Al Kahn's Plans of World Domination

[stelkin656]

It's only a matter of time before an angry mob of hard core animefans will be storming 4kids HQ armed with rusty chainsaws and hockeymasks.

[Lannareth]

Aren't americans ALREADY brainwashed?

[OMGBubbles98]

Someone seriously needs to kill this guy!!!

[ozukill]

Errr brainwashed kids or asia and africa and south americans? AASA here

[ozukill]

So if al khanis declaring ww3 against japan, who will u fight with? Brainwashed kids or japanese guys with anime? Japanese here

[ozukill]

Go to hell Al Kahn

[nidokingthefirst]

Axis powers FTW

[nidokingthefirst]

Hetalia. Germany. UK.Brazil.Japan

FTW

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

This plan is so evil, it seems like it should be in a movie.

[nidokingthefirst]

Totally disregard all of my comments except for when I said he was a total dick.

[nidokingthefirst]

I misspelled d***

[nidokingthefirst]

This guy is a TOTAL D****!

[RussianPandaAru]

But I love hetalia!!!!

And the Nazis!!!!

And west!

And the rest of the axis!

-the awesome prussia

[rogerthemanful]

Go kill yourself,Al Kahn!

[mysticdarkrai135]

al kahn has resigned from 4kids

[satinsguard]

@mysticdarkrai135 When I found that out, I felt great relief. Let's hope (keyword "hope") that the current president is better than Kahn was.

[mysticdarkrai135]

@satinsguard dunno if they got one, but if i have my way with 4kids ill revert everything

[SanchitoCreep]

No wonder the fucking opening for one piece sucked.

[Knitrothegreat9]

Al Kahn: muhaha i will take over shows like bleach death note code geass and Naruto and rule the anime world forever!

Most people: This is madness

*Al Kahn kicks people down well*

Al Kahn: THIS IS 4KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@­@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

[Horrorlord1]

Al Kahn: Ill take an anime, and RUIN IT!

[EmilyBlakeTV]

We all need to capture Al Kahn, tie him up, force him to learn Japanese all day and read manga, and torture him all day long. And we can keep him in my basement so I can hear the sweet sounds of his mangled screams at night. :}

[MRSAltheaLynn]

@EmilyBlakeTV Fine if get him in your basement you at least have record it and post it on youtube so you can make all of us happy and we will name you god of the world for torturing this guy.

[kialop]

what if i dont watch tv how will u brain wash me then!?

[xgp147]

Satan's a angel compared to this fat asshole.

[standByStrand]

Al Fat

or

Fat Kahn? can't decide

[sickweirdo]

Just look at that smile. Reminds you of something doesnt it.

HINT: -troll face-

[killerdude93]

if kids are not exposed to violence or are not aware of blood, violence, or guns, we there will be a bunch of pussies in this world and we will be dead the time a meteor comes down to earth because everyone will think we will be teleported to another another place with the power of friendship rules applies

[SonicFamilyGal]

@airgearbleachfan and that's why most of the 4kids hate obviously comes from teens...highly intelligent teenagers who have constantly gotten straight-As on their high school report cards and made high honor roll, to be more specific!

[metamario62]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aahhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nn

[sickweirdo]

@metamario62 XD

[ThemanonlyknownasTom]

This made my lemonade go to my nose!!!

[AlfredRKhan]

Well i thought about it but i forgot i cound't read. Like me kids can't read hahaha.

[NikkiBubblegum00]

We should kill him in his sleep,video tape it and show it on TV....uncensourd >__>

[Blooberry95]

I say we go find the HQ of 4kids and kill these poor racist anime stealing rice ball dubbing bastards.

Who's with me?

[DrunkenFist20XL]

Trust me, compared to the Chinese government, this guy is no big deal. I mean China actually hates the Japanese with a passion, and they actually seem like they would want to rule the world. Plus no matter how bad you think Al Kahn is, at least he ain't Jack Thompson. Also look up what that kid yelled at the imperial solders before he got crushed by a tank at Tienamen Square. Plus World War II will stat whan China invades Japan believe me. They actually want to rule the world.

[cameronnnnnnnnnnnnn]

dude chill

[plusle96]

well i'm half white. do u like me? :(

[fawful13]

ooooooohh im scared to be shot by water guys real weapons beat 4kids

BOO 4KIDS

[megahappypinkskitty]

KKKKKKKKKHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAA­AANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN*evil glance*

[megahappypinkskitty]

the anime fans will destory you al khan........we will

[megahappypinkskitty]

one of these days I'm gonna write a fanfic where characters from any anime that was killed by 4kids team up and destroy 4kids

[megahappypinkskitty]

al kahn,destroyer of anime,ruiner of all that is good,hater of awesome

[SonicFamilyGal]

@megahappypinkskitty Hell yeah! He doesn't even know that the purely unadulterated content in the original Jap versions made those animes MMM-MMM-GOOD...you know, for TEEEEEEENNNNNNNSSSSSS!!!!

[MrPunchDrunk1]

@SonicFamilyGal Oh please. If the anime 4Kids touched wasn't shit to begin with, I'd say they are a threat. However the only good anime series I can say they touched was Shaman King. Everything else they've given one of their hack jobs to was crap like SonicX. Honestly no Sonic fan I know even likes SonicX, ans it's not even about Sonic. It's all about Chris.

[ravage154]

@MrPunchDrunk1 Sounds like you never heard of 'Michealdragon800'but he is a sonic fan too and likes the 4kids version

[MrPunchDrunk1]

@ravage154 I'm against SonicX as a whole.

[hakukashi]

seriously, if Al Khan were to take over the world, there will be a new chapter in the world's history later on known as "Code Anime:Otakus of the rebellion" instead of Code Geass:lelouch of the rebellion.. XD

[Chennaigirl123]

That would be kind of cool though, all the anime lovers in the world will unite and battle against 4kids. And they will be outnumbered because anime is so popular around the world. 4kids turns anime into trash!

[RagingBanebou]

Bite me, Al Khan!

[JingleHimerSmitt]

al kahn must have come a family of retarded dipshits who suck on cocks, worship politicians and listen to the gayest disney music like jonas bros.

[latiasandlatios1234]

@JingleHimerSmitt No, Al Khan must have a family of gays and he must have been so gay that he raped his own mom and humps everyone he sees

[RagingBanebou]

Not if I can help it, Al Kahn! *sends Air Man, Chuck Norris and Captain Falcon*

[DarkAdonisVyers]

To be honest, organizations like Equality Now and at least some factions of UNICEF are actually carrying out what Al Kahn says he is here. So... Why can't I find any hate videos against Equality Now and UNICEF!?

[GigaBowser86]

Al Kahn isn't Satan, he's evil incarnate!

[Trickishismael360]

I just love these videos.

[xgp147]

santan is an angel compared to this fat asswhole.

[Laxagoodname300]

@xgp147 satan was once an angel hence the term "fallen angel". which is more than i can say for that fat fuck

[gallileotheguineapig]

@xgp147 And yet he is but small fry to what the Governor of Tokyo is trying to do-attacking the heart of anime in Japan itself

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

@xgp147 Well, he is a FALLEN angel. Whereas Al is just a human. An evil human.

[TheUltimadum]

not sutible for kids.THATS WHAT RATINGS ARE FOR TO TELL IF THE SHOW IS GOOD OR BAD FOR CHILDREN

[SonicFamilyGal]

Yeah, and the Funimation dub having a very heavy TV-14 rating compared to the 4kids dub having a TV-Y7 rating proves it!

[bargoth125]

@TheUltimadum: You said it. What's with that? Why censor TV shows when you can just rate them? Al Khan is the biggest douchebag ever!

[JetTheHawk93]

XD he'll torture us to death with water guns.

[kallenlover89]

Go to hell Al Kahn!!! XD

[DarkAdonisVyers]

Don't hate the puppet. Hate the puppet master. The master being organizations like Parents Television Council and Parent Watch. In fact, Parent Television in all their infinite stupidity said that the 4KIDS version of Shaman King was too violent. So the better comment would be "Go to hell, Parents Television Council and Parent Watch." Oh, and if anyone here or their parents are actually a member of one of these two worthless organizations, I WOULD tell you to crawl into a hole and die(cont)

[DarkAdonisVyers]

, but then that hole wouldn't have space for more worthwhile forms of life, such as moles and worms.

[DarkAdonisVyers]

They censor guns in anime, but not in TMNT. Not to mention they also show GI Joe (which centers pretty much on guns and military objects). Damn hypocrites!

[Tork110]

He's not racist. He doesn't hate Japanese culture.  Quit whining.

[nellmccror2009]

I  Hate 4kids

[NekutheHedgehog]

Poison suction cups! *gasp* but luffy got hit with those! they're dangerous! they might...tickle you...

[HeartsWings101]

The Military will use Invisible guns-their fingers....

[DarkAdonisVyers]

They'll become mages and use Gandr shot? (Get that reference)

[t1ag0g]

wow i wonder wy anime is most suited for teens... let me think..... blood... "nudity"...violence... yup for teens only, not 4kids, so if Al Kahn is so smart wy didnt he figured out that by changing it it would only make it worse!!?

By dubbing the anime theyre already americanizing it! And cutting the violent parts is one thing, BUT RACISM?

now now al kahn i dont think that would be apropriate for the children...

[AlfredRKahn4kids]

cuz I'm SATAN!

[DarkAdonisVyers]

Satan's too good for you. At least Satan has an aura of dark charisma. You just have an aura of fat and greed.

[tc781]

and if 4kis hate japan and do not say it exists, then why do they go there to licione anime in the first place?

[NicoleLouis]

Can't stop listening to these videos. So funny. XD

[anonymusbob101]

KAHN!!!!!

[Cierrakahana]

whats the point of taking out blood violence and death kids are gonna see it sooner or later when i first learned about death i was 5 and my great grandfather died WTF with the d*** shadow realm i thought hed go there. but i thought no way it dosnt egsist hell go to heaven!

[SonicFamilyGal]

Yeah, it really shouldn't hurt for children to learn about death or see blood BEFORE they hit puberty because it'll make them mature FASTER!!

[ZecharaiCloud]

LOL

[AlfredRKahn4kids]

I'm Al Kahn AKA SATAN!

[tc781]

can you tell me why the king of evil wants shows from japan?

[AlfredRKahn4kids]

I will get all the shows from Area 11. All hail Britannia! I'm the new emperor of Britannia!

[tc781]

So youj conquer by dubbing... Ok.

[AlfredRKahn4kids]

yup!

[tc781]

Heh, I never knew that translating a jappanese cartoon into english and making it child-friendly could effect the way of life.

[miseteninhonjin]

water guns suction cups... how the hell can you win the war you declared lol

[LoggotyroX32]

Exactly.

Japanese soldier: Wow....They splashed some water at us....Ooooh...Dangerous....Yea­h sure....Nuke'em!

*A-Bomb is dropped over America*

America: *So fucking pwned and dead*

And that's why Japan is better than The United Fucking States Of Asuckica wich it will become if Alfred Kahn gets his way...

[SonicFamilyGal]

Yeah, pretty soon, America will be deserted and Japan will become overcrowded with immigrants!

[LoggotyroX32]

Haha! Al Kahn can eat my shit!! XDDDD

Btw i heard that there's a banning program, Want the video on how to download it? I downloaded it one hour ago.

[dragoniond4]

all of this is true what he is saying?? seriously.

[LoggotyroX32]

Dude you're funny as hell! XD

Laughing my ass off when making fun of you! Guess you wanna bann me!! XDDD

[LoggotyroX32]

Ok, I don't gvie a damn about what you're saying....haha! XD

[LoggotyroX32]

Does it look like we give a damn in that you fucker? >:P

BTW n00b!!!!!

[dragoniond4]

oh well c********r if u dont give a beep then why see it then why see ALL OF IT suker

[LoggotyroX32]

Wow you guys are sooo funny to make fun off! XDDD

LMBSOFBAO!!!!!!! XDDDDDD

[tc781]

well at least 'you' stoped dubbing new anime. 'You' only dub the Yu-gi-oh series as well as their spin offs as well.

[AlfredRKahn4kids]

I'm Al Kahn of 4kids. Fun fact about me I owned slaves.

[FlareNeos6]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU AL KAHN!!!!! even if you "shitinize" anime, people are still going to see all that stuff on fucking news shows

[TeamShirokiTsubasa]

this would be better if u used speakonia, then u can get al kahns funny assvoice

[Mephilesthedark360]

FUCK YOU Al Kahn for what you did to sonic I hope you die fagget

[SonicFamilyGal]

Hell yeah! The shitload of adult content in the original jap version of Sonic X proves that teenagers who grew up with Sonic when they were kids can still like him today as teenagers!

[TROV101]

Somebody should make a video of Katsyua Jounouchi (Joey thanks to 4Kids)arguing to kharn about changeing his name.

[TROV101]

YU-GI:Bla Bla Bla Kharn Sucks Bla!

Jounouchi: Bla Bla Bla Let's kill him Bla!

YU-GI:Bla Bla Bla

Jounouchi: Blllllllllaaaaaaaaaaa!

[Shikamaru1248]

hahaha nice vid. Not too hard to believe either if you've seen the One Piece dub... o.O

[AlfredRKahn4kids]

I'm evil. muhahahaha! noone can stop me.

[Tlz444]

4kids empire?

if that happens lets form a rebel alliance.

[SonicFamilyGal]

Hell yeah! Once the rebellion is over, children will be free to learn about the vast majority of the outside world and gain an infinite amount of knowledge about it! Rebelling against 4kids is the new teenage rebellion!

[the5destroyer]

Sign Me up!

[Tlz444]

Al khan needs to mind crushed

[embertai]

he's like a hitler child version

instead of killing all the jew

he will brainwash innocent children and then kill everyone if he dosen't make us brain dead with his crap 4kids

[AuronWarrior]

Al Kahn is also anti-sematic. He edit out the hexagram (Star of David) in Yu-gi-oh.

[AuronWarrior]

lol, rofl, lmfao! XD XD XD

[epix132]

I'm not much for anime but he freaking screwed up the sonic the hedghog series by making sega hire Jason and firing Ryan

[Dave102693]

Lol. This vid is funny! I HATE you 4Shit. Pass it around.

[SonicFamilyGal]

Yeah, keep passing it around until they're finally dead and we can enjoy the PERFECTLY GOOD stuff we know and love without any hassle! We want today's kids to be like the way us teens and young adults were like when we were kids so they can become smarter FASTER!

[StormtheRebel]

'Funimation top of the class, stuff 4Kids up your arse!'

Pass it around on all 4Kids and Funimation vids.

[SonicFamilyGal]

Yeah, unlike Al Kahn, Gen Fukunaga is smart and straight!! He's also JAPANESE, and that's why Funimation does better dubs, because their CEO, Gen Fukunaga is FREAKIN' JAPANESE!!

[Glumlock]

but anyone no matter what their nationality could do a better job of dubbing anime than 4Kids, as long as they respect the show and japanese culture.

[NinjaInDaTARDIS]

To true AL KHAN IS A RACIST!

[SonicFamilyGal]

Hell yeah! Non-whites should be LOVED in today's society! It should no longer be wrong for white people to have non-white friends!

[Tlz444]

I hate 4 kids because they Cancelled F-zero GP legend

[keeperofthedragon455]

me too they got their hands on battle b-daman fire spirits and they Cancelled the fire spirits dub right after episode 26:Glory with Wounds those bastards!

[fingerpoopy12]

This inspires me to draw Sonic dressed as captain Kirk screaming "KAHN!"

[Mastergamer0519]

i hate you al khan bcuz ur republican and republicans are evil. i know obama bcuz he is democrat and he will destory 4kids and get our rights back for anime. i wanted obama will save all anime from 4kids cuz i voted for him and no republicans will stop me bcuz im above the law. i know al khan must die

[SonicFamilyGal]

I personally think it would be a lot better if teenagers and young adults like us ruled the world so that people would be more open to the edgy content that we're easily addicted to!

[GodzillaFirestorm]

Damn i fuckin hate this cow ass lickin prick! DAMN YOU, KAHN! YOU FAT-ASS MOTHERFUCKER!

[NOOBHACK]

stop being so kind to him,

[GodzillaFirestorm]

KIND?! who said im being so kind to him? AL KAHN IS THE FUCKING DEVIL IN OLD MAN DISGUISE!

HE'S AN ANIME KILLER!

[XxRAWR13xX]

Al Khan is such a bastard

[RandomPicklez]

Al Khan is the devil! Death to Al Khan!

[NOOBHACK]

WORSE, HE'S THE ANTI-CHRIST

[Firemaster7]

Let us all band together to take down this menace to anime!

[SonicFamilyGal]

Yeah, let's all hope that children will have the same mentality as us teens and young adults!

[Firemaster7]

Well, we should show them the differences between 4Kids edits and the real thing and she what they think.

[SonicFamilyGal]

Yeah, hopefully children will think that the unedited content is better because it supposedly happens in the real world, which will make them mature faster mentally! They should be more open to what happens in the real world as much as teens and young adults do!

[Firemaster7]

Better for them to know at childhood and overcome them before they become teens and young adults. We can't blind them forever, so why keep it from them until the time they should be ready to endure it. Damn you Al Khan!

[SonicFamilyGal]

Hell yeah! Enduring mature content at a young age should make them become smarter!

[Firemaster7]

To tell the truth, I actually was raised on anime in a way because that was pretty much all I found interested when I was a kid. Oh boy! VIOLENCE. Japenense dub and english subs.

[SonicFamilyGal]

Wow, you must've been really proud of yourself to open yourself up to the amazing, musical sounds of the Japanese at a young age because of the fact that Japanese people are emotionally better and more talented at voice acting, and subtitles are VERY reliable because the translation is 100% accurate! Therefore, not only will kids become smarter by opening themselves up to realistic content, but they'll also become smarter by learning a foreign language that'll soothe their ears!

[Firemaster7]

Yep, I loved how much more emotion the put in the anime. The English dubbers just don't know how to put that emotion like they can, though some english dub was ok. To tell the truth I never really bothered to learn Japanese back then. Now I kinda do.

[SonicFamilyGal]

Be proud of yourself that you opened up to such a wonderful foreign language!

[Firemaster7]

Yeah, it's better than whatever this guy comes up with.

[Ffalken5]

4kids suck what is al khans email adress i want to know so i can personaly tell mhim thet 4kids suck

[PHILRYABKIN]

Death to Al Kahn and 4kids.

[sonicsuperstar1851]

ha ha aowsome

[ikevsfox2]

4KIDS, YOU MUSH DIE!!!

[nightfire6]

He must die a painful death! With him hanging by fishing hooks and line that are impaled into his penis and shredding it into pieces painful by their heavy weight. He shall bleed to death while in pain!But wait I shall gouge his eyes with ice cream scoopers and then pour oil into his eye sockets and ignite them! Wow flaming eye sockets with blood and scream!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!!

[SonicFamilyGal]

Hell yeah, we should punsh 4kids with the violence we learned from the original Japanese versions of the animes we messed with!

[NOOBHACK]

scary concept, but i second the notion, he deserves worse though

[hoont52]

im made that in yu-gi-oh 5d's they changed the name of my favorite character to Akiza when it should be Aki like in Japanese.

[Uryukurosaki]

It's true, all he cares about is money...

Ass.

[XxMinimaruSaruxX]

i'd like 2 see al frikkin kahn TRY and dub

Higurashi no Naku Koro ni !!!! ( rly its so violent i almost threw up ) and even if he did take over the world i wouldnt watch 4kids anyway everyone h8s that stuff al kahn is a fat old bub !

[SonicFamilyGal]

Yeah, we may still be young, but we're smarter and slimmer than Kahn!

[MewMichaelX7]

True that, let's hope his evil plan never happens.

[AnimeFreakSasuke]

hell ya

ps Al Kahn should go to hell

[sonicadventureDX]

who cares about little kids kids dont turn rotten just becuase of tv give a little credit to our public and private skools also 1 message to you kahn i collect japanese merchendise how does it feel

[Rubberman202]

Yeah, you noticed how Fox Kids became the Fox Box and then "4Kids TV"? And then how Kids WB became "The CW4Kids"? I'm seeing a pattern here...

[SonicFamilyGal]

Just like Walmart was evil enough to run smaller, non-corporate stores out of business.

[Rubberman202]

I never really thought about it like that.

[Viewtifulgirl24]

Hey, let's join Gen Fukunaga (CEO of Funimation) in his army of Funimation peoples

[SonicFamilyGal]

I can definitely tell why those Kirby episodes you posted are subtitled. DOWN WITH 4KIDS! UP WITH SUBTITLES!

[VaatiTheWindDemon]

@SonicFamilyGal The Japanese version of Kirby sucks balls, it has bad voice acting, bad audio quality, and unsynced lipflap. The English version has better audio quality, better voice acting, synced lipflap, and a better audio set up. The English Dub also follows the Original creator Masahiro Sakurai's wish and primary rule of Kirby not aloud to speak where as the Japanese version broke his rule and his desire, which means the English version followed Kirby's true and actual personallity.

[saphirethehedgehog9]

if al kahn was presidant i would kill him

[ActionReplayed]

i bet every 4Kids hater would.

a rebellion!!

[saphirethehedgehog9]

yea i hate 4kids i only like sonic x and ninja turtles thats all i watch on 4kids

[saphirethehedgehog9]

and kirby right back atchya those are the only good shows on 4kids