An Interesting Use For the Dual Saw

[johntheant]

GOLDEN RELIEVER

[ElBarto3131]

Category: Pets & Animals

lmfao

[IAmInHurt]

Wait... If the dog is castrated and the "golden reliever" part is cutoff, if it were to scab over would the dog be able to urinate?

[prosniper85]

WEATHER ALERT AT END OF VID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HarvestMoonJedi]

seems legit.

[Ch0c0Face]

more like in seconds

[Darkinie]

golden reliever lmao

[99LOLWUT]

@mario102395 What?

[Rickrolled1231]

LoL Golden Reliever.

[Stuffzes]

I just used scissors. It's cheaper but you really have to use all your strength to cut the balls off. It's best to either tie down the dog or have someone hold it while you're doing this.

[theluigiteam543]

@Stuffzes Very nasty. Please never comment on videos again.

[Stuffzes]

@theluigiteam543 LOL it's just a joke dude like I would actually do that. I don't even have a dog. LMAO

[Gicolico]

@theluigiteam543 Lol'd.

[UBIQUEROL]

@Stuffzes

Cheap bastard, use the dual saw!

[NorrisArt]

@koolguy1217 That's not weird O.o

[SpliNterCellFan697]

E.A.S tone at the end.

[yellowfish32]

36 people are the dogs that had the dual saw used to"fix"them.

[FreerideDownhillMtb]

36 PEOPLE.....oh wait this is getting old.....

[KittyTheNekoAlien]

omg lol, and it costs a lot less than seeing the vet!

[KxK96]

can i fix my gf with this too ?

[AnimatorXY]

golden reliever = THE BIG CITY TOILET!!

[Bassisnevertooloud]

golden reliever=the worlds most expensive toilet

[robloxumpire]

um wich way do i use it left, right or forward, back. to fix her?

[mcfrogging]

I know how it works, I'll do it myself right now. You simply insert the saw into the dog's... oops, I messed up. Excuse me while I get a towel.

[b0w5er]

368,987,659,823 people don't like it when people do the "# of people who disliked this video did something bad related to the video" thing.

[poopkart]

@b0w5er ur a faget

[ShawnzChannel]

@poopkart And you really can't spell.

[poopkart]

@ShawnzChannel fuc u

[2007excalibur2007]

@poopkart You shittin' Billy Mays?

[OJtheModerator]

@b0w5er The world would not be a better place if it had 368 (almost 369) billion people in it.

[Zretar]

31 people were the dogs of the people who bought it

[WarriorGirl1001]

why won't you show us how it works? :'(

[islandoffroadracing]

723 want suck billy mays dick

[iRentallyMetarded]

@islandoffroadracing

lol? actually this guy makes tributes to billy mays.

[tichergeorge]

30 people accidently cut off theire dick by using the dual saw

[koolguy1217]

i wanted 2 c how it workd

[Emaan6062]

@koolguy1217 O_O

[SSJ5G]

29 people work for PETA (or simply don't have any humor).

[3DPlanets]

28 people have no sense of humor.

[Skorpion713]

that was the hardest i laughed in years

[drumlip]

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[MellowSquash]

a bone reliever

[ReaganCriedWolf]

GOLDEN RELIEVER

[codemaster667]

ARE YOU ON THE BALL(s)!!!

[moviemowdown]

Does it work on cats? =3

[clearton]

where can i buy one of those saws

[evilmonkey159]

LMAO! READ THE VIDEO DESCRIPTION!

#5 - Top Rated (05/11/09) - Pets & Animals

[gotkenseth17]

i know what happens the saw cuts off its dick

[z0mbi3slay3r700]

ouch...

[swantonhhh]

One time we went camping for a week on a school field trip and we slept in cabins and i didn't pee until i got home. That was a BIG Golden Reliever

[MrSHROOMBY]

damn guys i held it for at least a full day

[D00ml0rdKazzak]

Woof!

Woof!

Arf.

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ­ZZZZ

*whine* *whine*

[aljfilms]

hmmm....come here,Rusty!

[5uspended4nimation]

woof

[MrNitt]

...

[TheMasterGamePro]

Hmm... I wonder what "fix" means?

LOL

[Zolega89]

i wonder if it works on cats

[iluvguineapigz]

damn it, we went to a vet to get our dogs fixed, when all this time we could of just ordered a dual saw!

[TheFootless]

you're so not showing us how it works...

[MrNinja787]

lol my dog does need fixed

[MrDoubleniner]

The dual saw will fix your dog???

[guncis52]

i am ordering right now.

[kaitlynbad13]

lol lmfao

[backyardbomb98]

How does it really work???

[TheWilmister]

Great! Just what I need! And when i screw it up, I can kill it with suicide putty! Or just flush it down the big city toilet...

[CommanderLightning]

Billy Mays: "Maybe you have a golden relie-- uh, retriever. Excuse me. Up until now, you had to spend hundreds of dollars to have it fixed. Not anymore! The Dual Saw gives you the power to fix your dog, in MINUTES! And you do it yourself! Here's how it works!" [static] "I'm so not showing you 'how it works.'" (2 minutes later) "It's that easy..."

[DaniMart2005]

And if you call within the next 10 minutes, we will throw in FREE Oxy-clean and Zorbies so cleaning-up will be a breeze! (Just pay seperate shipping and handleing!)

[abaldkj]

@DaniMart2005 ALSO, UPON PURCHASING A BILLY MAYS PRODUCT YOU CAN KISS HIS ASS AND WIPE IT WITH HIS 20 TRILLION DOLLAR BIG CITY SNIPER RIFLE

[emokid0100]

...h4x0rs?

[ComradeGraty]

poor doggie

[MrXnews]

I don't think I need to see "how it works"...

[YehatTerminator]

Ah, dualsaw, the great castrater!

[DarthNader11]

This is BIlly Mays saying dont forget to have your dog spayed or neutered, help controll the pet population

[Pamahana97]

fix ur dog in muintis lol

[TheOlgaBoys09]

That's so simple yet so fucking hilarious!

[sonicdjs]

#5 Top Rated Pets and Animals, I ask you?

[JURPO90]

i already fixed my dog. it was 20 years, now its only 10.

[lhagek]

@JURPO90 LOL genious

[lhagek]

@JURPO90

genious!

[metroidfannumber1]

9000! stars!

[EconBehemoth18]

What, 9000!?

[fireguy1919alt]

there's no way that can be right! can it?

[critic659]

*sniff* fucking beautiful

[DXSnakeEaterishacked]

Amazing! But can you use the dualsaw to fix a cow's hole?

[GoldenPickaxe]

You don't. You stuff it with Mighty Putty.

[Purplecatsoup30]

@GoldenPickaxe If that doesn't work, you stuff it full of Billy May's amazing Suicide Putty! XD

[MasterBelmont]

XD I've heard exactly how to do it. BTW that was frickin hilarious.

[8bitPikachu]

ITS BOB BARKER IN BILLY MAYS BODY!!!

[Maniaxe613]

"I'm not showing you how it works." To quote Billy Mays, "You ****ing me?"

[1dude10]

No you use the saw to fix a male dog

[CommanderLightning]

[shakes head] This is illegal, you know.

[Keybug55]

"I'm not gonna show you 'how it works'"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[247wildchild]

AsaiMoonsault literally exactly what i was thinking lol

[CakeMace]

LOL

[AsaiMoonsault]

A golden reliever? Sounds like a really long pee after you've held it in for a while!

[jinxedmodder]

no i think he means the toilet.

[SquishyGman]

@AsaiMoonsault LOLZ!!!! I Nearly had a golden reliever after i read your comment :D

[SeveralBlueYoshis]

It does!

[alexmcdan]

lol...awesome!

[HemlockLegend]

@AsaiMoonsault lol i do that all the time 1 time i didnt have to pee one day and then i went

[LillyTeamRocket4evr]

@AsaiMoonsault

I think your comment was funnier than the video itself XDD

[Soundninja18]

@AsaiMoonsault Sad part, it's true. I remember before I went to school, I would go to the bathroom, hold it ALL DAY, even after drinking soda, water, etc. By the time I got home, had to take a good book to read while draining the weasle.

[handofstand]

@Soundninja18 wow the most I ever held it for was maybe 8 hours but I think you topped me XD

[GyrenDeLeonard]

@AsaiMoonsault always thought he said boner reliver

[joebeckham]

@AsaiMoonsault LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!! Now I have to pee even more. xD

[jinxedmodder]

How does it work on females!?

[NoWhereToRun22]

You don't want to know. I hear it's actually illegal in some states.

[jinxedmodder]

o_O it was a joke

[NoWhereToRun22]

so was mine, lol.

[Cazz814]

Ohh this made me cringe while laughing my ass off!

[MutantClannfear]

SOOOO CRUEL YET SOOOO FUNNY

[bobmuffins]

wqtfrhuijok what

[astromac3000]

lol, golden reliver

[SmashLiXs]

its times like this where i wish i had a pet

[peehere]

#5 - Top Rated (05/11/09) - Pets & Animals...PETS & ANIMALS?!

[Chibbiekid]

Oh, Mr. Biscuit!!!! Come heeeeeeeeere!!!!

[mskittychic79]

niiice.

[sdmtgfhnzhgn]

win

[ethanwdp]

im gonna use this on my dog :D

[ebird97]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA ROFL (literally)

[Moopcan]

ROFL

[fireball973]

Epic Win

[mewcommander]

Ugh, not it's leg, it's balls.

[Bigmalletrs]

Korenite, its not the leg they're talking about. It's their PENIS/VAG

[WiiForever302]

The dualsaw is supposed to help you spay your animal, not the leg right?

[Bigmalletrs]

Yeah.

[WiiForever302]

Oh ok.

[RaTcHeT302]

TIME TO "BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP" So easy!

[mentelmanmarmalox1]

R.I.P billy mays

[aertix]

I know it's golden reliever that he's saying but it sounds like boner reliever

[8bitPikachu]

i thought he said boner too

[username1293]

22,222 views

[snowguy54]

you should have put, "its that easy" after the black screen haha

[tenchimuyo69]

Anything Billy Mays makes can fix everything. GUARANTEED

[boxdynomite3]

golden relievers is piss

[mistercrull10]

Aww....I got a Golden Reliev-- Retriever, excuse me.

Still rofl though.

[FredChipNacho]

A golden reliever retriever.

[sm2142]

but...everyone's head that the bird is the word!!!!

[apriswajaya]

the product is not demonstrable - instant fail

[SteveDude01]

Unfortunately, it's true. How do you expect people to buy the Dual Saw to fix their dog if you don't let Billy Mays demonstrate it? ;-)

[IHazUnfittingMusic]

Those damn golden relievers

[boxdynomite3]

you mean piss?

[Zelarpie]

and I thought Bob Barker was bad XD

[DarkSect0r13]

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[hahahanoobs]

shit i just got one of these and i dont know how it works :(

[darkinblade]

lmao

[bullet4mvfreak]

i agree with spiritual  like totally omfg

[TTRstunta99]

i always wanted the "power" to fix my dog...

[generalargon]

Why not just kill the puppies with suicide putty, then flush them down the Big City Toilet? Then eat some Billy Burgers!

[SpiritualDemons]

Best comment ever generalargon

[ng416]

or put them in your shit bazooka

[generalargon]

+20? Awesome! This calls for a Jill Sandwich!

[IITruProductionz]

And when your woman asks where all the puppies went tell her to shut her whore mouth when your talkin!

[legomaster615]

fix ure dog holy shit

[DIVX54978]

There's one step he had not shone you yet.....

HOW TO ATTACH THE NEUTER! :O

And nice dub, I loled. 5/5

[redfoxbennaton]

6 out of 5

[89britton]

lol murder

[Hauntzor]

You're going to have to buy Zorbees for the mess you're going to have to clean up afterwards, if you know what I mean.

[6jonathan1]

ew it going to be a mess

[Inkaflare1997]

i fixed my dog all by myself with the dual saw! XD

[Inkaflare1997]

I still lmao at this!

[hahahanoobs]

lol i wanna see how it works

[wolffang2412]

O.o  no comment

[violenttj]

rofl golden reliever

[AsaiMoonsault]

Sounds like slang for when you've held it in too long and finally get to a bathroom!