Episode 25: The 6 Creepiest Videos Aimed At Children

[Perbear213]

la la la LA!!

[rikyboy345]

should i put in my mouth?

[andrewnonymous]

does anyone know what that creepy claymation thing with satan was??

[AmorePasta]

@andrewnonymous It was a banned tv show called The Adventures of Mark Twain I believe :0 i think this and few others are the only episodes.. All I remember is that this was the last epsode and then it was cancelled

[finalflameKorisky]

How bout Candle Cove. Candle Cove, anyone?

[AmorePasta]

The masked Satan didn't really frighten me since I have watched it so many times, but when the REAL Satan with a dagger appears I shit my pants horribly. I don't remember that scene. D;

[lydiarosechambers]

dont. put. it. in. your... MOUUUTH!!!

[TheMagmagoblin]

I saw the Mark Twain movie as a kid too, and the part I never forgot was "We can always make more some time..."

[RECpunky]

The Mark Twain thing freaked me the hell out as a kid...reminded me of my mom's mask collection...

[crocodlie228]

i saw the Mark Twain movie. Satan's lasts words changed my life and i saw it when i was 9. look up his last lines in the movie you will know what I,m talking about.

[batmanmotherfucker]

are you Phillip Rivers?

[Baby8Bri]

LMFAO!!!!!



[Jordon590]

I had no idea the Wiggles were also in puppet-form! I will never look at them the same again...

[raggsokkenmin]

Holy mother of good! I remember that show with satan. That was the freakiest program i ever watched as a kid.

[ScreamoZombieAssasin]

The Wiggles puppets.......*Cringes*

I watched this vid at midnight last night, and I skipped ahead to the puppets part, and I screamed and hid.

No, I usually don't freak out at those kinds of things, but that just was not right.

O.O

[93saintjimmy]

OMFG. What is the last show called??

[chocchipcookiegirl]

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD! Lmao! Oh and we have many, many airports

Love, Your Australian friend

[wrollercoaster500]

just play the whole vid stop cutting it off

[SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS]

the wiggles is never like that...

[capricemadden]

:o i love BoBah <3

[ACE9852]

3:55 Michaels Jizz Face!!!

[Retsamegas]

i created the show!!!!!

[SeizureBobcat]

0:34

C'mon, Michael, covering the cover but not the spine? This is shoddy comedy. I thought we taught you better than this.

[PandaPandoraPain]

0:56 and 0:57 the mom with the leash on the kids was in the air and water ROFL

[STOxSniper]

@PandaPandoraPain nah we didnt realize that

[STOxSniper]

have you ever realized that Santa's named scrambled is Satan?

[foxxiedopeness]

Satin will devour you!! Lmao

[BigFishSmallPond831]

Dancin raisins!!

[ahshorn]

I saw Noseybonk at the end!

[DavinR16]

the telitubies scared me the blue vacume gave me nightmares to this day

[AQWorlds765]

the wiggles were the most SCAREST THING IN THJERE!!!

[stlad100]

2:58 is my new catchphrase!

[chocchipcookiegirl]

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD!

[carlosperezvidal]

i also remember #1 i think it was a rasin commercial the early 2000's was awaerid trime

[carlosperezvidal]

lol i remember #2 when i was like 5

[Moxiegirlsophie]

That BooBoop thing brings back baaaaaad memories. I got one of those toys when i was smaller. NIGHTMARES.

[54jomamma]

the wiggles were hi

[TheTerrificTracy]

@54jomamma Yo! read my message and respond!

[carlosperezvidal]

@54jomamma mustve been some good shit

[54jomamma]

@carlosperezvidal yeah

[BrennanHatton93]

We have lots of airports... Your turn.

[nattycat801]

What is the name of this last clip? What show or movie is this??

[tornadomaster96]

"I've said a lot of mean things about australians, and here's another one"

I fell on the floor and laughed for the rest of the video

[jktod60]

Remember to breathe? Ohhhh I thought it said remember to breed

[commissarusa]

@jktod60

For some reason that makes the old farmer yoga-groping those kids even creepier.

[EarthlyMaidenLita]

Hmm....What information DOES a cow have?

[monkeyroxmysox]

what the fuck was the last show that he talked about?!

[KatandShae]

Of course the black man's a chicken...

[compdude47]

I laughed so hard when he yelled "Jesus!" at the Wiggles.

[supersunny0408]

Remember to breathe! hahaha this show rocks

[Cresendoll]

I don't know if I should be happy that the Finnish puppet show Morso didn't make it to this list. I still get nightmares of that face. Jesus.

[zombe08]

The Fuck did I just watched I mean do you know do you would you believe people actually made these for kids what were they thinking "oh there just kids they wont get bad ideas from" these what WHO gives a fuck about getting bad ideas what about giving them. These shows are the bases of drugs these fucking shows spawned the devil so they could ask to Make the drugs. Why! Why would you have your kids watch this shit unless you want then addicted to drugs. These shows are visual drugs.

[Kogerii]

Swain's exchange w/Twain's the funniest bit.

[pruittj001]

I now have a terrible headache from laughing my ass off and nearly pissed my pants. Thanks a lot Michael!

[TravaTalksSmack]

When he said "Satan" I snorted and choked on my coffee.

[SuperKingcobra98]

"Hello"

"Who are you"

"Satan"

You see that kids that's why people go to church

[eminence18]

this guy is funny

[memethemeerkat]

FREAKY

[NrthEastOHsk8]

What is the satan one from?

[manbot47]

@NrthEastOHsk8 The Adventures of Mark Twain. It's a claymation movie from the 80's. And that particular story is called The Mysterious Stranger.

[uniquemommy1984]

LOL, I never laughed so hard. LOL Sadly my son loved Booba when he was a toddler (he's seven years old now). I still couldn't figure out why he was so interested in the show but it got on my ever lasting nerves.

[99KFAM99]

#1 mark twain mysterious stranger. that was so creepy

[KickinBird71]

I want to know what the show is for #1

[TheGunsIOW]

@KickinBird71 It's from The Adventures of Mark Twain, type that in and choose part 1 :)

[juggleknot]

:55 the mom and 2 kids on leashes base jumping LOL

[polsdofer]

wow that satan shit creeped me out. aahhh JESUS!

[123x1111]

For some reason at 1:45 I just burst out laughing

[foodiedave]

This video was not made "when England discovered it". It was made in the 21st century, and we now know it is a continent because:

1. It is tectonically independent of other continents

2. It has unique plants and animals not found on other continents

3. It has its own unique cultures not found on other continents.

In short, it doesn't matter what England thought at the time. It IS and always has been a continent.  You are wrong, as was Swaim. Deal with it.

[ebilnerd]

@foodiedave

Its both.

Island and continent.

Conversation OVER

[foodiedave]

@ebilnerd It was over a week ago. Thanks for your needless input.

[ebilnerd]

@foodiedave

Sorry but i think you have mistaken me for someone who gives a fuck!

[foodiedave]

Er, Australia is a continent, not an island. You've let me down, again, Swaim.

[TheEddieJo]

@foodiedave It's also an island, you jacakass. And really, disappointed? Is being politically correct that important to you?

[foodiedave]

@TheEddieJo Uh, no a continent is not an island. It's a continent. Is Africa an island? No. And my comment had nothing to do with being PC. Go kill yourself, jerkoff.

[TheEddieJo]

@foodiedave Maybe you didn't take the time to consider in your fucking head that at the time they didn't just make random islands continents. When England discovered it, they didn't immediately make it a continent. Jesus Christ, fucking retard.

[foodiedave]

@TheEddieJo see my previous comment......P.S. Swaim still rules, you still breathe through your mouth.

[TheEddieJo]

@foodiedave Omg. :( You just ruined my day... fucker. Man, calling me a mouth breather, dipshit.

[DrDroog29]

@foodiedave Who fucking cares? The show is written specifically to make dumb jokes. Like when someone says, 'Man I want a dodge corvette,' it is supposed to be ridiculous. That is really sad if you can't see that and enjoy this for what it is.

[CoolerKing37]

lmao @ that egg dude's ghost!

[kilodark]

Kid: who are you?

Satin: IM SATIN

[stripysocks7]

CHiPS clips?! TOTALLY RANDOM!!!

[bosshog7169]

Booba makes the teletubbies look like a serious and complex narrative with deep meaningful social commentary. I have seen like 5 episodes of Booba and they are all dance around and fly into a prism like he said.

[TuriGuiliano100]

@bosshog7169 Wait, you watched FIVE FUCKING EPISODES of that?

[bosshog7169]

@TuriGuiliano100

I was smoking lots of drugs at the time

[super64ds1]

Number 5 at 1:33 you can see the wiggels in a gas room they must of had cocaine then this pirate guy comes up he says whoho whoho whooh whohohohohohoaaaa wow the wiggels on crack nice knowing them when i was little but they suck crack now XD

[reaperman2010]

First time I watched this, I thought the cow said, "Remember to breed." XD

[neofriends]

Dorland's illustrated medical dictionary xDD

[Cannonsilencer]

Susie Wilkins and 5 friends disliked this video

[screamcoreful]

once i saw one video i had to watch them all

[ngobleus]

#6 has shown us that the Audio Preview guy--formerly employed here at YouTube-- has done other jobs besides being a subject of automated ridicule.

[AeroPUNK39]

cockadoodilydoodilydooo..wop

[ninaelle2003]

and we wonder why kids are so desensitized

[MikeMoose]

Ooo! And according to clause 8 end dash banana peel sub section fart... =D !

[jesfeuryty]

that big black cock sounds like he loves to smoke pot

[UberMan5000]

3:10 "Besdes this." The guy that types in the captions must have been too terrified to spell.

Also, I remember seeing that "Don't you put it in your mouth" ad all the time when I was a kid. And look how I turned out!

[YuiYamana]

i remember 'boo-ba'! my friend called me one morning and said 'turn to pbs!! look at this!!!!' afterward i was scarred for life XDDD

[itsneveralways]

bwahaha! I am from Australia...and I love this guy! (not in a robosexual way tho)

Keep it coming

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[clcluv1708]

what's that last show called with the masked satan? I want to see it XD

[Scottwantsin]

@clcluv1708 I don't "want" to watch this show... I NEED TO FUCKING WATCH THIS SHOW rofl

Please someone dear GOD tell me what show it is!!!!!!!

[ClamAttack]

@clcluv1708

The Adventures of Mark Twain I think

[Blinx56]

@clcluv1708 so do i. I want to see it so badly!

[RAKtheUndead]

@clcluv1708: It's a movie called "The Adventures of Mark Twain", and is available on YouTube.

[ghislainevonwald]

@clcluv1708 it wasn't a show, it was a film and the satan part is based on one of his last works, never was finished but was published posthumously (called the mysterious stranger), which is actually quite a fascinating read, very dark and cynical about humans and sociology. It also isn't published in a lot of the "complete" collections of his work. Also the character actually claimed to be an angel in the book... anyways, the film is called The Adventures of Mark Twain (1986)

[ArosIrwin]

@ghislainevonwald Yeah I've seen the introduction part of the clip shown and the creepy figure claims to be an angle too but has an identity crisis when it comes to actual names. It's one of the scariest things I've ever seen made in claymation.

He also makes people out of clay and then ends their lives in a mini apocalypse.

Must go look it up. Defiantly thought provoking (or curiosity inducing at least.)

[reaperman2010]

@ArosIrwin The reason Satan called himself an angel is because he IS an angel. He's simply an angel of a directly opposite metaphysical polarity than what would normally come to mind when we think of an "angel." In simpler terms, he's a demon, which is a former angel. Also, if you want to find the video, look up "most disturbing cartoon" under Youtube. It should come up! :)

[tweedledumable]

oh okay, so if you KNOW it's a dick...

[NeededBabyCakez]

"COCKA DOODELI DOODELI DOO WAP"

[tdobbin]

haha, I grew up with the dont you put it in your mouth crap the lion looks like hes dead.

[DrRoy1]

Suzie Wilkins is a assbutt. Wow. That may be the first time the SWAIM acronym upstaged some of the other content!

[BrutticusForce]

you forgot Lazytown and rainbow innuendo. And shit that whole mark twain video is creepy

[GhillieGuyReviews]

Damn i used to eat kinders their italian and good!

[pretzal7]

5 idiots missed the like button

[sharplosion1]

GOD YOU SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME WHEN YOU PUT THE NEXT PART OF THE MASKED SATAN

[GhillieGuyReviews]

@sharplosion1 it was just a mask and then.... HOLY SHIT A DEMON WITH A KNIFE!!!!!!!!!

[UziFlame]

At the very beginning of the "play you out" clip, you see what I've previously identified as a animated/puppet show about a loaf of bread with hands and face named Brat being forced by robots to rap, sing, breakdance, perform ballet, and recite poetry under threat of being put in a toaster. I saw this show in Italy and was told it was a German(?) show. I have tried to find the name of this show for a while now; does anyone have the name or more information about it?

[lorenzo321]

"who are you?"

"Satan"

Don't be a pussy this guy looks LEGIT.

[BrutalityMental]

"Are you fucking with me old man?" haha

[stewiesbabe]

i wish they could continue this list to other creepy kids vids. cuz there r still more haunting our children.......

[neina5]

Can the next one be about birds? :D

[RiparianRhapsody]

dude, when i was younger i SAW a few episodes of booba. the only thing that that writer could probably ever say to the public is "I'm not not licking toads."

[FourthDimensionAnim]

Dorland's Illustrated Medical Dictionary, eh? So what were you really looking at, Swaim??

[JellyBellyDeli]

No one's gonna believe this, but I nearly suffocated laughing at the Boo-Bah part.

[Myystical1]

"How long have you been writing this?"

"I invented the show!"

[switchtokryptonite]

How do I make the "Don't put it in your mouth" song into a ringtone?

[TimTheReaper]

@switchtokryptonite i dont know but if you ever find out, let me know. i want it xD

[speccwolf]

Its funny that the wiggles part is american produced and directed.

[holycow818181]

I like this and all CrackedTV videos, but I don't care what anyone says, I still like The Adventures of Mark Twain.

[dontpokethenear]

Hi, im yogy-okeedokee and this is my farm

pissed my pants

dont forget to breatheee! mmmmmm!!

[SHOOKSLAY]

this shits stupid

[ClasicColaTaste]

Sawim is so so amazing! i've seen all these episodes but i still love watching them!

[CamTheCurious]

Is someone a med student? I spy dorlands

[biggieboy2510]

let's see what the little ones can learn from this documentary about farmlife.

"cockadoodelydoodelydooooo!"

To fear a big black cocks. so far so good!

LOL :D

[AussieZac]

OMG this was awesome. I remember Cracked back in the day, Im glad it came back and expanded

[vw77]

besdes this? 3:10

[exartein]

is it the same guy that does " freemans mind " ? o.O freaking awesome !!! :D

[JustusGregorius]

I love that the vids are now in 720p HD, thumbs up...

[HeartAttack1990]

@JustusGregorius

I don't really get how that is High Definition. My computer had a better resolution five years ago.

[JustusGregorius]

@HeartAttack1990 at 480p you also get 44K stereo sound and at 720p 16:9 aspect ratio video. Haven't you noticed the difference between 360p and 1080p. There is a difference. Remember that your streaming video from the YouTube servers instead of watching it natively of your PC.

[PAIBgroup3]

what did you type in to get your background in the scenes with swaim that you use for greenscreen

[SoulDrinkers1001]

fu*king awesome

[tauceti1234]

Swaim and maybe 2 other things are the only things that actually make me L out L anymore. Keep it up.

[kfetter16]

hey those blue puppets helped me lots when i was a kid. ... and had many horrible nightmares from them too...

[ngobleus]

"Are you FUCKING with me, old man?"

[SSXtrikE]

@ngobleus I can't blame him. Everyone wants to fuck swaim.

[finalolita]

Forgot to comment about the teletubbies...anyways

Love your videos !

LOL

[bandaid44]

remember to breathe! of all the ways you can silence a cow, shockig it by fondeling children has got to be in the bottom three haha :)

[roadiejay]

"According to Clause 8N-banana peel, subsection fart..." lol

[spicmanz]

fear big black cocks lolll

[TheRandyChimp]

When that pirate goes fuckin apeshit insane, I actually backed away from the screen in terror.

[beefpoker]

Ok guys, what? Who the fuck made that last one? That was just fucking creepy. Kids who saw that must have got fucked up bad. We need to find the makers of that video and ass rape them till they die.

[7pulford]

@beefpoker I'm all for the murder... but I think I'll let you handle the ass rape. enjoy!

[Barbowan]

I absolutely loved this. Combining your hilarious commentary with the overall insane creepiness of those videos...that was comic gold; nay, comic platinum even.

On another note, I believe the last shred of faith I had in humanity has died now knowing that there are people out there that actually make demented and more than slightly terrifying programs.

But I digress. I love the show Swain, it rules, you rule, keep making more, so on and so forth. I'm sure you've heard it all before. I'm out.

[moKeybone310]

the egg guy scared the shit out of me

[drfoofoo]

Holy shit, #1...

[peanutfoot]

My 2007 Halloween costume was Satan from that last clip.

[ZomgL33tZors]

Swaim needs not to confine himself to the Rules O' Comedy

[ShtikMahn]

@ZomgL33tZors Of course he is confined by them, although, it is easier for him, considering HE SINGLE HANDEDLY WRITES THE RULES.

[MrDatafromstartrek]

@ZomgL33tZors I know, the rules said that the reference to the parody of a parody wasn't funny... But when Michael did it, I was laughing my ass off.

[NOOBTUBE81]

What is that last video, i want to see the whole thing, lol please some one tell me

[adept91]

@NOOBTUBE81 look for "mark twain claymation"

[SunthunderBolt1]

I'm scared

[SpavnOvHel]

"Gentlemen, as you can see; I've dipped my balls in paint. You have ten minutes."

[tattswein]

The last one is from the adventures of mark twain, just saw the movie because i was intrigued by the satan scene that i saw here and it kicked ass. I highly recommend it.

[theronman714]

Giant black cock. Bwahahaha!!!

[abcdeafg1]

this was very creepy and yeah... but i loved da ending about satan

[bondfrenchbond]

greeat... now I'm gonna need a night-light... Thanks Mike!