Angry German Cubs Fan

[surferguy100]

The Cubs Is Dead!

[Undocorkscrew25]

How any baseball fan(Cubs included) can downvote this is beyond me. That was pure gold and probably one of the funniest things I've seen in my life.

[TheFoxes22]

hahah idc if its fake or bout the subtitles this is still freakin hilarious and ima cubs fan and relly its all true too except for when he got happy for soriano officially worst signing ever haha

[southside20101]

Hey Chicago whaddya say? Cubs are gonna LOSE today!

[SeethingGreen]

Look at all these morons who think this is a real translation!!!

[Cubs12345able]

I feel sorry for cubs fans that's how they act

Go reds

[AsDARKasBLACK]

german dudley dursley.....

[daygloman]

Someone give this kid a roofie!

[Ixamxgodx]

lol you can hear his computer making all those error noises when he smashes the keyboard

[77Andee77]

1,,yes his from germany ( me 2 ), 2cnd,,thats a fake, nooot reeaaalll !!!

he doesnt play like this, its a fake not more,,get it

[katguy22]

it is an american league world...first the whitesox in '05 than the cards in '06...the chicago cubs are horrible...how do you go to the playoffs with the best reccord in baseball and get swept???? I truly feel sorry for you weak BITCHES! GO SOX!!!!

[stlcardsfan010]

GO CARDINALS FUCK THE CHUBS

[TornadoChaser4life]

Scrubbies, PLEASE stop believing you can win a WS. you CHOCK EVERY postseason. 1908 WILL be your only WS. Cards were underdogs in 2006, and PROVED to the sports world that we CAN win with inferior teams.

Going to a cubs game is granted to give ANYONE a heart attack. your PLAYERS are overrated, overpaid. Your GM is a joke. Hell, Lou is just a fatass. Doesn't even give a damn. He doesn't even get on his players cases.

CARDINALS ARE BETTER THAN YOU. MORE HISTORY THAN THE SCRUBBIES!!!

[seanfennessy42]

Soriano 18 mil a yaer?/ Hendry really IS a genius. LMAO

[boz987]

hes just a kid, he dont know the half of it.

[ATLvikesfan]

I wanna kill this kid, what a little bitch

[vitameat]

Cubs fan, or Bayern Munich fan?

[ChiCubs4012]

both

[Finalfire9]

In fact this game has made me so fukin mad some times that ive bashed my keyboard around a few times and im missing keys just like his keyboard.

[Finalfire9]

Hes talking about a video game probly warcraft look at the way his left hand is grabbing at the a,w,d keys which are for movement you use thos 3 keys and the mouse for movement hes not talkina bout the clubs or whatever

[Offsides09]

grahammr,

Sir, this was pure genius.  Thank you for the hearty laugh.

[wzimme2]

this shit is hilarious, i know the german doesn't sync up with the text and the cardinals do suck cock, but it is funny as hell. I am a Cubs fan since birth and i hate the cards with a passion, but the clip is great

[1oct1]

I love how Cubs fans hate us so much, your just upset you can't win when it counts. 10 time world champs(last one in 06) say's you suck monkey balls.1908-???? lol spend all you want it won't matter.

[1oct1]

Hey, I didn't know you guy's could be funny.

Not only am I married to my cousin, our kids are getting married next week. Missouri, the asshole of America, assholes who win more than

than our pussy neighbors. Win just one, so when you talk smack it will actually mean something. Are you guy's still buying our leftover trash????

[TornadoChaser4life]

Sir,

It is a well known fact that KANSAS, NOT Missouri is the asshole of America. MORE Trailer parks/sq.mi. 3/4 of kansas's WEST side of state is EMPTY, with majority of its poulation laying near KC. ONLY reason Kansas exists is to get to Colorado.

Oh, and Kansas is 100x more hick than Missouri. Only places that are really rural is more around Iowa/Arkansas.

[wzimme2]

Dear Sir, you are correct, I failed to see it that way, but yes Kansas is a terrible state, but lets not get started on an Iowa/Missouri argument, no one wins and it will just confuse the residents. I am still a Cubs fan, and yes they suck in the playoffs, and yes they will more than likely never win the WS, but there's nothing better than having an excuse to drink beer at 10 a.m. on a weekday. Go Cubs!

[freymaroto]

Im a cubs fan, but anyway the video is funny. you had a good idea, sadly for us you're a Cards fan. anyway 'im not gonna fight, not need to get insulted, ...the kid is really funny. he needs his medication NOW!

[larkinbearscubs222]

i am the biggest cubs fan and marquis is an awsome pitcher edmonds on the cubs now CARDINAL BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!

[ethsethsethseths]

I speak German, and the sub-titles have nothing to do with what that brat is saying.

And yes there are Cubs fans in Germany and we do not behave like that.

[grahammr]

I made this video, and I don't speak German. So if you want to provide the literal interpretation of what he is saying, be my guest...but I already told you I just made up whatever he's saying since about 95% of the population has no clue what he's saying anyways.

[GTO071]

What the hell is this kid nuts about?!!

[italianrcrbabe]

this stuff is funny as hell

[cubs1508]

of course

[tonymentana]

do u guys get the jason marquis joke

[cubs1508]

except for the ending. cubs rule. cards suck

[luketwinkey]

GO CARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cubs1508]

awesome

[kshank07]

As a cubs fan I find this absolutely fucking hilarious

[hispanicflagger]

weird

[chisox100]

lol "that bastard edmonds"

[fluffynoses]

i agree

fucking marquis is a god awful piece of shit. if anyone reacted the way he did, i wouldn't blame them.

[grahammr]

Actually the season series is tied, Mr. Know It All. We won the first series 2-1, you guys won the second series 2-1. These Cubs fans are just as bad at keeping track of wins and losses as they are at keeping track of the number of Cardinals World Series victories. For the record, it's 10. Need that repeated? 10.

[Yogers24]

sure but at least were going to the play offs

[1oct1]

well here is a typical cubs fan again. Regular season does not matter!

Win a series bitch- then and only then you can talk smack. Until then try not looking so stupid it's a disgrace to think your better.

Your correct about one thing -100 years will happen- you wrote it -how did you do last night lol yup you lost to HOUSTON. Stop insulting true baseball fans.What will be your excuse this year? Put down the crack pipe and come back to reality! You and you "team" suck ass!

[1oct1]

lol cubs suck and always will. They can spend like the yanks and it still won't matter. The cards will knock them out in the playoffs.

Keep saying the cards suck-10 world series titles proves your all just plain idiots.

Good luck anyway.Go sox-Cards rule!!!

[mikeyboyhalo2]

oh wait i thought u were a cun fan go cubs

[mikeyboyhalo2]

yea 2nd best in the nl we suck we might as well be a minor league team *sarcasm*

[grahammr]

Now if there was only a way I could put new subtitles in to describe this kid's frustration that the Brewers got C.C. Sabathia and how the Cubs MUST pull the trigger on a deal for Rich Harden.

[SCHONDER1962]

cards suckk

[FukudomeFan100]

So TRUE

[deliatwin]

this is priceless. just priceless. Go Cubs.

[trevtalev]

Funniest...video...ever...

[Overtheedgevideos]

hes retarded

go sox

[critts0913]

you bitch cubs rule cards suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck and so do u asshole

[grahammr]

We've got the 2nd best record in the NL, and the 6th best record in baseball. Yeah, I guess we really suck.

[ListenRowdy]

1926, 1931, 1934, 1942, 1944, 1946, 1964, 1967, 1982, 2006

[PaulHermes]

must hurt huh cubs? 99 years without a single celebration...

[ListenRowdy]

1908

[MaynardGilmour]

Most RBI in the NL.

Best ERA in the NL.

Best record in baseball.

Cardinals losing 17-1 to the Phillies in the bottom of the 6th.

I've got to think that kid isn't too angry anymore. (Even though he's actually, in all likelihood, probably not a Cub fan since we all know in the original video he was upset with a computer game not connecting to the internet and Germans probably don't like baseball.)

[nakolas91]

yeah but whos winning now thats all i gotta say. GO CUBS!!

[LordiFani666]

you are sick in you head...

[grahammr]

Am I seeing this correctly? A Cubs fan is throwing numbers into an argument with a Cardinals fan? Wow. And he called me a faggot. I give up...

[aircraftaluminum]

What's the name of that song at the end?

[grahammr]

Beck "Loser"

[mkeywork]

psych ward now lol

[54spiritedwill54]

the translation is totally wrong

[whocaresnow2]

HAHA I like how they wrote "Cardinals are bringing back that bastard Edmunds"

LOL Cubs just signed that guy yesterday.

[IlliniCub082009]

OMG...that was funny!!! im a diehard cubs fan but damn that was funny!!!

[ivansicko]

id hate to see a made jap cubs fan

[tstibbies]

thats funnier than hell

[yellowtaxi29]

wtf kid... well good for him the Cubs are on fire this year.. so there won't be any upset fans this year!

[TNAROHfan]

HAHA! Famous last words.

[mario4392]

thats typical cubs fan for you plus the cubs suck and the cardinals are going to win it all this year

[cubspepsi]

he has some issues

[cubyfan06]

So much better than the original!!!

[StRitaRocks34]

hey marquis WAS okaY

[thewhorocks524]

ummmmmmmmmmm..... This must have been what Hitler was like when he heard they lost the War!!!! LOL

[mclaro725]

We all know how much it sucks being a german. Then how much it sucks being a cubs fan. But a german cubs fan, holy shit

[ethsethsethseths]

I find that more than insulting.

[leftyking500]

LOL...someone get him a straight jacket

[houstonboyz724]

omg my god him and paul kokomos lol

[duo145]

dude cars suck balls and you fat german bastard or who ever made this video go suck tony larussa ball you fagget CUBS RULES! who got swept last year by the cubs 2 times in a season oh yeah that was the cardinals man cubs can own them anytime. and yeah cardinals your team is going to fall apart and you guys are going to suck

[grobend123]

When was the last time they won the world series again? 100 years ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CubsBears08]

wow looks like the Cards and Brewers are going to have teams this year.lol

[eddygo57]

spaz attack

[eddygo57]

thank u tstrike2000! BREW CREW ALL THE WAY!!!!!

[GorillaInella]

that was funny [Incoherent Cubs Dialect] lmao! i have to show this to more people. also, i feel sorry for some of you Cubs fans, waiting 100 years. Sorry guys, but i think for the yankee fans it's been 7 years too long for us though! anyway, this video was hysterical

[GorillaInella]

lol i love whenever people make different versions of this german kid. LETS GO YANKEES

[rogermaris1961]

I Guess losing for 100 years gets to you after a while eh, Go Jays Go

[eddygo57]

take a chill pill. go brewers!

[bri13an13an13]

its all good till the end end when it says go cards cuz those mofos suck ass

[MLNewsom]

I bet your a Royals fan or something.

[hoss3138]

As a Cub fan I think this video is hysterical! It contradicts itself though. It's funny seeing how we overreact because of our ineptitude. However, the kid has a good point about the Cards not signing anyone but yet they have "Go Cards" in the end. Shouldn't Cards fans be more concerned with their team doing nothing and falling a part than making some video? Oh, & White Sox fans, you waited 87 years. We've waited 100. Does it really matter? We're both pathetic. You're just less pathetic lol.

[LemartesDCC]

[Incoherent Cubs Dialect]

I can't stand baseball, by the way. ^ ^

[tstrike2000]

Go White Sox!! Since the Brewers moved the NL Central, I hope they kick the crap out of the Cubs. Go Brew Crew!

[firefly54220]

as a brewers fan and a hater of the cubs........this is the funniest video ive ever seen. whoever posted it you are my new best friend. GO BREWERS!

[TopBreh]

surely this was because EVERTON SUCKED?

not because of porn or the cubs loooool.

EVERTON DO SUCK

FUCK THE BLUENOSE BASTARDS

LIVERPOOL TILL I DIE

[DahCakeMann]

At Least we made the playoffs...

The Cardnails was home sucking dick watchin the cubs win the NL Central

[dougi]

geez that german kid

needs 2 take a pill

[chicago6584]

Came accross a different version of this vid with the actual translations. This kid is a German actor I guess and he's pretending to be bitching about his computer game not starting fast enough lmao. Love this version though. Cubs suck and this vid really does depict a typical north-sider during baseball season. I love watching them cry.

[dirtylittleazn]

lol, i assume you're a sox fan?

you're from chicago obviously and not a cubs fan so yeah, i think you're a sox fan.

obviously you dont know a thing about baseball if you're gonna go and say the Cubs suck.

im not saying they're a World Series caliber team but we're getting a lot better unlike the sox that have been going down since their championship.

[IC79]

Yes, but which team has won a World Series title in the last 100 years?

[tstrike2000]

At least they won a World Series in the last few years. What's it been for the Northside? Oh, 100 years.

[cubsmanfan]

woop go cubs brewers white sox and cardnikls suck X.X

[Nannsu]

the translation is totally wrong o.O

[dirtylittleazn]

im asian and i can tell. im pretty sure this same video was re edited from the angry german kid watches porn video.

[noyzone01]

hahaha, yea, definitely is man. Wonder what got him so angry at porn though...strange.

[dirtylittleazn]

hahaha, deffed.

if i had a slow connection, i'd get mad at slow porn too though. -__-

[erinroseparade]

Actually, the kid is an actor. He's "upset" because he can't get Unreal Tournament to load.

This, however, is a much better interpretation.

Go Cards!

[Goldfinger778]

I agree cubs suck ass

[chicago6584]

Sounded like Heidi Klum's mom when she found out her daughter got knocked up by Seal. Too funny. Great vid.

[W0W77]

ROFL! nice front for a Cardinal (bird shit) fan. I was actually surprised that it actually came from Cards fan. Desparate attempt to bash the Cubs, but much better than what these Sox fans come up with.

[mayorrjd]

somebody needs to sedate that pyscho

[mayorrjd]

cardinals suck a big wiener! showboating edmunds gone. pain in the ass eckstein gone. rolen probably going. just prince albert left. they will be worse in 08

[pokefan98]

just like the cubs

[pokefan98]

Yes. really

[cubscam]

hey, whoever wrote this,WHO WAS SEVEN GAMES BEHIND THE CUBS WITHOUT EVEN BEATING THE BREWERS!

FUKUDOME, SORIANO, LEE, RAMIREZ, ZAMBRANO, MORMOL, WOOD, ANY OF THAT MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU!?

[grahammr]

Yeah...it means another first round sweep in 2008.

[woowee53]

thats me every off season...

[slikboi1]

FUCKEN PIECES OF COCKSHIT  CARDINALS

[AlphaWolf6]

This team sucks. Get over it, get used to it. They proved they sucked in the play-offs by not winning a single game. And if you haven't been paying attention these past 100 years the Cubs haven't won a God damn thing and they won't win SHIT until they move out of Wrigley "Piss" Field.

CURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED

Cub fans are also the most selfish pricks in baseball.

[ilovescottieforever1]

You are so stupid the cubs are ledgins

[Vengeance137]

well. if we're going to argue for the cubs not being stupid, we should make sure we spell check our comments. *legends*

[dirtylittleazn]

haha, selfish pricks? we applaused ken griffey junior when he had to limp off the field due to injury. and no, we did not applaud him for leaving so we can have a chance or some shit like that that i know you're gonna make up. anyways, we were winning before he got injured and won anyways.

[zsasz2969]

LMAO. Love the part when he snaps about them signing Marquis, funny shit

[ozunasox]

i know a guy name cheeseburger who acts just like that wow hilarious must be a cubs fan thing!

[Defleshuary]

I'm glad someone finally made this video funny. I still refuse to believe that kid would have acted like that if the camera wasn't there.

[slikboi1]

HILARIOUS

[Harlo55]

He looks exactly like Zack Howell. Zack, this is Harly. If you see this, im sorry but he does.

[cardsfan9327]

My great grandma was 3 when the cubs last won the world series. oh and by the way the cardinals could have easily won 3 ws in a row! 2004, 2005, 2006 Chris carpentar was injured for the 2004 world series and in 2005 ALbert Pujols basically ruined Brad Lidge's career

[ozunasox]

the problem with 2005 was the existance of the chicago whitesox. thats why u didnt win and had no chance

[tonymentana]

aculy brads lidge career ended when he signed with the fucking phils

[o0AGE0o]

that was jsut fuckin hilarious! lol.

[norwegianbuddha]

Great stuff!!! LMAO

[shadow271992]

... i feel bad for the key-board. this is funny though he really is trying to play quake

[mikes7488]

speak engilish you fuckin foriener

[WerewolfUlrich]

What if he can't huh?

[Defleshuary]

You can't even type it properly you ignorant dick bag.

[ozunasox]

u idiot why dont u just learn his language huh.

[pdat10]

i wana smack this kid until he dies

[CoasterFan92176]

That was hilarious, except I hated the ending, lol.

[martianman21]

i guess the curse is rlly true aye

hey kid did u cast the fucking curse?

[Ieem2828]

Just thought I'd let you Cub fans know today is the 101 year anniversary of when you guys couldn't beat the Chicago White Sox at the '06 World Series.

The October 15, 1906 NYT reports on the Chicago White Sox beating the Chicago Cubs in the first intra-city world series, describing how the "Hitless Wonders" somehow took down Goliath; the 1906 Chicago Cubs went 116-36, for a .894 winning percentage yet could not beat the White Sox!

[Ieem2828]

The Cubs were stunned by their cross-town rival's renewed zeal and were unable to stop them in Game 6 despite their best efforts. The "born-again" bats from the South Side defeated Mordecai Brown (the Cubs' Game 4 winner) and cruised to a stunning Series-deciding 8-3 victory that was fueled by fourteen hits. The Sox had pulled off an upset of gigantic proportions despite hitting only .198 in the Series.

Bottom line, Cubs sucked back then, Cubs suck now, Cubs suck FOREVER!

[CoasterFan92176]

The past doesnt matter. Especially the 2005 ws you guys wont shut up about. But I guess if you wanna still talk about the past how come the Cubs after 100 years are still the only team to win back-to-back ws? How come they still have the record for the best record?

[Ieem2828]

"But I guess if you wanna still talk about the past how come the Cubs after 100 years are still the only team to win back-to-back ws?"

-CoasterFan92176

You're a moron, did you know that? The Oakland A's won three World Series' in a row, so did the Yankees. The Yankees also won the World Series 4 years straight, twice! I guess you also forgot about the 1992 and 1993 World Series as well. So no, the Cubs are not the only team to win back-to-back WS rings, idiot.

[CoasterFan92176]

I meant first w/e

[notourelephants]

lmfao.

116-36 is an .894 winning percentage.

lmfao.

go back to middle school.

[Blazekid27p2]

we owned them in "this century"

[martianman21]

sox rule baby~!

[ChiTownRuler023]

100 yrs and countin bitches cubs suck cock

[grahammr]

Harsh...swept 3-0 by the D-Bags. Next year, Cubbies fans.

[zeee23]

HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS DA FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!!! omg, im dying! ya it sux they blew it! im pissed >=[

[SoFuckingChi]

U Better go Get your Self Sum Pussy!!!!

[Pegs56]

I can't even remember how long ago I saw the original of this clip & thought it was incredibly annoying - I didn't bother watching to the end. However, now that you've posted the subtitles, I understand his frustrations completely. Been a Cubs fan since 1967 & every year I wonder why. Thanks for the laugh, even if it was at the Cubs' expense. GO CUBS GO!

[wiscub7]

That is not what he is saying. Not translated, just made up.

Rudi

[buklezillo]

hey chicagoo what do you say????????? the cubs are gonna win todayy!!!!

c'mon cubbies we're gonna kick the shit out of the d-backs

saludos desde mazatlan sinaloa

[dragansmith]

chicago cubs champs of central hahahahahahahahaha

¡¡¡¡¡7 games back !!!!!!!! of the cards

albert pu...who????

lets go cubbies!!!!! n.n

de mexico para todo el que sea fan de los cachorros

si se puede cachorros animo!!!!!!

[dabears233454]

HAHAHAHAHA.....Hilarious

GO DIAMONDBACKS!!!! Beat those asshole cubs!!!

[weirdcubsfan]

GO CUBBIES!!! ALL THE WAY BABY!

[cubbbiieess]

yeah and who the fuck is your team!

[daeviant]

Most of these moves paid off, so as an insult to the Cubs this season, this wasn't very effective.

[Paul9951]

oh yeah, the Cards rock all right... they rock so much that they collapsed in September and finished 8 games out of first.

who's in first place? who?  oh yeah, the CUBS!! woo!!!

[Klendathu12]

All he/she does is troll Cubs videos and rants like a child.

[chrisw443]

thanks sorry for jumping on your case

[chrisw443]

actually i liked Sosa a lot

don't just judge me cause im a cubs fan.

im a fan of any cubbie, i wish we still had Sosa.

he was a wonderful player, and my childhood hero

thank you very much.

so next time don't think im a fucking idiot cause i like a team. ok?

[chrisw443]

cubs rule

cards SUCK!

oh and who's in first?

[cubbiefan41]

thats not a curse, thats steroids

[Chicago10281]

Can you believe this guy? Can you understand what he's saying or even means?

[Chicago10281]

They will win! Remember 1969 when they lost that lead to the Mets? They will win it as long as Lou Piniella is the manager!

[powerrangersr]

wha?! you had a threesome with your grandma and dad!