How to Pick Up a Girl At a Stoplight

[imarchello]

Iranian style...

[Tocowbell]

Comedy?????

[xWorIdAtWarx]

Howcast fails at everything.

They don't know how.

They know nothing, from all the videos I have seen.

[silkku1000]

Did you know 99% of men in the us are arrested for stalking.

[cowtheking]

This is how to get the girl to dial 911 fast, and get yourself a date with bubba in the slammer...

[Kool4Sure]

Howcast, I think you meant "How to be a Creepy Stalker."

[ALeafMeBe]

Aw, DAAAAAAAAANGIT it didn't work and I got arrested D:

[Thehyungisin]

This is so pointless

[funkyassholes]

How to be a stalker.

[zmood45]

this should be titled How to be a Creep

[RandomJ0e]

This is just plain creepy.You wait at a curb til you see a pretty girl then "scoope her out".If they light Changes "Follow her" Then invite her to stop off! Come on howcast

[RandomJ0e]

This is just plain creepy

[niggergotswag]

FIRST COMMENT!

[bienlabloger]

@niggergotswag fail!

[C00LGUY]

wtf

[Shogunned0]

Step one: Own an expensive car.

The end.

[Vesan122]

"If you don't get arrested for stalking, you just might get a date!"

Sorry, I'd rather pick up chicks a different way, where I don't go to jail.

[SaturdayWinter]

pretty creepy

[manowar218]

@TheWorldIsOursUABB this is how my dumbass cuzin went to jail lol

[cloetrain13]

howcast top comments are the only reason for their success

[123irockusuck]

only old fucking pedo's would watch this.....

[TeaganEbony]

Flying puppy FTW

[splittrain]

It sucks cuz i ride a Yamaha R6 and they cant hear me over the engine noise :/

[yyyy2999]

Step one- Own a nice car.

[gab1971]

Say, Whats ya numba!?

[DaveWreckingCrew]

What you will need: A towtruck.

[coolkim963]

"preferably driving alone" pedophiles...

[xMusicalMelancholyx]

This video is most popular with:

Female: 13-17

Male: 45-54

Male: 25-34

I'm scared.

[westonrox900]

thats NOT a kool car

[westonrox900]

if you dont get arrested for stalking, you might get a kool date! Worst line EVER!

[superninjasarah712]

WTF. If someone did this to me, I would get out of my car, open his car door, and slap him silly!

[JumpMasterrayn]

WHAT - THE - FUCK!? why am i wachting these?

[JumpMasterrayn]

WHAT - THE - FUCK!?

[MsRazorfang]

what if it's a cute girl who works for the aspca and scolds you for putting a puppy in the front seat without a proper harness?

[TheSunsetGirls]

who rents a puppy and throws it in the car

[rapunzelmoomoo]

He pulls up and starts talkn to her nd chris henson from date line to catch a predator comes out the trunk

[mohan4644]

Optional: Gun.

[LorraineFTW]

ever heard of a street walker? same basic principle.

[KelseyCambridge]

More like how to pick a whore.

[fuzzlefluff]

"Just casually follow her"

Top comment has been proven

[MMArtist99]

If you really want to pick up girls, I recommend that you read both of the following guides:

- "The Game" by Neil Strauss

- "Pandora's Box" on MackMethods. com (highly recommend this)

GENERAL GUIDELINES

1) Be Confident (Posture, Eye Contact, Speak With Authority etc).

2) Act like you don't need them and make them prove themselves to YOU!

3) Make them feel comfortable (comfort comes before intimacy)

4) Demonstrate that you're a good provider & protector (easy ways to do this).

[Richestmenlist]

Learn The Secret PAYPAL don't want you to know.

GOOGLE this - ( RICHEST MEN AND OVERPAID PEOPLE )

[762BR]

LMAO. I drive a Wrangler and bitches always talk to me at stoplights. "Oh my gawd I love ur Jeep <3 <3".

Now I just need a puppy....

[xxxdnaskatexxx]

Yo bitch, has always worked for me. Women love to be talked down on. Studies have proved this. Can't argue with facts.

[kidkong584]

I'm gonna be a creeper with a stuffed dog talking to people at stop light.

[houzmix]

70 ppl tried it and failed. 178 ppl tried and were alfa as fuck!

[Datruebdizzy7285]

is this forreal? lol

[xMusicalMelancholyx]

. . . this is so creepy

[ToadPwnz]

69 Dislikes

[MegaBEANER1000]

All you have to say is:

YES, VERY NICE, HOW MUCH?

[XxXAdrianGarciaXxX]

@MegaBEANER1000 borat in the house

[ikawpipa]

Drive naked.

[hagenar]

Wrangler = cool car HAHAHAHAHAHA Vinyl windows in a 3mpg shitbox.

[thatlazyboy]

@hagenar lool tottaly..wrangler is not cool car at all, i was expecting some hot sport lol...

[amourmeanslovetoo]

@Garrnett1 fu

[CAHCollegeAfterHours]

HAHA im glad the youtube community has not gone down the trash... Love the comments HAHA

[RobMarini1]

I BOUGHT THE COOL CAR AND PUPPY NOW WHAT ?

[Garrnett1]

Step 1: women are dumb cunts so just follow her home and take what you want.

Step 2: Burn the body

Step 3: Go get a beer.

[rockprincessinlove]

@Garrnett1

ftw?

[alphakid42]

It's obvious you'll have a lot in common.  I mean, you're both driving, of driving age, probably speak the same language, have access to a vehicle, and respect authority (stopping at the light). Clearly, each of you is out there to hook up!

[codyjobe]

oh okay, so all i have to do for this trick is BUY A FUCKING CAR AND A DOG

[PantieInvader]

Who the fuck rents a puppy?

[brady2482]

1:23 = fucking creepy



[FoFivem]

complete bullshit and that car is not sexy either

[MitchZer0II]

I did this and I slept with a girl, but I got Herpes!

Fuck you Howcast!

[neofriends]

@MitchZer0II Is it really Howcast's fault that you sleep with random people you meet while driving?

[UZBEKSOLDAT]

I'll be revving my MUSTANG while looking at her

[qlump1e]

does my car have to have plastic windows too?

[anunhealthydistrust]

You can rent puppies?

[SEOBN]

Didn't know they had a comedy section.

[TheColonelsKitchen]

What shallow, mindless, garbage.

If a woman hooks up with a man just because of the "flash" and pizzaz he has on display, then as soon as it's all gone (and one day it will), so too will she!

How about advising folks to just be themselves... at least then if you attract a partner, you'll know - without any doubt - that they like you for WHO YOU REALLY ARE!

[guasto47]

i look straight ahead at stoplights lol

[freddyreeks]

step 10: flash ur penis and ask if she wants any.

[heyitshorse]

this is fucking dangerous and a BIT stalkerish

[SimplyZyzz]

More like how to stalk ROFL

[SamiLovesPirates]

I dunno why but I like the idea of flirting with someone at a red light ... Still I would never want to go out with such a person and c'mon ppl the teddy bear was just a replace XD

[luckyanna007]

STALKER



[imluvinyourmum]

Step 1 - collect underpants

Step 2 - stalk chick in car

Step 3 - figure out plan to bust out of prison

[Magz565]

This is just creepy

[blackoil911]

@Magz565

how is this creepy ?? go ask your mother how many rapists and serial killers are out there u probably want them to increase

[Magz565]

@blackoil911 Well why would a girl pull over to talk to a guy they met on the road and dude who sits on the side of the road to pick up chicks you kinda seem like a stalker or a rapist. Its just not normal and creepy.

[blackoil911]

@Magz565

yea ok.... you probably need to get a grip on reality go get raped oh knows ur dad mustve done it when u were lil ;)

[Magz565]

@blackoil911 Wow you went the extra mile huh you fuck tard. But look at it this way im engaged and no I was not raped by my dad you inbreed. But then again I should feel bad for you since you went on this video to learn to pick up a chick since your sex life must suck balls I feel sorry for you fuck face. Peace Bitch

[blackoil911]

@Magz565

hahah u aint engaged look at that face?? you must have a turd face for a husband hahahaahahahah

inbred yourself chinky eye hahahahaa watch out are you sure you dont have a stain of radiation on yourself :P

[Magz565]

@blackoil911 1st of all I am engaged 2nd Hes most likely better lookin than you and no he didnt pick me up by stalking me as it looks like this may be your last resort of trying to find a woman who likes immature idiots as your self (Good Luck with that) 3rd I am no where near any nuclear plants and Im 100% not Asian im Hispanic dumb ass get your shit right. Im dont wasting my time arguing with you because your probably like the rare few who didnt find this creepy says alot about you. Peace

[blackoil911]

@Magz565

your a dumb bitch... this is totally not creep the guy was just trying

you support Rapists and Killers if you were a leader thats what will be luring in your streets.... its sad u dont understand reality go teach ur retarded kids proper values from others your a degenerate and if thats ur face on youtube ewww not a chance

[Magz565]

@blackoil911 Lmao just stop talkin XDDDD

[Tuxedo12]

@blackoil911 Dude I don't care what's your problem but shut that racist mouth up cos that crap won't be tolerated. No race is superior or better than others, we're all the same.

[blackoil911]

@Tuxedo12

lol tuxedo fagget in real life if u come poking ur nose like that u know whatll happen

[Tuxedo12]

@blackoil911 Oh yes, racist faggot! Think you're tough huh. I wouldn't care less seriously and I'm not interested in you at all. But you being racist is disgusting and sick, realise I didn't use any swearing words until you did, that just shows so much about you. Good bye and don't bother to write back if you can't have better things to say.

[Tuxedo12]

@blackoil911 Hey Dude, I thought about, this is no point fighting over between us and our comments are totally irrelevant to the video, it's about picking up chicks not two guys fighting. Let me get this straight, first I didn't think I barged in your conversation, if you think I did it was only because you were shown to mouthing something racist. As I said we all equal so why discriminate? How would u feel if u r the receiving end? Anyway I apologise if u think I "barged in", that's all. Peace.

[blackoil911]

@Tuxedo12

makes no difference to me i luv when people interfere and risk everything cuz i usually go for them instead haha

but yea u mind ur own business fagget

[daddysings4u]

so let me get this straight. stalk some poor woman through 3 stoplights, act like I'm making out with a stuffed animal, then roll down my car windows and hand her a business card.

LINE UP LADIES!!

[MrYoungFlak]

Yea the whole light thing up in New York City is not a good idea dude... Flacid!!

[DMSgrrl]

1. Find a street corner...

nuff said ;)

[JAKOSAMLUD]

@DMSgrrl hahah, do you work there?

[HeeVindinho]

hahaha wow this is Downtown LA lol

[kristy1097]

seat belt puppies are hott!

[coolchickof2011]

they should have used a real puppy

[moneys97]

Step 1 : Find a Girl

Step 2 : Follow to her home

Step 3 : Get in and Bang Hard !!!

[hairycitrus]

just PIT her car and get her

[MondayFever1]

LOL i can imagine some pedo guy trying this and actually impressing driver of the vehicle but saying "no i wasnt interested in you, i was interested in her" and points to the kid at the back LMAO

[tetrisboy99]

lol "noobie"

[theturtlefrog1]

that dog is cute

[Bandanabandito1]

Yeah...im soooo trying this again. Hopefully the chick isnt a undercover policelady doing a Prostitution Sting again though... :(

[w6s0]

@Bandanabandito1 again?

[SpiritOMentos]

8. Follow her to her house.

9. Strangle the dog for her.

10. Pee on her doorstep.

These actions will fill her with unsatiable desire.

I did this and she BLEW me until the cops came.

Nice girl!

[goaliedude32]

162 people earned their degree in troll science online using trollscience[dot]com

[dcrazytx]

uhm this is just fucking creepy dont even know why i watched this :/

[claireclaire99]

yes......nice puppy that wil do the work

[8musikgirl8]

HOW TO BE A CREEPER.... _/ check!

[whytyt]

where can we find a single hot bitch driving alone happy (not b'cos of drug or insanity) even WHILE STUCK IN TRAFFIC, that won't think you are a freak/jerk/idiot/stalker/psych­o when you play with a fake dog trying to get her attention? good luck with that

[kateduquesnay]

Step one. Pull over.

Step two. "GET IN THE VAN" .

Done.

[rebelpilot34]

@kateduquesnay thats for picking up littele kids

[200YearsofSolitude]

what kind of human being wastes his time making such a senseless video

[XRenXViolinX]

lol 2:19 cracks me up

[sosecretpanda]

WHAT THE FUCK.

[Wildcock23]

This shit would NEVER work. Absolutely never work. Brad Pitt himself would get shot if he tried this.

[JustAgURLinSeattle]

WHAT'S YOU NUMBAH?!

[naierer]

This is pathetic.

[MrHennRock]

1:19 ROFL the binoculars

[djinu13]

how to be a creep!!!!!

[wrabit79]

eve with a kia if you got game you'll get laid

[wrabit79]

that jeep ain't cool

[Cheesetasetsgood]

the 0:01 doesentwork anymore or for me ;(

[ArchieValentine]

Next Video Will Be How To Pick Up On Chinese Girls :) Giggitty Lmao

[SuperMrsPunk]

Stalkers have how to videos, that sucks

[marz10100]

I cant watch the fucking video because the ad wont load!!!!! WTF

[EliteRide1987]

A cool car? and then you get a wrangler, stupid...

[atreyu9a7x]

148 people are rapists

[doomedamerica]

is this in minneapolis?

[getlikemc]

53 people were newbies

[ModernMarine]

I tired this with a stuffed puppy like in the video and got the cops called on me...

[SOUTHWOODSCZ]

THIS IS HOW YOU GET ASSESTED ! omfg

[dhruvilshah30]

i like to fuck while driving .

[bangmeister]

@dhruvilshah30 who doesn't

[mizztrix7608]

Am I the only 1 who thinks a grown man with a seat belted puppy is something to drive away from

[bangmeister]

@mizztrix7608 yes

[Altair565]

I thought this was "How to pick up a hooker?".

[killarz0]

This s**t does not make any sense.

1. Lame Car = Low income btw

2. That stuffed animal jumping into the car is creepy as hell, NOT adorable.

3. If you need that many stoplights to gain contact with the target girl you'll just seem like a stalker.

4. PLEASE loose the goggles! Jesus...

5. Don't play with your fake puppy, that's weird.

6. If she looks away it means you're a freak. Which you probably are.

7. Please just don't do this.

BTW, who the fuck came up with this idea????

[HubbaBubbaBubbleguum]

@killarz0 BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA xD ur hilarious

[roughryder5]

@killarz0 the car, fake puppy, and goggles were just exaggerations idiot.

[killarz0]

@roughryder5 Dude, plz don't call me an idiot. I get the fact that they are exaggerations. I REALLY don't want to get trollin' here. All I'm saying is that this vid is retarded, regardless if it is an attempt of humor or not...

[bangmeister]

@killarz0 hahaha

[MrYoungFlak]

@killarz0  LMAO haha

[Irregulation]

i tried it, but the women freaked out when i started playing with my stuffed animal.....

[crizzlyS2]

what if they turn after the stop light?

[killarz0]

@crizzlyS2 I mean, the vid seems to look at stalking as normal, so why not just follow her? lol

This vid is such crap. I'm starting to think some kind of computer program comes up with ideas for Howcast now a days. Pretty much every recent video uploaded from them is weird and dumb...

[crizzlyS2]

@killarz0 hahaha that's true..

[HipHopHottie927]

what if ur severely allergic to dogs?!?!

[Jizzerfashizzer]

we used to drive around with mayo inna squirt bottle , at redlights u'd see a squirt from the car to the middle of the intersection!!! , NOW THATS how u get em to smile!!!

[hlee9627]

when the dog flied to the car i was like WHAT THE F

[bangmeister]

@hlee9627 lol

[ThePicklefluff]

umm the puppy is a turn off. . .ughh

[karbonesh]

unless you're brad pit ... this well never work

[XpresloX]

100% fail technique, I think he will get an accident before get a date

[coatduck]

the is SO creapy

[eugelu11]

mom, dad, how did you meet?

at a stoplight

doesn't sound like a good idea

[giuliaxoxo]

How cast is so fuking shit like im dun get on my level nuff siad get a gb rank like im done

[DRomo96]

Or "hot wire" your cool car...