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  • no i dont want long and stronger hair i just want to see the fucking video, fuck these commercials....!!!

  • SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME! at 2:47 the door won't open:( is there something i haven't done or what please help.

  • major spoilers in this vid :(

    

  • Fuck..

  • 7:55 When life gives you lemons you burn some ones house down xD

  • 6:11 it's fun to splash everything with the white stuff :O

  • is it just me or GLaDOS is getting horny or something when the guy talks about lemons?

  • @jabbawookeez01 GLaDOS is a potato a few ep. there was potato energy or lemon energy lol AND YES SHE DOES

  • lol thats what she said

    

  • my door isnt open. why? :((

    @02:47

  • @Joon2Music did you solve it? i'm having the same problem :(

  • @LiatheShyr incase your still stuck, put 1 portal on the tilted wall, then go back to where the crushing pillars are in the room before, put the other portal on the far side and slide on the orange gel to build up speed and fly across the the stairs. thats as far as ive gone but im guessing there is something over here to open the door.

  • 10:12  just listen how funny it sounds XD

  • If just being around it makes a grown man deathly ill and she can have globs of it slamming in her face and still jump around like a boss, she is god.

  • I was watching Lost.. but now I'm here :(

  • when i jumped over the gap into the office place the door out of it was closed and it wont open help me out!

  • SPOILER ALERT ON 5:40

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  • 10 or more tries before I could get that jump thing right. -n-

  • My life is now complete that I have played through the part where Cave says that line. :D

  • The White Gel Ís MILK!

  • GLaDOS orgasm @ 8:01 XD

  • anybody else think that white stuff looks like jizz

  • @kirby7854 Oh grow up.

  • @GrammarRockz hey it is wat it jizz

  • 16 people's houses were burned down by combustable lemons.

  • I hate adds!

  • 4:49 auhsauhsuh Corey Taylor do Slipknot?

  • His voice is so attractive....

  • GLaDOS was getting hooooorrrrrrrnay...

  • when life gives you lemons make grenades

  • I have this game but for Mac, and I was in the part u were showing in at the beginning, and when I played it, I could get to the door that u need to go through to get to the next part, but the door isn't opening for me, and the door u said that u didn't use at 1:19, it is the door I came out of, so could u possibly help me out, or if not, I could always ask someone else to help me, and I also got all the gels to come out.

  • 16 people dont have portal 2

  • the "White Gel" is actually Milk

  • I love your walkthroughs i finished the game with your help ty

  • im the guy thats gonna burn your house down with a combustable lemmon!

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  • allana221 hahahahahahahahahhahahahah

  • the white stuff is clue juice

  • the good old white stuff that what she said LOL!

  • Image how much better the graphics would be on the computer.

  • I just now discovered that I had to paint those pillars to get up there. I knew I had to get there, but I didn't know how. I used some tricky momentum to just barely reach that catwalk. It was pretty tricky, and I knew that was not what I was supposed to do, but it worked.

  • @Gmez1407 i think that 2!

  • I'm not gonna lie, but when you showed Cave's face it scared the hell out of me XD

  • COMBUSTABLE LEMON!!

  • I'd it just me our is anyone else starting to think that glados if actually caroline. Thats why she keeps calling him sir

  • I will admit to lol'ing at the "that's what she said" joke/

  • glados just gor an robogasm=)

  • damn thats' alooot of sperm=)

  • 8:00 that is the speech i will recite for my class

  • FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • To solve 2:46 put a portal on the wall near the orange gel (the side without the door) then put another portal on the slanted wall (on the side on the orange gel) run through the orange gel

  • moonrocks! ...portal conductor :o

    that explains the ending

    and maybe another portal game

  • Agh! Bird! Bird! Kill it! It's evil!! XD

  • The door at 2:46 is shut for me and I can't figure out how it isn't open?!?!

  • @MrGlennz0r same here

  • @nowayitsduhkid I figured out why it's shut. If you go back through where you came from you will need to run through the propulsion gel and through a portal on the wall, then the other portal on that angled thing opposite the broken walkway thingo, then it should shoot you across. Sorry that's is a poorly consturcted sentence lol.

  • @MrGlennz0r I just went to another video to figure it out but thanks anyways.

  • you are very fanny :))

  • 6:04 - 6:40 all of that! just.. lmao... I can't even.. WHERE DO I START?!

  • GLaDOS is afraid of birds?

  • glados: KILL THE BIRD IT'S EVIL

    me: XD

  • Yeah, take lemons! YEAHHHHHHHHH.

  • 01:10 I didnt know that robots have gods XD

  • lol i am drinking lemonade

  • I wanna say thank you for doing these. I'm stuck at so many points in the game and this REALLY helps me out, man :D

  • 4:55

    Tell me, i'm not the only one whose noticed that Cave Johnson was dying. And i'm not just talking about in his last message. The place i noted is his 3rd portrait in the game; First the factory lobby, then in the Control Room, and now here. At first i thought it was the passage of time, but this last message made me realize whatever they've been testing was killing Johnson.

    Did any of you guys catch that? :)

  • When I got to the area in 6:00 I just spent a good half hour just playing around and covered everything in the white gel. One of my favorite parts in the game.

  • I love how the logo changes with the plot's timeline. <3

  • thats what she seed

  • HOLY SHIT 2 MINUTE 10 SECOND AD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @supermario863 AdBlock for Firefox, boi. Use it. :D

  • BIRD! BIRD! BIRD!

    KILL IT! IT'S EVIL!

  • i mean 4:28 :P srry

  • o nvm you just did it later than i did or something xD. well dont blame me i am tired xD:P. Thanks for the help though coudn't figure it out with the stairs part on 3:16

  • lol you skipper a part of the game mate ;)

  • I WAS STUCK NOW HOPFULLY I WONT BE NOW THANK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUu

  • E - very

    V - illain

    I - s

    L - emons

  • @allana221 thx spongebob lol

  • @allana221 Spongebob quote?

  • That Was From SpongeBob Wasn't It

  • @allana221 Spongebob references FTW!!!!

  • @allana221 spongebob reference

  • Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? - Cave "BAMF" Johnson

  • gah i'm stuck on the last bit i hate it!!!!!

  • aarrgh bird bird kill it!!! it is evil!!

  • When I went to where you finished the first test in the vid the door was blocked! And how come you havent done the bit where you use the white gel on the ground!!!???

  • the best game i played this year

  • This guys videos about portal 2 helped me alot

  • goog paint job

  • hehe fun to watch you clear this part;) you help me alot:)

  • I have to wonder, having seen the white paint... Could milk have portals on it?

  • Cave is just crazy

  • hey if u go on the gmod they have lemonades its realy cool! also that just gave me aids u wana know why? cause those where LEMONAIDS XD lemonAIDS get it man im cruel =3

  • spent 30 min hosing everything down just for portal to randomly close -n-

  • 2:40 whats down there? the place you skipped :P

  • Starting to wish I hadn't made that joke...

  • if GLaDoS was a potato shed be a good po-

    wait......... BWAHAHAHAHA OH JESUS

  • That's what she said lol that never gets old :)

  • 8:00 WHO COMES UP WITH THIS!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHA XD

  • CAVE JOHNSON YUNO LET ME GO ON SURFACE

  • att 2:45 the door was closed. how do i open it?

  • The parts that took you minutes took me seconds, and the parts that took you seconds took me minutes!

  • should i get it????????????

  • He wants to make exploding lemons? I guess we'll call them...

    *puts on sunglasses*

    Lemon 'nades.

  • @TheWarpedMind YEEEEAAAAAAAAH!!!

  • @TheWarpedMind yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaa

    

  • @TheWarpedMind YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @TheWarpedMind YEEEEEEEEAH!

  • @TheWarpedMind YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @TheWarpedMind

    that is smoking sick style dude your rock hozaaaaa to you^^

  • @TheWarpedMind YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH

  • i love this game!

  • SO THIS IS WHERE I GOT THOSE COMBUSTABLE LEMONS FROM :D

  • Cave Johnson: Im the guy whos going to burn your house down! With the lemons!

    GLaDoS: Oh I like this guy!

    Chell: Uh...

    Me: YEAH!

  • Did GLaDOS have an orgasm at 8:04? XD

  • This white shit looks like sperm :D

  • hes avery budy talkin about the white stuff like it was sperm? ...

  • you helped me a lot thank you so much

  • ehm... which kinda good white stuff...the..the you know...the racist one...or the...well.... never... just, forget it, never mind... i´l just go back chillin with weathley.... unless... you know.. he KILLS ME!

  • AAH AAH BIRD KILL IT! ITS EVIl!

  • yeah! spray that white stuff all over the place! XD

  • 10:19 How did you get that door open? When I got there it was closed...

  • @TatsuraJ

    i have the same problem!

  • did GLaDOS just have an organism?

    OMG i hope Caroline was hot

  • at 4:25 you were exactly like me sat around thinking what to do

  • bird bird bird its evil !!!! loled after that for so long

  • There is something wrong with your ps3 it is way to lagy

  • so glados is like shale from dragon age now?both spout murderous threats without a sense of emotion and both arent keen on birds

  • GLaDOS is Caroline. (:

  • How there can be a bird? but all this is happening 10km under the ground?

  • @Aarok95 There has to be an opening at the top somewhere. It's really a simple concept, there would be lots of flying creatures down there from just flying in. It's like a bird flying into your house, or a bat getting into your basement. They would fly through, then eventualy find an open area and fly through that.

  • @Aarok95

    In a game where Power-crazy killer computers, Space-twisting Portals, and Super Awesome armor boots exist... Come on, the bird worries you?

  • Good ol' white stuff XD.

  • The good ol' white stuff! .... That's what she said xD

  • I thought the white stuff was milk cause there was water earlier :p

  • @Pufinated i know what it is

    "Giggity"

  • GLaDOS: Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!

    Me: SO FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!

  • all i know that Johnson is a funny mother fucker

  • The good old white stuff! (Thats what she said)

  • 2:47 the door closed

  • '' just spray it all over the place'' THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

  • 5:02 is that HER or caroline?

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  • GLaDUS killed caroline!!!

  • lol

    

  • Cave johnson, a real American hero

  • rofl at 3:23

  • i was popping a pimple while watching this...

  • Oh I get it. He used to run the place before Portal 1, then he died and GLaDOS was depressed about it and took her hate out on testing humans? O.o

  • @NubeAndNuber

    1.yes he did

    2.GLaDOS killed everyone including Cave

    she lives only to test

    when not hooked up to the facility her emotions are no longer surpressed

    :)

    I love portal!

  • @Lawrence999999999 :O I didn't expect her to kill him!

  • awesome!!!

    

  • I literally painted the whole room.

  • hes making so many comments that could considered sex jokes neamr the beginning like "thats exactly what i need it on" XD

  • xD I love how he's struggling not to make a sex joke. 6:19

  • "That's what she said" OHHHH SNAP !

  • Whos cave johnson? A psychopath? Lol glados seems to have orgasms with johnsons voice xD

  • Cave Johnson:im the man who's going to burn you house down!!With the lemons!!Im going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!!

    Me: *cant stop laughing* XD ROFLMAO LOL

  • If youre reading this.Thumps up on the video because you read this

  • 14 people bought beer and dirt for here house

  • does cave johnson hate lemones

  • Stop fucking talking about the test!

    FOCUS ON FUCKING GLaDOS!

  • Burn the house with the lemond ? They should put some potato battery in, too.

  • Glados hates birds

    Brad hates...BABIES O_O

  • 3:21 "the good old white stuff" LOL

  • 14 ppl did't finish portal 1

  • @C0nification

    i've got the same problem. at 2:48 the door is closed for me.

    did you find out what to do?

    :S

    this is really bugging me!

    thanks

  • GLaDOS is having a lemon orgasm

  • that white stuff looks like sperm. lol xD

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