how to kill a carp

[MEJIAV1F3W]

is it illegal to put carp back once caught? i heard it from my brother but i dont know if it true. australia, melb

[krazyhuy]

Good job there fish are pest to every lake and river

[fuckvegan]

thats exactly how I just stunned a turtle before gutting it...

[bountyblox]

this not a person...

[cptnbuggernutts]

sick bastards i wanna hit you on the head see how you like it i hope one of your testicals rot and fall off you horrible person.

[azza13mad]

@cptnbuggernutts thats the most humaine way to do it and if you dont like it why look the video up for dickhead?

[mrrobin105]

fuck you esshol i dont kil you why you kil acarp

[TheKittyWonder]

@mrrobin105 for food, duh

[azza13mad]

@mrrobin105 because humans arnt pests carp are

[rachel199ful]

fuck you

[khalidvaseem]

Is dat the way to kill a fish, woooooow ur just retarded man u need counseling

[SarahMonster90]

Wow are you fucking kidding me? How about i take a poll and do that to your head. I hope you rot in hell fucktard, go play god with yourself. No respect for other living things.

[brownpride2455]

@SarahMonster90 they're most likely going to eat it.. jeez

[ironsausage66]

@SarahMonster90 Threatening people with physical violence on a public forum is smart.

btw you might want to check your spelling, you just threatened to hit him with a survey. You stupid peta hippies are all about as smart as toast.

[antrich1984]

@SarahMonster90 do u eat meat?

[Kidwitha12gauge]

@SarahMonster90 So you don't believe in eating?And why are you going to hit him with a survey?

[XDL125]

at first i read: how to kill a crap :)

[themagicpanda]

why do people keep asking, why kill the fish? because fish is delicious!! havent any of you ever eaten a fish?? come on people, get real and stop trollin

[fpvgtking]

to everyone saying "why kill the carp?", the carp is a pest in Australia and it is against the law to put the carp back in the water ALIVE if you have caught it

[ShortFingeredShreder]

Um... why'd you kill it?

[divinegod102]

@ShortFingeredShreder For food, obviously. Have you ever eaten a fish before?

[ShortFingeredShreder]

@divinegod102 I highly doubt that they ate that carp...

[carpistesdu51]

gros con !!!

[TeoFirefox15]

fucking idiot not kill carps, they are animals like you, you'd like be killed by a carp?

[MultiIBC]

er is nicht tot du musst ihm ins herz stechen...so betäubst du ihn nur :)

das Herz befindet sich zwischen den 2 vorderen flossen

[DatMoehrchen88]

How to kill a carnivore! Das müsste ich mal drehen!!!

[ERR0R9O9]

PROBLEM, VEGANS?

[ChristianU2ubeh]

I thought they were gonna shoot it.

[bringjoeyin]

you sir, are a cunt.

[kesteren1]

let me smash u now

[BlueNova1995]

at least it died instantly but im still mad

[xm3ntos1]

i hear korean song...

[DTKBaByGiiRl]

Wowww..Bitch...Wish someone would do that to you..

[ji6vKYW1]

@DTKBaByGiiRl its not really bad to kill a carp they r not great for some waterfalls they r good fish thow

[Ubermann88HH]

the easiest way is to slip your fingers trough the gills and then pull back, breaking its spine and leaving it dead instantly.

[tommie184]

id like to make a vid how to kill a fuckin pole

[butterman143]

Another easy way is to rip it's gills out. But that is cruel.... But up here in Missouri ur supposed to kill any Asian car that land in your boat. And when you have 20 in your boat then its fast and easy to rib them out.

[ShadowsRage]

@butterman143

lol... you have 20 asian cars in your boat?

[Ettoredipugnar]

Hes stunned

[MrFreefonix]

aww you shouldof used a machete 

[noel964]

maltratador aztelo tu en los huevos

[sxcelite12]

why do that when yo u can just instert a knife into its head to kill it instantly??

[flamedrag18]

a steel pipe and a wood block does a better job.

[SurroundedFilms]

You didn't kill it. You just stunned it. I have to do that to Salmon all the time, and it just stuns them. Usually they die while stunned so it looks like you just killed it, but sometimes they will start to move again.

[MegaROCKYDOG]

Every carp I pull in gets it's gut slashed open before being thrown back. Becomes an easy target for a pike or muskie :)

[Unresolvable]

@MegaROCKYDOG Nice bait :D

[Andyyy92]

They look like hell, but taste like heaven..

give them a try

[Tokintilldeath]

@SHORTSPLIG Thats actually a myth. Carp are sucker fish that feed mostly on vegetation and do some top water feeding as well.

[ledzepp6880]

@Tokintilldeath they kill all the bass in lakes and rivers

[ledzepp6880]

@Tokintilldeath they kill all the bass and native species in lakes and rivers

[MrOneill93]

Ohh my baas xD

[Crackmonkey213]

knock that bitch out!

[killerchubb]

you seriousy need to sort your life out i would pay to see someone twat you over the head

[Ricoohh279]

KANKERHOMO'S KRIJG KANKER IN JULLIE KANKERKOPPEN STEEK DIE KANKERDING IN JULLIE KANKERANUSSEN. VIEZE HOEREN KRIJG 20 VORMEN VAN KANKER EN ALLE VORMEN VAN AIDS.

[burstmaster]

you should have one shoted it.

[MrOneill93]

Why kill it tho ?

[zywiecproductions]

@MrOneill93 Because they are a invasive species and ruin our waterways

[niel266]

you are sick

[comtang99]

gosh it cruel

[Kawiia17]

Pistol-whip your fish until its tender!

Cook it and eat it!

[apeioj]

what the hell was the point of killing that carp! - then you post a video of it as if your proud? highschool drop out for sure!

[iheartmunkies]

@apeioj you realize you have eaten fish before ?? how do you think they kill it ? dumbass. the point of killing it is to fucking cook it and eat it. D u m b a s s.

[MondayAndThursday]

this not a kill that a stun he can to back live again

[MrOneill93]

why would you kill a carp ?

fucking stupid, its people like you who are making animals extinct !

[Kawiia17]

@MrOneill93 Wow, we got a biological genius among us!

[KatiushaVN4]

@MrOneill93

Stop complaining already!!

[TheButlaman]

fucking disguisting, what is the actual need in this? pointless

[RokkoDeluxe]

mit einem schlag auf den kopf wird der fisch nur betäubt, nicht getötet!

[emisarre]

KILL ALL CARP

[kazdecarp]

guys i shoot you all dead fk carpkillers

[jakob31392]

dude idk if u know this but i think u killed that carp lol

[gdiggle123]

so THIS is what Rednecks do in thier spare time they go apeshit on animals because they have no souls

[jammywu]

cunts

[bigflik]

Smerige KANKER moffen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Opblazen die kk sukkels!

hahahaha jullie kennen dit niet lezen he.

[GreenRebellion33]

@bigflik

das künnen wir wel.

just jokin ben gewoon nederlander.

[freakshowRPMZ]

who is going to kill a fish you cant eat

[GreenRebellion33]

@freakshowRPMZ

you must be silly, in many places around the globe, carp is a delicacy.

i eated it and its delicious.

[catfishingwithharry]

454 Raging Bull would work better:)

[kdc43]

Carp: "Sex? Not tonight dear, I have a headache."

[LeeMargett]

first off the guy in the vid despatched fish correctly. I understand carp populations are too high in america due to mismanagement and stock control in the early days.....they stocked the fish to control the weed problem, little research was done to see the after effects - what if the fish spawn, they have no natural predators really etc etc. I hate the way yanks blame the fish for doing what every other fish is doing.you stocked them, don't treat them like dirt because you messed up the plan.

[beerkings]

Fick die EX

[kvan1989]

hey people in other countries if ur starving get some fish all u can eat we ship for free.

[pigsy2012]

GUYS CALM DOWN they're using a method known as priesting, you hit the fish 2 - 3 times so that it is stunned, then it wont struggle and it's central nervous system shuts down so you can 'finish them off' more humanely

[agricola]

trash fish, grind em up for fertilizer

[stinowino100]

kun je niet eten

[lions773]

i,ll like to hit them arseholes on the head

[tamiyaboy100]

fukin faggots in england you would get jailed for tht carp are best fish ever

[smellycathome]

OK LISTEN UP! this isn't cruelty... maybe they eat the fish... plus this is actually the in cruelest thing to kill it... you know they say fish eye is good bate for other fish... some people catch the fish and take the eyes and throw the fish back to bleed out and die! go piss on those people not this fair person!

[IAMSILVERHORN]

NOOOOO U KEEL MY LVL100 MAGIKARP

[xphatmexicanx]

I hate carp. They don't deserve to be deemed as edible.

[sarihestudios]

Nice job go kill more and make sure they all die

[C011at3rAlxM0rR1]

why do that fucking sick fuckers

[ViLLaPiNoZ]

Man that's Lobotomy :/

[DeGenerationIce]

are you serious...

[fingerskate62100]

bande d’imbécile sa vous amuse pffffffffffffffffff.

[fingerskate62100]

bande d’imbécile sa vous amuse pffffffffffffffffff

[jacktalktalk]

you sick bastards y would you do that get a life mate

[youraregoingtohurt22]

@jacktalktalk carp a a disease to american lakes dumbass. they spread like wildfire. we kill them because they taste good. you are no fisherman.

[WillieWonka928D]

Don't kill Common Carp, them things are fun as hell to catch, and they provide a service, cleaning up the lakes and rivers.

Asian Carp on the other hand, need to be exterminated, every single one.

[hdtrhrh]

lol, Carp are invasive Tards, they need to be killed in order to preserve the native fish species.

[LeeMargett]

@hdtrhrh they didnt invade they were stocked by your retarded government.with no planning or research done to what effect adding a non native species would do to the biology of the waterways.it's not the fishes fault they do so well in america. to control the weed issues you used to have, hybridised carp like the F1 strains would have been ideal as they are not able to reproduce, but thats hind sight. If you have to kill them, do it with a bit of respect huh.

[hdtrhrh]

@LeeMargett Send me a link of where you got this information please. And what would be more respectful? This carp was killed painlessly.

[BrianWarner1996]

@hdtrhrh That was a mirror carp and it is not invasive. You should learn what you are talking about. And aside from that the fish was most likely not dead it was stunned. I do the same thing to stun all my fish before I kill them to eat. I hate tree huggers and I hate vegans and vegans are the only real vegetarians all others are just playing pretend and PETA are close minded babbling idiots. I'm not ignorant, I'm a pro carp fisher for years now. All I have said was for your health.

[rafalldownstairs]

polish peoplelove carp its delicoius if u do it right

snakeheads are basterds

[PurplePigeonz]

@rafalldownstairs Snakeheads are crazzzzzy!

[kronnyqq]

NUKE THE WHALES

[barryAmsterdam]

kill all the fucking basses....

[neeneeyo]

every snakehead i catch will be brutaly murdered!!! does anyone know about the snakeheads?

[LeeMargett]

@neeneeyo why brutaly? just make it clean, the fish is just doing what comes natural. they are prolific hunters and will seriously damage fish stocks, but that how they evolved, can't blame them for that.

[EchoArchAngel]

@neeneeyo

An invasive species that was introduced to the united states so they could be farmed here. Good eating.

All things have a right to live, but in the cases of invasive species some have a specific predator that keeps them in check in their native part of the world. When they are removed from that eco system and put into a foreign one they're population grows and they put strain on resources that's normally reserved for the native species .

[EchoArchAngel]

@EchoArchAngel

Eventually with that native species edged out other species are effected and the entire system collaspes.

Yes, by all means kill yourself a snake head today. Last I heard they were threatening the Florida everglades, that's home to thousands of endangered animals. They aren't native here and will play hell on species that we're trying to protect.

[EchoArchAngel]

@EchoArchAngel

Eventually with that native species edged out other species are effected and the entire system collaspes.

Yes, by all means kill yourself a snake head today. Last I heard they were  threatening the Florida everglades, that's home to thousands of endangered animals. They aren't native here and will play hell on species that we're trying to protect.

So while you animals rights folk have your hearts in the right place, some species just don't belong here.

[THEGREENGORILLIA]

@neeneeyo thumbs up if you saw the snakehead episode of river monsters

[timbofff]

nice way

[fishfinders20100]

mother fkn ass hole fk ur mom

[vicfisho]

I love fishing and I love nature. In Australia where I live, it is law that you must kill all carp that you catch. They have ruined many of our waterways.

[pmakfpt]

@vicfisho

@neeneeyo

you two are fricking lucky to havbe an alien species in your waterways =\

my province i dont think has any alien species here in canada so we have to wait for hunting "season" and such.

[bkspookz18]

It's A Magic Carp You Caught A Pokemon Lol xD

[CoryTaylerFan]

@bkspookz18 lol

[FishingKing754]

Carp are the best fish in the world they fight no much FUCKING harder than a LMB!!!!!

[MissonFromGod]

americans are fat bastards who eat mcdonalds all day - you dirty fucking wankers, i am glad the twin towers were knocked down u fat bastards, fucking niggers as well

[johnnybravo234]

@MissonFromGod Its not our fault you are jealous because the uk sucks balls. Go back to your pub.

[chiprommel]

@MissonFromGod

Guess what m8. I'm half English but I live in USA. I went to London once and I saw lots and lots of ugly, degenerate bastards just like in New York City! I think everyone sucks to be honest.

But I will have to agree with you. Most americans are dumb as shit, it's pretty sad. I can't relate to most people here. One great thing about living here is I can own almost any firearm I want! So at least we have that right...But still.... The land here is awesome, not the folk!

[XBASSFISHINGALLDAYX]

@MissonFromGod youve obviously never been to america lol

[badbloods20]

cool

[mourkos]

americans = idiots

[TheLiquified]

@mourkos I'm American and I agree with you.

[nealshireman]

@mourkos dude, it's one of the most "humane" ways to kill a fish. is you hit it hard enough, in the right spot, boom, dead, no pain

[lolo1376]

fil de pute nike tes morts enculé mother fucker !!!!!!!!

[Alexandresouffel]

FDP !!!!!

[chainlinkdreams]

was that a revolver you beat him with, HELL YEAH!

[door2yourheart]

Watch out for this cunt, he will be after your children next!

[kaddany4644]

@door2yourheart for a fish? whats wrong with you? O_o

i heard your sopose to kill these if you catch one..

[door2yourheart]

@kaddany4644 Ok, just do as you're told then, like the other ill informed victims on here.

Over here we are better informed, and we know that affected waterways are caused by pollution from human based "invisible" pollutants. Oestrogen from contraceptive pills is just one of these. It causes infertility in invertebrates and fish. Male fish changing to female is a fact.

We have absolutely no problems over here with carp taking over. No scapegoat other than the real causes.

[tominybikes1]

carp is  crap man kill them kill them

[lasamasavadceva]

why u do this ?carp is the most beautiful and smart fish in the world ,i undestend if u eat them ,not kill him ,and why carp is not good for eat ,i live in eastern europe and carps are very tasty and good for eat ,cuz u have a lot of poluation maybe ! i think u r a murder u kill kids ass well u stupid skinny fag!

[j5ali]

@lasamasavadceva

Do have any idea what this fish is doing to our rivers in the south and now moving towards the great lakes. It's a pest and we could do well without them. Kill them all.

[TheAndysaurus]

They're creations of God.

[fruitytuttiluigi]

@TheAndysaurus

he created them so that we may chop the up and put them on our plate ;)

[Cyberthug074]

it tastes like shit and sand

[T0DDZT3R]

Wtf Carp are specimen Fish u bunch of Fat american Cunts ! suck all ur mums

[gali4436]

kill that fucker...we usually chop their heads off and feed them to the racoons

[lifewithjohnny]

Fuck Carp!!! i heard they taste like motor oil!!!

[LeeMargett]

@lifewithjohnny fish usually taste according to the conditions they live in.over polluted waterways. like im pretty sure you wouldn't taste so good either.still i wouldnt mind hitting you over the head with a bat and having a go. Carp are a wonderful fish. protect your native species but just remember who stocked the carp in the first place, they didn't invade.

[tuttoz]

@MrQuazex1

they do damage lakes and streams in the US ... same as Asian carp ... and that one black fish , i forget the name ... angel fish or tiger fish , some shit like that ...

[TomJackson986]

Kill as many as you can

[s4uf3r]

deficenti del kazzo...

[probowlersimon]

toch vind ik dit echt verdomt. stelletje lozers

[carpmanish]

actuly dickeds if you do you research its not just the carp that do this there other fish aswell. let me guess you american well youve got to be cos theres no other country that is populated with dumb evil fuckers yeah im talking to you blindingraven fucking nob ed. lol it can only be american who do this shit, what another fine example from americans tut tut typical

[corydorastube]

@carpmanish

In some parts of the world carp are considered an invasive species and it is illegal to return them alive. Only in England are they worshipped like some kind of diety.

[Bluebeltonproduction]

@corydorastube and of course in England the brown trout fishing has collapsed...and then they question why...sigh....

[probowlersimon]

ziele pote, your sucks, this is not fun?

[CopainTv]

@probowlersimon

In Amerika zijn ze een plaag.

Vond het eerst ook niks, maar ze terugzetten is zelfs verboden.

[nolangreen]

carp are delicious smoked, im in nebraska

[mosleyauto]

disease to american lakes.Kill them all

[hdtrhrh]

Disease to Canadian Lakes as well!

[leolion1993]

@hdtrhrh canada sucks

[therealneon]

@mosleyauto Well Americans are the ones that brought them to their waters lol

[hall1994]

@mosleyauto get your facts straight, common and mirror carp are actually good for lakes and rivers in america its the asian ones that are harmful

[asmodia14]

@mosleyauto got that right. i shoot em wit a bow its fun as hell

[LPfanatic578]

lol i thouht he was guna shoot it

[an50331]

lol it did look like a gun

[vassilis359995]

Another pointless vid

[shaker650]

Carp are useless fish! bang some more in the head!!

atleast take out a