Man attempts suicide with a sword and steering wheel.

[Hitsuguyatoshiro24]

first time watching anything from this guy... funny stuff man funny stuff.

[josephobot1999]

sooo... that guy tied up a sword to a steering wheel then drowe troughth the houe the fucking stripper is eating mashed potatoes

[aizeemifridgerunnnin]

suicide: join army, get explosives, ???, profit.

[elevatorbreakdance1]

i love ur scully... it makes me smile everytime i see it. thank you, bigwhiteseth, thank you

[duhkid2009]

Well the guy was like u know what in Going to drive into a brick wall and impale myself with this sword........ And god was like no your not LMAO

[AsKaGangsta]

Lol cool vid!

[gregzyw123]

I enjoyed this video. Thankyou

[sirbestnameever]

OMFG how stupid can one person be, if you own a car all you have to do is get a hose pipe stick it in the exults and were fucking done

[TheYoungCuh]

Wiley Coyote For The WIN!!!!

[GormTheDanishViking]

Yoooooo!

[fisherman721]

Alot like fluffee talks, still good tho.

[atascosaviveclara]

ur a pussy

[milonopuff]

Im honestly suprised the guy didn't sue the people who made the sword.

[glados360]

i attempted suicide with a dildo and a gas can

[Dracorex999]

@glados360 actually I love to see a how to video on that

[EmiNeMLeGemdAry]

ur fucking hallrious im creasing 

[burningboy017]

"they make a book called suicide for dummies right?" this guy should become a comedian he's perfect for it!

[nodogyougay48]

The fuck?? is that Phat Matt?

[Masurao519]

@nodogyougay48 how the fuck do you know fat matt

[nodogyougay48]

@Masurao519 Talking about Fatt Matt that lives in SD?

[Aldenbianconi]

stabyniss

[okishama1]

stabbiness



[okishama1]

sooo fuckin funny man keep it going

[DiamantesDystopia]

you are hilarious <3

[okishama1]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE SUICIDE DUDE!!!!????

[62beatles69]

dude ur fuckin amazing

[JigglyPuff569]

i could imagine a guy committing suicide by shoving a sword through his head, but committing suicide by shoving a sword in your steering wheel and looking for a wall to hit your car on? WHAT THE HELL!? i just hate suicide to begin with.

[DejaBlue95]

This dude is funny

[DrummerDuuude]

Jesus fuck...him and FLuffeetalks got started at the same time 2 years ago...fuck...there both hilarious

[NicholasKreuz]

hahahahahaha

Swords and cars just DON'T MIX

EVER...

even for suicide attempts I guess :P

[MegaKo12]

crois tu qu il est mort pa moi

[ChruthPower]

would b crazier if the man failed at suicide because the knife stabed him where his cellphone was o.0 

[KamiwanMUFFINS]

HA! You use Garageband, that's epic, dude :D

[Bagdemagus333]

LOL holy cow i cant stop laughing

[skeletondeath]

Damn, this guy is just like flufeetalks...

[booteeny24]

Fuckin'A . . .funny as hel!

[garrobito007]

try to put it in your ass

[12eebok]

Dude that's fucking badass, if I ever decided to kill myself I'd do something fucking insane like this.

[megacaneo]

A SWORD?!

And he FAILS?!

[runedelavega]

LMAO the Darwin award comment still cracks me the fuck up.

[sarah6627]

lmao @ darwin award comment

[shawnmichaelzdx1]

that guy must like video games

[wpstick008]

love the intro music

[furubafan8]

I wonder what those people were thinking when they went in their backyard and saw a guy in their pool with a sword strapped to his steering wheel attempting to stab himself...they probably had a lot to write about in their blogs the next day.

[meggles94]

wtf tht dude is retarded if he rlly wanted to kill himself he woulda done it the easiest way possible idk maybe slit his throat i mean tht seems right to me am i wrong ???

[battleaxe903]

kind ov painfull but not worse that this

[lxlDrEaMzlxl]

@meggles94 - slit you throat..and you still have a 10% chance on living...shotgun to the face maybe lol

[scottiecheng7]

if the dude had a sword, and wanted to impale himself...i just thought of a pretty foolproof way to do that.

[ejsharp225]

dude the theme music is sweet

[FugeesTheScore]

haha what a dumbass

[FugeesTheScore]

good vid.

im gonna go play street fighter 2 now.

shoryuken!

[cougarfan1341]

your the only youtuber worth watching at length dude.

[LordBLB]

Subscribed.

This man thinks just like I do. Well done!

[wataupdoc]

ha ha ha ha a ha ha ha hha haha ha hah

[sunstorm298]

Denying him the right to a fuckin' Darwin award.

XD that's fucking rich.

[itpaystobeme]

it wasn't his time to go, But after he gets the bill for that house and pool I bet he wish he was

[YThursday]

was he wearing a seatbelt?

[forglegorktheork]

You need to do more Large Angry Man Rants.

[xSONxOFxCALIFAS]

lol

[magdalanxjunkie]

Yer funny. =] =]

[splendidconflictx3]

this made my day...true story

[overheater34]

industrial fan,gunpowder, fire, and shamwow towels

[despisedbiker]

a lighter a ketchup packet and a toothpick

[hbk01189]

a candle, a rope, a chainsaw, a bench, and tree

[eman00032]

I can see this guy on TV talking about how stupid peope are. Pretty good if I say so

[DOOMVSHALO]

lol some people will do the craziest things

[cgf56789az]

that was totally stupid!!!!!!!!

[lcagirl97]

i <3 this

[kfcfan20]

It was ok not the best

[theNBA2000]

I Love your vids BWS you are so fucking funny and I love your new theme song lol

[ForebodinglyLost]

I live near Roswell in Georgia XD

[thehotbanana2]

dude yur a pimp

[Warl0rd991]

i am happy i subscribed to=PP

[charlaie13]

''stabby-nes'' lmao xD

[udayansikdar]

Nice vid seth! I m glad i subscribed!

[Jiro2905]

dear god your funny as hell... this video made me subscribe... you rule man

[Shotgun751]

SHit dude you are hilarious

[Scortaber]

I wish i had a sword

[Killerclownmeat]

HAHA the idiocy of people surpasses that of the geniuses

[hammer326]

LOL the airbag went off somewhere betwene the house and pool and bent the sword in half denying him a darwin award.

[EdwardCullenzGurl]

That was so funny!

LOL I'm laughing and I orginally typed "that aas fo sunny!"

[shotta2545]

best vid i have seen all day! this shit is funny.

[doogrisa]

haha i grew up in Mesa,AZ.

[jerrettbeau12]

i like blue juice

[chickinfinger11]

well fuck you purple is beter

[bmxbroseph]

so its not an actual artist? its a pretty bad beat haha

[8DBleh]

i do like it 8D thx for mssging

[exleon123]

LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL­OL

[domino3201]

i like it was very funny i laghed then i showed my freinds and they laughed lols

[Zoogo3]

the attempted stabbyness... idk y but i laugh evry time at tat! lol!

[sxerDude]

dude no offence, but this sucks

[exleon123]

WELL DNT WATCH IT

[bmxbroseph]

whats the name of the song for the intro and outro?

[youtueplayer]

kill yourself in the most retarded way possible and fail at it

[JohnScarecrow]

Comment: Guess he can win the WannaBe Darwin award^^ Good vid!

Rate: 5*

And I'm already subscribet to yo channel!

[monkeyman180]

LOL...nice 1 dude :D

[OneClownShoe]

5/5 even though flufee already covered it.

But I have to tell ya, your vid was a bit better. Awesome stuff, Seth!

[KrisTeeAnn22]

lmao, i love it....so bad

[jpsguitarguy]

he should have just stabbed him self

[InnerDemons101]

no shot himself

[j7boy5555]

that reminds me of this time when this guy i knew tried to kill himself with 50 asprins and a bottle of vodka somehow he failed just like the swordicide guy

[pathofchaos1]

lol 50 asprins and vodka i bet his liver is torn up probably kidneys 2 funny video 5/5

[SamuraiPie8111]

epic win

[starforever12]

bahaha lmao

[DONUTskii]

i think fluffeetalks did this one.

[kriccistarr]

you should take this on the road your a comic genius

[yelly2tight]

u suck and u know me

[DudeJoshCrunk]

i want to know what you look like without a beany now...its this videos fualt idk why though

[spynonu]

look at his other vids hes got one where he doesnt have it on

[losmejoresnirvana]

theres like 1 video where he doesnt have one on

[spynonu]

seth has gotta be one of the funniest people I know on youtube, next to seth rogen hes one of my favorite funny fat guys to watch lol.

[PokemonPlatinumKid99]

seth IS the funniest!!! (p.s: dont say hes fat!!!)

[happyharborclub10]

Fuck u from happyharborclub10

[lemonhead323]

dude that was so stupid why should i suscibe to you

[RastabansPrincess]

Pure genius!!! <3 your videos!!!!

[freshlikemastercheif]

lol funny ass vids man

[mattxy8]

haha swordicide!

[killerjumbotony]

FAIL

[justinguy99]

leave your legacy in a pile of fucking goo

[LuLLers1309]

Nice hat :D..

Youve got a good point with youre video :)

[daltonvh22]

Dude Phail

[pyrofatcowpantballr]

my cup of tea

[hiphopapotomas]

this is hilarious

suicide FAIL!!!!

[mjfanforever3]

wow, really?

hahahaha.

i do feel sorry for you.

get a life, Michael is a better man than you can ever imagine being.

[cj4323]

wat r u talking about?

[gamefreak773]

?

?

[coolcris101]

lmao he made his kid whear mask and named him blanket ya he better

[InsaneAirplane]

ROFLMAO Nice thanks for the message btw -subscribes

[goofykid111]

lolz awesome video lolz that was hilorouse

[XXJarethXXJenningsXX]

haha

"Cell phones don't cause cancer, they just double your body armor. You guys had it all wrong."

[soldierfront03050]

lmao.

dude that was the worst attempt at suicide ever.

[Meepxrarr]

lol

[BlackAngel7339]

wow lol

[shusted11]

your the best seth

[iiCheezyWhiz]

"People at the end of their ropes" Was that a purposeful pun? lol

[Lorri124567]

wow.....x)

[AshleyLove26]

LMAO

Okay this is hilarious! xD

[Copper389]

Dammit another idiot trying to be a dare devil -.- good coverage of this dude

[roa414]

Awsome video. I rated five out of five. I noticed you have pretty good quality for a YouTube video. Nowadays, YouTube is giving the people with widescreen videos good quality, which is unfair. That's why I want to ask you this, what program do you use for editing your films? Windows Movie Maker? iMovie? Sony Vegas? Pinnacle Studio? Please reply and tell me, thanks!

[fireflame53]

i like the coyote part

[NIGHTSTARwarrior]

keep ranting

[IHateSoManyPeople]

love i. keep ranting.

[elocin779]

hahahaha...laughed so hard i peed...juss kidding...little bit...JAY KAYY!

[xxKoRndudexx]

omg soo phuny i loved the coyote part!

[StereotypeBlen]

ok thats kinda funny i might watch more

[Misuzu27]

hahah what a retard srsly!

[AxelStalker1220]

LOLZ. Swordicide=PHAIL!!!!!(It's so bad that I had to spell it with ph.) :O

[MelleB90]

Kill-yourself-in-the-most-reta­rded-way-possible-and-fail-at-­it-competition would be something I'd like to see.

Going to the hospital probably is not the dumbest thing he could do, with a gunshot wound. They'll help you, no matter what!

[BlankShadowz]

They WILL help you, but you'll get thrown in jail. A lot of SMART criminals would run to their 'hide-out' and patch themselves up; if they knew how, at least. But, then again, if you're going in to a store willingly to stab some guy, you should best probably expect to be stabbed, or at least another from of killing eachother.

Although, you are right about it not being the DUMBEST thing. He could go to a liquor store and try to drink the pain away. But why would he do that? Point proven?

[MelleB90]

Gunshot wounds are most often pretty serious injuries, no idea how bad it was in this case. Pretty impressive if you can properly take care of your own gunshot wound!

Robbing a store is stupid in the first place

[BlankShadowz]

Then why rob a store at all is the obvious question here. Thank God for elementary education.

[TheDjTyph]

Sharp objects fail today.

[UNITXMATT]

THAT is funny

[olas16k]

ROFLMAO!!!!

[banana837]

loved it!!! cant get enough of you!!! lol

[KandCroxx123]

lol funny haha!

[mattxy8]

lol my newest fav

[hellboyrocks3434]

kewl dude and lol

[seriouslywtf20]

haha, pretty funny

[xcrystallisx]

Haha 'stabbiness'

[onyx735]

u remind me of fluffeetalks

[MrOpoooooooooooooooo]

ohhh wow thats crazy

[crazydude41499]

sorry not really my kind of vid that i like

[1996flyguy1997]

blahblahblah DONT CARE!!!

[ziggityzaggity1]

idk

[bearsfanatic5423]

funny as hell

[lois0must0die]

this guy is fuckin awesome!!!!!

[parrotfish32]

awsome videos!!!!

[yaaah619619]

ur right i did like ur vids

[SiNgLeSeXy19]

i saw a guy yesterdayy at the beach digging a hole in the sand that was way above his head....at high tide. i was just like its not the wayy go man, there are children here!!!

[sidofan4]

i love the into song

[unavaliable2]

he was trying to die

like a true worrier, by

the blade lol what

happened to him afterword?

[cheerready2243]

hey yur pretty colll ha ha

[RRisMaHomeSlice]

roflmaolol

[darkwolf231]

coolio, i dont got enough time to see all ur vids rite now.. but i will later

[moseybonkaz]

Okay Angry Man this left me in tears (laughing).

[kkdl13]

ur sooo funny!!! I love ur humor,and advice to people who have suicidle thoughts!!! LOL!

[xflyingferretx]

xD My dad told me about this

[computercomedyguy]

like wily f*cking coyote,

[GIRLYize]

yeh ok

[TitaniumSeraph]

FAIL. rofl

[IzzySarru]

I think the moral was.....don't use your car as a flotation device in the neighbors pool? you might just suck at suicide?