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  • fuck it tastes so bad.. i take like 45 mins to finish a glass.

  • Where can i get a bottle like that?!

  • i thought salt give u high blood pressure

  • You look great, but i dont know can you stay on this for 10 days.

  • wow

  • You're so pretty :)

    Hope the cleanse is successful!

  • i know what you mean..i like this video. Your funny yest. was my first day and first time making it and yea i did tha same thing added to much chenn. pepper but i still had to drink it dont wanna waste my mOney.... lol

  • Oh my! I had no idea! But You are Pretty!!!!!

  • zzzz

  • I should try cause i'm 5'9 150 and i need a drop 20lbs -_-u.

  • Drinking salt water often causes the drinker to vomit. People lost at sea without fresh water have tried drinking salt water in desperation, however, because the salt content of the sea water is much higher than the salt content of body fluids (blood), the salt water actually makes the dehydration worse, so drinking sea water can result in death.

  • I've heard many good things about this cleanse.

  • Im gonna try this shit but idk cuz my ass gets fukin hungry and i love pizza lol.

  • wait your transgendered???? i didn't even notice!!! you really do look like a girl!!!! wow!!!! i was looking at your tags and wow!!!! i'm doing the master cleanse!!

  • grossss. I am sticking to waffles.

  • Chalotte...why?!

  • sounds hard but i kindof want to do it. btw, did not know you were transexual till i saw the comments! you are a beautiful woman.

  • You sound like you didn't read the book!

    The ABSOLUTE 1st step is to read the whole book!!! you will get aTON of insight!

    (just some inf

  • so i'd really like to know where you got that shirt...

  • @chill3mm type liamshow in google.  It's in the website's store.

  • i detect "undercover hipster" !!!

  • your "betchy" because were supposed to eat "food" ! It makes all of us crazy to severly restrict "food"..the food subject in general is absolutely psycho! If you don't know this or this pisses you off...you're "one of them" !!!!! ahhhh ahhhhh.. relax people !! EAT ! food is to eat ! you'll only want more and do worse when you derprive yourself ...STOP !!!! eat good foods...dont eat for entertainment... use your HEAD ! think !

  • " you're" betchy...

  • Ah, you're such a doll! <3

  • gibby660, your a fucking loser/stuped/lo life/retarded-didnt u no cocanie fuckes up your body

    i no because i tried it and i have to say dont do that people your killing yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • haahahaha

  • shut the fuck up loser/gay guy/ dont have a life!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • why dont u do the yogurt diet. my Dr. recomend for me to loose 10lbs. in a month. he said to do it for 2 days every other week and it works. you cant eat anything but yogurt, water, herbel tea, skin milk, rice water or Horchata yes he said horchata no sugger. try it it works.

  • this cleanse is awesome!!! I've been doing it for about 7 years now, maybe about 3 times a year. The first 3 days are very very hard! but after that it' gets real easy. The cravings go away and you start to feel good, your body feels really light and if you do cheat, you feel the difference and don't want to cheat again! A cleanse is a must on a regular basis...after a 10 day cleanse you just feel sooo good!

  • hello today is my first time on the master diet! can i run or excersie

  • Okay like during winter recess I want to try the master cleanse but I have two questions 1. When I drink the laxative tea can I add sugar and lemon juice? 2. Where can I purchase the laxative tea? Thanks

  • no you can't drink sugar or lemon juice with the tea. the whole point of the master cleanse is to detox and sugar is one of the more worse things you can put in your body. i think you can get a lax tea at any whole foods, i actually got mine from just a regular super market though...

  • @iiANCE343 no cannot add sugar on the tea. and ther'e diffirent varieties of lax tea. the easier to find are Zendo dieters tea. u can buy it in any grocery store or super market. i personaly used senna leaves which is the same ingreadent in Zendo tea. u can buy senna leaves for a dollar in vons, pavilions,johns and it will last u for a week =] good luck

  • nice shirt! i have the deck one

  • cayenne pepper is disgusting

  • How long are you suppose to do the cleanse

  • 1O days min... 4O days max.

    :D

  • hahaah!! i love the FUN FUN part. i did that when i made it..put too much cheyenne pepper in it..& it was NASTY& spicy! i only made it one day..i know..pathetic! i wana retry it though. soon.

  • What I do is pour 8oz at a time to drink and put a pinch of the cayenne in there when I'm about to actually consume it. If you let cayenne pepper just sit in there it's going to make the whole thing *HOT* lol

  • So did you stick to it? I am going to go on it next week and wanted to know more about it! Did it even work?

  • you could use liquid cayenne pepper.

  • Meoww.

  • I was planning on going to the raw food diet after my cleanse too . I bought the raw food detox diet book . We will see if this is one of those life changing moments or just an idea .

  • What you can do is take the K-pepper all at once and get it over with. This helps with the taste! Trust me it works.

  • haha i put too much cayenne pep on my first day too and nearly barfed! then i got a nast urinary tract infection flare up the same day, so quit the clese and had to take antibiotics for 7 days :(

  • How often do you poop every day?

    like how many hours apart are your restroom breaks? haha

  • You need to try veg for a four or five months. I did and lost 20 punds in four months. I dont crave all the nast shit and eat alot better. You can still have the chesse and fake meat. You allow your body to cleanse without starving yourself.

  • oh my gosh haha im on day one of the cleanse too :) i know how you feel !

  • have to say i disagree on the whole raw thing, don't know if i could survive a cold day without hot food ;)

  • jejeje you are so cuTeee!!!! =)....jeje Tacos, nachos jeje =**

  • instead of the sea salt can you just do tea!?!?

  • she is so cute

  • thanks!

  • your point...?

    She/He looks good. Thats alll that matters

  • thanks :)

  • Why maple syrup?

  • You're really pretty :)

  • Raw is a lot easier than the master cleanse.

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  • are you allowed to smoke weed on this?

  • forsho but then u get the munchies, do blow its an appetite supressent lol

  • your not suppsost to put that much cian in

  • ki anne?

  • Your so funy lol

  • can you please tell me what do u need to make the Master cleanse and where can u get it and how to make it plzzz

  • u can get the book at Whole Foods store. it's best when u read n understand it first so it can be a great success...I did it 3 times last yr. n on day 2 today...I'm really feeling it...good luck n don't give up! u can do it...

  • i dont think we have whole foods in san francisco

  • You have got to be fucking kidding.

  • i like how you said that hahaah u got me laughing i never hear of whole foods so i though that it was a store that u can not really find but i found one so dont trip

  • Alright, glad I could make you laugh. Sorry if I came off like an asshole, I just thought your comment was funny.

  • koo them

  • Well Master Cleanse isn't that bad, i tried it but its not that hard, you actually don't get thaaaaaaaattt hungry, its more of a game on your mind, especially if you eat constantly its more of a bad habit. XP

  • You should use a straw (lemon juice = tooth enamel loss)

  • Well, did you complete it or what?

  • You are so pretty :)

  • I love your lips....you're HOT!

  • Dear Charlotte,

    I'm glad you're over that foolishness.

    We can be friends now.

    Heart,

    TenderShepard

  • lol ur funny "tommorow is my cheese fries day" LMAO

  • Charlotte - sorry for my arriving late to the game, as far as your vids go. Are you transitioning from female to male? I ask because you're a pretty woman in these vids (for whatever that's worth). ;)

  • I am transitioning from male to female.

  • Well, you're off to a great start!!! Best of luck on your journey. :)

  • Great video! You're a crack up ;)

  • having no meat can be damaging to your fat cells. I would suggest eating fish with leamon and put some earbs on it. Thats what I'm doing. Plus vegatibles.

  • I did the MC for 27 days. It is the hardest thing I have EVER done in my life. I am now doing an apple juice fast. Raw is waaaay easier!!! :) Good luck!

  • Well I am so confused when it comes ti a raw diet as its such a new concept to me and I am trying to keep costs down. We shall see.

  • Keep up the good work!!!! I find the apple juice fast 100 times easier than the MC. But start where ever u feel comfortable. One thing I do is not watch tv. It drives me nuts with all the food commercials, I even had a dream I was eating pizza when I was on the MC. I love pizza - lol. Keep at it :)

  • Ugh! I know exactly how you feel Char. I've been going for the whole healthify yourself sort of weirdness lately. I've been all hyped up with it but with the cleansing and the dieting and nearly inevitable irritation/mood swings it's been nothing short of a nightmare so far. I'm just hoping the results are worth the "effort" aka torture. I wish you the best with this and everything else you decide to try love! Kisses to you! Take care.

  • just put less pepper. put the fluid one. heard is less spicer.

  • what I do is: I got my delicious lemonade but, BUT, I eat the teaspoon of cayenne pepper separate, with a little glass of water, so I dont have to go through the whole disgusting torture of feeling it during the whole day, if I mix it with the lemonade.

  • I just started this today and I'm going out of my mind. I have 2 kids here and I'm irritable as hell. Just out of fairness to them I think I need a burger.

  • You are so telling the truth!!! I felt the same way and craved the same food items and i became a vegan before starting the MC. Thanks so much for the laugh. You are so funny :)

  • master cleanse is a con. Go eat and have fun! Buffalo wings are amazing...

  • Lemme borrow that top...

    HA! Good Job on the MC diet!

    ~K

  • lol today was my 1st day but its not my 1st time doing the master cleanse and umm my parents pressured me to eat. i got to like 9:00 pm and then i ended up giving up lol. but tomorrow am going to seriously do it!!

  • a good thing to flush the toxins out of your body is cucumber. toss some into a salad to add extra crunch

  • a good thing to flush toxins out of your body is YOUR KIDNEYS AND LIVER. TRY IT.

  • The Master Cleanser

  • Don't really see the point in starving yourself. I just work out. But the master cleanse is...liberating, it's like cleaning your pipes and it all just comes out.

  • everything sounds good when you can't have it. lol

  • I just finished my nutrition courses and I dearly advice not to do this. For people without medical conditions follow a diet of around 15 E% protein, 30 E% fat and 55 E% carbohydrates. Vary your food as much as possible to ensure you get all essential vitamins and nutrients.

    Those cleanses can be very dangerous, because they lack vitamins, minerals and energy.

  • When your body lacks energy you will begin to deconstruct proteins primarily in the muscles. This process results in chetonic acids which makes your blood-pH drop. Now this means that you loose muscle, you risk vitamin deficiency symptoms, your enzymes will not function optimally and your blood-glucose drops. This may very well lead to serious conditions. And there are other effect as well.

    Worst of all there is no scientific evidence of positive consequences.

  • I bought the stuff and was about to begin tomorrow, however I didnt find that organic maple thingy ... Wish me good luck cuz I give up easily

  • Give it and yourself a chance. You will learn to know the difference between cravings and actual hunger. Just because you see, smell, or think of nachos doesn't mean that you are hungry. If you pay attention you can tell the difference. I am on my second cleanse. My body knows when I have overdone the sweets and fast food and need to give it a rest. While your at it, try Eckhart Tolle's A New Earth, Awakening to your Life's Purpose. You might discover why you bitch so much or like it.

  • Oh guy... I keep going from vegan to raw food (never last more than 3 days and even bought a dehydrator) and back to lacto/ovo vegetarian and wonder why I ever gave up cappuccinos and chocolate croissants until I start feeling guilty about eating animal products again... It's a cycle that drives my friends insane. But most of what I do tends to have that effect, anyway.

  • I've done this before, but with a weird Chinese herbal cat whisker tea and sea salt. I tried it a month after I became vegetarian too, so imagine how insane I went. I love french fries... god I love them. But I don't eat fried food anymore. I went from 200 pounds to about 160 pounds in 2 months. And yes, I sympathize with you completely. And btw, not related, but you have a very soothing voice.

  • Thanks :)

  • do you HAVE to do the laxative tea??? can you just do the salt water??

  • If you just do the salt water flush, its not going to have the same effect.

  • no, i meant do you HAVE to take the laxative tea....i meen like could i just do the salt water in the morning

  • Well it's part of the cleanse.

  • You dont HAVE to do the tea. Some people's stomachs cant handle the tea (mine being one of them). It says in the book that you can do the salt water flush twice in place of the tea.

  • Yep and some people can't do the flush because it makes them vomit. It's all individual methinks.

  • thanks!!

  • Yeah i'd rather do the salt water flush twice.. The laxative tea is gross S:

  • lol, I put too much cayenne in the first day and I had the same face going on. :P Are you still doing it?

  • I stopped after 4 days bcause I was so weak feeling

  • jajajajajaaj ME TOO!

  • if i dressed up as a woman i would be hotttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­tttttttttttttttttttttt..but mom would be v dissapointed.lol

  • you so totally rock i wish i was as beautiful and confident as you!!!

  • Most people underestimate how they will look.

  • hahaha i love the shirt!

  • lol, you're wearing the Kelly shirt.

    Anyway, all around good video. Keep it up :)

  • Holy crap! You sound just like me when I get cravings = p. But Alas I will be doing the cleanse like you here soon. Hope that you did finish. ;-)

    Michelle

  • okay with the grade b maple syrup..

    how do i know if its grade b? i bought some presidents choice 100% maple syrup ...haha i just dont know why it has to be grade b..what happens if i use the wrong maple syrup? I really want to start with this cleanse but im afraid the maple syrup is wrong. thanks!

  • Grade B is in the health food section. Normal Maple Syrup is processed and has added sugar so it's not the same.

  • oh alright.

    i went to the grocery store again but still theres no grade b! arrg.

    just wondering if you know if i can use like less organic maple syrup possibly?

    or would it not work?

  • Ribs.

  • haha! omg It's so easy to od on that damn cayenne pepper! I tried the cleanse about three months ago and I was so determined to go for the full ten days but i ended up quiting the very next day. the taste was just too unbearable and i was surrounded by tempting delicious foods... yes, i am a wimp :( but i am going to start over in mid june.. good luck!... and no buffalo wings :)

  • I am on day 3 so far and its going alright. As long as I stay away from awesome food I am fine lol.

  • I like any girl who is a beautiful person. Someone so special that I am content laying with them and staring into her eyes or watching her sleep :)

  • lol :) ok, ummmm can i see your smexy legs, then? ^^

    how tall are u anyway, I'm 5'10 1/2?

  • Haha noooo! I am 6ft 1

  • I am badass lol jk.

  • I hate my tat so noooo lol. Also the Master Cleanse is not that bad unless I have food in front of me.

  • I like the kelly tee, too... B

  • "I don't like men." ~Charlotte

    Mmmm, so you say... ;) But if you're really one of us (a Sister of the Inclination), shouldn't you still have a gag reflex?

    Just teasing! ^^ ~please don't ever fall to the dark side~

    But seriously, how are you NOT vomiting? 0_0

    Char, I tried the Master Cleanse before. So I KNOW... '-_-' Its horrifically gross.

  • 10 days without food? Are you nuts?

  • People have been doing cleanses and fasts for thousands of years. When you constantly put bad food in your body your livr can't handle anymore so it puts the toxins in your fat cells so that it can clean them out later. Well if you keep putting crap in your body keeps building toxins. This gives it a break to flush out all of the bad crap.

  • Well I'm a Muslim and once every year for thirty days during the holy month of Ramadan, Muslims must fast from dawn to dusk...and that is what I do. It's REALLY tough at first not because you miss eating but because you have the painful realization that you've been getting all your energy from junk foods, that you've developed binging and that you've become quite dependent on really unhealthy eating habits.

  • Shit I removed your comment! WOW 30 days in a row? Thats amazing! I am hoping I make it 10 but ideally I wanted to go at least 2 or 3 weeks.

  • LOL TEASE!

  • Hahaha! That sounds SOOOO GOOOD!

  • I don't like men.

  • I am sure you can survive for ten days but that stuff does look disgusting.

  • It is lol.

  • I've heard of the master cleanse thing. Master cleanse = nasty. But good luck with it. You're a stronger woman than myself if you can keep up with it.

  • OK everyone...no more diet advice or I am shutting the comment section down.

  • Thanks hun! Just watch out for everyone and their mother giving you unsolicited diet advice. It gets annoying.

  • omg nachos and cheeese!!! I <3!!! haha Best of luck doing this, hun!! You have infinitely more self control than me, lol.

    <3's

    Merc

  • Heya Charlotte!

    Bit of advice: ditch the master cleanse diet. Diets like that aren't all that great for you health wise. If you want to loose weight, try a low carb diet. I'm on the "Dr Tim's Success" diet at the moment and I've lost about 17 kilograms in about 3 months. google it if you want. I've had next to no cravings what so ever and I'm still eating a reasonable amount. Difference is that its of the right foods at the right time.

    *hugs!*

    Laura.

  • It is a 10 day cleanse and I wonder where you get this "its nor good for you" thing from. The countries in the world that live the longest also fast the most.

  • OMG I'm so hungry right now. I think i'll have some chicken wings and after that...carne asada tacos...hmmmm then later on ill have sushi what do u think i should have for dessert? Probably a slice of STFU lol. Seriously tho good luck with that I couldn't hack it, n i prob need to do it too.

  • YOU ARE SO MEAN!!!!

  • Lol I am mean?

  • No , noooo...there is a comment someone wrote describing delicious and juicy food...and that is what I call mean!

    Ok, this is my third day and I do hate the cayenne pepper inside the lemo so, I just drunk it separately. And, I am bitching and complaining around too!

  • Yeah lol it took me awhile before I could loo at lemonade the same way again :)

  • Oh my God, I´ve felt better today. I am not missing the food so much...I mean...I have not felt hungry at all...Well, the worst part is when you tell people you are on a master cleanse program and THEY DO EAT AND TASTE AND MAKE GESTURES IN FRONT OF YOU, which happened twice today. I first felt like taking them food and running away but then...two little spoons of self-control and those thoughts were gone. It is my fourth day. Cayenne pepper sucks!

  • by the way, sorry for my english..it is really BAD!

  • Good luck! With ingredients like that, I couldn't drink it.

  • hellooooooooooooo charlote, i really dont get the point of that but i love tha face you do when your drinking it so bye bye take care xoxoxoxox

  • Raw isnt that bad there's this cafe in L.A. thats all raw and it was good. lol I did the master cleanse for a day then I said fuck it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I hope the cleansing works for you Charlotte. Sometimes its the worst tasting things that make us feel better later on in life. We just have to hold our noses through the process. Good luck. :)

  • lmao

  • My gastroenterologist said these master cleanse things are b.s. and to stay away from them. I encourage you to eat normally and watch your diet within reason. You've got much vertical room to play with.

    :-)

  • I don't really follow professionals advice as they are taught to be biased in school. I know many people who have done the cleanse and they all have certainly improved not only their overall health but eating habits as well.

  • Wouldn't it be better if you just started off with steamed vegetables, a little sea salt and spring water, and then gradually added, stir-fry sauce, water chestnuts, chimichangas, buffalo-wings, White Castle hamburgers, chili, animal fat and alcohol? It works for me. Seriously, though, Charlotte... good luck, but don't hurt yourself!

    Hugs,

  • I was going to say indulge woman....indulge. But it takes willpower to keep doing that and avoiding the yummy delicious buffalo wings....and tasty, crunchy, mouth watering tacos. Hope you stick with it.

  • i like your "kelly" shirt, charlotte. also, kudos to your desire to be healthier. ive been trying to go vegetarian for a few weeks and i'm already having trouble. god i hate garbonzo beans.

  • Hahaa. Good luck with that.

    I wouldn't last a day. I love food too much.

  • It's a shame. Gardenburger just discontinued their Buffalo wings. I know it's not raw but it's healthier then actual Buffalo wings.

  • this type of cleansing has to be done with ease. after, don't go raw. by going raw, you lose essential vitamins and minerals. if you go raw, supplement with v-12. it is essential, and usually you get it from meat. do a little research and maybe go vegitarian or just eat more healtier. little meals throughout the day is more vital that the regular three meals. fluctuation to your diet can hurt your body, just research, that's all.

  • I've done the cleanse and will do it again; workout while you cleanse; it helps; do cardio or walk it helps!!

  • I just drink green tea every day, and eat a veg sub and bake chips for my meal. I use to think that SUCK, But after seeing what you are putting your self through I feel guilty. I really really really want some cheesy puffs right now.

    Hey does eating a veg sub mean going raw or is this just called rabbit food on a bun?

  • Bread is processed so no bread.

  • omg girl those raw diets are great but ya I havent got myself trying it though. I have 3 kids and shit its hard with them but ya its so healthy. Good luck but just remember its good for you and your gonna feel fabulous after the fact lol you said im not gonna make a big production of it haha noshit your not gonna go guru in that huh. I hope you can stick to it you might be a good influence of us! All that kinds of food are expensive to though with all the fruits and veggies. Ok see ya later!~

  • I've been considering doing this. Not sure. Either way... I love your shirt!

  • Do it! Talking to people and reading about it really amazes me.