Jersey Shore Season 2- Funny Clips

[sadiebabie1128]

I think Sammy needs to do something else with her jair

[Gthomas95]

1:15

[Gthomas95]

0:57

[DanielBlueFist]

DOUCHEBAGS, superficial idiots. Add to that stupid WHORISH badly raised girls, and you get Jersey Shore.

[TheSnoopy1324]

@RedDeadKBll the reason that u loved the first 3 seasons were, beacause of mike he was still the main dude in there and he made the show watchable :D

[moorg745]

God this show is so stupid, Wtf am I watching this?!

[itsGdublan]

that was the longest 4 minutes ever.

[mandanglo6969]

I wish this shitty music wasn't in the background

[RedDeadKBII]

God I love the first 3 seasons.

[ang23ism1]

Angelina is sooooo ugly . she grosses me out

[davekat]

Alaa ...IS A JEALOUS 800 POUND BEAST WHO CANT EVEN GET THIER LEFT HAND TO GO OUT ON A JERSEY SHORE DATE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!! LAHHHOOOOOOSSSSEEERRRRRRRRR!!!

[Alaa0Elr7bani]

Bunch of douches and hoes= the most useless show ever + alotta STD's

[alishabakshi]

i lovveeeeeeeee jersey shore u guys rockkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[EdjanZondervan]

I hate angelina.Or whatever its called.

[lulucrazee4life]

Ronnie is a stud, but honestly, if he put me through all that hell, I couldn't be with him, like serious with him. Doesn't mean I won't hook up with him though...

[ChannelAshleyS]

Ronnie is soooo HOTT. One of the hottest guys i have ever seen easily! :)

I FEEL SOOOOO BAD FOR SAMMI

[JiggyPiggy100]

Sammi just needs to let him go..

[MsUZUMAKI999]

THE MUSIC JUST GO PERFECTTTTTTTT WITH ITTTTTT

[Gammodore]

nice vid

[daniquestcrew]

ven aqui, ven aqui TOMA!!! 0:36

[ChannelAshleyS]

@daniquestcrew something about a drink :) i speak some spanish

[daniquestcrew]

@ChannelAshleyS i'm brazilian!!!

[ChannelAshleyS]

Ronnie is EASILY the most HOTTEST guy on jersey shore. too bad hes a jerk.

[jasefarr2010]

love that tune in the background!

[RavenFairy75]

I liked this at first but it seemed from the middle to the end to be a Ron n Sammi thing. That wasn't funny what he did to her. I don't think this was funny at all!! Those kinda spoof really didn't have any place being there.

[Biebzlovergurl]

I know this sounds retarded but like I wanna be on Jersey Shore with all my friends :] ;D like my group of friends is like the perfect fit for this show

[KayKayIsSpiffy]

3:38 SHUT THE FUCK UP

[leUltra96]

which song is it in the background?

[WhatNowHaters1]

When every I see Angeleen I'm thinking oh great here comes Angelenas slithering wack ass coming into everybody's buisness like some rich bitch on vacation.

[livvvcatherine]

2:12

JWOWW: "YOU WANNA GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW, FUCKING GO RIGHT THE FUCK OUTSIDE?"

*Sammy and Snooki trying so hard not to laugh* hahahah LOVE JS CANT WAIT FOR SEASON 5!

[davidrickkoreas2]

@jaydenD10 grenades are fugly not just ugly there Fugly lol

[jaydenD10]

Are grenades ugly or hot? Im confused

[lilmissgaga]

What's the song ? <3

[gieske12345]

@lilmissgaga Jordan corey - breaking all the rules ( robotic pirate monkey remix)

[neonbluehotness]

i liked how Ronnie said "at the club" at 1:34

[TheKingOfCarmel]

I lasted 48 seconds, and I'm happy to report that it confirmed all my suspicions that this show is completely and totally fucking useless. 

[RSKorosiya]

0:34 isn't someone in the wrong place doing the wrong thing?

[Noukinette93]

2:37 haha

[MrEduardo0908]

2:22 STOP TOUCHING ME! lol

[tzambrana36]

hahahahaha jalarius love

[pojo205]

i've had a few Snooki nights.. 

[Ms1996Kosova]

<3 jersey shore

[Kosunshine]

what would be a NUKE ^.^?



[gieske12345]

@Kosunshine octomom

[coder928]

Watches

[coder928]

Whoeva watched dis NEEDS and I cant stress this enouqh .. NEEEDSSS to DIE

[Yogurtgames]

they are douchebags.

[t8d1016]

well, what would a claymore be ?

[xlNowhereManlx]

If you guys like making fun of Jersey, check out my video "X-Men: New Jersey."

/watch?v=5YHaAx8Za2U

[Princess4247]

200 000 ;)

[TheGh3legends]

angelina talks so fuckin weird "we're in the back of a cab"

[estringer21]

Dah fuck is this?

[swaggamonsta123]

Crack head Ronnie ...

[TORI87DEC]

Drunk Ronnie is an idiot!!!

[dedicateddad]

Disgusting.

These "people" are animals.

I'm almost glad to see what's coming - because at least.this sort of trash will be the first to die...

[bakerzood1]

@krissy5858 its pauly d not pauli d retard

[Viktir666]

LOL @ the end: "The name???". "Whatever man, what's the order?"

[wattgirl389]

Awww i thought the I'm the Kim kardashian of staten island would be on there

[Musicluva4evandeva]

How u feelin bout yooself!!! Lol

[krissy5858]

If I was Pauli d I would smack her in the face love u Pauli d;)

[xxxvideosrockxxx]

Was that deena at 1:04? Lol

[Selenagomez5able1]

@xxxvideosrockxxx okay first denna wasnt in this season and second thats sammi

[myles824]

LMFAO !! OMG

[Parkour123ist]

LMFAO!



[rciara12]

Sammie, STFU

[mrsnooki12]

i hate sammi

[usseagle]

Did I Do The UnThinkable??

Lmfao.

[Princess4247]

best jersey shore video :)

[webzie225]

Lol i love when pauly goes "Are you touching me" lol

[vanessanw]

Hahahaha

[lunaticsondarun]

toma toma ven aqui ven aqui TOMA! oh dear god ronnie

[simal12345]

sammi is the most boring part of this show lol

[addwantedparadise]

snooky rule <3

[NickiMinajKen]

i love it when jwowws arguing with angerlina in the cab and snooki and sammi are just laffing xD

[TheSensation12]

whahahahah vinny at 3:21:D

[xcolleenxmariex]

one of mikes best quotes..

"ronnie is hooking up with grenades...which is a big ugly chick...and landmines...which is a thin ugly chick...and loving life." LMFAO

[kalifornia3333]

great job thnx for posting :)

[Sageykinsful]

whats the episode at 0:26?

[swagamite7zax]

I fukinqx love JERSEYSHORE

[MennoMmM]

2:10

snooki and sam laughing, haha

[DjCENK1]

2:29 the situation runs like a girl XD



[TheCarmillaShow]

this has to be the worst fucking show I ever seen.

[MusicMonkeysAreAlive]

this has to be the greatest fuckign tv series ever

[MusicMonkeysAreAlive]

@xxxmisssparklesxxx already saw it, funny as hell:-))

[xxxmisssparklesxxx]

@MusicMonkeysAreAlive i meant to say season 4 not 3 i v not seen season 3 whens it out to buy

[MusicMonkeysAreAlive]

@xxxmisssparklesxxx oh yea i'm excited for season4  too, i don't know saw it on the net

[j3rkinm4]

BEEER GOGGLES!!!

[FashMrl]

whats the song name ? thank :)

[weirdross]

@FashMrl the name of the song is Breaking All The Rules (Robotic Pirate Monkey Remix - Jordan Corey

[FashMrl]

whats the song name ??

[lasvillasblv]

Ronnie is at the club hooking up with ...GRENADES ok that is a bigger ugly chick and then also landmines which is a thin ugly chick and ummm LOVING LIFE

[NieceyPieceyMakeup]

:39 LMAO!!!!! I laughed so hard when Pauly went "pffffft!!!" LOL!!!!!!!

[7sammy7]

yeh but with out that fucked song in the backround

[laurawattam]

i love it when Vinny says "I think Einstein should come back and re-write the laws of physics and work it around Jenny's tits"

[AthleticPixieBabe]

:L that actually makes more sense

[AthleticPixieBabe]

? I'm pretty sure it's Italian,

[AthleticPixieBabe]

Toma toma ven aqui roughly translates to "decision making, come here". I'm a little Italian

[MsKoOlMiChElLe]

@AthleticPixieBabe No its spanish...

[Shipkica]

@AthleticPixieBabe it means "take it take it, come here"

[xchangingskies]

@AthleticPixieBabe he's speaking spanish,not italian.& it means "take it,come here" in spanish.

[mimibest96]

@AthleticPixieBabe toma toma ven aqui it's spanish not italian!

[xxbitchykimxx]

3:16, I think the camera guy was dancing with Snooki haha

[udubrulez]

deena is grose as poop

[awesome4someXD]

xxxxxx(:Ronnie:)xxxxxxxx

[DreaSorrento]

ARE YOU TOUCHIN ME???????????

[superawesomefilm]

it's like manwhore and skank show that reduce your IQ to negative 20 yet you cant stop want to see how stupid will that get next

epic

[Johanoeberg]

Freak show!



[MsCarla009]

That's a life! hahahahaha Awwwwwwwwwwww I want a frienship like Viny And Pauly does.. :)

[THEMJSHOW123JRANDMJ1]

OMG SNOOKI IS SO SEXYYY

[MrYobitchez]

@THEMJSHOW123JRANDMJ1 LOLNO

[TheKos2010]

can somebody translate what ronnie said on 0:35-0:39???

[justinephavivongkorn]

Why is Angelina wearing sunglasses at night?.

[Wrbna]

@justinephavivongkorn So she can so she can... bang...her...head :)

[sweethearts120]

1:32 lmfao

[Basketball1011995]

@sweethearts120 His face is priceless! Drunk Ronnie is the best. ;) Haha. I hate it for Sam though.

[iDudeMapex]

that was dina grinding grinding on himn :O

[Shayma90210]

VIEN AQUI VIEN AQUI ....BAMM...

Lmaoo @roniie

[jdog22121]

thumbs up for RONNIE TOMA TOMA VEN AQUI VEN AQUI VEN AQUI TOMAAAAAAAa

[jdog22121]

mike snaps at angelina who liked that

[wheelinkam]

the music runins itt

[dipset542]

Wish they wouldnt play the shitty background music so we could actually hear the video...

[chunchak8122]

Anyone else think this could be the official fucking commercial for Jersey Shore?!

[HarrisonRocks]

@chunchak8122

Either that or an Al Queda recruitment video

[dopeNJ123321]

@chunchak8122 No

[jusgoonin]

Search petey pumps

[Cheeseburger13579]

omg i love this show so much..

[mrtundra45]

they get money, clothing, liquor, shoes, free rent...lol, they get it All man!

now they are getting paid for product endorsements, and starting cologne and clothing lines....

[ASirensLullaby]

huh? neveer knew what jersey shore was until now...ok

[XlilhoodX]

mexiicann Snooki!!!! :P

[BiancaVal24]

ronnie is the biggest jerk ever.

[NEsnake12]

so why is this show on mtv and not animal planet???

[horsemilk]

i remember when mtv was a music channel.

[stunts245]

ronnie often shakes when he talks

[Pain5155]

Ronnie is the MAN!! Hes been DOIN dirt!!

[codemaniskool1]

yo at 2:27 where was that from? i have never seen that on tv

[CantBeTouched91]

@codemaniskool1 it was the first episode

[Domineefrnkk]

@Akiibakii dan hoef ik niks meer uit te leggen ;)

[AkiiBakii]

@Domineefrnkk Je kan racisme nooit uitleggen.

[Domineefrnkk]

@Akiibakii try to talk my language and then try to say that i suck stubborn dude^^

[AkiiBakii]

@Domineefrnkk Wat wil je dan? Ik kan namelijk ook Nederlands praten, ja. Leg maar uit.

[Domineefrnkk]

@Akiibakii this is not a history class but listin

Being gangster or how you call it is allright but at a certain point it isn't any more

There not all bad guys offcourse

[AkiiBakii]

@Domineefrnkk History is what made this problem, people need to see that and of course embracing the rap and gangster culture (music, clothing etc. isn't bad but BEING a gangster is BAD. A GANGSTER IS BAD. What a gangster does is bad. And not only Moroccan people do this. You need to choose your words. If you see 'here in Holland we have Moroccan people, that ain't fun' You make it look like Moroc's are BAD people, you need to understand that.

[AkiiBakii]

@AkiiBakii *off course, *if you say

[AkiiBakii]

"Be glad with itallians they go out and have a good time

we got in Holland maroc people that sure ain't fun"

First of all LEARN ENGLISH, second of all, I know Moroccan people, i live next to Moroccan people and they are MILLIONS OF TIMES more fun than most of the Dutch people I know. So cut the 'Geert Wilders' crap, media influenced f**ktard.

@Domineefrnkk

[Domineefrnkk]

@akiibakii dat zeg je alleen maar omdat je weet dat ik de waarheid spreek en dat sommige hollandse hoeren dat die het niet onder ogen zien en er nog steeds in trappen

kom pas praten als er verbetering is ;)

[AkiiBakii]

@Domineefrnkk What do you mean? Moroccan people aren't the only ones in Holland causing trouble, it's PEOPLE from EVERY RACE, YES EVEN DUTCH BOYS! It's because the so called gangster culture is very 'in' right now. And the dutch people 'invited' the Moroccan AND Turkish people in, because they needed people to do the crappy jobs, and now that it's all better, suddenly they're the bad guys. What do you expect? A whole generation of foreigners doesn't know anything about Holland!

[AkiiBakii]

@Domineefrnkk AND NOW people talk. You should start acting 'good' from the beginning and PREVENT problems like these integration problems. And with you, I don't mean YOU personally, but you as in people. Just thought I'd mention that because you're English sucks

[skaterbalty]

bunch of stupid italian fuck heads

[NativityInCaptivity]

it must suck to be called a grenade on national TV by guidos..... :)

[IluvKirito]

lol Ronnie speaks Spanish?

"Ven aquí, ven aquí, TOMA! -smack-" lollll

[coandc]

bro bro bro bro bro... know what I'm saying dawg... bro. LETS GO OUTSIDE. Bro. There dialogue for every episode of Jersey Shore. You're welcome.

[vyortx]

the state of the fucking mongs on this program make me sick

[olfan92]

Im going to Jersey to get me some aids!!!!

[holypaladinpewpew]

snookie is hella ugly. why do people say shes hot???

[AkiiBakii]

@holypaladinpewpew Why would you call a girl ugly? It's just rude. And who the f**k decides who is ugly and who is hot?

[Mrwubz]

@AkiiBakii whoevers talking... most of them are ugly

[AkiiBakii]

@Mrwubz Douchebags like you make people feel insecure of themselves and have promoted things like plastic surgery and the 'thin-like-a-model' look

[Mrwubz]

@AkiiBakii I don't make people feel

"and have promoted things like plastic surgery and the 'thin-like-a-model' look" wtf is that supposed to mean?

and how do you know i'm a douchebag? using your logic cant i say people like you make people feel insecure of themselves??

[AkiiBakii]

@Mrwubz Uhhm, sorry, didn;t know you don't udnerstand English. And I'M not calling people ugly for NO reason. They may be famous, but they have feeling. A lot of celebs ADMIT that they feel more and more insecure of themselves because of critics (like you) calling them ugly, fat or whatever. And what happens next? Anorexia, plastic surgery etc. And if the famous people dot it, the 'normal' people do it too, because it's cool, because the famous people do it. It all starts with people like YOU!

[Mrwubz]

@AkiiBakii Uhhm, sorry, didnt know everyone looked at celebs for self worth and to "look cool". Thats pathetic. And i'm not calling these people ugly for no reason, i have a reason. I think they're ugly. if u don't, its cool, each to his own. and haha thats not what happenes to most people i know when people call them ugly or fat, they suck it up, know to love them for themselves whether its true or not, and continue with their day. too bad for "normal" people, nothing about thats "normal"

[AkiiBakii]

@Mrwubz Of course it's pathetic, but it has to end. You can also just keep it to yourself and don't be rude.

[Mrwubz]

@AkiiBakii ...I could keep it to myself, but i chose not to. The same way you replied and called make a douchebag :)

[AkiiBakii]

@Mrwubz That choosing not to is rude. AND I replied hoping you might think before you put a comment

[Mrwubz]

@AkiiBakii It's not rude calling my a douchebag? i understand why you replied but what made you? my comment was my opinion, and your reply was your opinion.

Look this is rly going nowhere and i understand why you reply, sorry if i offended you.

[AkiiBakii]

@Mrwubz I'm sorry too, I just wanted you to understand why I replied! But you're right, I shouldn't have called you a douchebag!

[Mrwubz]

@AkiiBakii haha its all good