Adrian Hedley is Noseybonk

[Bandwhorefreak]

2:41 Noseybonk, Thats rude!

[kingscottmania]

Oh my, in the first segment Noseybonk is in 80's BRISTOL, I don't know whats more sinister, and seeing as he shows up in Bristol Zoo in segment 3 (as well as that bus he rides on having 'Grand Pier' on the front and something to do with Bristol on the side), the dismal dreary looking seaside town is most likely Weston Super Mare :s

[bowringADB]

at 1:20 all the kids would be shouting PEDO!!! Bounce

[ExcessiveSpareTime]

DOUBLE

[DChatc]

GOSH! THERE'S MOAR!!!

[mafatu32]

0:53 We have those kind of walk signals here.

[anonUK]

What grim dump of a seaside town is this!?

Also, am I becoming retarded in my old age?

DO-g?

cl-UB?

cour-SE?

Only one double-lettered animal?

Gorilla? Llama? Giraffe?

[kingscottmania]

@anonUK Weston Super Mare, a grim dump indeed. The shot at 2:37 sums it up pretty much

[mikemike20202020]

dildo face

[SpyWhoLovedHimself]

I DON'T GET WHAT THE LTTERS WERE?

I saw some random words like Peter Lewis Gentlemen etc but wtf I don't get it. How were kids meant to understand this?

[SpyWhoLovedHimself]

This is really similar to that Mr Bean episode!

[SpyWhoLovedHimself]

@SpyWhoLovedHimself Actually BOTH mini episodes are like Mr. Bean episodes.

First one is like that one where Mr. Bean is on a sack at the train station, forget the name I think it's the last episode.

Second one is Tee Off Mr Bean (I think it's called that).

[Adestructionproduct]

2:41 look at the golf club and tell me that's not wrong...

[Eekolu]

What even IS Noseybonk?

[Numanchels11]

His kind r probally in that cage because he's a animal, wait thats affencive to animals.

[LaJin9292]

I would have much rather watched this stuff than stupid shit like teletubby, while growing up.

[mafatu32]

1:43 Did any one understand how this works?

[masonroe157900000]

Eh, Ashens deserves credit for making noseybonk even creepier. don't call him a nasty knife wielding imitation

[jason123456789210]

there's no noseybonk exhibit at my local zoo. thumbs up if your local zoo doesnt have one either

[jason123456789210]

answer: double

do from dog

ub from club

and le from hole

looks like it leads to spelling out...

NEO DOUBLE GAMES!

[MrMAHBOI1]

why does that police officer look like Ian from Smosh in disguise?

[jason123456789210]

@MrMAHBOI1 which cop?

[MrMAHBOI1]

@jason123456789210 the one from the begining.

[jason123456789210]

@MrMAHBOI1 thats not a cop, its a guard

[MrMAHBOI1]

@jason123456789210 oh.

[Djarra]

@jason123456789210 It's a postman

[Outlawzand1]

This man should face the Death Penalty.

[anonUK]

@Outlawzand1

For what exactly? Eccentricity and criminality are not the same thing.

[Outlawzand1]

@anonUK Heh yeah whatever, maybe some people had differing perspectives on the show. Still a bit on the creepy side though.

[GeneralUtak]

1:20 - RUN KIDS!!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNN!!

[JohnnyTheWolfLupino]

I used to watch Jigsaw at nursery school in the early 80's, gotta say that Noseybonk scared me sh*tless, as i read here I'm glad I wasn't the only one!

[experssion123]

Not only is it scary but it's BORING

[kevinescobar77]

if the cop was american noseybonk will be dead

[Deepsmeg]

@kevinescobar77 That's a postman chasing Noseybonk

[jason123456789210]

@Deepsmeg it's a guard

[jason123456789210]

@kevinescobar77 its a guard

[Wuzzup222]

I will never sleep again... Too afraid of Noseybonks...

[kevinescobar77]

the thing noswybonk swipwd his ball with

[kevinescobar77]

2:39 2:40 that was intencional

[tredlow]

Wasn't there a feature length film based on this? It's about this guy chained in a bathroom and has to cut off his leg to get out?

[navroful]

Seriously. What..the.. fuck?

Sounds like a Skip Spence soundtrack.

[uwright22]

debun ab a nosebonk

[karmalink20]

That shit was hard, what word did the letters make up?

[NoWhereToRun22]

from a far, he isn't entirely terrifying.

up close, however, he'd make me shit a castle.

[voltaman33]

If I saw Noseybonk running thru my miniature golf course I wouls shit a brick and pray the rosary...He is so charmingly evil.

[LuigiDodgeball]

Well the password for the golf scene was Double. I'm not sure what the secret word for the Zoo Scene is only that it had a FF

[cheeseybananas]

Noseybonk x captive Noseybonk FTW

[DuncPlusCourt4ever]

DONT CHASE IT!!

[GmodPlusWoW]

2:42, Gentlemen + Noseybonk = A very creepy Spy.

[karmalink20]

He commited grand theft burlap sack

[ShroomishGaming]

@robloxman59 Idk I Couldn't Figure It Out.Play Roblox?Add Me I'm Shroomish And Say You Saw Me On YouTube

[theskitone]

what is the answer dang nabbit!

[LikaLaruku]

Ashens told me about Noseybonk, but Charlie Brooker sent me here.

[blackbeltste]

I am heavily aggrieved that no one seems to have spotted a young Mark Heap as the post man here...shocking behaviour people. Shocking.

[LimehouseDan01]

ARRRGH! Another 38 years of nightmares!!

[unloveablesteve]

Terrifying. This fella used to give me nightmares as a little'un. 

[hedleythorne]

I had the honour of telling Ashens about this clip- I am just hoping he is motivated to make more Noseybonk vids!

[ShiftyKickflip]

what is the connection between ashens and noseybonk....

[ExcessiveSpareTime]

@ShiftyKickflip

A user by the name of ashens periodically uploads to his account videos in which he either stars or cameos dressed as Mr. Noseybonk. He somehow manages to make the character even more soulless and horrifying.

[bushidorox]

@ShiftyKickflip Famous Internet comedian (and Phd) Dr. Stuart Ashen (a.k.a Ashens) as made an entire new series on Noseybonk... now, however, the character is a million times more terrifying!

[MrThegrapejuice]

@stringmask is right. You are feeding his anger and soon he will bring out the apocalypse, 1000's of nosy bonks will come out of hell, released by the overlord, the original noseybonk when he gets out of his sell. CLOSE DOWN THIS VIDEO, or you will see mankind slaughtered by some big nosed freaks!

[toweronepower]

his name suggests the nose is for sex

[MYuee]

what the hell is this? xD and why the hell am I watching it?

[DavidD570]

imagine him in 3-D

[Shydrasnake]

The part where he meets himself at the zoo is scary.

[AkaiMeansRed]

Its like Mr Bean before Mr Bean was Mr Bean

[Yelkwood9]

hahahaha definitely something ashens would watch

[Stanmorden]

Thumbs up if a satanic christmas tree called Gareth Phillips lives in your airing cupboard.

[robloxman59]

was the answer DOFFUBLE? or DOUBLE? or DOUBLEFF?

[LittleNekoAngel]

@robloxman59 i have no idea x.x ive been trying to figure that out myself

[worldofwarcraft600]

yes guys this is what us british idiots came up with -_-

[worldofwarcraft600]

this is really scary

[wonderfilworkofwilly]

Noseybonk possesed them there kids to destroy the ploiceman:(

[lokiskywalker]

And knife you! AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU! AND KNIFE YOU!

[TechXMarine]

4:26

and so Pedo bear was born

[Tryzon]

Even immortal inhuman monstrosities know to stop, listen and look.

[benhenry96]

pedophile♪

[SadeHedgie]

2:39ish D:

[SadeHedgie]

This original mask (not ashen's which is the most recognize one) isn't that scary..

[ultrasparrow]

Do..bu...ch?

[mrrockmysocks]

Hes like the British pedobear D:

[imelroy]

Thumbs up if you would have been scared shitless if you saw that thing behind you in golf or in some sacks infront of you...

[ellikwl]

NOOOOOO HE'S JOINED UP WITH HIS BROTHER! he can never be stopped now TT~TT

[13madbob]

ASHENS!

[kurono67]

ashens everyone

[bainaka]

i always thought of mr noseybumps as the sort of guy that would creep into your room at the dead of night and knife you and knife you and knife you and knife you and knife you and knife you and knife you and knife you and knife you and knife you and knife you and knife you and knife you and knife you and knife you and knife you

[SciStarborne]

2:40-2:44 I wondered what was going on for a moment there. O_O;

[BlackBlur888]

God damn you trolls with your thumbs up comments -__-

[blingdaddy1]

THUMS UP IF ASHENS BROUGHT U HERE :)

[o0ZporK0o]

@blingdaddy1 but of coarse >:)

[flibblesan]

thumbs up if you're here because of ashens!

[talcy]

He will come for us all in the end.

[uberkernow]

Noseybonk, scary?  Goodness me, we've got some delicate types on here. Don't forget to take your valium, folks....

[voltaman33]

I can see where u r coming from certain stuff is scary to some and not others. Let me tell u though the 1st time I saw Noseybonk I was immediately terrified and enraptured.

[SonicPsycho]

Dear god.

He can command children to his will.

[Hydrasis]

I find this guy absolutely delightful x3 my only thing is now I want to know what the word or phrase is thats hinted at at the other half of this thing x.x watched it several times trying to figure it out

[kmart72]

its the guy from slipknot lol

[SuperRetrodude]

Also, I think the word is double.

[SuperRetrodude]

I don't know what's worse, the fact that I know a guy who thinks this is funny, or the fact that I agree with him!

[Cuclean]

Aside from the obvious freakish look of Noseybonk, the music is just so unsettling.

[Corms121]

What I want to know is what was he trying to hide in the post bags?

[Mariorox10]

@stringmask  This is the video of him escaping jail!

[J8C7N]

@Mariorox10 No not jail.... Arkham Asylum!

[Mariorox10]

@J8C7N where? is that how noseybonk says jail? he was probably in the center of the earth, underneath alcatraz, in a padded room, unconcious and handcufed with gold handcufs. he still got out.

[worldofwarcraft600]

ok i was not around to see this but god dam am i glad i missed it

[killette2]

Oh god there are 2 Noseybonk's?!

[Lucasimo]

Oh fuck - I remember this from the 80s. He was a scary thing!! Its messed up looking at this now. You really could not have this on tele as a kids educational programme!

[Lucasimo]

Oh fuck - I remember this from the 80s. He was a scary thing!!

[Djarra]

Is he cottaging at 2:39?

[spacehopper75]

ohhh please could someone tell me what the word is? All these years later, i still cant get the word! jigsaw and noseybonk were my favourites when i was little!

[NavesRegg]

0:00-1:30

He's running towards Noseybonk. You fool! You should run away! FAR AWAY!

1:40

You didn't listen. Now his army of demonic children are to chase you until you die from exhaustion. Then they'll eat you. Then they're gonna eat me! Oh my Gooooood!!

[MaxRebo120]

Noseybonk was on the run from the cops!

[spacehopper75]

Ahh yes this is the real noseybonk. Me and my sister used to sit and watch this when we where little. I have very fond memories of it. Neither of us remember being scared though.

[AndrewJimScott]

sexy

[123jefff456]

at 2:40 is he coming out of the bathroom or is he coming out a gentlemens club?!

[tomservo3]

Wow, this is the only other clip of noseybonk on the internet besides the other one that was put out a while ago.

Genious. It's so interesting to see our phallic-nosed friend in action.

[xxNailFirexx]

that policeman has balls going after noseybonk

[VagianTuerous]

I don't get it... he'snot eating faces or stabbing people, lol.

[spacehopper75]

@VagianTuerous no thats the fake noseybonk you have seen.

[JigglerOnTheRoof]

Scared the shit out of me as a kid,and still does with those bloody beady eyes! :¬O

[3supersoni]

In the sack race scene, I think the kids are trying to get away from Noseybonk instead of trying to win a race...

[RealRobTaylor]

I'm glad to find that I wasn't the only one whom Noseybonk scared the absolute living crap out of when I was a child. That straggly grey hair; the grubby spats and his distorted, psychotic grin. Even now the very sight of him sends a chill down my spine. I'm 34.

Where on earth did they find children who would laugh at Noseybonk and not simply flee at the very sight of him, their hearts filled with pure terror?

Still, great tune. Hearing it end always meant I could open my eyes again.

[geography27]

To RealRobTaylor I'm with you all the way on that. Noseybonk was frightening all those years ago (still is now), with the half-head covered in messy hair, sinister eyes, hideous grin. I would look away until the music finished too!

[pastrychef1985]

3:13 - He lost the ball AAAAAGES ago!

[snizzpip]

I'm sat here now with my mate and we're tring to work out the word, and were 37 LOL! We think the word is DOUBLE? Man this quiz was rock hard :)

Noseybonk is amazing and we constantly hum the tune, we're stuck in a noseybonk loop :)))))

[w1521]

Dredging up a thirtyish-year-old memory here... was the zoo word 'buffet'?

Would love to see more Jigsaw clips - it was one of my favouritest shows when I was little - even though I found Noseybonk terrifying!

[dazzlinjackass]

That my friend is so cool... by the way ,the word for the crazy golf skit is "Double"... as for the zoo part cant tell ya without seeing the whole thing.. cool anyways!!

[thejeep2000]

Thanks for this..Jigsaw was certainly a clever program...hard to work out even though I'm 35..what was the word?

[HumanDaikon]

If I were a child, I could see how this is scary, but being in my early 20's, I don't see anything to be frightened about. These look like Monty Python skits.

[titanic19120]

A very underated 80s kids show. I think this sketch was probably based on a marty feldman golfing sketch I saw once.

[buckbuckworth]

thank you Mr Hedley for helping me to be able to freak my sister out right for the last thirty years! you my friend are well and truly buckworthy!!

bring back jigsaw and the adventures of Noseybonk and his son NasalSmash (lead singer of the heavy metal group Snotrag)

[feckingbillgates]

The original Noseybonk is the only one. All the rest try to be creepy but they come from people who don't understand what made the original so terrifying.

[BigHairyMarty314]

There's more of 'em? Oh shit, we're fucked now.

[053bss]

Oh Christ. There's more than one Noseybonk.

[Zackied33]

What was the word!?!?!?

[AnthonyChara]

I think the word was MESCALINE :)

[Slinx30]

Easily the scariest thing ever

[nexuspexus]

Thank you, Adrian. You cannot imagine how much your creation petrified me as a child. A creature from the last circle of hell! I still have to check in the wardrobe before I go to bed ;)