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  • LMBAO !

  • U dont have NO icecream!!! hahahaha lololol

  • The crowd was delirious.

  • what do the girl and the guy say

  • that ice cream part was so funny XD!!!!!!1

  • that was a maaaad good clint eastwood lol

  • Eddeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, I love you EDEEEEEEE

  • He is fucking hilarious! Thanks for the upload!

  • LMAOllllaoalolol hahahah

    check this out

    a-replicawatch. com

  • LMDBO

  • The Ice Cream and Family Reuion parts are the best!!! lmfao!!!

  • lmfao MOMMM ICE CREAMMM

  • My favorite stand up performance ever.

    Love Eddie Murphy's stand up.

  • mine to lol

  • "That was my fault..Yes..Why don't you just, go to sleep"

    "You'd be so scared you'd get the **** out of your own house"

    HAHAHA THATS THE FUNNIEST JOKE I'VE EVER HEARD, HES THE BOMB!

  • The Bomb Squad sampled the shit out of this record.

  • man this shit soa funny it made me fuckin cry

  • ICE CREAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

  • "why dont you just go to sleep"!

    BAHAHAAHAAAAAA!!::..

  • He's funny as hell, but want is more impressive is that he was able to walk in those pants.

  • LMAO so true!!!

    Gotta love them 80s outfits:)

  • There must be soooo much water in this pants after the show....huähhhhhh:-)))

  • absolutely hilarious, this guy's got a real talent, beautiful performance

  • *slap* u dont hit me mothafucka. Thats so FUNNY!!!!!!

  • "Let me out of the car!"

    "No we won't any of that."

    ROFLROFLROFL his white guy impressions are AWSOME!!

  • wanna lick sike!!!!!

    holy shit this is fuckin funny

  • i got smileing all day long for this :)))

  • omg...this is so damn funny!

  • wanna lick?  Psyche!

  • reload page ;)

  • you didnt get none couse ur on wellfair dam!!! lol

  • YOU Don't hit me motherfucker! LMAO

    ...Why don't you just go to sleep

  • hahahaha @ the cowboy theme...man he's good

  • icecream.....FUNNNY SHIT

  • i love this shit hahaha

    nice:)

  • could you imagine being the dude or chick who farted... and the rest of your life your like, THAT WAS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • You really aim high, don't you?

  • rofl

  • His face at 6:50 is priceless.....lol.

  • My step-mom still throws her shoe at my step-bro just recently she threw it at him for tlking to much while we were watching a movie!No joke!

  • Women be takin aerobics, they'll fuck you up!

  • you can't aford it cuz yor father is a alchoholic XD

  • soooooo truuee!!!!! lol

  • He's funny as all hell and the stuff he talks about is still relevent even 25 years later.

  • @mcdonchris Becayse he's not talking politics, religion, etc.

  • he is so funny

  • He's killin' me, man! xDDD

  • You be playin' marbles or some shit.... "Doo do dooo do dooo.... ICE CREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM­!"

  • That boomerang shoe is AWESOME.

  • That boomerang shoe is AWESOME.

  • so politically incorrect, so hilarious. maybe it's time we become a little less sensitive

  • Political correctness is a myth.

  • i completely agree. we just take everything too seriously.. this is hilarious!

  • "no no. i did bring it on myself. i did. listen, why don't you just go to sleep."

    now the dude says, "get the fuck out."

  • THE ICE CREAM MAN ITS COMMING!!!! xD ahahahah

  • Why'd you eat the ice cream off the floor?(in the clint eastwood voice)..HAHAHAHA

    CLASSIC

  • 5:40 to 5:55 so0o0o0o0o0o funny

  • cuz you on de welfare!!!

    fuckin hilarious!!!

  • "you would stop and lose your fucken mind" lol

  • he wears a thong LMAO

    sexy

  • nice one honkey now tell me the one about the war on terror

  • eddie murphy is funnier in this old shit than he is in those children movies

  • i still can't figure out why he switched to pg-13 stuff

  • idk cause this shit is hilarious. and haunted mansion was a waste of money to even rent. i guess he only switched cause of the money. and i guess for that i cant blame him.

  • shit i do u kno how much he got from SHREK and shit wit shrek 1 he got like 20 million and he made 3 shreks and from every lil movie he did his checck is like dat eddie doin goooooood wit da lil kid movies

  • i know its better money, im just saying he's a better standup, if you ask me

  • yea but dat paycheck from da kid movies is wayyy better lol

  • ... its true about the ice cream vans, yet they sell ice creams in the shops not 2 mins away, yet when the truck comes its like an emergency!!

  • U didn't get none cuz u on welfare! U can't afford it! lol! =)

  • eeer eeer ... get the fuck out!

  • LOLOLOLOL I'm laughin so hard I'm sweatin!

  • man this is some funny shit.

  • this is the shit!!! :D this is the shit

  • lmfao..diz man iz hilariuz

  • ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!

  • oooh this is some funny shit

  • LOL hahahahahaha Cant stop laughing my ass off

  • that old western whistle

  • This is the best thing ever, i used to watch this everyday after school. LMFAO its just tooooo funny

  • I was in high school when this came out. I can watch this over and over and I still LMFAO!

  • clint eastwood with a shoe lol thats so damned funny. eddie rules.

  • lol i remember the ice cream man lol. wow love this guy man. thanx for upload. ur a hero for this dude or dudet

  • ill drop the ice cream in a pile of shit and still eat it ... funny nasty guy

  • aaaaabsoutly funny

  • i use to fuck wit the ninja turtle ice cream wit the gumball eyes

  • lol you cant afford it your dads an alcaholic xD classical

  • you also don't put your hands on a mexican woman even worse!

  • ice cream man "instigator"

  • OMG!! Sooooo true man!

  • i remeber chasing the ice cream man lol

  • damn remember when the ice cream man was on every block, there would be all kinds of people at the truch, damn now im 32 and I barely see any ice cream trucks.

  • growin up we had Mr.Softy from spring to fall. those were some fast ass truck.

  • then>-"No, no we wont have any of that"

    now>-"Get the fuck out!"

  • good whistelin lol

  • Ice Cream sketches was one of the fucking best sketches on this fucking album. My God.

  • Moooooom the ice cream man is here when i saw this movie the first time i luaghed my ass of soo funny

  • can i get this mom? boff!!! i guess not :P hahaha lol omg emoa roffel

  • I have a mom like that... chi-chi-boom!!! lol

  • you wanna lick? psyche! soo funny, Eddie is hilarious!!!

  • that's some long distance fart too...

    LMAO

  • your on the welfare... fucking amazing

  • and now i see some russel peters to...

  • Jamel debouze stole some shit from eddie murphy and it ain't the first time

  • same as pablo francisco which i just realized

  • he is so funny. this is a classic

  • Lol do you not know who eddie murphy is?!?! Do you live under a mother fuckin rock or something? This guy is a comedic genious!!

  • Eddie M. is the funniest mofo to ever grace stand-up comedy!!

  • you dropped your ice-cream ... =)))

  • I Fucking love it when he does that boomarang Effect of the shoe:D OMFG!!

  • ICE CREAM!

  • gr8

  • i love this shit funny as f**k

  • Clint Eastwood wow man

  • We have all the Eddie M. Dvds!

    He's Hilarious!

    ^O^

  • back in the day a women be like let me out here "oh we'll have none of that" now a days women say let me out here dude stops k get the fuck oput

  • this is so funny lol

  • Somebody broke wind in this mother fucker...

    thats some long distance shit too

  • you dont have no ice cream cuz you on the warefair.....and your dad is an alcoholic....lmao

  • Heh, I love Eddie Murphy.

  • HAHAHAHAHAH the cowboy thing was graet

  • ice cream...you don't have no ice cream

    you didnt get none....'cause you are on the welfare... you can't aford it. And his father is an alcoholic....want a lick? Phsyc!!!!! hilarious. it makes me laugh everytime.

  • lmfao, amazing. you dont got no iiiiiccceeeecreeeaaammmm

  • "Watch me how fast i make these muthafuckers run" HYSTERICAL!! ^_^

  • you dont got no icecream you dont got no ice cream cause you are on the wellfair then all the children join in you dont got no ice cream and your father is an alcoholic that is so damn funny

  • ice creeeaaaaaammm!!!! i have some i-ce cream, i have some i-ce cream and i'm goin eat it all....you don't have no i-ce cream, you didn't get none, you can't af-ford it... you on the wel-fare....

  • wanna lick? psyche!!!! lmfao!

  • That ice cream bit is so true. When I was a kid that happened all the time. And that was in the 90s.

  • the ice cream man stopped cumin to my cul de sac afta all ov us hit a certain age den we had to buss a sprint to get it when it moved 5 blocks away from us lmao still never got it though!!!

  • cuz u on welfare and yo dad an alcoholic

  • Why did u eat the ice cream off the floor? well i was ummm 'shuu bOOOM!'

  • "No I cant take it off...Make the ladies run out the place holding their p****s goin' ARGHHHHHHHH"

  • ICE Cream you scream we all scream for ICE CREAM

  • watch me how fast i make these mother fuckers run ^.^.

    drop that on the floor! i wasent going eat it.

    wanna lick?..syic

  • "wanna lick?" LMAOxD

  • "cause you are on the welfare" LOL

  • hahah Soo funny Omfg im shiting my Self hillarious Still the Best

  • hahahahah cuz you are on the welfare

  • this guy is something else tust me

  • Too great!! LOL - LOVE this - brings back some great memories. Why can't we all be more laid back like this anymore??

  • I remember this from years ago, watched it with my friends and laughed our asses off. Pure Classic

  • AHHHHMUahhahahahhahahahhahahah­hahahahahhahahha

  • somebody broke wind in here, somebody farted in this mother fucker

  • I remember the icecream truck. . but the asain down the street did something and it would never come within like 3 streets of our coldasack. . pissed me off. .

  • cul de sac, dumbass.

  • the'll fuck u up now

  • fame!!!

  • this is sad. :(

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA omdz i aint stopped laufin at dis ting man..............d bbq ones betta

  • u didnt get none cause u r on the welfare and u cant afford it! other kids join in.....his father is an alcoholic. u want to eat soem of my ice cream but....wanna lick? PSYCH!!

  • Great... lol

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