Jan Terri

[corneater23]

that guy had brown eyes 0.o no baby blue!

[broncabroncabron]

0:18 Why hello Raymond's mom

[v8cool1]

0:16 ..she must of filmed her own ocean sized swimming pool is that one has seagulls floating on it and waves. The seagulls probably provide a floating snack for her.

[LOLMikeyOKAY]

The budget for her music videos must have been like 3 dollars and 4 left over chicken nuggets.

[Bentelyon]

toppahoppa hei; she looks like gnom frightening!!!

[drudow]

He had 'baby blues' at 0:09

[alexpenncy]

His eyes are brown you stupid bitch.

[russradicans]

If women came in packets,the surgeon general would put a picture of Jan terri on the side....

[LOVESWEETREVENGE]

u fuckin kiddin me? I'm gonna have nightmares

[NielsShoe]

I had sex with Jan Terri

[DeathMetalforever]

he just wanted her big tits!

[ozjenva]

I hate saying this about people...but fuck she is one woman that is NOT easy on the eyes. Jan buy a mirror hun, and get a good stylist.

[RebirthWoWGuild]

The fuck really? So she can't get laid at all so she sings about music that contain *love * and * couples* lyrics so she can get a guy hired to be in her stupid video making it seem like she has a love life of sorts when really she's just delusional

[TheAlphafly]

Did he fuck her lately?

[Chaosga]

This should be a PSA on never getting drunk at a bar. You never know what kind of crap you're going to wake up next too in the morning.

[Chaosga]

0:19 There isn't enough booze in the bar honey that would F' me up long enough to even CONSIDER taking you home.

[bcbk93]

fuck...how in the fuck did i get HERE? Ughhh...she looks like a pig in plastic tennis shoes stood upright!!! that voice....like a kid singing off key with a bad case of diarrhea....

[TheGrotesqueReality]

this is crap

[efrainsueldo]

they both look disgusting.

[chunkywitch]

Now THAT is some good directing....!!!

[TRYER25]

0:38 That man is going to get laid

[shark1305]

florence foster-jenkins resurrected!!!

[sirable1]

Rebecca Black's Grandma

[Blackadder153]

@Jdubbes530 Hehe yeah man. Thats why Hobbits bear the ring. In this case theres alot of similarity. GO! JAN! GO! Take it to Mordor.

[jdubbs530]

She continues on in the face of aversion with a certain naivety that betrays competency and a bravado that rejects the limits of ability in favor of personal fulfillment. She lives her life for herself and no one else and you will never bring her down.

[Zer0nite]

Mono tone much?

What am I saying, that's not the worst part.

[MrBELLTO]

"clear enough to fill a swimming pool" cue ocean shot. yeah, that makes sense

[SwampKing04]

Jan Terri sexually assaulted a bag of mayonnaise and cheese

[valentingalea]

Fuel for nightmares!

[notjackiechan]

Smell that? Your in The TERRItory.

[exv092]

The guy probably lost a bet!

[TheeMikester]

0:09 he's trying to hold his laughter in

[spinners123]

When did wayne gacy make an album?

[helpmetony]

@spinners123 your comment made me laugh so hard, I almost fell out of my chair.

[inFLUence2508]

the handsome cowboy is my biological daddy.

[reinacarolina]

@inFLUence2508

Hahahahaha!!!! I bet also he is your uncle!!! ;-P

[JohnnyLovely2]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

[Lookfishlamp]

0:21 if a clown and sumo wrestler had a baby

[june191970]

I think she's Elmer Fud and Porky Pig's illegitimate love child.

[NeroticNoob]

My eardrums have been raped.

[ppdix]

I almost choked laughing.

What a waste of money. The fake cowboy actor with brown eyes probably got paid with a beer and a cheeseburger.

[fackinsaxy]

i would fuck that pig

[infamousboxman]

That lucky bastard...

[Boobalopbop]

"Blue enough to fill a swimming pool?"

[Elainiwen]

Swimming pool full of eyes?

[MrBilgey]

That poor bitch is being exploited again!! I wonder who picks up her paycheck, if she ever did get paid!!

[317537Produkshunz]

Jan needs to call me for a boning.

[woofielove1970]

this is one of those rare times when I seriously pray and beg God to send a meteor to kill this horrible little troll and all the people involved in making this crap ....other than for the the fact that what makes this such comedy is that she's serious

[MrAlmaco]

She's got class.

[bluepurplepink1]

lmao fail

[55mrfuckhead]

I like her boobies.

[CrakaJaKs]

id titty fuck her any day

[Goodnightsrest]

I bet that was a night of passion when they got home.

[readymade7777]

whoah! The actions are waaaaay ahead of the words to the songs....that;s the only thing wrong with this though.

[psideresider]

this is great stuff

[MrTaylorguitar]

His eyes are as clear as muddy water

[funboy7979]

Just another pretty face.

[Lalo3001]

Poor Jan, with her looks that's all she can land, a serial killer.

[toppahoppa]

She looks like a garden gnome 

[darreyl102]

@toppahoppa LMAO - Soo True!! LOL

[GroinOfHumo]

@toppahoppa Would you fuck her?

[GroinOfHumo]

@GroinOfHumo You would need alot of bozze to consider. Or if you look like a loser you might get lucky but she likes axe murderers.

[cymbeli]

@toppahoppa LOL!! That is the funniest thing I've heard....and now that you've said that...I realize you are correct..that is exactly what she looks like.

[fookyfookyfooky]

She looks like TV's Frank from MST 3K.

[geetarNL]

woohoo hail bassie de clown

[Surgearmy]

i can`t believe Marlyn manson let that fat thing be on god is on the tv.

[27cmr]

He's so hot.

[beherit15]

looks like George Constanzas mother

[espifreak]

Best rack in showbiz.

[55mrfuckhead]

She's so hot........and her boobs are delicious

[aaaaadupre02]

was that nipples i saw or a volcano erupting?

[Beardman29]

Either that dude was doped up on whiskey and cocaine or he is pledging a fraternity!

[Instrumedley]

HAHAHA fucking right bro, good shit@Beardman29

[PLOPPYnFLOPPY]

Jan Terri fluttering her eyelashes gets me so excited that I almost need to do a sex poo!

[bex273]

blue eyes?

[FatbackMcGee]

...the only reason he approached her by the jukebox is because the men's stall had "jan terry plays the rusty trombone" written on the door

[jstohler]

@FatbackMcGee The crazy thing is that she probably does play a literal rusty trombone. Not a metaphorical one, mind you, but an actual POS trombone that's been sitting outside so long it rusted. And yet she plays it anyway. Why? Because she's Jan Fucking Terri and nothing she does makes any sense whatsoever.

[jeffsond]

I dont blame him...she's hot..;)

[KevinLounsberry]

uh, his eyes are brown, lol!

If I ever saw someone hit on someone like terri I think I would probably throw up.

[zakwilks]

that guys idea of a good night is to get drunk & have a bar room brawl....then rape the shit out of a womans cornhole...

[gggayedlazar]

ugly ass bitch is what she is

[zakwilks]

his cock has a little cowboy hat

[drseanelius]

The cowboy spoke to a police officer after the rape: "i was a real gentleman to her, i came in her ass instead of her face so i didn't mess up her purdy hair"

[zakwilks]

i heard the dude likes to fuck his victims face up with his brass knuckles after he is done raping

[vigilantekiller]

he does that grin of his when he acheives orgasm whilst he rapes

[vigilantekiller]

that man looks like he enjoys forcing anal sex on women

[vigilantekiller]

to that dude the word no means yes...

[vigilantekiller]

that man does look like a date rapist

[ChopperEB]

i can imagine the guy slipping rohypnol into womens drinks so he can fuck them....

[ChopperEB]

baby blues ha ha ha his eyes are jet black

[SkInHoUnD]

RIP Jan Terri

[davidallenroth]

lol funny is i bet she takes herself serious lol epic

[frankiemalone]

his eyes are fucking brown

[oralgoat69]

RIP janny

[betz0041]

hahahahhahha!

[Boobalopbop]

@frankiemalone I saw an interview with her on Daily Show (she comes up when you search their website)... And she said they were hoping to get someone with blonde hair and blue eyes and couldn't find anybody, lol

[devtrev]

@frankiemalone So are the skid marks on her granny underpants.

[dogblessamerica]

@frankiemalone She's referring to his balls.

[lukalunar]

aber irgendwie süß

[thebrettofnwa]

This shit is for real!!!

[marvtat4]

treasue troll

[Benjaminb46]

Is this one of her later ...um... works of art?

[nschenk]

clear enough to fill a swimming pool!!

[BrianCarpowich]

that guy in the cowboy guy is stealing my woman.

[Yourmomsgunt]

RIP

[Lackesse]

yes i can read the smiling guys thoughts:oh my god,what have i done..

[legin5231987]

is this a nursery rhyme?

[ParadiseOnLand]

Jan Terri rules the mid-West!

[xYao9x]

OMG The screen of this video is too horrible. Anyway, she's very ugly and I think her kind of music is funny.

[tanamoannah]

so he's got brown eyes, so what. I think it makes it even more entertaining. I think she finances all these videos herself. I like watching her. She's got balls..so to speak.

[zangief]

genius

[theFFVIguy]

These videos drag me to hell.

[blindtommykiller]

He doesn't have blue eyes. hahahaha.

[thusken]

So bad it's good! Who is the lunatic funding this nightmare?! haha

[goodienannermuffins]

oh they are gettin it on LOL

[BigLouieLittlePhilly]

holy bullshit

[jamesdt1980]

her seriousness is entertaining...

[nogoodbastid]

10 gallon hat, 20 gallon jugz.

[Nikolai9510]

Fiw a swimming pool!

[xXxXGRIFFXxXx]

there are some things in this life u cant unsee.

[zekend01]

He had black as pitch... so cracker black...... drunk enough to fuck an ugly gnome...

[URallangry]

Can someone help? I can't stop getting an erection when I see this.

[carrieluvv]

gouge out the eyeballs

its the only thing for it

[URallangry]

Thanks, I'll try that.

[Theokondak]

@URallangry so what u want us to do?get you a whale to mate?

[truvelocity]

@URallangry your comment is making me laugh forever. I can't believe it.

[lollyadjective]

The singing... The song-writing... Is there nothing that Jan Terri can't do?

[lollyadjective]

oh yeah..... the singing... the song writing :(

[carrieluvv]

lolly lolly lolly get yer adverbs here.....i have that magnet!

[TomthatiscalledTom]

Bubba meets Bubbette

[SmittyHeWasNumber1]

lol

[Malocosa]

later...Bubba ate Blubber

[jageiosjgaeiojg]

some of her best material 5 stars

[BrambleNewbold]

Why did I click on this?? Seriously.

[widowwarmer]

Until i saw the 0:19 second of this video i have to confess that i was a firm believer in intelligent design.

[JTMondal]

Devlution

[oldbag699]

did she write these songs herself lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol she twern wound lol lol this is nearly as good as her wock and woll santa song lol lol lol ohhh no im going to wet myself lol lol lol lol

[yarevita]

malditos videos son para torturar a los reos de la carcel de guantanamo, estan del puritito nabo!!!!

[closut]

Garbage Pal Kid?

[alkafx]

now i remember what she reminds me of.....The Penguin!

[lancerb]

dude thats exactly what i was trying to remember, the penguin!

[hamdome00001]

she looks like one of those troll toys

[maximilian333]

WTF, HIS EYES ARE BROWN!

[zee339]

lmao

[zee339]

he smiled, they danced, they stayed till dawn. Then he sodomized her in the men's bathroom over a used and plugged up toilet. she still hopes he calls.

[98orpheus]

LMMFAO!!  Oh shit thats funny.

[splintercellchicken]

00:20 i fuckin pissed myself.

[ZuuLSpAcEmAn]

How did ANYONE take her seriously. I mean, she probably was retarded or dying or something and her last wish was to be a singer 'cause I have no idea how anyone could encourage this. Nonetheless, this woman has provided me hours of laughter. Thanks Jan, one day I'll hear your hot tune on the elevator to Hell.

[Ullbritt]

Talk about hitting EVERY branch on the way down of the ugly tree and then hitting the roots as well and getting some ugly pinecones dropped on your head.

[powerhse74]

I yelled really loud at :20

[harhainen]

whoaa.. im becoming jan terri fan! NOT!

[nicnacblack]

i don't understand a world where jan terri can record music, how does it happen, why doesn't the producer say stop.

[pedwards10]

i think one of her songs was in the toxic avenger!

[chilimonkeymouth]

you see her dancing at the end. oh shit. she's about as graceful and as sheet of plywood.

[GhostLove09]

She is AWESOME

[chazfier]

That man must be deaf and blind because her voice is like nails on a chalk bored and she looks like someone beat the shit out of her with an ugly stick and the swelling is at its peak.

[zee339]

how can blue eyes be clear enough to fill a pool? last i knew, swimming pools didn't hold clear.

[Abstractionant]

LOL!!! you just spoke my mind <3

[Frigdogg]

i simpley love that woman <3 talanted ass hell <3 <3

[ekrvdp]

his eyes are brown, not blue!!

[TheBlokeNextDoor]

This looks like something from Little Britain! Is it for real?

[bethbeefbeff]

Agreed!

I kept waiting for the 'yeahbutnobutyeahbutnobut'.

[KennYA51]

This is even worse than hearing japanese try to teach you english. omfg

[lemonyo9]

ah!!!! this is horrible! the cowboy is creepy! and she's ugly! ew!

[powerhse74]

I tun awound and saw him standing dare. Did Elmer Fudd have a offspring?

[nemesis6014]

He's so handsome. I wish I could turn around and see him standing there.

[Fr1zzank]

Who? Jan? :D

[atjhsieh]

George Kastanza's mom

[zee339]

lol

[dilzappa]

Madonna has really let herself go.

[zee339]

holy crap! at least she stopped showing her vagina

[ekrvdp]

what??

[zee339]

i dont' remember why i typed that!

[splintercellchicken]

you saw her vagina?!? you poor soul, your gonna need a TON of therapy to get through that...

[XplicitGlam]

i was startled at 0:19

[mechavoom]

bahahaha

[mikau12345]

ROFL

[joshelliott101]

this woman is a legend

hahaha

she's got balls, i'll give her that

Talk about amitureville. She sounds like someone at a karaoke ba