Dane cook-drunk joke

[Inuyashaluvah1999]

lol that one silent moment and then ur like LOBSTER BISQUE!

[ihavevideoatoo]

dude this place is thumbs up central

[imurjesus1]

i like the kidnapped 1 XD

[BlueStarDiamont5]

Lol once before I fainted I was like: '' hey jackasses watch my drunk fall'' and when I woke up everyone was like "man ur drunk fall is awesome! TEACH IT TO ME!" LMAO xD

[xxxkristenFOSHOHO]

"Lobster Bisque~" I love Dane Cook he's so fucking hilarious XDD

[SharpMarksMan]

THAT IS DANE COOKS WEBSITE

[TheHellOo]

most of this stuffs happened to me

[sarge159]

1:19 is SOOO Funny the way he falls.

[Boneher4life]

i think my last comment would be TITS

[SaxyRita]

Chlorophoro-carbons? Lobster Bisque? XDDD

[10000colts]

lol "lobster bisk''

[PinkHarlequin]

Lobster Bisk XD

[ILuvGaara1011]

hahaha

[Kailuh727]

lobster bisc

[missMJ95]

LOBSTER BISQUE

rofl hahahahaa aww man thats gold

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

[dawontonson]

lol

[twilightluver66]

lol! lobster bisc

[sugarspark]

lobster bisque

LMFAO!

[GuitarGirllll]

hahahahhahaah

love himmmmmmmmmmmm

[PhaseDragonia]

lobster bisque haha wtf

[crazy00cat]

"...Lobster Bisk."

XD

[1turtle22]

lol ive fainted before. didnt quite happen like that but it wasnt a very "cool" thing to do for sure.

[genericaction]

quiet todd

[12Foofoo12]

Watch me hit my head my head on this kitchen table!

BOOM

Bloody LMAO DANE COOK FTW

[LoveMyUnusual]

"Do you want me to rub some honey on ur thighs?" xDD

[forsbrookme]

who faints when drunk?

[dezimik123]

Lol in your video you put on the dane cock website its cook :)

[robeand50gtasa5]

thanks for that

[robeand50gtasa5]

lmao ok

[KatFish410]

he used the word FAIL!

[snrbrewski]

i thought dane never drank before in his life?

[Hbeth2010]

everybody, everybody! watch me hit my head on this kitchen counter! XD

[friskaaaay]

i loooooooooooooove him hahahahah

[chebucto35]

they look liek shaq at the foul line.

[lazyineastla]

hahahah ""LOBSTER BISK""

[tricksters1997]

LMAO lombster bisk *fall*

[axbeexrad26]

haha i was watching this episode last night and i just had to watch it again on here. too bad the rest of it wasnt on here it was wicked funny. does anyone know who the other guys name was that went before him?

[Hunnymuffin321]

dane cock haha

[soraXroxas023]

lol lobster bisk

[Elementalbamkid]

haha dane cock

[BlackRavenStudios]

You wrote Dane Cock... not Dane Cook... FAV 4 THAT! ROFL

[EricBoston1992]

Yeah i saw that. how hilarious.

[blazzyblaze]

my godness this guy sucks

[blapstarr]

atleast hes succesful and your a wanabe

[NyaIsPower1]

i bet u wouldn't say that to his face.

[Xyleera8]

It's a fact man, shaq plays hard, and it shows.

[hadesblackbloodangle]

haha dane cock?? 0:23 lol

spelling failed!!

haha I love him!! hes hilarious!!

[NFerranteO913O7]

lmao dane cock.

[gambit2479]

this skit is really long..not all of it is in this video,that is why it isnt as funny as it should

[musicman1994104]

2:13 are those two kissingg??

[runeraper98]

no there laffing with touching foreheads

[thephantom1228]

were you distrakded by cock in the making of this video

[stehr123]

wow this quality is great!

[hynata100]

wow that was sarcastic xD

[17dude7fl]

wtf u record a youtube video and put it on youtube? what the fuck wher u thinking?

[TheJoshiful]

if u read the description....

[mcr251]

was that two chicks kissing????

[Andtoseehersmile]

haha dane cock...FAIL

[gino1095123]

girl in 1:22 WAS HOTTTTTT

[Overdrive769]

Lobster bisk

[Overdrive769]

Lobster bisk

[kimbofanno1]

Dane cook has literally saved my life, i was suffering from severe depression and anger before i started watching this dudes skits, way to go Dane!

[KJMacron9]

Dude watch George Carlin and your severe depression will be forever gone I personally guarantee it!!! Instead you will end up looking at the right side of life as it should be seen!!! He's a therapist and a fucking good one too lol! watch him u won't be dissapointed!!

[drifter5758]

Rofl Dane Cock.

[SkillingForFun]

lobster bisk

[pookaoka]

GIRLS WERE KISSING AT 0:48

[AlchemistHawk]

invest in a tripod....

[iuliamuntean]

2:13, WTF were those chicks doing?!?!

[Kingydumboeene]

one time I was at 6 flags, waiting to get in. I started geting dizzy and then I was seing green (not plant green), then I was sweating bad. I ALMOST fainted of heat. good ol' shade saved me. Lookes like Dane was right.

[nessadiamond95]

dane cock is my favorite comedian!!

[moneybags1201]

LMAO DANE COCK ROFLOLMAO

[yodoo17]

dane cock....hahahahaha what a fail

[pottercountyboy11]

u got 141,000 hits from video taping a computer screen amazing

[LemonOfDoomxD]

lol at :24 you put dane cock instead of dane cook xDDDD

But Dane is hilarious. My favorite comedian lol

[MsOutlandish1]

XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

[IAmTheBlakFalkin]

hahahah!!!

yes... very funny! lol

[JmCraddock]

we know, its only been said 40 times now

[Keeby12]

2:13?

[LOZlaura]

u was just about to ask.... WTF?!?

[Avrilfan82]

there probly mother and daughter or sisters

[babysmilez40]

they just kinda touched foreheads n noses didnt kiss

[Keeby12]

Did I see two girls kiss at some point in the video?

[zooaa]

looks like they bumped heads

[pookaoka]

yes you did at 0:48

[lilpersiandude]

2:13

[musickeltboy]

Hold the camera still

[jabdrummer]

just get a sam tripod for gods sake or atleast like a stack of books, geez

[PaperGunner13]

0:20 spelling the last name fail

[top654]

this vid is not from dane cock website?

cock? really now?

[LOZlaura]

heaps good grammer hey - spelt 'reed' correctly and everything (N)

[ofoma100]

lobster bisck

[hayleyisino320]

the dane cock website?

0:23

someone has dick on the brain....

[SightFlight]

I can tell,you are

[Threatsketch]

Lobster bisk lol mah favorite part!!! X3

[nickjismybfinmydream]

lobster bisk

love dane

[wolfheart4000]

i faint whenever i wait a few minutes after a get injections but i always say the same thing " im just lie down now" every bloody time XD

[bizong12345]

i think "dane cook" should re-make the movie "ski school". tell me what you think.

[Dewaynerappin954]

i agree

[Brad633]

lmao! shaq at the foul line

[manstiff13]

you video taped a youtube video

?????

[FordPerfect]

don't think about it.

that's probably what he wants.

just to puzzle you. and me.

[yeehawgurl]

whys he talking about meeee lol

[Digifr33k]

HAHAHAHA Lobster Bisk

[friendman555]

my name is chester dane

and my sister keeps annoying me because of this.......

yeah she litteraly calls me chester dane cook  :l

[walkthruewizered]

paste this to 2 other videos

go to your channel and see your comments

JUST DO IT IT SCARY!!!

[lolzie117]

Tћіѕ іѕпт ƒаκє арраяєптℓч іƒ υ сорч раѕтє тћіѕ то тєп рєорℓє іп тћє тћє ηєχт тєп міпυтєѕ чоυ шіℓℓ ћаνє тћє вєѕт đач оƒ чоυя ℓіƒє томояяош чоυ шіℓℓ єітћєя gєт а κіѕѕ оя вє аѕκєđ оυт вυт іƒ чоυ вяєаκ тћіѕ сћаіп υ шіℓℓ ѕєє а ℓіттℓє đєаđ gіяℓ іп чоυя яоом топіgћ

[Mercer3443]

a lil girl died in our house. so i see her ghost every night. no big deal.

[Mercer3443]

take ur middle finger and put on ur nose.

2.say a name of someone u like.

3.that person will ask u out or say they love u tomarrow.

4. heres the thing copy and paste to 2 other vids

dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days

[lollllololo]

1. copy and paste

2. send this to 2 other videos.

3. hold your breath for 10 seconds

4. press refresh twice

3. LOOK AT YOUR HANDS

[AzcraZy23]

did anything happen?

[lollllololo]

1. copy and paste

2. send this to 2 other videos.

3. hold your breath for 10 seconds

4. press refresh twice

3. LOOK AT YOUR HANDS

[badcrix]

did i see 2 girls kiss at the some point in the video?

[WickedKat39]

u a good kisser

1 hold ur breath

2 go on to another video

3 add this comment but still holding you r breath

4 did you make it if you did then ur a good kisse

[salamahol]

double what?

[brosullivan921]

1. copy and paste

2. send this to 2 other videos.

3. hold your breath for 10 seconds

4. press refresh twice

3. LOOK AT YOUR HANDS

[salamahol]

what?

[LetsDebateFTW]

dane cook or demitri martin?

[wavyrob19]

Dane easily!!!

[jibittt]

DANE COOK ALL THE WAY BABY <333

[gothgirl1330]

haha... lobster bisk.. x]

[Avalanche341]

lol 2:07 that's from another one of his jokes xD

[oblivionate]

"cause its the chloriflouricarbons"

[bchgrl1996]

lol

i love his comedy cause all of it is soo true especially the cry because ive noticed that i do that somethimes!!

[Jenuine33]

OhHH YAH DANERMAN - totally performed the pass-out-head-bang-on the-counter dead on! Burst-out-laughin @ that part! HE tells it but also shows it & that's what makes for awesome entertainment ;)

[alexmark33]

he is so funny cuz his jokes are all real like funny life experiences zomfg he rules

[christiwisti]

don't let bob take over You tube SAVE YOUTUBE

[LinkZeldaMidna]

lol, i see many off these things on youtube and they annoy me... but one time, I went into my parents room,their tv is on their computer, and a bob commercial was on, but the computer was fucking up, and the one part on the comercial was repeating over and over agian, then I shout out to my sister, who has seen the bob spam stuff, I shout out to her "Abby! Bob is taking over the computer!" lol, I just had to tell some one besides my family and me... lol

[VELASCO24]

ey do u got the part after this wen he talks about the bathroom at the party?

[xWWEChainGangx]

he made a youtube video... OF a youtube video...

[robeand50gtasa5]

no i did fucking not u fucking read the instructions

[choad45]

funniest guy of your life!

[jjaavv95]

so funny he is the best

[IsisStarlights]

It's funny 'cause it's true!

[EmizzleLavizzleShow]

ahaha he is sooo dead on about this! :)

[Chadasdf]

AHAHAHAHHA

[rockdamiclacey]

"do you want me to rub some honey on your thighs???"

hahahahahhahahahhhh

[Ann7Dorian]

LMAO! best part... :D

[Iheartcoca13]

lmao it's all soo true too.

[futureMrsjonas9]

u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved

[AhMandaa69]

the fainting thing is totaly dead on!

[AhMandaa69]

lol wow the fainting thing is totaly dead on!

lol

[DarkEarthDragon01]

sweet xD

[gabrihell3]

lol! XD

[EbonyndIvory4ever]

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[princessyoukai1234]

you take 1 last thout before you go down and its.....CRISPY BITS.dane is fucking funny

[SpencerDLemoinE]

hehehehe lobster bisc i peed myself

[DillyDaisyDoodle]

its not that easy guys! LMAO

[fersurenot]

he said lobster bisque.. it's a kind of soup

[pootingod158]

wow how sad are u. you just recorded it off of youtube robeand50gtasa5

[robeand50gtasa5]

read the info u idiot!!!

[SnexyGirl]

what did he say at the end?

[robeand50gtasa5]

lobster disk

[omgtomas]

no, its lobster bisque...

[DisturblyDisturbed0]

it's bisk, not disk.

[Freakazoid456]

he said lobster bisque idiot

[IshaPisha271]

its lobster bisk

not trying to be rude

[justreverseit]

Wow... that fainting part is just dead on.

[MRBOAKALA56]

nice lol

[beena17]

dont tape the tv

[robeand50gtasa5]

its from his web site not tv the web site is in the description

[adrian41295]

ha ha lol

[cloaver1231456]

omg i love it and ama shec the web sit out