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  • "I'm sexy." "oh here comes a bitch!" lmao

  • WTF!!!

  • What's the number for 911? XD

  • seeing as this is a parody and he said you're not gonna let go are you? i really dont wanna think of what she was holding on to LOL

  • awkward...

  • That was some funny chiz..i was crying:DD)

  • "Im sorry white girl the dope was cloudin' up my window ! "

  • "I said I'm sorry white girl"

    "I heard you shitface"

  • rosale time for your smer yass

    

  • this is stupid. their was no humor in it

  • That was the best video I have ever seen in my entire life. As you can tell from my username I watch an awful lot of kid crap, and I like Twilight. But this is frigging AMAZING!!!

  • i wanna be inside ur face?

  • what's the number for 911 LOL

  • lol XD

    i stole your ovaries

  • haha :) type in the searchfelt "Twilight spoof lapdance" (): its funny :-D

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  • 'I heard you shit face'

    Your video is very hilarious :D

  • not funny in the slightest there r so many things wrong with it and you wonder why our kids are messed up like they are its videos like this that do it

  • NUL VREMEN NUL

  • So undeniably my favorite is the " GODDAYM" at the end! :D

  • haha funnii!

  • i love twilight but I have to say my favorite hing is watching these ♥

  • Yes carlisle you is sexy nonomono

  • haha, nigga please :)

  • "I'mmm seeexy!"

    "It's hurt. Like a fire of 3 dragons!"

    xD

  • I love it!

  • Well, bitch I stole your ovaries.

    ...

    GOD DAYUM.

  • Random.lol

  • You... Had your hand you pushed it, inside my vag!

    LOL.

  • Random. But I did giggle on some parts

  • r u racist?

  • "I heard you, shit face" LMAO

  • do you know that he could have raped you!?

  • lol idk to fucking laugh or to be very scared

  • lol is there part 2!?

  • nigga please-high voice-

    rasist fuck

    ima deport you to africa biatchh

    im sexy

    well here comes a bitch

    u are a pervert

  • whats teh number for 911 lol thick shit

  • you are, a pervert. ♥

  • PMSL! :L

  • I herd you, shit face. HAHAHA best line

  • team edwar becuase i love vampires the rock

  • lol weird but really funny♥

  • imma report you to africa biatch ! lmao 

  • when bella is by the guy in the hospital, when he said, "im srry white girl." and bella said, "ino shit face." she sounds like my friend kacey! lolz

  • HAHAH this was funny...

  • this is funny!!!!!!

  • "rosalie, time for you're smear"

    "YESSSSS!" lol . this is funny shatt:) i want the sequel !!

  • Dude, i was about to get my prostate checked

    HAHAHA so random

  • "I said I'm sorry white girl."

    "I heard you shit face"

    that was the best part of the hospital scene but the whole thing was great. :D

  • The fire of 3 dragons? lololol!

  • that cool

  • omg this is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooo funny

  • lol " lyk wats the number to 911" lol lol lol way to funny

  • Bahahahaa XD "Bitch, I stole your ovaries"

    <33

  • "i said im sorry white girl"

    "i heard you shit face"

    lol funniest shit evar that sequal better come quick

  • Bitch plant yo fine ass ova here LMFAO xD Love it

  • LMFAO! yes, yes that was great xD

    i said im sorry white girl!

  • Carlisle just comes in and was like "I'm sexy!!" and i just started laughing so hard!! xD and i liked wen Bella was like "you racist fuck!" and "its bella bitch!" x]

  • LMFAO!!!! funniest crap ever :D

    "IM SEXY" carlisle lol!!!!

  • yea he iz sexiiii!!LOL!!

  • LOL carlisle " im sexy"

  • "What's the number for 911?" Haha, love it!

  • it was reaalllyy funny but i think it was just a little to racist

  • "Im sexy" Haha that fit so perfectly xD

  • 1:14, 1:27 LMAO! xD

  • "Well bella, you looking fly girl!" lolz xP

  • thats funny shit :')

  • Its Bella bitch!

    

  • Lesbian got crushed.

    xDD

  • "Im sexy!" *smiles with pride* lol! Hilarious!

  • "i heard you shit face"

  • OMIGOD that is bloody brilliant.

  • lyke ats the number for 911 XD

  • Hahaha!! This was hilarious :D

  • "I heard you shit face , "

    cracked me up ! :)

  • the funniest part was "Im sexy"

  • @betheniek5 im sexy hahahaha

  • þetta var bara ömurlegt

  • this was hella funny, but kinda racist.

  • Oh my fucking gawd. I was literally rolling on the ground laughing my fucking ass off! Just wish the audio could have been a bit louder. But this was pure hilarity!

  • this shit is odee funii...omqq

  • Well bitch I stole your ovaries!!! Haha this is fucking hilarious!! I love it (:

  • OVARIES!!!!!

  • hahhahahhaha good job :)

  • I love this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • At first I was just like WTF? This isn't funny its just stupid and then it got really funny as soon as they were in the hospital! LOL! Their facial expressions matched what the were saying so much! That made it even funnier!

  • "White girl, I'm sorry. The Dope was clouding up my windows!" Mega Lol! This shit was great.

  • OMFG! that was f-ing funny!

  • white girl, I'm sorry. The dope was clouding up my window!

    haha :p

  • hahahahahaha that was funny!!!!

  • its bella bitch, you lookin fly girl!

  • this is amazin :L:L:L

  • WTF!?

  • you have totally violated the sanctity of the "pant"inson. for that u must burn.

  • holy shit! lmfao!!!!! hhahahahah

  • funny but to many swears reminds me of south park

  • way to much cursing

  • this is lame, no offence. All it is is swearing

  • Carlisle part LOL

  • Twihard approved

  • LMAO wats the # for 911???

  • Well bitch, I stol your ovaries. x'D

  • its bella bitch!

  • that was funny

  • lolz!

  • i can't stop laughing! 5/5!

  • I think that was the funniest thing I've ever seen. I almosr died when you said face in my crotch. The way it was dubbed looked like she actually said it. Love itt!

  • Hahahahaha! That was soooo racist, but still funny.

    "I wanna be inside your face"

    "My face is off limits"

    "Goddamn" XD

  • lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • its god damn IT

  • omg!!! i luved it!!

  • Haha!

    "I said i was sorry white girl"

    "I heard you shit face"

    Hahahahaha! :D

    Im Sexy! ;)

  • haahhhahahhahahahaha :')

  • LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

  • This is fucking hilarioussssss.

  • i love this video it is sooo hilarious i hav this as one of my favs great job!!!

  • LMAO at 1:26 xD

  • i love carlilse he is so amazing

  • i love the

  • 'im sexy' lol, but true

  • rosalie time for your smear...yesssss!

    my fav part

  • LOL!!

  • Bitch! Starin at me! lmfao! haha im sexy! yes yes he is :)

  • LMFAO!

  • LMFAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOO.

  • i thot it was f**kin hilarious lol

  • " lesbian got crushed "

    ROFL

  • I love the bit where carlisle is talking to ed&rosalie, lmao.

  • Hahaha!!! That was pretty gud. you guys r so creative. :D

  • what's the number 911)))

  • hahaha "I'm sexii!" Soo damn true! Let's get it on in this bitch, Carlisle! xD JK lol! Nice job! Hilarious!

  • Carlise comes in 'I'M SEXY' I dunno, but that cracked me up.

  • @TeeJaiiProductions its just because its true :)

  • that was awsome lol i want to get in your face lol so funny i nearly died laughing

  • "Well bitch, I stole your ovaries!"

    LMAO! This has to be the funniest Twilight parody that I've seen. XD

  • omg that was actually funny....lol

  • lesbian got crushed! bitch, i jus stole ur ovary

  • IM SEXY!!!

    That Carisle part cracks me up BAHAHAHAHHAHA

    fav! 5*

  • Okay, that was ridiculous.

    But I lul'd. xD;

  • its time for your smear rosalie, hahahhaahahaha

    this is the funniest twilight parody ever!

  • lesbian got crushed XD

  • At :25 he's like "ITS THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!"

  • I just died laughing

  • FUNNY SHIT!

  • that was highlarious!!!!! good ending

  • HAHAHAHAH!!!i looooovee it

  • IM SEXY

    WHy dont you come plant your fine ass ova here.....

    GReat shit(:

  • that was funny as shit!

  • bahahaha lol

  • wtf?

  • this is the funniest thing ive seen all day

  • duude they fucki n breaking dawn but this was funny

  • What a way to end! OMG that was amazing!:)

    Second comment:L

  • ''you are a pervert'

    class:L

  • "White girl, I'm sorry, the dope was clouding up my windows" LOL priceless :)

  • hahahahahah

  • "you were behind my car, ur face in my crotch"! LMFAO!

  • Haha So Funny!

    Its Bella Bitch! Haha! Loved It=D x

  • omg lololololol i luv ur vidz

  • oh so the creators were high? well people who get high always come up with the funniest SHIZ!!!! THIS VIDEO WUZ HALARIOUS!!!

  • It's bella bitch Lmao

  • NIGGA PLEASE

  • omfg. so fuckin funny. i pissed when i saw this mutha fuckin dope fly shiat. soda iz good for da creating mindddddddddddd

  • stupid (in a good way) i like twilight

  • LMAO!!!! soooo funny!!! love it!

  • LOL! me n my mate are like the biggest fans of this video ever! were constatly talkin bout it!:L Lovvit!! x

  • This is SOOOO wrong!!...and funny as hell!! LMAO!