Duke Nukem One-Liners

[ScoonyBoy100]

"Ooh, your ass is grass...and I've got the weed-whacker."

[FreshP1MP]

why are half of his lines repeated, yet "ive got balls of steel" is not included

[leonhrad]

"You invincible headshot scripted cheater!"

[yingyanggamer]

Where did they get these one-liners? They're genious.

[Andx56]

your face your ass whats the difference lol

[ThaKronicMan]

Duke is funny as hell.

[ToasterRehab]

I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.

And it looks like

*Puts on sunglasses*

I'm all out of bubblegum.

YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[Wharwulif]

Duke Nukem is what happens to Jhonny bravo the moment they take away the girls,and give him guns!

[1KxTrimona]

Son of bitch mother fucker ! <3 <3

[alastarian1]

"yeeepeeekay yay motherfucker"

die hard FTW.

[thingman100]

After I watched this, my hormones started to be hyperactive and now i more hair on my chest, legs and arms. Also my my facial hair started growing!

[NewTrollyah]

Im not guna fight you... Im guna kick your ass!

[yingyanggamer]

@NewTrollyah It's my way or... Hell it's my way‼

[SonemonV2]

And what about balls of steel?

[SonemonV2]

Am I seeing things? The dislike bar is invisible!

[pandaxlovesxboxxy]

Its time to kick some ass and chew bubble gum... .and im all out of gum

[pandaxlovesxboxxy]

Holy cow! Holy Shit!... lmao love this video.

[fuzzyGorgeouspopo]

hello ladyz

[dragonman86]

i hate that the quotes started doubling up.... i thought i had two of these open at once... tacky editing dude.

[Zevvion]

I'm not gonna fight you... I'm gonna kick your ass!

[LuisReefTank]

This is the kind of crap you would hear come out of an action anime Main character's in the end episode right before serving the final attack to the final boss.

[LuisReefTank]

This is the kind of crap you would hear come out of an action anime Main character's in the end episode right before serving the final attack to the final boss.

[tanoiason]

guys, dont complain when duke nukem says something twice, more tetrostone, bitches!

[Sonic10121]

I'm not gonna fight you....I'm gonna kick your ass!

XD

[blackbass57]

why everything is in double after a certain time? >_>

[volvo145]

I go where i please, and i please where i go.

[GoombaMan4]

Half Man Half Animal All Dead

[RayMarvel6]

0:37

roflmao

[RayMarvel6]

LOL sounds like Kick Buttowski xD

[BurningRaids]

The guy who voices Duke voices Big the Cat. i.e.:

watch?v=rsWlLbEYUJY

[huey105]

lol it sounds like duke nukem brothers argueing towards the end

[ollicompollimaster]

Everything I will ever need to say in life.

[jpheitman]

Y U REPEAT?

[moekeoo]

Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker!

[hotchocolate801]

youre a dumbass if you listened to all this haha

[lopllkkjhgggfff]

@hotchocolate801 i guess your dumbass for being here and listening

[jamescracksthesky]

@hotchocolate801 i need some motivation sometimes duke nukem is all i need

[Lewiis25]

Blow it out your ass!(they live) Come get some!(army of darkness) Damn, I'm good!(ace ventura) Damn, you're ugly(predator) Eat shit and die(full metal jacket) Get away from her, you bitch!(aliens) Go ahead, make my day(dirty harry) Groovy!(evil dead 2) I'm gonna get medieval on your asses!(pulp fiction) It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum(they live) Who wants some?(evil dead 2)

[PasanofKyoto]

doubles half way thru qq

[trapeziusss]

Thank you for these words of wisdom Mr. Nukem!

HAIL TO THE KING BABY

[xFUZZY13x]

I'm not gonna fight you, i'm gonna kick your ass LMAO

[SuperCliffBurton]

"You invisible headshot scripted cheater!"

[vect0rwolf]

All of his one liners are bitten from other B movies.

[Killer95Wolf]

dukes singing sounds damn cool :D

[gymgirlj99]

I met Jon St. John (Duke Nukem's voice), and got his autograph and all that, not only is he freaking chill as hell, he told me that a woman came up with all of these quotes.

[teinisleet]

If i shot your head you will die quick, dissapointing tough... :D

Thats what he should say! :D

[Derelict313]

@teinisleet I have no clue what the hell you just tried to say.

[teinisleet]

@Derelict313 What I ment was that I wanted Duke to say this line x3

[SmilingProtoss]

@Derelict313 How about "My foot, your balls, any questions?"

[fredjerk69]

@Derelict313 he made a typo

[LizoonyTizoon]

Repeating at about 2:20?

[Daveydavewahay]

@LizoonyTizoon they are all replys after that

[madsli]

Look closely at the picture, just to the right of dukes face. There is a hat that have just flown of dukes head.

[Agent1W]

@madsli That hat was told to go pound sand up its ass.

[warguy132]

It sounds he's having an angry conversation with himself.

[metalnut1120]

You missed this one, from an issue of Nintendo Power:

You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, and know when to spew hot lead.

[XMODSCZ]

You must give LIKE because Duke is ready to kick some Ass!

[eristef]

There are alot of one-liners you forgot, sadly...

[volvo145]

would be cool to get some oneliners rom time to kill and other console exclusives.

[TheOriginalElkstone]

4:43 of the Duke

Thats kinda dangerous to have so much in one space

[EBOLAinfectedMonkey]

It looks like he has 6 fingers on his right hand

[Ronek13]

What a pussy

[paratrooper10]

What about "I guess you weren't so lucky... Punk."

[jackedalot123]

You forgot balls of steel

[haloman2814]

yippie cay ey mother fucker

[VenomCraze224]

So many babes!.... So little time...

[dirkdragonslayer]

after a while it starts repeating himself

[TheOriginalElkstone]

@dirkdragonslayer Same line from different games/voices?

[DnbLeonce]

makin bacon

[bleefinson]

another good one: "Have you ever seen death before? No? Well then, we must not have been introduced. My name is Duke Nukem. Whats yours? Oh wait, no one cares because YOUR DEAD."

[leogy101]

@bleefinson its suppose to b a 1 liner... hints the title

[nano69ify]

0:55 He kinda sounded like Mr. Burns in that line.

[Ioganstone]

@nano69ify whered you get that mr. burns idea eh? huh?

[nano69ify]

@Ioganstone His accent when he said that line.

[Ioganstone]

@nano69ify no u looked at the comments and saw that I said it first. "thank you"

[nano69ify]

@Ioganstone ......Why the fuck accuse me of stealing a person's comment. for fuck sake i heard Duke's accent and thought of Mr. Burns you stupid fuck. So fuck you for not even getting your facts right dumb fuck.

[Ioganstone]

@nano69ify you stole my previous comment of his voice sounding like mr burns. Fucking get over yourself stupid fucking fuckhead fuckcunt shit balls dirty jew nigger faggot. FUCK!!!

[theshingler420]

chuck norris wrote for duke nukem

[lifevest1]

Yippey Ki Ay Mother ****er!

[haloplayerbeinghate3]

You invincible head shot scripted cheater

[whitesands]

sucked after the wistling



[YesquiRay]

I can´t stop hearing these quotes xdd

[DarkNeonNightmare]

Who'd win in a fight? Duke Nukem or Chuck Norris?

[irulsomuch]

@DarkNeonNightmare duke....

[arbiter5100]

@DarkNeonNightmare duke would he would rip chuck norris's head off and shit down his neck

[crazykiller691]

Duke Nukem, Truly the only one better than Chuck Norris

[OhmgrownCron]

@crazykiller691 Mac millan from Call of duty 4

[dyllman5]

24 people didnt know duke was out of gum...

[oskatpugh]

24 persons didn't make bacon.

[TheLostProphecies]

24 persons likes Disco.

[ich135790]

24 people are all outta gum

[PulseOfTheAwakening]

Now you see me Now you're dead

[XzibitxReB3L]

duke norris

[p00rtal]

@XzibitxReB3L

lol thats an insult for the duke

[BlackOps9471]

Your face, Your ass, whats the difference?

[Dannicthemanic]

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and i'm all out of gum!>> I use this so much in my daily life. Amazing phrase.

[DMTM]

Jon St John is the Legend of Duke Nukem!

[TheTadhgrules]

1:43 :D



[iamnanosec]

i probably going to say "I'm not gonna fight you, I'm gonna kick your ass"

if i ever have to actually fight someone i real life.

[Avenger2680]

24 people couldnt get some

[mewfour12341]

duke nukem: yippee cy a mother f*cher

[Ioganstone]

Mr. Burns?

[TheWhiteDamon]

The Balls Of Steel are missing!

[leogy101]

Suck it down!

[soul74power]

"son of a bitch, what a pussy" LOL

[tekbarrier]

I love the smell of...burnt crap in the morning.

I go where I please, and I please where I go.

Lol. They didn't have most of these in the N64 version.

[PsychoNorth]

i love duke nukem cant wait till friday!

[doomslayer133]

Duke Nukem > Chuck Norris

[reedeema]

isnt the bubblegum line from the movie they live ....

[oopsIdidasuper]

@reedeema Yes, a lot of duke lines are from badass in action movies, he's like a parody of them all.

[oopsIdidasuper]

@oopsIdidasuper fuck I meant badasses.

[Akimael]

Didn't heard "i've got balls of steel"

[TheHigherUps]

Last stop, Total Destruction

[dvargas714]

im not gonna fight you im gonna cick your ass- fucken epic

[hiddenhawk13]

The guys who invented these lines are gods. And the fact they found the guy with the perfect voice for it just sums it up as amazing

[MartinGro131]

groovy reminds me of "Evil Dead"

[HATER3395]

@MartinGro131 boomstick reminds me of evil dead

[mattleafrs]

lol 4:10- 4:17

[m82a1barret]

the workenviroment sucks, but i bet the benifits are nice.

LOL

[mmillner81]

He should of sung "Let's go fuckin now, everybodies learnin how, cum on a pussy with meeeeee!!!!"

[mikeythespiky12]

half man, half animal, ALL DEAD

[MikeyDsDad]

Your ass is grass and Ive got the weed whacker! Niceeeeeeeeeeeee

[vash10010]

Life is truely like a box of ammo.

[soccerj75]

"Confucius say........DIE"

OWNED!!

[Supahleetboi108]

Duke Nukem should of said,

"I dont get old. Why? Because pussy is the fountain of youth, and I'm swimming in it."

[joeydestroyer]

@Supahleetboi108 Haha thats awesome, did you make that up xD

[Clonetrooper111]

0:57 breaking the 4rth wall?

[Thystephen01]

The king

[Thrashvel]

half man half animal, ALL DEAD

[vernitico]

It's time to chew ass and kick bubblegum.

and I'm all out of ass!!

[Knezicdex]

Rest in pieces :D

[Ozzmaster2112]

"Life is like a box of ammo."

[darkjackl999]

"you invisible headshot scripted cheater" I always wondered where my bro got that line from he was always jokingly saying that

[jet4212006]

Is this still badass if the guy who voices Duke Nukem (Jon St. John)

voiced Big the Cat in Sonic Adventure and Sonic Heroes.

[EsteemMusic]

@jet4212006 : Yes.

[TheFalloutguy14]

@jet4212006, he did?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[atlien276]

Let me go clean off my pants... no homo though!

[roman6a]

HAIL TO THE KING, BABY!

[Cryp666]

Got to love his one liners

[herman1francis]

There's only two ways this is gonna end...

[MichaelCox]

Invincible headshot-scripted cheater?

*Dials up Dr. Hax*

"Yup, we've got another turd in the punch bowl."

[123RAZZER123]

Why in the blue hell did he repeat himself at the ending.. Duke doesn't repeat himself or anyone else!

He will kick your ass and chew bubble gum!

[cameronman93]

haha it's down to you and me, you freak

[TheAgwoodliffe]

One-liners? LOL

[mynerdylove]

i built more mustle with this than with staroids

[mastersting4]

cant get much better than the duke.

[samhomework]

yippy kiyay motherfucker

[rabidmedia1]

Ha! duke sucks at singing.

[MrPlaydoman]

what a pussy

[chronotriggerman]

"Holy cow, Holy shit !!"

[Accrovideogames]

My all-time favorite is "Hail to the king baby!"

[hiddenbutdeadly]

@Accrovideogames

my fav is "it's my way or...HELL it's my way!!!"

ahhhh duke you and your ego :)

[EvilNecroid]

ok the repeating was anoying

[fuckthemasons]

The epitome of testosterone.

[fuckthemasons]

"your ass is grass, and Ive got the weed whacker"

LMAO, yes!

[Flores1a11]

Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker!

[extrabiado]

Squeal like a pig!,..LOL

[awesomelittlebox]

There's only two ways you can rate this comment, and in both of 'em, you DIE...

[oss182]

"EAT SHIT AND DIE!!!!"

IS JUST EPIC AND STRAIGHT TO THE POINT!

[kespec]

he sounds like mister burns on steroids.

[PriestOfTyr]

ROFL thanks man for putting all these together

[Lisandros19]

now you see me now you dead awesome

[komando231]

"half man half animal all dead" EPIC!!!!!

[kazahum]

what does he say on 00:54?

[roman6a]

@kazahum kippy kay hey mother F****er

[Mystro1989]

"you talkin' to me!?"

duke says it the best. like no fucking around.  it makes chuck noris keep his mouth shut, check his pockets for change, and start studying the floor.

[Lisandros19]

hey hey you forgot something!!he says get back to work you slagger !

[XGod55]

Rest in pieces!

[TheBlackAngelClan]

1:56

[TenInches1000]

I always said if theres a way to go it would have something to do with women, whips and oil...... bahahahah no fucking joke duke

23 didn't see dead people