American Dad Roger's Best Bits

[Richardthemaster99]

Francine: tuck yourself in tonight we'll be late.

Steve:where you gotta be that's so damn important i don't get a forehead kiss.

Stan: your mother and i are gonna go try to make some friends.

Roger: i'll kiss your fore head for you.

lolz XD

[TishTinyTroll]

"I'm sorry, that was unprofessional. I've been a bit consumed with one of my other patients. He's a complicated teenaged drug addict who's being molested… by me."

[FleshMonkey123]

charlie they took my thumb.

[MegaSwagga3000]

funny hahahaha roger weak

[boydeyefc321]

yes im crying he hit me with a chair.... so funny

[kauilaulima]

2 funy boy

[NYCeddie15]

i wonder what a plunger vagina would look like

[jSnx1]

MAYBEBABEH

[aliceonatrain]

which episode is 0:37 from ?

[trevgreg2]

@aliceonatrain Every Which Way But Lose

[rgur90x]

LMAO... ,,I dreamt of Paris again last night"

I love how he said that :D

[Starrynights2468]

like if u have ever felt that nothings as damn important as a forehead kiss.....

[scambatty8]

plunger penis and boobies

[LukeeArsenal]

Anyone know where I can see the potato salad part? LOL!

[TheJesseotoole]

lol 0:30

[Moose1207]

OMG Roger...Did you draw that on? lolol

[Jaye3rd89]

LOL the plunger penis

[Stryker14X]

BEHOLD A GROWN MAN WEEPI- ( Bash!! and rodgers on the floor crying bleedin and covered in bruises :D)

[SuperBroughy]

I Think I want To Fuck Him!

[KyleEmmzy111]

0:27 hahahahah!!

[meeeyyyaaahhh]

best damn alien ever

[rubyteri]

charlie!.. they took my thumb!!

[gaymarine79]

Roger is so precious! "Best bits" is a bit misleading, though *giggle* Plunger penis doesn't count! SWISH!

[whjbyrddxx7]

lmfao*

[whjbyrddxx7]

lol took a mean ass hit of that bogey ! lmfap

[MrsDramaTeen]

I love the PLUNGER BOOBIES!!! im alwase saying ' could you amagen is I had nips like these? I'd like to amagen I'd still find love.' around the house all the time!!

[TheWrathfulHippie]

@MrsDramaTeen *imagine

[lopakaloni]

YOUR FAT HELEN!lol

[Joecbg100]

@lopakaloni His voice kills me.

[lopakaloni]

at 0:30 roger:ill kiss your forehead for ya

steve ya:

roger :sticks steve in mouth

steve: crying

lol

[austinbyars85]

there both funny for different reason and different character types

[TheSuperNeeto]

i like this show better but really everybody needs to shut up about which one is better.

SAME CREATOR DOUCHES AND SETH DOES THE VOICE OF ALL THE CHARACTERS YOU GUYS GET WET ABOUT , no need to argue.

[SuperTowlie420]

lmao your fat Helen :D

[PetShopMod]

@SuperTowlie420 and he yells it!



[internziko]

forgot "chocodiles" and "who ate all the pecan sandies?) otherwise awesome job

[XxXFashionQueenXxX1]

Plunger boobies

[reddeada7x56]

wat about anybody want their nut sliced open

[xxsharpshotxx11]

Wops nip slip

[NorthWest237]

I'd like to think I'd find love LOL

[thommelorus]

these three below me are maaaaaaad

[TheVillesRedRaven]

Take THAT sir!! Behold a grown man weeping like- *gets hit w/ a chair* aaahhh~

[megatrazor]

1:24 what episode is that?

[prototypev0]

0:35 LOL

[xxsharpshotxx11]

Plunger boobies

[ostritchman101]

What about when Roger screams "I'M DROWNING!!" after Stan says he took the booster seat off the toilet!? XD

[RooGamer99]

0:24 BEST BIT!!

[djbaniside]

where's jamaican me crazy?!

[Credithelper75]

I have to say....every clip w/ Roger is hilarious...he makes the show!

[woowoowoo926]

youre fat helen

[woowoowoo926]

i almost cried laughing at 0:36

[43EMP]

i was hoping to see "inserting laxative into hotdog a. inserting hotdog b into my a"

[munchies117]

Huh taste like I might die

[poodtang1]

Roger is fucking hilarious when he's a tranny.

[ellenmelon771]

Chris vs Steve= Steve

Lois vs Francine= Lois

Peter vs Stan= Peter

Stewie vs Roger= Roger

Meg vs Hayley= Meg (even though I don't like either)

Brian vs Klaus= Brian, every time

Family Guy new winner.

BOOM!

[jonnyhill1]

@ellenmelon771 stan would rape peter. douche.

[evilbeaver181]

@ellenmelon771 are u talking about who's funnier or who would win in a fight?

[shark1669661]

@ellenmelon771 fuck you, family guy is a joke now, and its only joke is only found funny by a retard

[ellenmelon771]

@shark1669661 Woah, back off! I'm just having a bit of fun and showing my opinion. I find both shows funny, all right? No need to start hating on me like that.

[THESITUATION9909]

lol

[pagandude1]

thats a bloody loud soundtrack you've got there mate

[poodtang1]

Roger did you draw that on ?

Aroused

ahhhhhhhhhhh

[AcesRyu]

maybe-baby

[Menacinglake]

I Cried with laughter when he sang "nooooo". Roger is clearly the best character on TV and Family Guy has lost the plot..

[lifeisawesoification]

PLUNGER PENIS AND BOOBIES

[pagandude1]

wonder if Rodger is on facebook i love him soooo much

[MatthewstormC]

family guy used to be funny now its just nothing special

[ellenmelon771]

lol, me and my friends love 1:49. xD xXx

[lishabugXD]

1:49 ... EXACTLY why we love Roger.

[cainmosni1700]

1:49 he uses a pitch pipe and still gets the note wrong....hilarious

[BornInTheStars]

0:40 notice that none of the chairs are removed from the scene. stan pulls out chairs from thin air.

[ykaiilah]

@BornInTheStars Haha, good observation.

[Nantchev]

The one at 0:40 is best!

[smacbot]

ok, so lots of family guy is better, american dad is better etc.... lets just all agree, Roger is the best american dad character, and stewie the best Family Guy character, and a show with both of them would be PERFECTION!

[AdvancedReconAirsoft]

You forgot the "MYAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

[amber9921]

Lmfao at 1:35

[callofdutymaster91]

to you Exstardrenaline

[lt92lt]

maybe baby

[bluelighted44]

American Dad = Family Guy

[AchievementOverload]

American Dad > Family Guy > Cleveland Show

[zlii]

'your fat, helen!'

[shippo481]

American Dad > New Family guy

[frylockkilla]

If you still like modern Family Guy, you are probably 12.

[PetShopMod]

"UR FAT HELEN"

[splitsecond666]

chris vs steve = chris

lois vs. francine = lois

peter vs stan = peter

stewie vs. rodger = rodger

brian vs. klaus = brian

FAMILY GUY WINS BUT SOUTH PARK IS BEST OF ALL!!!!!!!!!

[bladedbread891]

mebehbebeh

[drowzy721]

American Dad > Family Guy

[xNickieMonroex]

"Where you gotta be so dayum impotant I don't get a forhead kiss?" LMAO!!! Also, 1:34, HOLY SHIT!! I didn't stop laughing, FOREVER!

[wikid1992]

@BucketOfFudge i think the episode is called frannie 911. it's hilarious lol

[OldNewsThinker]

Nooooooooooooooo!

[hotdogs9and9milk]

@0:30 WTF!!! Lololololololololololololololo­lolololololololololol

[chessmaster704]

I love roger

[hornick18]

American Dad is so much better than Family Guy that this comment isn't even necessary... but it is...

[MrCANDYTIME]

12 people watch family guy...

[JesusRealyIsGod]

sudy it use it sometimess lol

[theaelita12]

Damn right I'm on I'm on fire

[Dudeyfruity]

What about the one where he slaps Haley and says " i went a little ike turner on you there"

[rylissnovaa]

@Dudeyfruity SOOO funny, caught you on the side of your face so you can cover it with your hair

[Barmyandlight]

I thought of something else when I saw "Roger's best bits"... I must have a fetish for eccentric, androgynous aliens. =P

[FunnyKevin10]

BIG-BIG- BIGTIMERUSH O:O

[TheBigTimeRush4ever]

Hahahahah 1:47 loveu it <3

[Exstadrenaline]

Chris vs. Steve = Steve

Lois vs. Francine = Francine

Peter vs. Stan = close, but Stan

Stewie vs. Rodger = NOBODY can beat rodger

Meg vs. Haley = eh dont love either but hayley better

Brian vs. Klaus = ok ill give that one to brian

American Dad clear winner ding ding ding

[callumkeohane]

@Exstadrenaline peter is alot better than stan

[Exstadrenaline]

@callumkeohane Like i said, it's close, but I like stan more.

[MsDivaKnockouts]

@Exstadrenaline Peter vs Stan has to go to Peter!

[Exstadrenaline]

@MsDivaKnockouts Mmm i can understand why you'd say that but Im just not lovin him as much.

[mrdan7121]

@Exstadrenaline definitely! Brian vs. Klaus is a close one imo

[juresaiyan]

@Exstadrenaline Brian vs. Klaus = !KLAUS!

[bobbygimenez]

@Exstadrenaline NAH Steve,Lois,Peter,Roger not rodger,Haley,Brain so the winner is Family guy

[fugcgcvebevbeirrgf]

@Exstadrenaline You realize steve has never actually fought Lois beaten IDK like 20 black belts I give you stan but yea stewie has a whole array of weopons But i will give to klaus and haley

[yrtsg]

@Exstadrenaline it's ROGER not RODGER

[ykaiilah]

@Exstadrenaline No....its Meg vs. Klaus. Klaus is the "Meg" of the show. Its Haley vs. Brian. Oh, and Roger vs. E.T. !!! Hahaha, Roger is the best!

[SuperPenguin741]

@Exstadrenaline true that on all of them good rating ;)

[youngdeath303]

@Exstadrenaline I'm sorry Peter is clearly beating Stan and Meg get way more funnier bits then Hayley So Family guy is the winner

[Exstadrenaline]

@youngdeath303 And I'm sorry to you, but some of us don't think that. See those little up-votes next to my comment?

[liah450]

@Exstadrenaline

Chris vs. Steve = Steve

Lois vs. Francine = Francine

Peter vs. Stan = Peter

Stewie vs. Rodger = close but Roger

Meg vs. Haley = I guess Hayley

Brian vs. Klaus = Brian

American Dad still the winner

[1234DRG1]

roger and steve are tied for my favorite american dad character

Roger is just hilarious

and Steve is the funniest cartoon wimp!

[Hoopz10001]

Ur Damn right I'm on, Im on Fire! whoops nip slip LMAO Roger makes this show!!!!

[Hoopz10001]

I didn't wanna have to do this but, Plunger Bobbies! OMG could you imagine if I had Nips like this..I like to think I'll still find love LMAO Roger LOL!!!!!

[MrHockeynut5]

So funny !

[jedwardz528]

Roger is def the shit...crazy as hell lol

[SweetWanilla]

I'll kiss your forehead for ya

[TargetBusterBoom9]

Roger>Stewie

[bosebucks375]

plunger penis, jerking it

[blackreazor]

PIAF!!!

[Guadie7]

roger is hilarous

[5150mick]

After watching ET I can see where Seth got his influence from to create Roger, think about it. In the film, he just lounges about the house and explores, he gets drunk, has a little dress up and has to keep hidden in the house but eventually can roam the streets wearing wigs and costumes. LOL

[younggun13x]

Plunger penis!!! Haha

[AshurasTrukihime]

I'll kiss you on the forehead lol

[LillaMorr]

You're fat, helen.

[orensish]

your fat helen!

[ChompyRSPS]

ill kiss your forehead for ya..

*steve: D:*

Rodger: NOMONOM

[kingkookiestar]

Rodger for life!

[yrtsg]

@kingkookiestar it's ROGER not RODGER

[kingkookiestar]

Well done, another AMAZING video! -3 american dad!!! God bless America!

[rainwolf195]

There's a flying hooker watching you hug. Go away hooker!

I love Roger XD

[ChazzDarvey]

This could be hours long...lol. Roger rules!

[PepsiDew22322]

2:20 what episode? lol

[ANW1997PC]

Announcer: It is now time for the who's funnier contest

Family Guy walks in "Hey everybody did you hear about that kid who drowned in the pool" COUGH COUGH

Roger Walks in "Hey Everybody hows it going" Crowd dies of laughter

[OriginalFaceless]

I love american dad way better than family guy lol

[DionKool]

Aroused?

[lolasolaful]

Aroused? Well it's not for you!! XDDD

[Jinkoundo]

you're fat Helen, LMAO!!!!!

[kdragonballz]

American dad is my favorite show I'm am such a fanboy it's just so funny

[TheBrackProductions]

LAUGHED SO HARD MY VEIN BROKE AND HELLEN HAD TO COME BLOB HER FAT ON IT AND I ALMOST DIED NO JOKE, TRUE STORY

[kinkyboots95]

fuckin lol

[gimmealiteracola]

I have used, "Your fat Hellen" on more than once occasion predating this video.

[ValirusReality]

Charlie! They took my thumb! xD

[KarnivoolGOD]

What about 'Is there anything more terrifying than a hovering Blimp!!?'

[jonquil4000]

I love it when Roger wears a tie and is pissed drunk.....

[boybettaknowspecial]

so is this just a montage of other peoples uploads?

[Corpsebane101]

ok, i didnt wanna do this...........PLUNGER BOOBIES!!!! XD

[gimmealiteracola]

Your fat Hellen LOLOLOLOL

[XerosVideos]

1:52

"Nooooooooooo!"

[minivanman1356]

i got you i got you lmao

[idontcareokpeople]

or no wait i mean 1:10

[idontcareokpeople]

FAVORITE PART IS AT 1:15 LOL PLUNGER BOOBIES

[lovesgibson]

you always get what you want dont you helen?

[imperfectlyblue]

Good stuff :)

[pnbdash]

(slap) take that sir.. behold a grown man ... (POWWWWWW) hahahahahhaa

[michielverlaers]

1:34 - 1:54 ! XD

[lolwasabi]

some ppl just need a high five. in the face. with a chair.

[GreenSatsuma]

YES.

[TheSirDominic]

whats that song in the background during the smoking part

[scottf9158]

PLUNGER BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!! LOL

[siLveRscOpe13x]

I LOVE Roger!!!!

[vargas14]

So awesome

[mrtheluckybucket]

YOUR FAT HELLEN