Car Thief Poops His Pants.

[SteveOskillz]

I try to make a poop cycle by pooping in my mouth, but i have bad aim and it always ends up in my eyes

[CryOfTheRavens]

"Saw a little chunk of faeces and was like..."

Annnnnnnnd, we're done with a Tuc crackers, but thanks for the thought.

[xJeffTheKillerx]

in 1st grade some kid had diarrea and he shit his pants,and we had to leave the class room cause it smelled so bad :D

then he he had no friends...

[HelenaVanCity]

Failbarrassment! lol

[RMfilms2]

i remember i was walking down the hallway of my school and then i see poop draged down the hallway for two meter's

[puppymolly123]

When I was in elementary school, some girl actually took her shit and smeared it all over the bathroom wall. It was fucking disgusting. Then our 2 teachers made us go out in the hall and had a public "investingation/interrigation" over who smeared their own crap on the wall.

[Supernileylover1]

my sis found shit in the girls restroom in her school with piss around it

[WinkyFace716]

Oh son of a bitch I thought it was chocolate!!! Hahaha that made me LOL

[elleonhighheels]

I remember being in school once and hearing about some kid finding a massive shit in a urinal.. so he went to use a different urinal and what did he find? Another shit.

As fucked up as it is, I laughed so hard! This was ten years ago and I still laugh about it to this day!! LMFAO!!

[omgweedman]

in the 2nd grade one of my classmates shit his pants infront of class and then the teacher took him to the bathroom and wiped his ass xD

[randomawsomnessgirl]

"After that I had a hard time makeing friends...I mean he...." lol haha fluffee love u!

[Funny0times]

-DERP VOICE- He pooped his pants

[A7Xdemon22]

kyle took a shit in a urinal at south park elementary

[Traumafreak11]

It's human! XD

[lenelmaseasko123]

Some mental black kid at my school took a shit in the urinal

[CutiePieLoL5]

I be ur fwend :]

[jbsuperfan7]

i meant he.......

[hazyboy28]

"Where the fuck is this kid??? wait.. whats this little brown chunk on the ground??? OHH! SON OFA BITCH! i thought it was choclate!!"--- hahhahahah damnit fluffee

[geels2484]

how bout this for an excuse...." Oh, thank God your here...i was- uh- trying to run away from a rapist and i saw you in the car.... and- i - uh....oh hell, just take me to jail!" that would be how i would handle it...lol!

[shakesforbreakfast13]

In middle school there was this kid who took a crap in the ISS room.

[weatherfreak123]

@shakesforbreakfast13  special ed?

[NyanCatTakeover]

he could say some witty excuse, or he could just go to the toilet before he jacks a car

[superzachattack01]

my teacher shit her pants while giving a lecture! HAHA

[poppy1278able]

i blew chuncks on my teacher

[theMLGkiwi]

my teacher crapped her pants in the middle of class

[11heybob]

LOL! I cracked up at 1:23 to 2:42 THUMBS UP IF YOU DID!

[TheSpartan1024]

when i was in middle school, someone pooped in the urinal, like seriously, way before the south park did it, it was kinda funny they like put up tape and stuff like it was a damn murder scene

[AvrilLavinge4eva]

"wait whats that gross smell, why is my underwear so gushy and - oh shit! not again. mom! time to do pinks again!"

[AnimeGirl1123]

@2goldrage2 i know,i just did this from ciciyo1235.Nothin happened for me either...:'C

[belmont343]

weird that happened in

middle school 

[Th3UNiBaLLa]

You know, funny thing is, i know this kid. He went to my school, and this was the talk of the school for like a month after that. There was 2 kids btw, both retarded. But, his girlfriend is FUCKING FINE! Just thought i would add that.

[limpiomott2]

A teacher stands there with a pile of steaming shit right in front of her, GUILTY!!!!

[XxXAVRILLXxX]

At my sisters high school, a dude took this backpack (of the dude he hated) the other dude covered the amera so the ppl wuldnt know, thats one sick revenge

[BeingSophiexD]

What Newspaper Do You Read?O.o x:LL

[donkeyspamffs]

This guy is a complete waste and about the most boring bastard on Youtube

[321beth321]

@donkeyspamffs lol i think your just trollin :P

[9taledbeast]

@donkeyspamffs well he does get a bit boring sometimes.

[AnimeGirl1123]

@donkeyspamffs NO HE IZ NOT!!!! :O Hez awesomez!!! Don' worry Fluffee...I gotz yourz back! :3

[jteepink]

nom...nom...nom... ITS HUMID

[bighandXXll]

this one time i went to the bathroom and there was a f**king turd in a urinal i mean are you retarded or did you forget how to use a urinal? that must fucking suck for the janitors

[TheKeyOfStupid54]

heres my ecsuse........................­...............

please sir im being forced at gun point to steal your car he said he would splatere my brains every where and rape my body if i didnt steal this car

im 10 check out my vids they are cool oh and stupid

[ChadMoskavich]

are u already stealing this car?

[hatajannelangben]

I mean... he...

[humorman100]

awesome talks i subscribed cause you're sn awesome reviewer

[Bitchlen07Shitlen]

But don't worry.....They did it in the boys bathroom....They had a small amount of curtousy....

[Bitchlen07Shitlen]

When I was in the sixth grade some kids had a shit fight and the teachers were so pissed!

[KCJan123]

im never EVER eating chocolate EVER again! no way

[numbnutsszz]

fuck this guy is sooooo funny!

[pacmancherries]

@dragonlov123 Yeah I was like <=0

[pacmancherries]

2 years ago in second grade we were taking a bathroom break and when we came back my teacher said, "Who pooped on the ground?" and things like that because there was a little chunk of poop on the ground. She had to pick it up with a plastic bag while we were just sitting there like "WTF?" We never figured out who pooped on the ground. :(

[FairyPrincessKarin]

@pacmancherries LMAO Your comment made me laugh sooo hard!!!! ;'D

[pacmancherries]

@FairyPrincessKarin And it's all true. It looked so nasty. It had these weird food chunks in it (I think it was corn) and it was so strange seeing my teacher picking it up, and getting all mad at us because she knew one of us was the "culprit".

[Rvidioes]

ok but the second thing u do before breaking into a car is go take a shit

[marshmallowgirl4life]

oh the elementary side of my school little girls smeer shit on the walls in the girls bathroom! one made a handprint and another wrote there name! i guess u know what happened to her.....

[LauraHellTM]

LMFAO its human

[Knightlite18]

hahah ahwww poor baby crapped his pants in the hallway :)!

[Knightlite18]

is this kid serious????

[WFFLPWND]

at school in the boys bathroom my friend willie heard a plop and then saw a huge piece of shit on the floor, then the police were here trying to figure out who it was

[ConfeshunzzZ]

a kid actually took a shit in my school i was walking to my 6th period class when me and all kinds of people smelled something so were walking down the like HOLY FUCKING SHIT KILL ME!!!!!!!!! wen we stumble upon a room with a big ass fucking turd on the ground and a fucking teacher was just standing there like she was totally cool with this big ass fucking turd on the ground 2 feet infront of here i be like putting up a sign that says NOT CHOCOLATE DO NOT EAT WARNING! with an arrow pointing down

[dagirlindaclub]

@ConfeshunzzZ lollll

[AnimeGirl1123]

@dagirlindaclub lolzzzz xD

[marshmallowgirl4life]

@ConfeshunzzZ HOLY SHIT REALLY!

[ConfeshunzzZ]

@marshmallowgirl4life ya lol poor guy shit his pants in school

[msdyrdek7]

@ConfeshunzzZ omg the same thing happend to me but only it was in our halllway!!

[ConfeshunzzZ]

@msdyrdek7 hey what state do u live in cause it could'v been in my school im not saying for sure but it could be

[msdyrdek7]

@ConfeshunzzZ i live in michigan

[ConfeshunzzZ]

@msdyrdek7 nope not the same state:( i live in pennsylvania

[msdyrdek7]

@ConfeshunzzZ well thats even worse knowing that it has happend in more then one state? lol

[LordJeff6969]

@msdyrdek7 me 2 lol

[666RiffsOfDeth666]

@ConfeshunzzZ

funny enough had a simalr situation at my school actully lol

[weatherfreak123]

@ConfeshunzzZ must have been a special ed kid

[CookieMonsturrrrrrrr]

@ConfeshunzzZ my teacher pooped her pants in class!!!

[RoadCaptainEntertain]

Must really blow to need Depends at 16 years of age.

[PurpleRobotMonkeys]

I would say oh sry I just shized I'm my pants and I didn't want the guy I like to see me so I was just gonna hide out here till he left.

That is a pretty good excuse if you ask me :D

[runescapekiller98]

nice piercing fluffee

[bubbleskk100]

1:48-1:53 thats hilarious... to me

[Freakazoid529]

i would say oh shit! and run away

[shelbyhankins]

I fucking love you. :) Lmao.

[tdilovegwen]

-eats shit-...ITS HUMAN 8D

[EpicStrat]

jerkin it to porn stopped being fun at 14 for me...

[Nevershoutsmoothies]

Are you canadian ! ? *-*

[TwiggyBabe2]

@Nevershoutsmoothies Yes

[meganandchloe100]

Ah son of a bi*ch I thought it was chocolate!

[Foxdie813]

that should be a shirt" a brown chunk" with a caption above saying i thought it was chcolate

[CrimsonXxRegret]

you say "Hey, Whats up?...I need to go change my pants now" -runs- xD

[XcathybabeX]

i know what i would say: oopps sorry i jst kinda shhat in ur car then i would run off

[MAV3RICK94]

"This isn't where I parked my car." - funny quote from EuroTrip that def applies.

[xtremetaco89]

Son of a bitch i thought it was chocolate !!!!

[AnimeGirl1123]

Say Selena Gomez 3 times

Clap 5 times and post this on 2 other vids

See what happens to your voice

[UnicornLunchboxes]

"There was this kid in High School who crapped his pants in the hallway and ever since then ive had a hard time making friends...I mean he had a hard time making friends..." xDDD Lmfao Your Greaatt

[jbadboy159]

wait what this little brown chunk in the ground *nom nom nom* *spits it out* oh son of a bithc i thought it was chocalte just an FYI for you i can't spell when i havn't had sleep

[TheJohn328]

I would say "OH FUCK!" and take the shotgun on the roof of the car and say get out and drive away. Not literally though

[zzhoa]

its ok i'll be your friend

[UpThruSmooth]

I mean he...

[cena221122]

"Acctually the guy was caught at a house later. But I like my way better."

[Martichaj]

"ooohhh...r u already stealing this car...i'll just get out of your hair"...LOL

[Raykushi]

i love ur vids cuz u talk about things that are like 'wooow'

[AroraTheFurryWolf]

first time doin' pot at 16? Fluffee this is 2011 not 1500...

i know 8 year olds who help there friends sell and deal pot lol...

The most gangster 8 yr old u will ever know is that kid lmao..

[codemaster0013]

490 16 year olds sh*t there pants sealing a car and noticing their was someone in the back.

[nativesingz]

Like this if u pictured the story in ur head and it was at a place u know

[amber688]

Nom nom nom... Its human ! o.O

[MunkeysLuvPie1]

i mean heeeee.

[splinter413]

utter bollocks ban this time wasting prick

[sziloka20091]

me too



[HelliPilot]

Dude ! I love the way you talk . Funny guy. lmao.

[Sammio11]

i was waitin for dude once... it was nighttime and a car pulled up behind me, so i got out of mine and got into the car behind me thinkin it was dude. it was a woman. and definitely NOT dude!! that was fuckin embarassing. plus, i heard her music playing before i got in so i was laughing at the song as i was opening her door and stepping into her car. and continued to laugh as i realized it was the wrong car... she prob thought i was nuts.

[superJoshHarris]

Another thing you could say was... Dude where's my car????

[K4ZM4N13]

I MADE THE LIKES 7,501 im special :D:D:D:D:D

[friekywolf10]

what u doin? eatin chocolate. wered u get it? a horsy droped it. wered u find it? by the sewer. your eating horse manewer

[pistachio29]

wats up with u and eatting shit??? haha ur awesome anyway

[hl2man312]

haha that guy is stupid 

[omletbar10]

aw son of a bitch i thought that was chocolate?!?!?!?!?!?

[justeinr1]

Not much, watching your video, chilling... you?

[XxSquaReSxX1]

i was hard for me to make friends, i mee..an him ..... yeaaa

[TheSh4adow]

idk if i justdontsee them in time but i have never ever seen a negative comment onfluffe

[biglazerfish1675]

embarifail

[FlyYoshi2600]

UH OH....

[xlr8fast11]

@takakru I read uber fast so i spent only 2 seconds but since im typing this I spent like 2 min cuz i am bad at typing

[lilyflowers35lol]

He soiled himself.

[lizyisdizy1112]

omg that actually happened to me/!! i was in a parkinglot waiting for my mom and some guy got in the front seat and was picking up the decorations on the dashboard adn then looked back and he was like" woops wrong car" adn got out! scared the shiz outa me!!!

[phantomdsmurf]

rotfl fecies



[XrougeXpanda]

@takakru >:(

[12rap1212]

i got a good shirt for ya

"Oh your already stealing this car, oh well then i will just get out of your hair"

[Al0neStillAlive]

gay

[candy37323]

@Al0neStillAlive Fail troll is a fail troll

[overcastcurve1]

..... I mean he.... :P

[KWJV1]

Hehehehehheeehehehh o my god you are sooooooo funny -3

[USFORCES68]

Quite wasting youtube hardrive space!

[john17972]

Shutup fluffer. Quit making up stories.

[WLOfails]

no, masturbating to internet porn is not good enough for me

[laurenkmoser08]

I looooove youuu <3

[laurenkmoser08]

I fucking love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu <3

[thelouman96]

482 people pooped there pants

[LegitTYBC]

i Meen Heee......

[BRANDYANDTHEBANSHEES]

...IT'S HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[austinpodann]

0:31 that would only accually happen if you were trippin balls[=

[nrb24]

@takakru haha you said ass

[MagickSinger]

More proof that thieves are stupid!



[cjsworld9000]

o my gosh i laffed for five minutes strate wen he tasted the shit "ITS HUMAN" and then another 5 mins all over agen after the end part lmfao (literally

[Steffan3579]

478 people pooped there pants lol

[meteosurreal]

@Steffan3579 486 people poop their pants, and then try to bullshit themselves into believing that there's no such thing as shit, they call it rude or something.

[DuelMasterShobu]

omg he tok his hat off

[marshalljimduncan]

Sometimes crapping your pants can be fun

[SuperHappyface123]

were do find all these things to talk about?

[irulebecuese]

i'd be your friend fluffee!! :D

[WeHateSmiles]

This isnt my carrr :D

[iflcookiemonster]

haha lmfao this is soo funii

[Candice1113]

xD im addicted to watching FluffeeTalks videos (=

[GoldenKnight422]

Wow that is super embarrassing

[LukeGames00]

@takakru 3 seconds :))))

[Littlepunx1]

i would of said ey wats up

[Nicholasdude187]

I went up to a dusty car to make a little dick sign on it and a old lady was still in it. I didnt see her and it FREAKED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!! I just ran off almost screaming as she exited the car to look what I did.

[rainerfilm]

I almost got hijacked with 4 of my friends sleeping in the back of my pickup.

[kingretard100]

473 people shit there pants lol

[MCCalvinho]

i mean  he haha

[BANGBANGBANGBBANG]

ok you fukn 98 pound weenie.. when i click on a video that says car thief poops his pants, i beter get a video of some stupid motherfucker pooping his pants. nice toque/face fagggotttt

[sdannunzio]

@BANGBANGBANGBBANG dude did u see a pic of a man shitting himself?no this guys hilarious so shut the fuck up and dont watch it asshole

[ZeraReaper]

@BANGBANGBANGBBANG It was you wasn't it? You are just mad you shit your pant when you tried to steal that car. So STFU!!!

[Pieroxx4eva]

"I mean he..."

[BAZAARAHH]

we nead to find him and get stoned with him fluffy we want ur weed

[TheFluffySatan]

Emabarrasail?

[winonastate1880]

ITS HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­LOL

[xxchaoskushxx]

lololololololololololololololo­lloloolololololol i didnt crap my pants when i stole a car....shit..

[Loporis]

Okay, okay..this reminds me of the time I was just..bored in the parking lot waiting for my dad to come around so we could go home. I was making funny faces at myself in the reflection of some tinted glass on a van. After about 10 minutes of this, the window rolled down, and 3 'terrified' kids just..stared at me. That was sooooo embarrassing.

[EricXdog]

@takakru 6 seconds actually

[FPSBass]

.........I mean he....... XD

[PunkyPlow]

@takakru FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-