This movie that she's showing was number one worst movie ever made in the "50 worst movies ever made" and it was Mystery Science theatered. I thought it was funny ^^
Meh the whole foot size=penis size thing is a myth, I went and measured my foot(because I don't know what the shoe size to inches conversion rate is), my feet are 10 inches long... my penis is not that small!:P
Also Jaws is a fool in real life, Jaws is a scientologist.
...The very time I saw her on that idiot box was probably '88 or '89. My mother has always been a fan of hers. That's why I was forced to watch. But I'm glad I did. Elvira was one of the few female celebrities back in the day who could get me hot at my young age before I was really into females like that. Miss Elizabeth (R.I.P) and maybe Vanity were a few of the others... It's too bad I've never had a chance to see Cassandra nude. But, more power to those who have! :-)
@BrooklynEagle The pre-Elvira nude pics of Cassandra are on the Internet, and they are SPECTACULAR. I wish someone Photoshopped it to look like Elvira, though.
Yeah, she is still sexy. I just got finished watching "Elvira's Movie Macabre" on THIS--this morning (12/19/2010--5 to 7a.m.). The movie: An early Jack Nicholson flick from 1963 called "The Terror." Pretty lame. I ended up turning to The Stooges (as I usually do on Sunday mornings) on cornball AMC. BUT, you know I had to turn back to THIS every few minutes to see The Dark Mistress spread out on that red couch all draped in black! ;-) She's played that role so perfectly for so fucking long...
on Satellite Radio she said in an interview she slept with Jimi Hendrix when she was very young and doing dancing in Vegas and she met Elvis but they never got together. Hot stuff
its me me me the queen of the Beeeee's who is always very to please haha. immer bestrebt um zu gefallen haha die ist soooooooooooooo geil!!!! LOVE HER SO MUCH
Does anyone know where I can find a copy of the movie where Jack Palance played Dracula. I think she introduced a hand dandy vampire kit in one of her cut in's.
@hotmesz Nope - those are real. She has something under each of them to keep them sitting there like that (probably double-sided fabric tape). BTW - she appeared nude in a mid-1970s edition of Mayfair magazine (before her "Elvira" years). And she looks very hot today. A definite MILF. My guess would be that she's in her mid-50s today, but she could pass for mid-40s.
She was so hot back in the 80's. She should have had even more fame than she attained in her career. She had beautiful legs and great "assets". when I was 12 I use to dream about marrying her.
lol when she said they dont just call him egor the giant for his big personality i thought she meant his penis but then she said someonething else and then when she said you know what they say about people with big feet, i thought she meant the penis again
I didn't know her show aired Eeegah. I still remember her airing Attack of the killer tomatoes (and the joke she made about some guy grabbing her by the tomatoes) :-)
@nathanip1 Yeah, because it's just a choice after all... not. If you would bone her, you're bi or not gay at all. I like Elvira a lot and consider her attractive, but she doesn't turn me on. Being gay is like that. Being gay means a person is... gay. Shocking, I know.
O-M-G - you are right - she does remind me of Gianna Michaels aswell:) LOL - the fact we know who Gianna is says it all;) LOL - I personally LOVE both and wish that Elvira would go the extra mile like Gianna:) oh my - is that the time - time to go watch some Gianna before bed!!!
Loved her since the 80's. She still looks sensational. Even better. Her politics are great also, very progressive. She's a beautiful babe with a beautiful mind to go with it. I think of her as a kind of dark mother figure. We want her to nurse us...endlessly!!! ELVIRA RULES!!!
I've been in love with Elvira ever since her first film. I love the Macabre stuff she does as well. I've also had the pleasure of interviewing Cassandra Peterson (Elvira) at WonderCon, she is a sweet heart and fun to talk to. DAMN SHE'S SEXY! I'm glad to see she's still going. Look her up she has some new films coming out. I'm hoping she'll do another Elvira movie.
how many guyz here jerked off to her years ago when she was on? i did and i still jerk off to her..those legs in black pantyhose, her thighs, her cocktease manner....oh god i'm gonna cum..
A few years ago I was driving to work, and trying to find something on the radio that didn't suck. I ended up listening to Howard Stern while he was interviewing Elvira (whatever in the hell her real name is.)
Anyway, she was a show girl in Vegas before she started this crap. She was talking about a time that she got picked up by Tom Jones. He entered through the "basement door" and his junk was so big, she ended up needing stitches.
Ah, Elvira. Those were the days. We need her back, as well as her twins. Sure her hairstyle reminds me a bit of the hats the witch's guards wore in The Wizard of Oz, but still. Hot. I love that she had that valley girl accent. Totally 80's! Like wow!
MMMMMM
luisjaviergarciag 3 weeks ago
bend over foward for us pls
DXMario 1 month ago
Watch out for snakes!
corwinorr 2 months ago
I SAW ELVIRA MOVIE EEGAH ITS A GREAT MOVIE.
masonjrpaul 2 months ago
YYYUUUMMMEEEEEE!!!!
micpar2 2 months ago
Me gusta mucho,mucho,Elvira.
sparkie119 2 months ago
Even when I was a kid, I knew that this woman had sex appeal.
LusterOfDarkness 3 months ago
Hot, great legs!
althecatify 3 months ago
hottest old woman
MrDisturbedJuggalo 3 months ago
Elvira ... Timeless
Nanpa0 5 months ago
This movie that she's showing was number one worst movie ever made in the "50 worst movies ever made" and it was Mystery Science theatered. I thought it was funny ^^
WorkingWithMeat 5 months ago
HOTTTTTTTTTTTTT
bombalurinalover4441 5 months ago
Jesse ventura at wrestlemania 2 told elvira "Dont you get on my case or you wont go out with me anymore" lmao
TheMashwatcher585 6 months ago
How to tell am movie really sucks.....when both Elvira and Mst3k pick on it.
silentevil77 6 months ago
wooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww. she was hotttttt
SuperAiden007 7 months ago in playlist ELVIRA MISTRESS OF THE DARK
80's icon and still sexy
meterman432110 8 months ago
hottieeee
YOYOdaMOOSE 8 months ago
( . ) ( . )
rob360ize 9 months ago 6
Meh the whole foot size=penis size thing is a myth, I went and measured my foot(because I don't know what the shoe size to inches conversion rate is), my feet are 10 inches long... my penis is not that small!:P
Also Jaws is a fool in real life, Jaws is a scientologist.
DEATHBYFLYINGCDS 10 months ago
I can't wait to see her at PhoenixComicon this year. Fuuuck yes,
SerasxAlucard 11 months ago
yeahhh that´s what i call a good pair of tits love it ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
cowboysfromjerk 11 months ago
itz (flows) mom!!!
kyle82386 11 months ago
Elvira still rules
y9y9y9y9y9y9y9y9y9y9 11 months ago
I grew up with Movie Macabre. She was, and still is, hot as hell.
patriautism 11 months ago 2
Safe to say probably a few thousand guys crushed the hell out of her back in the 80's. Heck, I'm "still" crushin' on her. ♥
motownmaniax 1 year ago
Miss hannah minx sent me XD tell me if she sent you to XP (^_^)☆
ApplesiPhone4 1 year ago 12
I just watched a Hannah Minx video because she was dressed as her xD
TheGeekyChicken 1 year ago 28
Yes, I also long to one day find my own personal Elvira - & I would never "take her for granite"!!! Heheh
LightningChimp 1 year ago
I love Elvira...she's so hott!! Praise the B-Queen!!
RantinAndRavin 1 year ago
...The very time I saw her on that idiot box was probably '88 or '89. My mother has always been a fan of hers. That's why I was forced to watch. But I'm glad I did. Elvira was one of the few female celebrities back in the day who could get me hot at my young age before I was really into females like that. Miss Elizabeth (R.I.P) and maybe Vanity were a few of the others... It's too bad I've never had a chance to see Cassandra nude. But, more power to those who have! :-)
BrooklynEagle 1 year ago
@BrooklynEagle The pre-Elvira nude pics of Cassandra are on the Internet, and they are SPECTACULAR. I wish someone Photoshopped it to look like Elvira, though.
mcjwserenity 9 months ago
Yeah, she is still sexy. I just got finished watching "Elvira's Movie Macabre" on THIS--this morning (12/19/2010--5 to 7a.m.). The movie: An early Jack Nicholson flick from 1963 called "The Terror." Pretty lame. I ended up turning to The Stooges (as I usually do on Sunday mornings) on cornball AMC. BUT, you know I had to turn back to THIS every few minutes to see The Dark Mistress spread out on that red couch all draped in black! ;-) She's played that role so perfectly for so fucking long...
BrooklynEagle 1 year ago
when I grow up, I wanna be like Elvira : D
Zoorah 1 year ago
man she has always given me a hardon!
1badsr 1 year ago
great legs , i mean perfect legs ... black pantyhose... oh baby you rock my
world... great looking legs...
MultiBorovnica 1 year ago 2
i remember her movie(elvira queen of darkness)was so hilarious ansd sexy
stjo5555 1 year ago
Well, it is Halloween and it is time once again to pull off to Elvira. Then again, it is always time to pull off to Elvira.
metalman111 1 year ago
She's still Hot as hell!
REDWINGSRED36 1 year ago
I have a boner from just watching this
TheMashwatcher585 1 year ago 4
The Queen of Halloween at her best. Just in time for this weekend...
I love that Dracula music at the beginning.
sandinyourshoes 1 year ago
God I love her. Is it bad that she was my Idol when i was 6? I have no idea how many times I was her for halloween.
TheBellelicious 1 year ago
Oh my goodness gracious, the fantasies I had when I was younger.....Ah what sweet (wicked) memories...
mastershake2879 1 year ago
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she should make a porn video shes fuckin bomb
jr13loco 1 year ago
I love Elvira
scareviewzombies 1 year ago
a no mames que buena esta : E
oswaldo10203 1 year ago
on Satellite Radio she said in an interview she slept with Jimi Hendrix when she was very young and doing dancing in Vegas and she met Elvis but they never got together. Hot stuff
phoenixdawn34 1 year ago
i would love to hump her titties
hiperf454 1 year ago 5
@hiperf454
As would I, my friend. As would I.
breakspirit 1 year ago
I'm a heterosexual woman, but I still harbor a secret crush on Elvira.
bloodsarover 1 year ago 3
id tear that P***y up like it was my last meal
44eelz 1 year ago
I have pleasured myself to Elvira countless times.
metalman111 1 year ago 3
its me me me the queen of the Beeeee's who is always very to please haha. immer bestrebt um zu gefallen haha die ist soooooooooooooo geil!!!! LOVE HER SO MUCH
ZadielTV 1 year ago
she is one hot goth! Yummy! I want me some of that!
DJBrokenHigh 1 year ago
Elvira was hot! But it's been the same act for 15 years. She has to reconfigure it to be fresh.
ziggycat999 1 year ago
dayyummm...i remember those jugs!!!! muahahhahaha
nyblusaiyan 1 year ago
fucking boner
xbluemystx 1 year ago
she is hotest
shortymix23 1 year ago
Does anyone know where I can find a copy of the movie where Jack Palance played Dracula. I think she introduced a hand dandy vampire kit in one of her cut in's.
joscobo 1 year ago
lol
iWANNAeatTRAINS 1 year ago
i wonder if she had a boob job? let me know
hotmesz 1 year ago
@hotmesz i wonder if you ever seen a boob in your life... wait.. i'll bet you didn't.
cromatical 1 year ago
@hotmesz As far as I know, they're real. She just tapes them when she wears the Elvira dress, I think she said.
NinnikNishukan2 1 year ago
@hotmesz Nope - those are real. She has something under each of them to keep them sitting there like that (probably double-sided fabric tape). BTW - she appeared nude in a mid-1970s edition of Mayfair magazine (before her "Elvira" years). And she looks very hot today. A definite MILF. My guess would be that she's in her mid-50s today, but she could pass for mid-40s.
elc1960 1 year ago
She has a new "Movie Macabre" show coming out in fall of 2010...I need to get my cable hooked back up & buy a TV...
TheScortchDearth 1 year ago
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god what a stupid and annoying cow.
KMKYradio 1 year ago
she unbelievable beautiful and sexy
TheBRONZE6 1 year ago
peggy bundi sister
MIGUEL2005LIMA 1 year ago
ELVIRA is soooo hot o_O does she do any conventions :)
DVKNIGHT000 1 year ago
i would plow that till next july
MrGoobear 1 year ago
She was so hot back in the 80's. She should have had even more fame than she attained in her career. She had beautiful legs and great "assets". when I was 12 I use to dream about marrying her.
endthedisease 1 year ago 3
@endthedisease this is a beautiful story
vanny409 1 year ago
Lame, but there's boobs, so who's complaining?
computergeek836 1 year ago
magically stuff ~ cinemax ruind it :-(
twilight9202 1 year ago
lol jokes are so lame but funny
pissymissy23 1 year ago
wäre mir eine ehre diese glanzstrumpfhosenbeine zu befeuchten
imsene 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I actually rmember this one xD!!!!
dude I loved her ♥
0MrSiegel0 1 year ago
lol it's the boobs!
kinmanyuen 1 year ago
I never know her but when i typed in "Elvira", it was there! i kinda like her
superoctobe 1 year ago
She is adorable, it would be a pleasure to meet her.
KrysxKatastrophe 1 year ago
I would give my left arm to motorboat her. Go down on her for a week. oh lordy she is so hot.
qb16raider 1 year ago
Elvira rocks.
sserpent21 1 year ago
A great Icon for terror movies!!!!!
Mexicanceltic 1 year ago
Such a fox.Shes too cool.
therealstrik9 1 year ago 8
lol when she said they dont just call him egor the giant for his big personality i thought she meant his penis but then she said someonething else and then when she said you know what they say about people with big feet, i thought she meant the penis again
XxXLyX 1 year ago
her rack is just like wtf
clustro 2 years ago 5
they are still so damn nice even now...
Masoukishin 2 years ago 5
@clustro let's see if she has milk or blood in them, either way it'll be tasty! mmm
UnholyAngelLord 1 year ago
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SwigzWorld 2 years ago
she is sooo hot... fricking sexy as hell.. still looks hot without makeup. I like her personality. I hope I find an elvira for myself one day
badmofo83 2 years ago 68
I agree, I hope I can too.
tigermark64 1 year ago
SHE WAS the hottest woman alive...oh yes.she looks good today.
masterpatric07 2 years ago 94
@masterpatric07 penis
kablahblah22 5 months ago
@kablahblah22 i wonder why are you in this video too?
masterpatric07 5 months ago
Her tits aren't really that big.. LOL She looks completely different without her makeup.
canibus19 2 years ago 2
omigod i love this - and her! cassandra peterson was great. I used to watch her show in l.a. back in the day. such fun.
ivycompton 2 years ago 3
Shes cool.
LoveSenseDimension 2 years ago
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damn, she is hot
woGq 2 years ago
This brings back memories, haha! She's awesome.
mmarisic 2 years ago 3
back in the 80's i'd sit through these horrible movies just for the all the little breaks with elvira.
StalinTheMan0fSteel 2 years ago 3
cant blame ya
supergamer73 2 years ago
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wow she is irritating.
Eight13 2 years ago
wow, UR irritating
icecreamfairy8 2 years ago
gotta love elvira
thefakeguy 2 years ago
Yeah if I wasn't a guy..er, gay, Elvira would be such a turn on. haha
Even so, it's hard not to focus on the huge...talents.
FerKing9 2 years ago
I sure miss her.
CalJennings 2 years ago
i love her attitude
always making cheesy jokes and acting all cute and giggly, plus her rocking bod,you cant help but fall for her....i have
happy belated halloween elvira!
♥ ya!
airstation828 2 years ago 2
She is so HOTTTT!
I ♥ Elvira...
MADE1NARMEN1A 2 years ago 10
I,d do her
68tim250 2 years ago
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She is so hot! I know it sounds king of gay but Ive always thought shed be sexier if she had a penis too.
smackdat89 2 years ago
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you're a fuckin faggot
eagledynasty81 2 years ago
Elvira is very funny and beautifull :)
coolblk 2 years ago 4
Does anybody else have a boner?
PrematureEgo 2 years ago 10
i do
RetroGuy8090 2 years ago
Yep....
TheShadowBrigade 2 years ago
when I was young I never did think she was very scarey.......
Looking at her now, I get that she wasn't suppose to be...
SpacesINbetweenful 2 years ago 3
I love her puns. They are so much more deliciously cheese than the Cryptkeeper. Plus she's always so fun and witty.
Nightman221k 2 years ago 3
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What a Vampira ripoff! I'm surprised she didn't win her lawsuit.
MerlinParish 2 years ago
She has an absolutely perfect pair of breasts.
xraycat30 2 years ago 12
o my good tyhis woman is the love of my lifeeeee I love youuuuuuuuuuu !! Eh eh eh
ECdj79 2 years ago 2
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i thought this bitch was the nanny :O
Baldoxxx4000 2 years ago
I didn't know her show aired Eeegah. I still remember her airing Attack of the killer tomatoes (and the joke she made about some guy grabbing her by the tomatoes) :-)
KungFuRascals3 2 years ago
I'm gay,and i would bone her.
That's how hot she is.
nathanip1 2 years ago 20
Now that is a good comment. :)
DennisFranz 2 years ago 3
thanks! :-)
nathanip1 2 years ago
@nathanip1 Yeah, because it's just a choice after all... not. If you would bone her, you're bi or not gay at all. I like Elvira a lot and consider her attractive, but she doesn't turn me on. Being gay is like that. Being gay means a person is... gay. Shocking, I know.
superstition2 1 year ago
i enjoy it so much
ddbjg 2 years ago 2
i think elviras is very funny and hot.
x1xelcruzitox3x 2 years ago 4
for this halloween i'm gonna be a vampire kinda like elvira she's awesome and pretty i think she's one of my vampire idols! lol
Cristina43097 2 years ago
i remember watching these movies when i was a kid just to get a glimpse at Elvira. man she's hawt.
shumworld 2 years ago 7
sie hat so geile strumpfhosenbeine
imsene 2 years ago 2
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moluvsage 2 years ago
I love how shes gothic/horror/vapire
thats awesome and sexy
HashishUno 2 years ago 6
She can bend backward or forward for me.
Dmasterman 2 years ago 5
This woman is so fine.
Dmasterman 2 years ago 4
yeah, i think you are right.
Cammie2035 2 years ago
°¬°
xinapxix13 2 years ago
Elvira is a goddess, my lord, they don't make entertainment like this anymore.
Elvira is funny, sexy, perfect.
Archedgar 2 years ago 5
It's me, me, me, the queen of the bees, who's always ready to please.
conatcha 2 years ago
i just realized gianna michaels reminds me of her.
SUPERSCHMOO 2 years ago
O-M-G - you are right - she does remind me of Gianna Michaels aswell:) LOL - the fact we know who Gianna is says it all;) LOL - I personally LOVE both and wish that Elvira would go the extra mile like Gianna:) oh my - is that the time - time to go watch some Gianna before bed!!!
lazarush1980 2 years ago 2
Elvira rocks.
NightElysian 2 years ago 3
Loved her since the 80's. She still looks sensational. Even better. Her politics are great also, very progressive. She's a beautiful babe with a beautiful mind to go with it. I think of her as a kind of dark mother figure. We want her to nurse us...endlessly!!! ELVIRA RULES!!!
andyshorrors 2 years ago 3
she probably could nurse us endlessly lol
dippydawg827 2 years ago
Hey dippydawg, She could certainly nurse me endlessly!!! Saw her in person last year. She looked great. Even old guys like me need our sex symbols.
andyshorrors 2 years ago
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why doesn't she shutdefukup? like most women she talks too much and gives me a headache
twincoil 2 years ago
That's cuz your gay
elimisha 2 years ago 5
Good stuff and those were the days!
DamienColletti 2 years ago
LOL shes so funny, love her
valericool 2 years ago
PFFFFFFFFF vampira is MUUUUUCH BETTER :)
kaedechan123 2 years ago
I've been in love with Elvira ever since her first film. I love the Macabre stuff she does as well. I've also had the pleasure of interviewing Cassandra Peterson (Elvira) at WonderCon, she is a sweet heart and fun to talk to. DAMN SHE'S SEXY! I'm glad to see she's still going. Look her up she has some new films coming out. I'm hoping she'll do another Elvira movie.
DancingEar08 2 years ago 5
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When I was younger, I wanted to suck on her tits. Now I just want to shoot my cum down her throat.
DumbDubya 2 years ago
how many guyz here jerked off to her years ago when she was on? i did and i still jerk off to her..those legs in black pantyhose, her thighs, her cocktease manner....oh god i'm gonna cum..
frenulumforyou 2 years ago 2
lmao hahahahahahahaha funny man.
vita210 2 years ago
LOL FUNNY
valericool 2 years ago
thats my idol right there. shes so saucy.
louiseandkendra 2 years ago 3
I'd work the shit out of those off black pantyhose she's wearing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mylife1980 2 years ago 3
I used to get rock hard off of her ass!!!!!!!!!
mylife1980 2 years ago 3
She's got class ! :)
Tw1st3dG4m3r 2 years ago
Mmmmm, qué postura tan cómoda!!!
jajaja
Basia Mille!
Elvira
elviradurango 2 years ago
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SO HOT WOW
felbob313 2 years ago
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i will put my big black dick between that pair of sexy legs
VagnerLovex 2 years ago
LOL! Thats not very appropriate.
horrorjunkie92 2 years ago 3
so its funny as hell id stick my 12 in white rhino right ther!
graffitivideos95 2 years ago
Thanks man... you really have humor sense... ;)
VagnerLovex 2 years ago
Eh... I like Vampiraa better.
MasterBlade4 2 years ago
I don't think this is the REAL elvira P.s I am so not stupid it's just that Imma sucker for oldies
rockstarlover004 2 years ago
sexy,witty,funny,and charismatic. that is elvira all over shit now i JIZZED IN MY PANTS
kmfdm5 2 years ago
A few years ago I was driving to work, and trying to find something on the radio that didn't suck. I ended up listening to Howard Stern while he was interviewing Elvira (whatever in the hell her real name is.)
Anyway, she was a show girl in Vegas before she started this crap. She was talking about a time that she got picked up by Tom Jones. He entered through the "basement door" and his junk was so big, she ended up needing stitches.
I always remember that whenever I see this chick.
Strontium9T 2 years ago 4
Those were some kick ass puns. Hah cave in. hah.
MrdotIsaac 2 years ago 2
Shes hilarious!
cmw777777 2 years ago 2
i wanna eat her asshole out and fuck her doggy style
frenulumforyou 2 years ago 2
you smooth talking cunt.
tjstoned73 2 years ago 2
Gostosa!
LuxCiffer 2 years ago
hahaa this was great. elvira was so hot. i remember watching this on TV. all the campy movies it featured. i wonder if there's any dvd collections.
est623ce 2 years ago 2
she is 58 years old she was born in 1951
marrylu 3 years ago 3
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And I'd still hit it.
xs1097 2 years ago 4
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She looks gorgeous, but the way she talks is a turn off
myownservant 3 years ago
she has really sexy legs and nice boobs, how old is she exactly?!
oguzhan1000 3 years ago 7
i think shes like 65 or somethin...
JASSICSCLUB 3 years ago
Ah, Elvira. Those were the days. We need her back, as well as her twins. Sure her hairstyle reminds me a bit of the hats the witch's guards wore in The Wizard of Oz, but still. Hot. I love that she had that valley girl accent. Totally 80's! Like wow!
residualbill 3 years ago 9