you all lack the force this song is the purest ballid of love my libra sister sung on perfect key and with a grace none of you clutzy commenters can ever dream of,i made it into an mp3,drath fiddler loves carrie.
Carrie Fisher had to sing this shit wearing that hairdo?
No wonder she took to drugs and alchohol. They probably had to ply her with a bottle of vodka and a handful of ludes just to keep her from running away.
"LIFE DAY" -- Sweet. Then all of the cast will don white bodysuits with red flames, dirt-bike masks, and stand on the "Carousel" while the anti-gravity field kicks in and their floating bodies do an "artistic" dance and then they are all blasted into ionized plasma by UV pulsar lasers.
See, at 2:24 they are all heading to the carousel in nearly the proper outfits.
There was only one good thing about this travesty of a holiday special, that was Obi Wan Kinobi not showing up as the Spirit of Life Day Past! THANK SANTA CHRIST FOR THAT!!!!
Nope! It was the only one produced, and for good reason. The production values were too low, that's the official excuse. The real reason was not only were the production values low, but the network took Lucas's original concept, a side story set in the SW universe following Han and Chewie's adventure to return to Kashyyyk for Life Day, the Wookie Christmas, and turned it into a variety show. Imagine if Princess Leah had broke into song in Episode 4. Enough said!
They made two Ewok movies that were given a limited theatrical release (in Europe I think) but were mostly just shown on television. There have also been four Star Wars TV cartoon series.....Ewoks, Droids, and two different Clone Wars series.
@jcb231 I never said they didn't make the Ewok movies. I said they only made ONE, 1 Holiday Special, this one. The Ewok movies you cite are NOT Holiday Specials, they are NOT Christmas (Life Day is the Wookie Christmas) themed variety shows.
What are you trying to prove? The Ewok movies you seem to like so much have nothing to do with this. They weren't made for the Holiday Season, they were TV series. Do a search for SW Holiday Special and read up on this before you comment.
I did read up on it just to double check what I already knew. The poster said "I think there are 2 more special movies for TV they made." Read his statement again and then my reply
Don't read anger into my post or whatever you're doing. The poster mentioned two move special movies....I'd consider the Ewok movies to be what he's thinking of. I never said they were any sort of holiday special and neither did the poster I replied to. Nor did I imply that I liked any of them.
@KronprinzAdam You're missing the point. You are talking about deliberate spoofs, and mockumentery. This WAS NOT and NEVER WAS intended to be a comedic spoof. This was intended to be a serious holiday themed story set in the Cannon SW universe in between the first and second film. It was never intended to be a train wreck of a variety show with low production values. Hence why Lucas hates it so much.
@KronprinzAdam George Lucas was furious with the finished product. He hadn't acquired enough clout at the time the Holiday Special was filmed to keep creative control over the project. Here's a quote from the man himself as to what he envisions for the future of this train wreck of a holiday special.
"If I had the time and a sledgehammer, I would track down every copy of that show (the Star Wars Holiday Special that aired on 11/17/78 on CBS) and smash it." -George Lucas
yeah man. cannon, meaning they should all be put inside a bloody big cannon and fired off into deep space 9. i believe that`s what george lucas has always wished from around 1 1 1978
and as for those wookies. imagine cleaning up one of their pats
"If I had the time and a sledgehammer, I would track down every copy of that show (the Star Wars Holiday Special that aired on 11/17/78 on CBS) and smash it." -George Lucas
How did they get the actors to agree to this? If there are people in this world who can make people agree to doing shit like this why aren't they using their powers for good and ending wars?
Man.... this is UNBELIEVEBLY funny!! What was George Lucas thinking? And, yet, he treats the Star Wars saga as his golden baby. Everybody has a past to be ashamed of.
@evamarimo Listen to the melody the lyrics are being sung to, it definitely is the SW theme. Also, yes these are Wookies in the red robes. They didn't even bother to have the full Wookie costumes under the robes giving the robes a hilarious "slimming" effect. The low production values are the reason Lucas gave for why he hated the Holiday Special so much and why this will never be released on DVD/Blue Ray.
@johnleejohnson thankfully it's to be found in the galaxy of youtube xD
no. but i still don't get it, sorry. I can hear the theme in the background during the last part of the song but either poor carrie is singing really off-key or the rest of the song's melody is different ! xD the wookies are hilarious!!!
@evamarimo Read my description, I never said Opening theme. It always said theme. If you look at what YouTube added to this page, the itunes download link, it's officially called Throne Room End Title. An End Title is commonly called an Ending theme, as opposed to Opening Title which is commonly referred to as an opening theme.
Oh my god! I remember! I saw it when I was 14 years old!!! I blocked this memory so deeply...Thanks god they did not created "Star Trek, The Wrath of Khan" Holliday special...
@boblazar2001 Imagine if they did just how gut ripping hilarious it would have been. They could have brought Khan and Spock bask in some asinine way and turned it into a musical and comedy to make it the ultimate "Star Wreck".
Well, to be fair, she may legitimately not remember it. She was undoubtedly pretty coked up at the time.
I'm going to deny that this is 'so bad it's good', though. I think that kind of irony gets overused to the point where we can no longer just say "This sucks, and there's nothing redeeming in it."
I mean, really there's nothing good here, it's just an ocean of soul-sucking awfulness and despair in an embarasing hairdo
No wonder she denies any knowledge of the Hoiday Special. If I was her I would deny that I'd even appeard in it if I thought I could get away with it.
@DisneyFanReview nope, it just sucks. This is utter, complete shite. I watched Starship Troopers 3 the other day and that made me retch...this made my eyes and ears bleed. I feel dirty.
wha what what the hell is this dog i mean they dont have christmas in star wars oh who am i kidding dog they grow up so fast snif i think im goona crie dogs
@JoeChrisMorris You think he looks in pain here, you should have seen him on Conan O'Brian, when he had to see clips of this. He looked like he wanted to jump out a window.
@pyrogyra72 I'm still surprised there hasn't been a Special Edition of this put out on dvd by Lucas. Rather watch this than the Phantom Menace - MUCH more entertaining! I used to give out dvdr burns of this at Christmas to people!
For some reason what she was singing made me think of "The Impossible Dream" from Man of La Mancha.
Leftysfive93 2 weeks ago
FUCK!!!!!!!!! I saw this on TV and liked it back then...But now I FUCKING HATE IT!!!!!!!,Had to of been the most neuseating shown once only on TV .
alnwick1964 1 month ago
I don't know why people say this sucks. I think it was great and she sang the song beautifully
TheStarwarslover92 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
you all lack the force this song is the purest ballid of love my libra sister sung on perfect key and with a grace none of you clutzy commenters can ever dream of,i made it into an mp3,drath fiddler loves carrie.
blindblueeye 1 month ago
@blindblueeye You made it into an MP3! LMAO!
johnleejohnson 1 month ago
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you exhibit 1 in the case of why this isn't available ANYWHERE else... Oh the joy/evils of Youtube...
pentatonia 2 months ago
Chewbacca's expression at the end spoke volumes...
wolfshadowism 2 months ago
That was horrible.
marius478 2 months ago
off the charts on the 'cringeworthy & cheesy" scale..oofah
bronxmom 2 months ago
heh, how high do you think they all were?
TheHarmlessGuy 2 months ago
Leia could have sung this song to Jabba the Hut instead of strangling him to death.
schallrd1 2 months ago
Jedi Mind Tricks can't overcome the pain and suffering this had afflicted.
schallrd1 2 months ago
Why didn't she sing this again at the end of Return of the Jedi?
3dartistguy 2 months ago 4
coke is a hell of a drug
bigshu65 3 months ago 6
Ah, Carrie Fisher and her golden Life Day voice. This takes me back. ;D
KaiserJames 3 months ago
A million mommy kisses can't erase what I just endured!
luis6079 3 months ago
Still unclear how they waited so long to introduce Bea Arthur to the Star Wars universe. Way to blow an opportunity George...
giantsean 6 months ago
-.- ..........O.O.......lulzz
hotpopcorncake 6 months ago
can't... stop... laughing... help... dying......
TheOJDrinker 6 months ago
what is this??? lol
BerraDude 6 months ago
I found this difficult to masturbate to.
TheBackOfTheBoat 7 months ago
all of the sudden phantom of menance isnt so bad
charliesheenisgod 7 months ago 14
ohh noo.....what have i done......... = (
arvbur09 7 months ago
I'm still waiting for this to get the "Special Edition" treatment. Bring on the CGI!
sammycut1 7 months ago
It occurs to me that there quite a lot of wookiee closeups in the Christmas special.
WaitingtoHit 7 months ago
HELP ME SANTA!
HELP ME JESUS CHRIST!
HELP ME...HELP ME...SANTA CHRIST!!!
taintedswift11 7 months ago
She was high as fuck when she did this.
themutt2 7 months ago
finally! what star wars is truly about *sigh*
mattman228 8 months ago
A Drewish Princess singing Xmas songs to Wookies????
Malocosa 8 months ago
awful, simply awful.
sartistman1 9 months ago
What the fuck?! EVERYONE knows the lyrics to the Star Wars is:
STAAAAR WAAAAARS!
STA-a-a-a-a-AAAAR WARS!
STA-a-a-a-a-AAAAR WARS!
STA-a-a-a Wars!
haisaid 9 months ago 18
2:02 ....And that was the exact moment Carrie Fisher became bipolar.
EmGloss 9 months ago
@EmGloss ROFLMAO!
Umbereth 9 months ago
This is the first, and hopefully only time I have cringed while watching Star Wars.
DevonC90 10 months ago
This was my favorite Star Wars movie!!! Thumbs up!
MynameisElliott 10 months ago
What.
CoryDambach 10 months ago
Its Canon, not Cannon, mind you the film shown here should have been shot through a cannon.
Icestorm85 10 months ago
WAT THE FRIED CHICKEN
7567captainrex 10 months ago
This makes Phantom Menace look like Citizen Kane
ccc712 10 months ago 3
OH MY GOD THIS IS BAD.... It is so bad Skunks are now walking around holding their nose!.....
actorgarydouglas 10 months ago
oh dear god im glad i didnt see this wen i was younger
Rilyn666 1 year ago
This is what the Nazis saw when they opened up the Ark!
Johnny3868 1 year ago 4
1:21
R2: Is this bitch for real?
Davey647Returns 1 year ago 2
Well, at least this is better than TPM.
gaozhi2007 1 year ago
even R2D2 looks embarrassed to be there.
kbudz 1 year ago
What the fuck did I just watch
bumfree 1 year ago
This special wouldn't have been so bad if it were more of an adventure than a variety show. At least the animated segment was cool.
pyrogyra72 1 year ago
I love this man are you kidding its like the end of the newhart show han and leia wake up and it was all a dream!lol
spinners123 1 year ago
Carrie Fisher had to sing this shit wearing that hairdo?
No wonder she took to drugs and alchohol. They probably had to ply her with a bottle of vodka and a handful of ludes just to keep her from running away.
PresidentZod 1 year ago
Carrie Fisher almost corpses @ 0:37
PokerStarsIsSoRigged 1 year ago
wow this is better than star wars
matchbox555 1 year ago
I was just a little bit sick.
edwardianeccentric 1 year ago
Make it stop, make it STOP!!!
vonijoe 1 year ago 3
it's relly funny
ilovemusic2258 1 year ago
I'm breaking to tears... I swear... I'm about to cry... I've been a Star Wars fan all my life and I think I don't like Star Wars anymore...
jacksonbauer1138 1 year ago 2
That was excruciating to suffer through..
cfamick 1 year ago
Oh dear.
CB900SS 1 year ago
This was so HIDEOUS that it became a classic!
vivificat 1 year ago
Oh memories. Harrison does look like he is thinking " get me outta here"
firefly1056 1 year ago
"LIFE DAY" -- Sweet. Then all of the cast will don white bodysuits with red flames, dirt-bike masks, and stand on the "Carousel" while the anti-gravity field kicks in and their floating bodies do an "artistic" dance and then they are all blasted into ionized plasma by UV pulsar lasers.
See, at 2:24 they are all heading to the carousel in nearly the proper outfits.
Search YOUTUBE for:
"logan's run carousel"
to understand
Matrix29bear 1 year ago
god I need a line after seeing this
stpetersburg 1 year ago
ummmm,,,,,, HAHAHAHAHA!!
tanatos5 1 year ago
Please let George Lucas finally release this to DVD! And hope his attorneys don't come after you. Happy Chrimbus, dude!
williamdouglasb 1 year ago
There was also an EWOK Tv movie made several years later!
bigredpony07 1 year ago
There was only one good thing about this travesty of a holiday special, that was Obi Wan Kinobi not showing up as the Spirit of Life Day Past! THANK SANTA CHRIST FOR THAT!!!!
nthomas32 1 year ago
LOL this was a holiday special, but not the only special they created I think there are 2 more special movies for TV they made.
B5guy 1 year ago
@B5guy
Nope! It was the only one produced, and for good reason. The production values were too low, that's the official excuse. The real reason was not only were the production values low, but the network took Lucas's original concept, a side story set in the SW universe following Han and Chewie's adventure to return to Kashyyyk for Life Day, the Wookie Christmas, and turned it into a variety show. Imagine if Princess Leah had broke into song in Episode 4. Enough said!
johnleejohnson 1 year ago 2
@johnleejohnson
Nope! They made two Ewok live action movies. Caravan of Courage and Battle for Endor.
jcb231 1 year ago
@B5guy
They made two Ewok movies that were given a limited theatrical release (in Europe I think) but were mostly just shown on television. There have also been four Star Wars TV cartoon series.....Ewoks, Droids, and two different Clone Wars series.
jcb231 1 year ago
@jcb231 I never said they didn't make the Ewok movies. I said they only made ONE, 1 Holiday Special, this one. The Ewok movies you cite are NOT Holiday Specials, they are NOT Christmas (Life Day is the Wookie Christmas) themed variety shows.
What are you trying to prove? The Ewok movies you seem to like so much have nothing to do with this. They weren't made for the Holiday Season, they were TV series. Do a search for SW Holiday Special and read up on this before you comment.
johnleejohnson 1 year ago
@johnleejohnson
I did read up on it just to double check what I already knew. The poster said "I think there are 2 more special movies for TV they made." Read his statement again and then my reply
Don't read anger into my post or whatever you're doing. The poster mentioned two move special movies....I'd consider the Ewok movies to be what he's thinking of. I never said they were any sort of holiday special and neither did the poster I replied to. Nor did I imply that I liked any of them.
jcb231 1 year ago
@B5guy There is a mockumentery "Return of the Ewok" (never broadcasted) and I think there is also another with r2d2...
KronprinzAdam 11 months ago
@KronprinzAdam You're missing the point. You are talking about deliberate spoofs, and mockumentery. This WAS NOT and NEVER WAS intended to be a comedic spoof. This was intended to be a serious holiday themed story set in the Cannon SW universe in between the first and second film. It was never intended to be a train wreck of a variety show with low production values. Hence why Lucas hates it so much.
johnleejohnson 11 months ago
@johnleejohnson It was intended to be serious!?!! :D Oh my god...
KronprinzAdam 11 months ago
@KronprinzAdam George Lucas was furious with the finished product. He hadn't acquired enough clout at the time the Holiday Special was filmed to keep creative control over the project. Here's a quote from the man himself as to what he envisions for the future of this train wreck of a holiday special.
"If I had the time and a sledgehammer, I would track down every copy of that show (the Star Wars Holiday Special that aired on 11/17/78 on CBS) and smash it." -George Lucas
johnleejohnson 11 months ago
SAVE ME SANTA CHRIST !!!
athomicritics 1 year ago 9
@athomicritics Only Santa Christ can save us! He played bass for Aerosmith and still makes pancakes! He's AWSOME!!!
nthomas32 1 year ago
Carrie Fisher looks so fucking baked in this. I mean look at her eyes, talk about glassy.
14thOmega 1 year ago
@14thOmega in an interview, Fisher said she was hooked on Cocaine while doing Empire. Maybe she was on it while doing this special.
pyrogyra72 1 year ago
@pyrogyra72 I think she'd have to be singing this, but thanks for that info ;)
14thOmega 1 year ago
Not as good as her mom...
Wonderxandra 1 year ago
is chewie wearing a snuggie?
SAOTUBE 1 year ago 2
@SAOTUBE
aha aha buahahhahahahhaha
MisanthropicLuv 6 months ago
holy wookie droppings baby
yeah man. cannon, meaning they should all be put inside a bloody big cannon and fired off into deep space 9. i believe that`s what george lucas has always wished from around 1 1 1978
and as for those wookies. imagine cleaning up one of their pats
BOOO
awotnot 1 year ago
George Lucas stares at himself in the mirror just like those images of Chewbacca which they occasionally show (the deer in the headlights look).
sbdude101 1 year ago
"If I had the time and a sledgehammer, I would track down every copy of that show (the Star Wars Holiday Special that aired on 11/17/78 on CBS) and smash it." -George Lucas
MutSol 1 year ago 2
@MutSol He's so rich, he could hire an army of people with sledge hammers to find every existing copy and destroy them.
pyrogyra72 1 year ago
@vandimar77 Can you blame him? ;)
Turand0t 1 year ago
What.. what is this...
altairzq 1 year ago
wtf did i just see......this must be FAKE lol
chinpokomon661 1 year ago
@chinpokomon661 Sadly this is not FAKE lol. This did happen. It only aired once, and believe it or not, parts of this are considered cannon.
johnleejohnson 1 year ago
@chinpokomon661 its not fake but every one wish it was when George Lucas made it even he said it sucked so yea
Sithchris1 1 year ago
How did they get the actors to agree to this? If there are people in this world who can make people agree to doing shit like this why aren't they using their powers for good and ending wars?
joshmx28 1 year ago
Harrison is about to puke!!!
yokohamaman 1 year ago
I've never seen so many Wookies in one place before.......it's a good job they're friendly.....
paulhulatt 1 year ago
I heard this 1978 TV special almost single-handedly killed off the movie careers of Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher!
Hunkola 1 year ago
Give me a break
GlennRoxWyo 1 year ago
cocaine is a hell of a drug.
lioneaglegriffin 1 year ago
@lioneaglegriffin do you blame em for needin it, tho??
MisanthropicLuv 6 months ago
@MisanthropicLuv course i do, it is not the way of the jedi you use nose candy.
lioneaglegriffin 6 months ago
wtf? why did this happen?
BIGBMH 1 year ago
I feel so gutted.
Khultan 1 year ago
I bet all the actors were talking about this shit when they were filming Empire
TRE1275 1 year ago 2
@TRE1275 they were coking each other up to create a false sense of happiness to avoid suicide.
MisanthropicLuv 6 months ago
Man.... this is UNBELIEVEBLY funny!! What was George Lucas thinking? And, yet, he treats the Star Wars saga as his golden baby. Everybody has a past to be ashamed of.
ralgarte 1 year ago
WTF. I was a SW fan as a kid in the 70s and had all the figures etc. Never before have seen this LOL No wonder George buried it :)
jaybo197306 1 year ago
LOL, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawkward!
Peacekeeper76 1 year ago
I love how they close all these fond memories with Chewie remembering he didn't get a medal and cross fade into him blankly staring into the camera.
livewire008 1 year ago 3
rofl...
but I don't get this - how is this the star wars theme song? ^^
and wth, are these wookies (chewie!!) in the red clothes?? XD
evamarimo 1 year ago
@evamarimo Listen to the melody the lyrics are being sung to, it definitely is the SW theme. Also, yes these are Wookies in the red robes. They didn't even bother to have the full Wookie costumes under the robes giving the robes a hilarious "slimming" effect. The low production values are the reason Lucas gave for why he hated the Holiday Special so much and why this will never be released on DVD/Blue Ray.
johnleejohnson 1 year ago
@johnleejohnson thankfully it's to be found in the galaxy of youtube xD
no. but i still don't get it, sorry. I can hear the theme in the background during the last part of the song but either poor carrie is singing really off-key or the rest of the song's melody is different ! xD the wookies are hilarious!!!
evamarimo 1 year ago
@evamarimo Read my description, I never said Opening theme. It always said theme. If you look at what YouTube added to this page, the itunes download link, it's officially called Throne Room End Title. An End Title is commonly called an Ending theme, as opposed to Opening Title which is commonly referred to as an opening theme.
johnleejohnson 1 year ago
@johnleejohnson I figured that out a long time ago, but thanks anyway.... ;-)
evamarimo 1 year ago
hahahaha that is the worst use of a theme song in history...
Glides0295 1 year ago
Fisher was on so much coke when she did this she doesn't even remember doing the movie!
SpeedRacerAZ 1 year ago
Pay attention to Harrison Ford's face! He looks like if he would be grateful if an earthquake buried him alive...
boblazar2001 1 year ago
Oh my god! I remember! I saw it when I was 14 years old!!! I blocked this memory so deeply...Thanks god they did not created "Star Trek, The Wrath of Khan" Holliday special...
boblazar2001 1 year ago 9
@boblazar2001 Imagine if they did just how gut ripping hilarious it would have been. They could have brought Khan and Spock bask in some asinine way and turned it into a musical and comedy to make it the ultimate "Star Wreck".
johnleejohnson 1 year ago
@boblazar2001 Wrath of Khan holiday special would actually kick ass....
joshmx28 1 year ago
Muy bonito...que recuerdos
nathdb1812 1 year ago
She is so high in this movie.
Stopmotionist 1 year ago
This is amazing.
TreasureBoxFilms 1 year ago
ita a shit
forosnacos 1 year ago
Well, to be fair, she may legitimately not remember it. She was undoubtedly pretty coked up at the time.
I'm going to deny that this is 'so bad it's good', though. I think that kind of irony gets overused to the point where we can no longer just say "This sucks, and there's nothing redeeming in it."
I mean, really there's nothing good here, it's just an ocean of soul-sucking awfulness and despair in an embarasing hairdo
RepublibotThreePoint 2 years ago
No wonder she denies any knowledge of the Hoiday Special. If I was her I would deny that I'd even appeard in it if I thought I could get away with it.
Moredread25 2 years ago
This is the definition of "Sucktastic" it sucks so bad it's actually fantastic!!!
DisneyFanReview 2 years ago 14
@DisneyFanReview nope, it just sucks. This is utter, complete shite. I watched Starship Troopers 3 the other day and that made me retch...this made my eyes and ears bleed. I feel dirty.
parkerboyuk 1 year ago
wha what what the hell is this dog i mean they dont have christmas in star wars oh who am i kidding dog they grow up so fast snif i think im goona crie dogs
ssjhook 2 years ago
This is horrible
Harrison Ford looks like hes in pain
JoeChrisMorris 2 years ago 25
@JoeChrisMorris You think he looks in pain here, you should have seen him on Conan O'Brian, when he had to see clips of this. He looked like he wanted to jump out a window.
pyrogyra72 1 year ago
@pyrogyra72 I'm still surprised there hasn't been a Special Edition of this put out on dvd by Lucas. Rather watch this than the Phantom Menace - MUCH more entertaining! I used to give out dvdr burns of this at Christmas to people!
JoeChrisMorris 1 year ago
beautiful....
JerichoJames 2 years ago 4
I don't think she even remembers singing this.
johnleejohnson 2 years ago 3
She actually still remembers all the words!
outlanderfrog 2 years ago
@johnleejohnson She asked Lucas for a copy to show during a bad movie marathon... haha.
bkev93 1 year ago
Did you know that the Star Wars Theme Song has lyrics? I didn't until I saw this!
johnleejohnson 2 years ago
There is an unofficial version on Youtube, until I read Wookieepedia I didn't think there was one.
kadindarklord 2 years ago