RAPED BY XMAS!!!!

[ShaneFTW66]

c-c-c- cwismas!  xDDD

[XiluvshanedawsontvXx]

u is the fucking sexiest ......

[demonslayermk235]

This was amazing

[SouthIndianbb101]

my family is hindu.....nuff said

[MehProductions100]

It wasn't crap soo I have nothing to say,(fucking grandma)

[codiemay01]

This just went too fucking far omg. People have been raped and they don't need to see stuff like this -.-

[TheRootbeerboy]

Im poor. im useing a libery computer :(

[shanedawsonfan10993]

my mom didnt get me nothing cause her fucking ass whole husband told her not to get me nothing

[Brirose14]

My brother pushed me down the stairs christmas morning and he peed on my present ==

[iluvmyjill]

@Brirose14 hahahaha...unlucky :D

[Fluffy441992]

Every Christmas without fail my whole family ends up in drama city. Also every year i get socks and sleep pants that's it.

[scenequeen1864]

I was only raped by christmas once

#1. When I was 10 on Christmas eve we had to go pick up my sister from her house but she wasn't there. Instead she was at a bar 1 hour away and when we got there she was so drunk she was fallin over. The whole ride home she sat on my lap yelling whamp whamp and asking me if i loved my dady

[KaneTEVE]

Is it just me or are most of Shanes good vids from 09?

[FLUFFYJOE13]

my dad is mexican and he gave me a lawnmowwer for chrismas,,,, am not joking

[libbiewovsu]

my christmas wasn't that bad. the only problem was, my grandparents only came to have dinner with the familly and knowbody else would come because their christmas celibration was way better because they have plenty of money.

[shaggydog13131]

you like kill bill...?

[smileyface123567]

my mom payed a taxi driver to bring me to the woods and get the taxi driver to cut down a tree so was in the taxi for hours heading to the woods finally we got the tree but the car broke down so i had to drag a 168 pound tree 473 miles away when i got there they already bought a tree cuz i took so long and my mom invited the whole fam over so my cousins ripped and pounded my presents and my aunt got drunk and went on the table took off her shirt and bra and trew up on me and i had to clean it:(

[ZoggaZozo]

I want his Kill Bill poster ><

[drakebell551]

c-c-c-christmas!

[IkiOSFreak]

-Hmph- the pattern smells like poop LMAO

[AlmaSfreakS]

miss the old shaaaane  :/..

[TohruCakes]

My mom made me wrap the present she was going to give me.. We didnt even eat together, no one was happy, i got slapped twice, and i was sickz

[Missimo24]

@TohruCakes  Merry Christmas.

[ayden1998]

my mom made me clean and then didnt even give me alot and it made me feel really bad because all my friends got so much and they wer talking about the morning and going under their trees and i didnt even have a tree this year and im not trying to be all woe is me but it kinda sucked because also i found out that my parents well umm they are getting a devorse :/

[TheCiaobellina]

@ayden1998 you poor darling!

[TheRuscalsrose]

i am turned off by all the same thing you said... I'm pretty sure penis isnt the first thing on my list though...

[JzdBabyy]

ccc christmas!

[hhhggg666vsr]

i always hav to give homemade presents

[Themia872]

mine did i had the worst fucen christmas bc my mom decided to get missle toe n i had to kiss this guy i hated. her had like rabies n it waz rlly gross.

[msspylac]

my haloween raped me! i did'nt have a fucki pumpkin!

[ashleylovely2012]

Rip Grandma Dawson. We miss you... :c

[nyancatwobwob]

Im saving up for a wii for christmas ^_^

[shufflmanic]

lol gramma dawson

[EmilyGoodlett]

Shane's grandma -3

[Jetblast287]

ITS NOT RAPE IF U LIKE IT



[whiterose23ification]

we went on a road trip and got lost going into a restricted area, just kiddiinggg!!! but serioulsy, maybe

[PiparTydruk]

MOTHA ÄND CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALD ^^

[MrAaron0908]

god rest her soul rest in peace grandma

[FeelTheBeatBand]

my brother in law hit me with his truck merry christmas :3

[123ramenlover]

I was watching this on my Wii cuz I got WiFi and when you said "Cuz your mom took tha remote and used it as a vibrator" I FREAKED!!! XD

[silphneir1234]

my worst christmas is when the christmas tree fell on me and the decorations broke and the glass cut me and i had to get stitches

[olivehogan]

My worst Christmas was last year when my grandpa was int the hospital for three weeks so my dad was with him and my one half of the family while he died and my moms half was with her brother out of town. So I ended up by myself crying all Christmas while my family was with each other and none of my friends were home. Ahh good memories :-/

[newkb67]

a damn chia pet for an xmas pet LMAOOOOO.!!

[Y2JGFX]

Grandma got some moves !!!!!!!

[julieannamonsterbunn]

my worst Xmas was when, one: my family got me barbies (thoes things creep my the hell out!!!! that little slut with her bf ken....) two: my cat ate my hamster. (R.I.P SNUGGLESS ) and three: i sliped out in the snow and no one helped meh up!! :'(

[SweeterRevenge]

Ch-ch-ch-Christmas!

[Codawinx]

I asked for anything but bratz(yes my family's fucked up andgives me bratz) and that was aal I got because every single person in my family decided to be an ass. They did it on purpose to piss me off.

[LadyXUnknowngirl]

ROFL creepy grandma move hahah

[puppylovingrace]

Thumbs up to the pervy nan lol xxx

[Taytay925twihard]

OMG I LOVE YOU SHANE LOL RIP G-MA DAWSON OMG HAHAHAHAHAH

[XXArmsOfNukesxX]

i remember ur gran, when u dressed her up for easter, she may of been the best actor that i saw ;)

[XxChooseYourFatexX]

Rip Grandma Dawson -3

[2NE1xBlackjackdawson]

Loved the hair tied up! Lol

[95kidplay]

Omg his grandma lol R.I.P Grandma Dawson

[ssactbdmedd]

yup welcome to the club lol my friend puked in my mouth while i was yawning

[ellajaymass]

my grandpa died on christmas eve and my great aunt died on new years :( but all my other xmases hav been awesome

[l8rh8rz99]

''Chr- Chr- Chr- Christmas!''

Killed me.

[Littlemandude11]

I know this isn't as bad as any of the other comments, but my family had to go visit the other part of my family in the west, so I spent ALL Christmas in a car. My mom was on here computer, my dad was driving, and my sister was listening to music on her iPod. That Christmas sucked.

[TheHolyFool16]

Ch-Ch-Ch-Christmas! xD

[Maddy8359]

HEYITSZOLIVIA please don't kill yourself. Now I lost my grandpa a few years back a d I know how much it hurts but having good friends and crying and maybe even counseling will ease pain. She wouldn't want you to go before your time and I don't think it's now.

[ricezen123]

No mine was awesome

[crazygirl1364]

wow im so sorry

[HEYITZOLIVIA]

Well my sister died last Christmas and I'm thinkin about killin myself the same day she died.

[VonDeVladmir]

I got in a car accident on Christmas eve. Spent the entire holiday in the hospital. WITH OLD PEOPLE

[kitxkatxattack]

0:45 OMG those are my initials. he made me a towel! lol

[DreamingReal3]

My "Christmas tree" was 2 feet tall and made out of plastic.

[HopeAwesome]

My rat was fought to death by another rat on X-MAS eve....

[faithster16]

My grandma died on Christmas eve....so that sucked...:/

[TheRandomstuffs44]

i dont get raped by christmas i get fucked over holidays rnt my thing :/

[Zihenroy]

Kill Bill Poster lol! D=!

[ecmulligan91]

All my Christmases are great! No complaints here : )

[MrEffectify]

U actually got ur grandma to do that. SUCK ur FINGER. WoW

[eviltwinize]

@MrEffectify World of Warcraft indeed.

[daddyzluv123]

@MrEffectify More like " YOU WOULD ACTUALLY LET HER DO THAT?!" Yuckkk

[ILOVEMYDOG458]

the cheea pet thing made me laigh really hard

[AllThatGuacamole]

My great grandma died the day after xmas -_- RIP- Ova-3

[ElenaLovesShane]

i got raped.. v_v

[msmojomonkey]

My grampa died of lung failure in November, just when my mum was told she had cancer...

It's better now and gran's coping well,

The worst thing was that my grampa died on the night right before I was being a gala queen for my town, so I didn't get to say goodbye properly.

[krok777]

Thumbs up for horny grandma... xD

[Only4uBabyxo]

this is like SO late, but oh well....my family is hindu(indian) so we dont celebrate christmas....and i WAS kinda expecting small gifts or sth.....but all i got was nothing. so everyone, be pleased w/ what u got :/

[cutieandbv]

hey thouse are my brothers inesalos k.t sorry for my spelling



[Marthyishot]

ned was so sexy in this video :)

[darkmyth2]

my dad died february 2010 and thts close enough to christmas

[ilovejustinbieber657]

@darkmyth2 aweee im so sorry D:

[darkmyth2]

@ilovejustinbieber657 its cool. its not ur fault and i was 10 when it happened so i proccessed thi info better. its scientificly true. but anyway, im fine now. thanx tho

[haylynnelee123]

shane ur family is very differnt haha

[Talkingcats1]

I love Grandma Dawson!

[emilaystep]

i miss these videos!

[lynnytam42]

well i just really hate christmas, but hey my dog pissed on my bitchy aunt that year :)

[jesswunder95]

id like to say i was raped by christmas but i cant cuz mine had friggin rocked

[bluedogish100]

my fucking mom was drunk and my mom was dancing with my boyfriend i was so emberrrrr.

[Hatsufan]

chri chri chri christmas

[jesusluvsmes]

My Christmas sucked cause my brother was mean and roud and my sister came in my room woke me up at 2 bouncing on the bed and shes 23 and they wanted to thro a christmas party with drinkin and stuff our parents said no and they winned about it all fing week

[jord066]

Is that actually his granny?

[danniielleeharvaay]

@jord066 Yes god rest her soul

R.I.P Grandma Dawson

[SarahLillianJamison]

Every Christmas for me has been wonderful !

[MichaelNovakTV]

This is the first shane dawosn video in 480p :)

[crazygirl4h]

...apparently everyones Christmas sucked. (doubt it really did, but whatever.) just thought I would say, I had an awesome Christmas. It was the last holiday we had before my parents got divorced and I will always remember it. I didn't get much. But our family had an amazing time watching Christmas specials and drinking hot chocolate.. So yea, it was one of the best Christmases (:

[iffy1109]

OMG! my stupid uncle came over and brought like a lot of alchol and EVERYONEE got drunk then my dad forgot to wrap the presents and all i got was like clothes but... at school my boyfriend got me a really pretty unicorn necklace so then it was all goood! <3

[catlver22]

My bf came over on cristmas with gifts fir me and my family, and my dad took all the presents, and threw them out. O, and my younger sister walked in on us kissing ( and my bfs hands were and my butt) and she told my dad. Worst Xmas ever and a totle FML

[invisableninja554]

this is how i was raped by christmas first of all my family all hates eachother so the whole time everybody was fighting second of all nobody likes me and this may seem like a little phase that im going through no everybody looooves my brother ok so he got a brand new car and i got a five dollar hat he got a laptop i got hair ties he got a big screen tv i got a shirt that was just from my g parents so ya

[iffy1109]

@invisableninja554 that totally sux that was like my brother he got a fricken guitar, amplifier, and drums (caz hes SOOO godd at playing guiter andd drums andd he gets to amplify it! yaa! more sour notes!)

[invisableninja554]

@iffy1109 that suxx

[Tastethewrathofgrape]

The ch-ch-ch-christams is so adorable ... O.O can't ... stop...watching lol

[chizzysparkly]

we got my mum a joke present.. she wasnt very please with hand cream.. so she spent the whole of christmas day giving us the silnet treatment and throwing stuff at us.. yeah it was a good day :P

[MyMatesAMac]

well he's definitely not broke anymore :P

[MiguelAMTV]

Everbodys Christmas sucked! But not mine I got an iPod touch 4G with 32 GB!! :D

[brandon052695]

@MiguelAMTV This was 2 years Ago...

[luvyougranny]

1: found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with my brother. 2: my mom got me barney footie pajamas because she thought i was four. im 17. 3: My dad died.

[MoronicNinjaLalala]

I got be a wizard of waverly place kit.... I HATE THE SHOW!

And a skateboard I'm not allowed to ride.... Oh nd my boots didn't fit!!!! So I didn't get nothing LOL

[JunoHart]

Hart Christmas 2010 events as follows: 1) I found out my dad was fucking some hillbilly lady while still married to my mom, 2) i watched my dad die in the hospital four days before Christmas, 3) I bought my potential boyfriend $60 shoes and then he dumped me two weeks later, 4) My sister misscarried

[TEAMDARKNESSHQ]

i miss grandma dawson T_T

[J4Life27]

What was the first thing she said she wanted?

[Biattress]

thAT WAS H.O.T hot jk

[freakfish0003]

i was sick on my brothers presents and the whole thing was recorded now they make me watch it every year to embarrass me

[insomniakillz12]

i got butt fucked by the department stroe santa

[akwardfunny]

All kid freak out on santa's lap because he has a boner

[iluvshanedawson1234]

I'm sad because my mom is a Scrooge :(

[zacariahknox]

i luvv ur kill bill poster in the background lol

[MrKittykat2012]

All i wanted for xmas was a new phone but no my dad went all cheap amd got me sruff from office max crayola

[fluffyanglekiller]

Santa came down my chimney

0-0

[Fritidsjente97]

@fluffyanglekiller : literally or the perverted way?

[ValdesZelyn]

@hayjbird wow, im soo sorry man... ):

[ItsSydneyBITCHES159]

last year for christmas my dad bought us a wii fit...thing is we didnt have a wii. he thought the wii came with the wii fit -_- smh

[1009775]

My parents got my brother better shit

[catliketori]

My parents spent more on my sis than me

[angeneflournoy]

i was sick and threw up every few miniutes in 2010 on christmas

[MICHAELJACKSONFAN34]

AWWW This Vid Was Put Up On My B-Day :D <3 <3 LMAO

[mancityrock011]

THUMBS UP IF YOU LIKE SHANE DAWSON MORE THAN FREDDIEW.

[ingng]

@mancityrock011 ehhh I cant compared it that much 50/50

[missylue2000]

I hade the worst christmes because well same with u onley my gram is dead

[mebelissette]

I didnt get 1 single call from my dad got no presents except for an 99¢ store braclet and hat yup and my mom went to a mexican party borin as hell

[breeutiful12]

um me jewish but it is the thought that counts

[Kinsley98]

My family never has enough money, to be totally honest.. but I'm not complaining... Walmart shiznits enuff for me.. but my dad got me 5the laptop I have now... My aunt bought me a dvd player... this year I want freedom I will be raped.

[aquoslover200]

My dad started drinking and smoking again my cat that i found when i was four died and the rent went up while the pay went down....i only got two presents.... YUP A "GREAT" CHRISTMAS!! :C

[electricpurplehannah]

For the past three years ive been sick on christmas :(

[hany1011]

Every December my little sister decides to sing Christmas carols ALL month!!!

[hany1011]

R.I.P. Grandma Dawson  :(

[applepieloverceleste]

my cousin throws up every cristmas because of shrimp

[demondayssean]

KILLBILL

[hayjbird]

Well.... My girlfriend died of stomach cancer I got in a fight with almost my whole family and my ex kicked me in the balls calling me "an emotional emo ass freak"

[whitetiger769]

@hayjbird that's fucked up i hope you were joking

[hayjbird]

@whitetiger769 i WISH i was jokeing man

[whitetiger769]

@hayjbird srry

[TeamJacob9595]

I lost it when I saw the cheapet!!!! LMFAO! XD

[RupertGrint1000]

i was sick and i puked everywhere then i had 2 clean it up it took me forever i couldnt find a towel and anyway my sister saw i puked and she didnt get me a present so she ran down stairs got a dirty towel stuffed it in a bag and said merry fucking christmas

[XPinkAngelsX]

I know this is like really late but my Christmas last year oh god...

I had a double ear infection and I couldn't even hear ANYTHING I couldn't watch the Christmas specials because my tv was broken and I also couldn't hear and my stocking had deodorant and a pair of socks in them. Omg I'm still pissed off about it.

This year Christmas will be amazing......god i hope

[acethenuke114]

i was in ohio 5 times i slipped on ice and hit my u know what and i slid on ice agin and hit my face on FROZEN rocks got hit in the face by a hard snowball that made my ear bleed....yeah GREAT CHRISTMAS (sarcastic

[AlwaysOveralls]

Shane likes old ladies ;).

Hahah.

[davidsworld14]

for christmas i was told im getting sent to military school in 4 days... it was a great christmas! (sarcasm)

[bananagram87]

*wasnt

[bananagram87]

i waant raped by xmas but i was raped by thanksgiving of 06... my dad passed away from a heart attack... whats there to be thankful about that?!

[ilovejeydonwale231]

my christmas is always at my house with only family and you can barley move anywere because theres so many people and every bodys talking at once so its..reeelllleeyyy loud

[juanmartineztvshow]

thumbs up if this is new to you and you saw it in 2011

[trecoolbilliejoemike]

C-C-C-CHRISTMAS

[iloveshaneandray]

Its not rape unless you like it

[TheToyreviewer24]

Rip grandma dawson

[andyandlexa]

how do you get your granma to do something like that my grandma would smack me till im dead...and is that your real grandma or some random chick you found and hired

[MooshKay]

I FEEL UR PAIN SHANE I REALLY DO I Waz! hoping that my christmas would be like a abc family christmas every that i sed that i did int want it 2 happend happend AND I JUST PRAY THAT THIS CHRISTMAS WOULD B LIKE I WANTED 2

[321tacos]

BEST GRANDMA EVAA

[Leafheart12]

Chra chra christmas!

god i love your Tree!!!!

[GoldenBlue437]

I hate being broke at Christmas...

My Christmas was lackluster, but it wasn't nearly that bad ...

XD

[filaadhd14]

cool

[KillJoyKitty1]

Oh my bacon.. This was on my birthday! :D

Fuck yeaa

[KillJoyKitty1]

Oh my bacon.. This was on my birthday! :D

Fuck yeaa

[roboghost1]

i kicked in the nuts while i was walking to my friends house and my dad drank to much and he put me in a chicken suit and told me to go wash hhis car at midnigt

[TeaCupGal66]

Well my family and I all went camping for Christmas and I live in Australia and we went to this place and all was well and then on boxing day it flooded and we had to stay at the camping park for another 3 weeks:(

[puggly123]

i went up to the santa in the mall and scramed FUCK YOU in screamo right in his ear, then walked away

[frankwright3]

I've always been afraid of those 'Take a pic with Santa!' things at the mall so one year my grandma told me I should do it. I don't think anyone has ever heard a louder screech in their entire life...

[katlover154]

i dont celbrate holidays except for my birthday

[KlynnTV]

I'm Jewish

[rimokina]

how did you get your grandma to do that?

[TheAlden025]

@rimokina mybe it was real

[glittersandshimmers]

@emilytheawesomeness how old is ur dads gf's bro? And what did he give you?

[SoundsofJirah]

hey that was ur fml lol 

My dad's gf's bro decided to hit on me, and i got something in a gift for christmas from him. that fourtee year olds shouldnt