu

[MrAdiliano54]

je suis musulman et je n'accepte pas ce genre de chose - Chaqu'un sa religion et chaqu'un sa vie .personne a le droit de touché la religion des autres .

[themissgb]

je trouve pas sa marrant de ce moquez de jésus c'est abuser la ..

aucune honte !!

[xCandyCanez]

OMG THAT LOOKS REAL AT THE END LOL  XD

[krohqme]

mdr

[omgnessify]

when he threw of his robe it was one of the most epic moments ever

[sasou33260]

MDR'

[mistermoire]

Je kiff cette vidéo =D

Je suis mort de rire à chaque fois =D

[Matthouyo1]

ses trop con pour moi :I

[xinasean]

0:17 :)

[xanaqeeni]

hahaaaa..

even his son can't joke with him!!

[McNessix]

funny:DD

[MelGwen1er]

that's just funny !!! i love this ;p

[gothiklight666]

tout simplement génial ! ^^

[Cartoonmasterful]

omg thats so funny I think im going to die laughing (:

[Rumpo92]

hahahahahahah porca puttana

[bandzondermensen]

hahaha so funny

[oooorb1]

ahhhh good ol' nyc =D

[SykesvilleCoin]

that video was funny, I don't care what anybody else says about it, it was funny

[megatown]

WHO told that I am religious WHO?

It is better to be a good atheist than a bad religious one

It is also better to be a good religious than a bad atheist one.

So there remains the question what is good and what is evil, since even the evil claims to be the good. I am not paid to do the thinkwork for you. Do it for yourself

[megatown]

and WHO has given the barbar the permission to speak in the name of the LORD and SAVIOR, by denying him? WHO?

[megatown]

I am sure you are even too ignorant to be ashamed, yeah even too coward to spend one serious thought over all these things because you are a slave of yourself

[megatown]

"The prophet gave permission to kill children and women in war." (Bukhari, Jihad/146; Abu Dawood113).

only a sick minded individual or let us better say only human scum can lift a pedophile barbar to its own and its own childrens idol and life example!!!

[megatown]

Women is worth one-half a man.[Quran 2:282]

Women are deficient both in mind and religion. [Bukhari. menses book 304]

Tabari IX:113 Treat women well for they are like domestic animals...

6000girls vagina mutilated every single day, 2000 among them die under unspeakable pain. Every single day, in the name of a godhood called Allah!

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slavery exists only in muslem countries today.

lying is just another way of waging war for islam.

truth for them does not exist.

[mukkasmile]

ke kojoni ke siete..

[Montyextreme]

i was with it till you killed jesus. it made me smile but know i'm sad.

[khmerz1]

own...

[bughiman88]

omfg !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chaoshead666]

zomg lol

[lasenoritadu59]

j'ador la fin

[gabbg94]

lol

[lamissdu63700]

mdr

[megatown]

what about to try this out with a mohammed

[PrinceVice]

what about I stick my dick in your ass

[megatown]

Don't forget about the 51 MILLION little girl "brides" who are raped by adult males every day, most of them in islamic countries.

On the upside, it's effective birth control because about 3/4 of those little girls will be rendered sterile or will die in childbirth from having been raped too young.

[PrinceVice]

I get it, there is no god and the world is out to get you.

too many dump people and religion is bad. everyone is wrong and you're the only one who 'really' 'only' want's the truth. dude, get off it and go to something with your life. like be happy, wtf are you thinking anyways. you're not gonna "find" the truth cuz you're not looking for the truth. Just for a reason why.

[megatown]

WHO told you that you know me?

I see, you even dont know yourself

[PrinceVice]

maybe, but I know you. Just another dumb slave to the same old shit. blah blah blah, on the internet, in school, at home or work. same self involved out-look on life. Why don't you just admit that you yourself don't know shit. "admit" that much and be a real man, instead of this douche of a bag.

[megatown]

I do not wonder over all the unspeakable sh..t around until there are bigots like you underway here. Needs to get polished out.

[rikkyboy2012]

you shouldn't have used jesus, but it still is funny

[Krumelvsmunka]

oh damm you are so stupid that its hurt to

know that i now that you are human

because im also human ...I dont whant to be the same like YOU

[firewall1888]

lol so funny... oh and fuck all you who think this aint funny

[mario2517]

lol .. tres drole

[86COLE]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[RyLegacy]

jesus (no pun intended) christ people.... get a sense of humor. this is funny.

[Lehmann0]

FUcking Lol

[mrworms3d]

your not going in heaven for posting this my friend...

[shauny11mufc]

Maybe he chooses not to believe in god or jesus, everyone is titled to an opinion?

[mrworms3d]

maybe, but he has to respect the other's religion...

[shauny11mufc]

Yeah, true there But not everyone has a logical brain, me being 15 i respect other peoples religions.

[stolaike]

fake ?

[davdav254]

Hahaha LOVE THE END :D

[jigsawjigsaw666]

Cultisime ^^

[ParisIZfun]

HAHA hilarious!!!

[tommadele]

trop mdr mais le gars est vraiment mort ?

[robsquesquetuveux]

Mais nan Mdr

[rckami]

trop xD surtout ac la vois de femme

[SuperKalouche]

excellent mdr !!!!

[Deckz00]

too funny i had this on my phone bty is it just me or is the special effects ending amazingly done! 9/10

[Yvesgermain78]

lol

[NamikazeMinato1234]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha

[Michtoleretour]

wtf :D

[rock1me1rock]

OMFG!

[TheMapple19]

HAHAHA ! x'D

[MrOasis51]

I don't remenber if it was Jesus or Gloria Gainor who said:"I will survive"

[diego7113]

and you find that this is funny? pfff ....

[Marionetlesponeys]

it is so Fun!!look at it every morning to gave me the energy to go school

[crazyfreakypunk]

Haha thats just hilarious blasphemy

[wriggly40]

lol, thats how jesus want to be remembered, for brining to to us all :)

[DeathPheonix117]

thats what you get for blasphemy

[BlackieMorphine]

Omg X'D

[Acidknowledge1]

hah that's hilarious but I'm still trying to make sense of the vid discription...

[jippyperson]

oh so thats how jesus died

[residentevilnerd]

imagine what all the innocent people just watching him walking around in an adult diaper

[goku1498]

make that 0:40

[goku1498]

holy shit at 0:41

[kumikodee]

It was funny to begin with, now it's just hilarious.

[sammytwetyboy]

absurd really silly

[xSHADOWxThexHedgehog]

WTF?

That is what I call funny!

[Basilisk3492]

Sorry i rated it so low my dad didn't approve... i thin its blasphemy but funny blasphemy...

[Basilisk3492]

omfg even jesus himelf couldn't fail 2 laugh at that...lol

[Owenzo95]

well i betcha father dougal mcguire will tink dat is funny

[meganroxforeva]

LOL who thinks of this stuff

[dragonslayer2k7]

... last part was funny...

[dauphine823]

lol mdr

[WindyWolfGirl]

omg,...! o.0

lol!! XD

[RandomZackkk]

lol

[HeaventlyMatt]

XD FUNNY XD XD XD

[SiraMausi]

yeah that´s cool^^

[calatouff]

lol mdr ça fait un moment qu'elle y est mais toujours aussi drole ^^

[chanteuze1]

mdrrrrrr

[mathieullll]

lol je la connais mes trop bon de la revoire xD!

[loveuse215]

XD j'mi atender pas !!

[fandemailly]

re lol

[Gaystar4live8D]

OMG OMG OMG XD!

fucking funny xDxD

[frostalingur]

lol

lol

[romy0205]

trop for c trop cool

[DontCry4ever]

Yeah this is not Bad =p