Grammar Nazis

[ST4leave]

@ausdude77 Crap all right all right I got you then you got me when I got you, call it a tie. Speaking of tie how do Germans tie their shoes? ......In little Nazi's

[merangkillbots]

NEIN!!!!!!!!

[ultrazeen380]

GRAMMAR NAZI'S!! GOD!!!!

[thisis26]

Gahahah! That was great! XD

[ffxfayth]

What...the...hell....

[wildfire28382]

if history was like this it would have been more interesting

[bighandXXll]

WTF LMAO I knew that run on sentence was coming 

[PreetBeats]

This is going to be the reason i score a 2400 on the SATs

[kenpachicreekmore]

I'm sick of holocaust jokes Anne Frankly there not THAT funny

[Kevenumous]

@kenpachicreekmore the're*

On a grammar Nazi video? Really?

[Kevenumous]

@Kevenumous shit, they're*

[diego147ify]

@st4leave *off not of

[Vladimire171]

i told my junior english teacher to watch this today at school and she decided to let us all watch it in class, she loved it and laughed through this video haha, it made her day :)

[nousername550]

these nazi jokes are annoying like arrow to knee jokes

[J4CKL3R]

lol inglourious basterds FTW

[spartan4126]

dude turn on captions and transcribe audio and it's even funnier

[get1modernwarfare2]

My Jewish English teacher is the biggest grammar Nazi }{-D

[shnaazy]

jerk nazi is 100 times better

[spartan4126]

I used to be a grammar Nazi, but then I took an arrow to the knee anne frankly it were great.

[mclovin0071]

i did nazi that coming

[TheRogueMonk]

ther ehavent been any jeuuuus.... jeuuuus... its like he is talking about jjuice...

there havent been any juice in our village..

do you have juice? no we dont ... we dont have any juice...

are you sure you dont have any juice... ?

[10000Sam00001]

He looks so much like Simon from misfits at 1:45...

[TheGString123]

lmfao howz funnzy

[MrRocknAlternative]

i thought it was funny, and i don't see how it would be offensive to germans or jews. i'm personally a little offended because i'm a bit of a grammar nazi, but we were never graded down for it as long as we improved, so that's just the way i see it when i do it.

[TheRogueMonk]

@MrRocknAlternative dont worry .. pretend he said juice just like idid... do you have any juice? .. do you have any juice in the village? no we only got milk

[MrRocknAlternative]

@TheRogueMonk maybe you have a point...

[lXlNismo11lXl]

in playlist The Greatest CollegeHumor Videos of All Time... OF ALL TIME!

[zocom009]

lol

[mihanich]

the acting is amazing

[Xenos369]

So this is why Hitler Killed himself

[HIvanH91]

Imagine if Inglorious Bastards actually ended with the Nazi shooting himself like that

[blackfire053]

anyone else think he looks like paul mccartney?

[anyonethiscouldbe]

aaaaahhhhhh

[ledfarmer100]

Anyone else think the french man looked like Mac Miller?

[xxmannylee1992xx]

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12

Can you find the mitsake?

[Arantre20]

@xxmannylee1992xx Mistake*

[JudyWonn]

You made the set look really good. Great job you guys. Did Nazi that coming.

[Altair0115]

Heil grammar!

[Blackichan2k10]

hahahahahaha this is a parody of the opening scene from "Inglorious Bastards" and the Nazi guy talks just like the guy from the movie except in english lolololol

[kize127]

fuck exams, i watch collegehumor

[gtaresidentflip]

wow you people can learn a lot of grammar form this video :p

[beastkilla21939]

I did Nazi that coming Anne Frankly Jew should cut it out

[Arkayify]

@beastkilla21939 UR QUITE HITLARIOUS

[XDAVILAXP]

@beastkilla21939 LOLocaust!

[iamBeanyMan]

Why are they speaking English?

[PurpleRabitHD]

@iamBeanyMan havent u ever seen inglorious bastards?

[ddioppp]

@iamBeanyMan maybe because americans speak english and not german and/or french? retard

[MattGiannotti]

this is a lolocaust

[mloebl10]

These Nazi jokes are offensive anne frankly they need to stop

[nousername550]

these nazi jokes are beginning to be annoying like arrow in the knee jokes......

[TheXXxOblivion]

@nousername550 I use to complain like you, but then I took an arrow to the throat. Anne Frankly, it has left my voice sounding like Stephen Hawking.

[reeceboy1000]

My grandfather also died in the holocaust, some tit fell of a guard tower onto him and crushed him.

[PurpleRabitHD]

@reeceboy1000 a tit fell?

[rares120]

o:oo



[partyman147]

9/11.

...

...

Shit, wrong video.

[ST4leave]

My grandfather died in the HOLOCAUST, he fell of a GUARD tower .

[FrostyLedeni]

@ST4leave lol what a noob

[ReeseHulbert]

@ST4leave Correction: *off.

[JCkido0o]

@ST4leave My grandfather dies in the holocaust by getting hit in the head after someone falling on him.

[Jhosk95]

@JCkido0o Died*

[ST4leave]

@JCkido0o “My grandfather dies in the holocaust” did you not learn anything from this video; you should of you used pass tense of die to died, not dies. Silly goose

[ausdude77]

@ST4leave *Past tense

[ausdude77]

@JCkido0o *by *fell

[HolyRamenStrings]

I've seen the movie



[sykregen784]

I find jew jokes offensive anne frankly I don't find them funny

[TheCheaterFilms]

@sykregen784 overused.

[weneedtodosomething]

@sykregen784 cunt

[hydrollama]

@weneedtodosomething lol dumbass you dont get it

[weneedtodosomething]

@hydrollama I get it but i find it offensive.... and any1 making jokes about a girl that died the way she did is sick

you sir are a cunt for even defending it

[TheRogueMonk]

@weneedtodosomething dont worry .. pretend he said juice just like idid... do you have any juice? .. do you have any juice in the village? no we only got milk

[sykregen784]

@weneedtodosomething Thanks a lot :)

[liamrocksmysockstm]

@sykregen784 you expected no jew jokes when you clicked this?

[hydrollama]

@liamrocksmysockstm derp means retard

[Z6U6Z6U]

@liamrocksmysockstm seriously? you didn't get the joke?

[sykregen784]

@liamrocksmysockstm Apparently you didn't understand my comment, read it again

[poop333x2]

@sykregen784 >:( jew disgust me XD

[sniksder21]

@sykregen784 anne frank refrence

[sykregen784]

@sniksder21 You're fast...

[Platinum400]

@sykregen784 That's such an offensive comment and it's also one of the best comments I've ever read.

[passdoutcouchpotatos]

@sykregen784 Well i have to say i did Nazi that one coming..

[evildude18]

@passdoutcouchpotatos hahahaaa

[sassy741321]

@sykregen784 yea those are kinda out off mein kempfort zone :)

[SlashKidGuitar]

@sykregen784 I did nazi that coming.

[tvap1122]

@sykregen784 I did Nazi that coming!

[CosmicSpoons]

@sykregen784 Don't be such a schmolz...

[Famren1]

@sykregen784 LOL

[nousername550]

@sykregen784 then why are you making them?

[cmcdermott85]

@nousername550 ur stupid

[nousername550]

@cmcdermott85 fuck off you stupid cunt

[lax5694]

A lolocaust, this video is.

[MrGaddafikiller]

2,152 jews

[hellishheavin101]

@MrGaddafikiller Actually 2152 Nazi's 

[The01True20Gamer16]

@hellishheavin101 Actually 2,155 Nazi's

[hellishheavin101]

@MrGaddafikiller Oops i mean Nazis*

[MrsEvilCupcakesInc]

@Jed0fSpades Thank you, I didn't know that =]

[TheDubandTrance]

I watch this to pass my English test.

[Kragdude]

@TheDubandTrance Either, i Watched this to pass my English test.

Or

I will watch this and pass my English test.

[BlackReaper1006]

Are they saying juice or jews

i dont get it

[uvlajzakonje]

@BlackReaper1006 jews for fuck's sake

[aarroweuceda]

I prefer to have anal sex with a troll over a grammer nazi.

Let's see if you grammer nazis can troll on that...OBAMA!

[VoLCoMzYaDiGG]

I want a Nazi Cap pretty badly...

[sparkplug405]

The title of the movie is actually spelled Inglourious Basterds.

[er1c95]

This video fails, as it missed the if-then rule.

[orca183]

im thinkin tht gremmer nazis are stupidd everybdy knows gremmer

[Uaxis]

I'm learning Russian on busuu - since I'm just beginning, I think I need this SS fellow to stand over me. :S

[bowsaybaybay]

I saw this video before Anne Frankly I liked it

[MrsEvilCupcakesInc]

@picassopainter2 Inglorious Bastards must BE capitalized if it is a title. Just saying ;)

[Jed0fSpades]

@MrsEvilCupcakesInc And if you are referring to the title of something you must spell it as the people who named the film spelled it. For example: Inglourious Bastards

[acapellagirl24]

@Jed0fSpades You mean Inglourious Basterds.

[gangstersteve1993]

@acapellagirl24 I love watching the movie :D

[Jed0fSpades]

@acapellagirl24 Nope!

The film was originally called Inglourious Bastards but it was forcibly changed for advertisement's sake. You couldn't go around swearing on bus stops with children about. No siree.

[rallo42]

This is the exact scene in inglorious bastards

[Uaxis]

@rallo42 Thank you Ted, that was the joke.

[Bluesbreaker2010]

I want that uniform.....

[esplanade25]

@muffin8or Should also mention that they spell it inglourious

[MThe3]

Thank you collegehumor for the free English lesson ;)

[oo7squid]

A hanging participle is where there is a verb but no person. Like "hiding under....." instead of "you are hiding......"

[NO1WARCHILD]

"misouir lapitit......" it sounds so cool

[octivenote]

Some one give Josh a fuckin oscar already!

[jojoinhere]

this is not Reich!

[Uaxis]

@jojoinhere Reich is around that way. For if you observe the reich, then the reich can be rectified. Co-ordination, my friend.

[Protege385]

Well done

[TheLilnikolai]

This is you in 1944

(Representation)

[deadman00]

nice pardoy of inglorious bastards.

[muffin8or]

@deadman00

Well done. And it's basterds

[deadman00]

thanks. dont be a spelling nazi. j/k.

[darkherodude]

he looks stoned lol

[dinkydamn]

I did natzi this comming.

[lilkid88]

And this is why these guys were assholes

[ZerkosXD]

@lilkid88 You started a sentence with 'and'.

[FortificationCity]

Wow, best English listen ever!

:P Do you get it?

[DrawingForMe]

I like Bami doe you like Nazi?

[DrawingForMe]

Anne Frank was yesterday in Mein Kampfort Zone

*blink*

[maioctagonapusblah]

The Nazi jokes. They are getting reichdiculous.

[TheLivirus]

@maioctagonapusblah "The Nazi jokes. They are getting reichdiculous"

Whether the Nazi jokes are getting reichdiculous or just Hitlerious is an arbeitrary matter, but Jew should SS every joke separately.

[xXNiTr0xKiNgXx]

@maioctagonapusblah Ha! I did nazi that coming!

[berserker20008]

What's a dangling participant !!

[iNFamousAAC]

@berserker20008 Dangling Participle.

[pjayhahaha]

ooh i remember these scene . its from inglorious bestard .

[picassopainter2]

@pjayhahaha Capitalize I.

This scene, not these. These is plural.

It's is a contraction of it and is. So it must use an apostrophe.

You don't put a space between the last letter and the period.

Inglorious Basterds must capitalized as a title.

Heil!

[jonnavdpas]

.......Me on an average day. Yup, I'm sorry guys, but I take my grammar seriously. ಠ_ಠ

[millwardthought]

"I" before "E" except after "Heil Hitler".

[javier2204]

I had no choice but to forward this to my College English teacher

[DarkxLightness]

Inglorious bastards

[G0ldkloud]

I don't like the German jokes. I can Nazi why they are popular

[RiKoOIBG98]

I'm Jewish and I approve this .

[BadassYNC]

Germans like to kill jews, because they are stealing money from the poor.Typical jew behavior

[supervegito2277]

for some reason i think david hewlett when i see that guy.... and hes character in stargate atlantis is constantly reprimended for his prnounciation of zpm....

zed pee em....

however thats how i pronounce it too... still i find that funny.

[chok2345]

hahah this is hilarious, and 2 of the most deserving top comments ive seen

[Zeemis]

I wanted to show my college and even high school teachers this; however, I don't think they'd find this as funny as I did.

[SCE2AUX]

He did seem to take his grammar seriously.

[pufixas]

I like juice

[RedTarget1000]

Jew jokes are just like 9-11 jokes, there just plane wrong.

[lxLestatxl]

@RedTarget1000 This is a parody of a scene from inglorious basterds.

[RedTarget1000]

@lxLestatxl Plane wrong? Get it? PLANE wrong?

[slapnuts662]

2:03

[Fragneads]

Am I the only one that thinks Josh plays a really convincing Nazi?????

[Armadyl900]

A hanging participant..........

[lilmatt721]

@Armadyl900 participle

[Xodiaqq]

@vangaurd921 Use proper capitalization and punctuation please. Just because we're on the internet does not mean we can be illiterate.

[thevideo112]

Thats a lie! Did you nazi those orange and apple jews? Anne frankly, mein kompfy chair is a stool :P

[7eUAn7]

ANNE TO BE FRANK, i find this hilarious.

[fezanatior]

he sounds like my ELA teacher

[jucehero]

i thought it was pretty funny

[onnetwothreefour]

Another nazi joke and i am going to be Führious.

[Uaxis]

@onnetwothreefour Ashliemen heifen von lyfin cryfin iiiiiii!!!!

[MrBoomable]

this is so epic

[vangaurd921]

not really just woundnt like me

[vangaurd921]

if i had a friend like this i would kill him i hate grammer nazis