Life Alert : "I wear one too."

[hallowolf131]

I first thought what a bitter old bitty but then maybe there is more to her story and we can't really judge. At least she got help.

[CalebLaw1]

JUST DIE!!! Lawlz

[JesseFilbrandt12]

That bitchy old lady needs to stop complaining.

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[hellbilly34a]

so if you want to live alone, be sure to wear your life alert.

[SolidSnake3521]

"I wear one too." Is this a fucking condom commercial?

[ihatetaft]

0"26 dam that old lady is bitter!

[dat209emokilla]

now how the FUCK could that make u sleep easier?! dumb bitch

[getoutofmyway01]

@dat209emokilla because, you never ever know ... when.... you might just wake up...dead...

[vvip002]

Uncle Sam is so informative 0:00 - 0:10

[silentevil77]

damn did the lady in pink smoke likt 100 packs a day 0-0

[HannahBoltForever]

"And that's why I wear one too."

And yet he's not wearing one.

[SimplyShaded]

What if you press the button by accident? 0_O

[CrayolaSquink]

@SimplyShaded Then those people you accidentally contact are going to push you down the stairs, just to give you a reason to call for help.

[mugen1237]

Dr.Koop is a fag.

[HisPrettyButterfly]

Did anyone else notice how insanely huge Koop's hands are?! O.0

[bigb174]

She couldn't handle the alternative to a nursing home... but wait till that mother fucker's batteries shoot craps.

[mx94racer]

the woman at :26 looks like actress, Diane Ladd.

[bigmathafaka]

Abraham Lincoln has RISEN!

[RaveBeef]

"I JUST HAD A HEART ATT- HNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGHHHH!!!!"

ded....

life alert saves the day

[Justin9740]

You can live alone without ever BEING alone?

My mistake. I thought it was just a button, not a best friend.

[lurch321]

Why is C. Everett Koop's office desk in his living room?

[galgals1]

thanks to life alert u can live longer thats why im not alive

[Cubtalia]

Coz she's too good for a nursing home

[tonesbe]

Piano music sounds like 2girls1cup.

Damn.

[RebeccaPierri]

oh cool a magic wand its a fucking button

[thesydnilyn]

KFC DUUDE!!

[Technosaurex]

Is it just me or does the 1st Old Lady sound like a robot?

[PasswordsFailMe]

"I wear one too."

Hmm, I don't know ... do you see one on him?

[SumNJFella]

I stuck a tic-tac in my dickhole today =D

[DjKC334]

@SumNJFella HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[mizorepower]

lol my grandma has one never worked haha

[luvasia]

Do you all notice the space over the fireplace mantle? Usually, there's a picture or a mirror hanging over the fireplace lol.:)

[tehkeesadshow]

i think koop has a fake beard... o.o

[tehkeesadshow]

....what a miserable old hag...

[Xoxinwulf]

keep pressing 5 on your keyboard very fast lol - oink*oink*oink*oink*oink*oink

[colepleshe]

You know, if you were in a nursing home, it would be the worst thing in the world

[AwesomeBanana912]

Stay in your home longer? lol What? Old people have to hide in their houses?

[Krucius]

whoa he wears one too? what a twist!!

[yizarg]

YOU'RE MAH BOY, KOOP!

[Jrezky]

My first response to seeing this ad was "Koop!!"

[coldbarefeet]

"...and that's why I wear one." Koop wasn't wearing his Life Alert as he got up out of his chair. He fell down, and couldn't reach the phone. And that was that.

[MrOhjames]

What does Mr. Koop do at His desk with 2 books?

[SecretService80]

0:25 You know you're a bitch when your heart tries to kill you.

[xXxILoveYouuxXx47]

''you can live alone with out ever being alone''--eehhh doesnt that sound like if it would want to make someone buy one?

[fgrules777]

nice beard

[LevelOneFTW]

thumbs up for 2 girls 1 cup music

[zaneboy321]

0:42

[TheMovieman159]

UNCLE SAM!!!!!!

"I Want You To Join The Life Alert Foundation"

[ThatWierdAsian1]

COLONEL SANDERS!

[keybladez06]

@ThatWierdAsian1 lmao

[Stonenot1]

0:09 too much smoking lady.

[PhildeKilla]

she acts like she is cool and boss because she had a heart attack lol...

[animegramma]

Koop's face keeps changing colors at the end, and one of his eyes is lower than the other. Did he eat Willy Wonka's gum?

[GannondorkVBA]

@animegramma ROFL! I lol'd at his eyes. XD

[MARKTPA]

Magic Wand !!!!

[floeticdeath]

@pablopaul123 lol.

[floeticdeath]

anyone notice that the song is similiar to the 2girls one cup thing? lol. its not the song, but eerily reminds me of it

[tigerslilly29]

@floeticdeath Eewwwwww...that video made me wanna call 911 on myself. I almost chocked to death.

[floeticdeath]

@tigerslilly29 don't call 911, call life alert!

[jersey826]

What is it called when a senior citizen falls and doesn't have Life Alert?

Natural Selection.

[floeticdeath]

@jersey826 LOL.

[PedroyItatiFan]

Jessica Fletcher Aka Mrs.Fletcher is Funny!!

[PedroyItatiFan]

ALL SENIOR CITIZENS SHOULD HAVE LIFE ALERT (my 2th Favorite part of this Commercial)

[PedroyItatiFan]

The Guy In The *fake office* Has his glasses side ways!! LOL

[afrocurl1995]

I would love to know what Mr. Koop keeps in those official-looking binders. And what a quaint fireplace, albeit quite dangerous. Good thing he has LifeAlert!

[afrocurl1995]

Apparently, these senior citizens are all witches and wizards! Normal people call the police, these crafty seniors "summon" them. Well, isn't that just dandy? And I don't get that one bitter woman! She's clearly giving the entire world the 'f*ck you' look.

[zcheeseolly]

The music in the background sounds like the music in the 2 girls 1 cup video...

[BasicEvil18]

She must smoke as much as Snake. (Inside joke)

[ClaxDaily]

Obvious edit at 0:03 haha! I love how he jumps up suddenly... HURRY, PRESS LIFE ALERT!

[ririckyrickyracoon03]

what a shit office

[MyLoveForCanada]

@ririckyrickyracoon03 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[resqfireman]

Nice dentures on the bitch @ :27. "When you dont have anyone there, because my kids hate me" LMAO

[TheJfdfdf]

she can summon all of those things shes a tier 5 warlock

[CaliFaintFightz]

what a bitter old crow

[20linkinpark07]

I know that old bitch!!! She was a cunt to me when I was little. I'm not surprised that no one was there for her. Too bad she didn't fucking die!! She should go suck a big, floppy, saggy, 80 year old dick.

[12ohan]

Mr. Koop uses every goddamn square inch of the desk - you better fucking believe it.

[ukdawgs08]

why they picked 2 out of 3 people who sound like the smoke 8 cartons of cigarettes a day is beyond me...possibly a marketing scheme?

[RayManzarekGod]

That guy at the beginning is epic. With that huge desk.

[flashfire320]

Everett Koop you arnt the president, stop faking it!

[keatononame9]

My magic wand. They know my heart condition, from smoking cigarettes for 50 years...and now have pissant 18-30 year olds paying for my chemo.

[YeahFrenchy]

2Gilrs1Cup theme XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDD

[nannabooX3]

@YeahFrenchy Lmao (: Ikr. Fail. :p

[Monster4rmda559]

I want to get one of these, push the button, and put it on a stray cat and make it run away XD

[rosered316]

"Without Life Alert,I'd be in a Nursing Home"...Yeah,that's exactly where that bitch needs to go,a Nursing Home.Maybe the medicine they give her will not make her act like such a bitch.

[typicalus12]

@rosered316 oh my god she is an old woman chill!!!

[TwigDjango]

I'll never understand that old woman's attitude. Maybe she's making a statement to her kids or grandkids. 'You ungrateful little shits. You couldn't be there, but LIFE ALERT WAS.'

[PunkinKrust]

@TwigDjango omg..you have captured the essence of what I could not verbalize but what i've been thinking every time i see this woman..I laughed SOOO hard! i have tears....your a special person. thank you

[TwigDjango]

@PunkinKrust Hahaha. Don't mention it.

[DannyMinick]

@TwigDjango yeah i was thinking the same thing.

[afrocurl1995]

@TwigDjango I completely agree with you, that bitter lady is totally guilt tripping any member of her family who happens to be watching T.V. Must suck to be related to her.

[parkerman16]

@TwigDjango haha

[UnpopularDragon]

I can't beilive C. Everett Koop is still alive

[konvictedpjh0366]

wow what a bitch that bitch reminds me of my ex girlfriend she's probably gonna be like that when she gets older except no one will come for her not even life alert haha

[halowarrior1000]

Mr.Koop borrowed the presidents office for the commercial!

[1spoonand2forks]

he wears one too

[biohazardgraphics]

My favorite part is Koop's absurd fake office, with the giant flag placed right next to his chair.

[nannabooX3]

@biohazardgraphics Lmao (:

[vomitkings12]

i love Life alert, it makes me sleep easier