How to Jumpstart a Dead Battery

[corvetteboy10]

I have jump started many many cars..... You can put positive to positive.... negative to negative... none of this BS of putting it to the engine. It will work every time. Morons.

[glazealotabrass420]

step 1

connect positive to battery

step 2

connect negative to your dick

[09feb1992]

Connect the black cable to the engine? I would just put it on the negatives of the battery.

[jamierocks42]

@09feb1992 it doesnt really matter what you do putting it on metal or the negative battery part i suppose the metal is spose to make it safer even though the odds of the battery going boom is not really significant

[Zzub7]

@09feb1992 the reason they say engine block is because the smarks from it connecting/disconnecting can make your battery explode..

[chincoong]

Jump and BOOOM

[piratesonline1]

thanks but my dad turned the engines on before he attatched the jumpstarts

[V6Explorer]

The guy in the Jeep should have just push started it. Would have been a lot easier and a lot quicker...unless the battery was completely dead

[GRYonDMX]

THANKS!

[angielove1]

Thank you!!!