My New Children's Book

[kitkatzinix]

Don't diss gingers!

[MissTwinklemonkey]

I LOVE FULL HOUSE I HAVE THE COMPLETE SERIES ON BOXSET

[kayhewi1]

"and your big sister just collects one dollar bills"

ugh the best

[m8y511google]

Why have p**n when you have a gf who talks your ear off

[GumiYummi]

Just got the full house reference

[bookworm2445]

Oh! Damn I'm fly!

[yzziZZZ]

also, johnny is a ginger.

[aDisabledRabbit]

Johnny is also a ginger, eh? Well, he's screwed.

Although...my boyfriend is also a ginger, so urh...Yeah, awkward realisation. Oh wells, he's awesome so DEAL WITH THE GINGERNESS.

[metrostationaddict12]

As terrible as this may sound this exactly what happened to me.

[TheMRPRONGS]

i have that hair brush

[TheGoldenTV]

I am in love with your 'British' accent.

[threelimesandalemon]

It took me 23 times of watching this before I got the Stephanie Tanner joke.

[spencerstalin24]

So when is the book gonna be done, lol.

[beckarkottke]

wow your room is extremely tidy! and cute! and organized! ha...mine...is not...

[rachelfrench1992]

Keep pressing 2.

[MissPinkPenguin]

you restored my faith in humanity

[mrmjbeid]

That book is garbage.

[myxgiftxisxmyxsong]

YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!

[swiimgfreek]

I guess that is better then the classic nursery rhyme that goes "Ladybug ladybug fly away home. Your house is on fire and your children all gone. There is only one left her name is Anne she's under a frying pan." Nothing screams happy story like a ladybugs kids all dead and one getting ready to be cooked for dinner.

[peoplecallmeagoth]

Well, THAT was a page turner.

[OMGoITSoHANNAH]

that is pretty much entirely epic.

[jayci68]

God, I love your humor

[andyrumschlag]

This is brilliant.

[MrGameposter]

"A 6th Grader's Guide to Sadomasochism"

This is highly relevant to my interests.

[GumiYummi]

Haha his sister be a prostitute?

[ginnyvideo]

@GumiYummi XD

[MULTILIVE4LIFE33]

XD

[AlwaysBeMyThunder21]

Show this book to publishing companies i swear its gold! :P

[colourfulwithaU]

You are my favourite author.

[BigAndTall666]

Have my children, please!

[10nantFangirl]

Can I buy that book from you? Seriously, if everything that you write is as epic as that was, then you would have NO TROUBLE getting me to buy!

[doublebubbleberrie]

i'd adopt a child just so i could read them that book.

[happyfacerainbows]

lol what happened to his british accent?

[AnAlternateReality]

I love the Full House reference.

[Plottoberry]

The title is brilliant.

[alliesp94]

wait a sec in the background of your room in your book case, do i spy the twilight saga in hard cover?..... nm wow just wow "and your sister collects 1 dollar bills" genious just geniuos.

[PickUpItsNancy]

When will this book be released? :o Haha

[charliesgotaguitar]

That was great :D

[BriIsTheFinestCheese]

...Damn, I'm fly!

[flowersalsolive]

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahah!!!

That was an exaggerated laugh. Only one of those "ha"'s actually happened.

[iamasecretnerd]

YOU ARE SO EPIC! <3

[penguingeneral2]

I LOVE this. I honestly am in pain it's so funny.

[proudveggie]

Does it make me a terrible person that if I had kids, I would genuinely buy them these books?

[SammieAndFriends]

It's funny because my cousin John is a ginger.

[thekangaroofish]

lmao "and your big sister just collects one dollar bills."

BRILLIANCE!

[Superdeduper739]

OH GOD THAT RAP MADE ME EXPLODE WITH LAUGHTER.

[thehumanknives]

Thanks for following me on Tumblr. This is an excellent video, really nice pace. And I love your childrens book the drawing of the ginger kids mother is amazing.

[unforgettable789]

I always write like half a page of my novel...a week....a month... a fail D:

[FrankyTheKat]

ha thats soo funny!

[JustSayTheWords]

I was talking to my cousin. we're both writiers, and she told me, "I SWEAR I'M GOING TO END UP WRITING CHILDREN'S ALPHABET BOOKS! A is for Ant. B is for Bee. C is for Cat. D is for Dog. E is for Elephant. F is for FUCK THIS."

[lollypop611]

When you say if "I got any tanner my name would Stephanie," are you making a "Full House" reference, or am I just weird enough to think that? Haha

[LaughingOTI80]

@lollypop611 duh

[BamaDan197319]

Thanks for saying "Hey Youtube" instead of "Hey Girls" at the beginning of the video so I don't have to feel weird watching anymore. I stopped watching anything uploaded by five awesome girls because I felt like some weird old man watching videos made for teenage girls. But, hey, this is cool.

[tomtheworldof]

You should get this published!

[geekcombatters]

is this book available from all good Waterstones?

[zabbygail]

And your father is proud of you, and LOL!

[starchicpc1385]

you are too funny! :)

[colormemonkey]

pretty funny.

[kathleensezhai]

i love you but you kind of scare me. hhahaha :)

[Sourcoolness]

You always cheer me up, Hayley.

[Nokorola]

That was amazing.

[graceface1212]

Why does Hayley Hoover always have to win so hard? I'm bitter.

[LunaLunalis]

Best Children's Book Ever.

[MeganOliviaC]

HAHAA love this, the 16 people who dislike it are INSANE!!!!!

[almalinda06]

YOU ARE AMAZING

[coolstream1]

Pretty fly for a... harry potter fan? :3

[stegman2815]

How do you know about those one dollar bills?lol.When it comes out I hope you come to my town for a book signing.My kids will love it!

[Dreadkiaili]

best kids book ever

[YoYoBlazeShow]

is that ur room son??! dammmn it's huge!

[aishiteruwa5]

oh my gosh, your miley cyrus impression is perff. :)

[SeekingMyGr8Perhaps]

The end of the story was sooo funny! You should write children's books for sure.

[climbordie7]

haha I once had that brush... of course not that exact one but a replica haha. I love you making fun of that dumb music video.

[sliceofmilk]

I spot Jessica Darling! Your books are beautiful. I love bookcases.

[LeahLame]

I will read this to my children one day, and they will understand the true ways of the world. Thank you!

[ChiaraVideos]

Hmm, it appears that 16 people hit the 'dislike' button by accident. How embarrassing!

[dlg26dlg]

lmao at the miley impression!!

[febreezefancy]

hahah damn I thought you actually wrote a book

[topazfirefly]

haha this was hilarious as usual. I would definitely get that book.

[kyarei]

BEST

BOOK

EVER

[TheWhiteFerrets]

Excellence.

[EccentricPuzzle]

Apparently I'm too young for this story because that disturbed me LOL

[ladysidi]

lol Win!

[whataboutadam]

I would so buy this book.

[taniafn907]

@whataboutadam

me too...haha..

[OutcastAngelV]

you are...amazing...were best friends now okay? please be expecting your bff bracelett any time now, and ill be waitng for you! in a totally...non-creeper..way... >,>

[Elrich89]

You seem to grow darker with every new video. Just like the Harry Potter films.

[TonksftMemories]

OH Hayley, I love you. Brilliant.

[Silver1226]

Okay, as soon as I get to my parents house tomorrow, I am showing this video to my mother.

She once wrote a song, to the tune of Supercalifragilisticexpialidoc­ious, called Supersadomasochisticsexualreal­tions.

[andyrumschlag]

@Silver1226 Best. Parody idea. EVER.

[TheForeignersNetwork]

Marry me.

[madinthemoon]

You're so funny, gal!

[Balboa515]

word... keep it real, G

[bucketlips572]

thats way too unrealistic to be a childrens book... or something? lol

[Dslater417]

"And you're sister just collects one dollar bills", LOL

[ThatCrazyPersonULuhv]

Did the friend give you the idea for the book, or just the idea of a book?

[jackwestmore]

old scool hayleyghoover vdeios make me happy :)

[davevt04]

thumbs up for finally posting a video that didn't mention your boyfriend.

[AwesomeAuror]

Can't wait to tell that to the kids I babysit.

Brilliant as always, Hayley.

[ValentinaVideos]

I'd love to buy that. If only it was real.

[richardpatrick32123]

Hayley, thanks so much for that. You made my day :-)

[HeathurHurricane]

Hah, this is freaking genius. I'd buy that.

[artificiellexx]

I want that stop sign thing O: it's so awesome <3

[Nerdylation]

kinda reminds reminds me of my children's book, which features an insane asylum.

[TheOrangeDream]

"And your big sister just collects one-dollar bills". Ha! Genius Hayley! xD

[scottmetze]

Good job!

[catherineistoocool]

More videos like this! I enjoy the creativity... and the truth behind it all. haha

[AmaroqxTheWolf]

"DAMN I'M FLY." I seriously fell over laughing. My dog raced over to see what was wrong with me. Gosh, I love you.

[ianswertobob]

Oh my goodness, Hayley. Oh my freaking goodness. I watched this at a public computer lab where I work as an English tutor. I'm not sure I was able to stifle all the obnoxious laughter. *takes a deep breath* *wipes eye*

If you made a video every single day I WOULD NOT COMPLAIN. #PossiblyCreepyButTrue

~Kiera

[993lollypop]

a sixth grader's guide to whaa??

[filibusterfirework74]

@993lollypop

sadomasochism:Sadism is pleasure in the infliction of pain or humiliation upon another person, while masochism is pleasure in receiving the pain. it is often used as a sexual term. .... thanks wikipedia.

[schmeisto]

this made my day awesome... and there is a new psych tonight so that means something. "johnny is also a ginger"

oh inexplicable british accents... how i love you so!

[Maddog53]

Fantastic book. I'd buy it.

[laurathesmall]

you would make a great childrens writer, I mean the content of that was SO age appropriate :P

[KTHiNKSoFu]

That book's going to be a hit in elementary schools everywhere =D

[snicketsfile]

bahahahahahhaha.

This woke me up and made me laugh way too hard.

[traltixx]

I was hoping for a H.G Hoover blow up doll/pluppet

[ChappStickMan]

I love the stipper cover-up. Oh! Hayley! Are you going to the Poughkeepsie show on ROFLCOPTOUR this friday?

[hayleyghoover]

@ChappStickMan Yes!

[ChappStickMan]

@hayleyghoover OHMYGOD YOU @REPLIED ME. And, yes! Can't wait to see you again!

[MagnificentSteph]

I have to watch it twice I was so overwhelmed by the awesomeness.

[GillianisAslan]

i miss your old font (georgia, right?) so much!

[alorena1]

That Miley Cyrus video is an extremely good idea.

[imorio]

years into the future:

haleys 6 year old kid: "So you used to make videos mommy?"

hayley: "I sure did"

haleys 6 year old kid: "Can I see them?"

hayley: "ok"

haleys 6 year old kid: "Look, you made a video about a children's book, lets watch that one!"

hayley: "...."

[applebritta]

I love how you made him a ginger haha

[CleeksFire]

That book needs to be sold :3

[sarahlouisemcm]

You look so pretty in this video :)

[oliviaw83]

it looks a bit like south park! lol

[xOphoeniXfeath3r]

my mistake to take a sip of water as you were saying "and your big sister just collects 1$ bills."

brilliant, as always.

[meeeluv93]

Haha really inspiring

[brittybabeski92]

Oh my Hayley i do love your work...might i add that you look more fantastic that usual of late?

[CatchFlipsidE]

Best children's book EVER!

[thisismyspacebugoff]

Yay a new video for Noah to learn! :p

[ThatBookGirl]

You should publish this, so when my future kids ask me where babies come from, I can just give it to them.

[jampuddleduck]

Brilliant, great video Hayley!!!!!!! The miley impersonation was fun too.

[Brickteen]

I would like give that to my non-existing kids... :p

[chubawunkin]

That was the best children's book ever. Johnny's sister is a stripper.

[Daveyfaceee]

@hayleyghoover. As an Australian I concur. Yes, yes she does.

[teahwee]

Poor Johnny's mother. :(

[MemoriesandSpirits]

HayleyGHoover: Destroying innocence since YouTube began ;)

Seriously though, good work :D

[PinkPieLover18]

Lol, I love your story Hayley. The ending was lovely. xD

[joshyboy152]

You should sell it.

[misstaramcmahon]

lol that is pretty much the best book evar!

[HiltownJoe]

Is there any chance you marry me. Because thats exactly the kind of stories I want my kids to hear every evening on bedtime.

[NoahAndABadger]

i'm british and i'm cool. yeahh. but i'm from london, we're really not that posh. i'm sure of it...

[ChateauOfADoubt]

You're genius. Get that published. #thingsImNotJokingAbout

[clibac]

I would read that to my children every night.. hahaha . Great vid Haley!

[matt1308]

This. It should be published.

[hermyslilsis]

I particularly enjoyed the "crying as quietly as she could" line. I loled.

[Cavetroll100]

"The Sixth Graders Guide to Sadomasochism".  Nice touch. XD

[abcdefghijkati3]

Johnny's big sister's collection made me LOL most. :)

I MISS UR VIDZ. And now I also miss Full House, thanks. brb, goin' to find the episode where DJ steals Stephanie's dreamboy on her birthday.

[MelonMangoSeed]

That was the best kids story ever. =^.^= (mew mew) I'm pretty sure cats say "mew mew".

[innocent1sel]

I want to read this book to my children in the future, thank you hayley g hoover, thank you.

[214inthehouse]

great vid haley!........on the parents being liers thing ...i blame religion....an athiest parent would say "penis in the vagina etc etc".......just a thought.

[gabbers2532]

hahaha you're the best.

:)

[LAshlieH]

You make me smile. You should seriously consider a career as a children's author. It looks promising.

[allison2811]

... and you are?

[JohnJohnisrad]

I love you. (In a non-sexual/creepy/stalker/rapi­st way)

Make more of these please!

Oh, and you probably already know this, but you're pretty amazing.

[kaylaann93]

Hayley, you are wonderful but YOU NEED TO BLOG MORE! Even mundane mindless entries would be appreciated! And how did you get SO skinny?!?!? Missed you.... obviously.

[angeloverlooked]

Super cute video, and you look fantastic. :)

[SupawSimba]

This made my day!

Total genius! =)

[pete275]

to the galaxy

[miniaturerabbit]

That's so true!

[starsandsea]

Your sister just collects $1 bills, hahaha. XD

[Friendswobenefits]

This honestly made my night. It's rare that I watch YouTube videos and laugh out loud to myself, but "and your sister just collects ones" got me.

[Saturdaynightgirl19]

What a lovely story, Hayley! I can see it already: this will be the new "Love you forever". Haha this is why today is awesome.

[KatherineWeasley]

To quote that child on the tricycle in the movie The Incredibles:

THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED!

[poondnub]

LOL, thats hilarious.

[fireboltflier]

I sorta want to see the video you started filming now...

[11Jacy]

I would buy it..

[missy11309]

lmao full house reference ftw. lol great book, id buy it ; )

[carolinerocksfirenze]

Hayley, you are amazing.

I want to be you.

[baddogonline]

I wanna see the full 'Can't Be Tamed' video with Hayley dancing... ;)

[hptwilighter]

That was amazing. Love you, Hayley!

[twinkletoes121]

Brilliance! If it doesn't win the next Newbury, you should at least be up for a Caldecott. *goes back to special children's book nerd closet*