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  • Steve and Larson

    Y U NO LIKE HAMMOND!!

  • he was playing call of duty

  • The thing is the dub over of the on-line audio is more of a match to Team Fortress 2.

  • i wanna play dead space 2 with Steve! x)

  • @fanoffail If Hammond was a hallucination, then how was it that Kendra was able to tell Isaac that she "lost all of Hammonds vitals" right after Isaac kills the brute that just killed Hammond.

  • when those pukers run i say FAGGOT POWERS ACTIVATE RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THUNBS UP FOR MAKING IT FUNNY

  • @ishfmarden its not really funny

  • @ishfmarden No.

    

  • @ishfmarden No.

    

  • At least Hammond was better than that bitch who I forgot her name but betrays you towards the end of the 1st one and kills Kane

  • Who else thinks Isaac looks like Cole from infamous

  • @reddeadoralive that would explain why Isaac is so (Puts on sunglasses) Beast.

  • steve and larson ftw

  • 34 people disliked this video. i have no creative fibers left to be born from my zany uterus today.

  • "Necromorphs in your Sprawl killing your Issac's."...If this came out before I graduated high school that would've been my senior quote.

  • I love the way he says "Necromorphs"!

  • left 4 dead space lol

  • am i the only person tht thinks there shuld be a co op horde mode for dead space 2?

  • the "Your Mom hates Dead Space" commercials

  • *Me seeing a necro*

    KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

  • man this game is fucking hard

    

  • After realising not talking in Dead Space 1 didn't grant him stealth bonuses cause enemies don't hear him, Isaac decided he had a voice and talked in Dead Space 2!

  • the thumbnail title made me thought that it was about steve jobs.

  • wow this is the goryist game ive ever seen I WANNA IT

  • im beast at dead speas

  • my gt is ventedlemur44

  • ALIEN BUTTPLAY!!!! (?) wrong game huh ? 

  • hammond wasnt in dead space 2...

  • I play dead space 2, online as well and I agree, there is very little trolling, though if you get swarmed by necromorph it can get very dis-heartening haha.

  • when you first said hamond i thought you ment hamond from top gear ;)

  • Ramirez! DO EVERYTHING

  • I think I speak for a lot of Dead Space players ..... SHUT THE FUCK UP HAMMOND!!

  • baby necromorphs were in the first one.. they were called lurkers...

  • baby necromorphs were in the first one.. they were called lurkers...

  • Speaking of baby necros.

    BABY NECROMORPHS!!!

  • What?! Hammond was a bro! It was Kendra who was the one that sat on her ass the whole game in DS1. Hammond discovered the poison pods in Ch. 6, found the escape shuttle while he was M.I.A., and went 1 on 1 with a fucking brute while he was searching the USM Valor for the singularity core. I was sad to see him die.

  • @thevoid33 I was happy to see that asshole die, that fucker was selfish and bossy,

  • @thevoid33 didn't you realize that Hammond never did those things, when Hammond went M.I.A. he was actually dead, and the Hive Mind was making Issac hallucinate so that he would take the artifact back to the planet

  • @fanoffail ...Huh. Either your memory sucks, or mine does, because Hammond does help, until you see him getting killed by a Brute right in front of you. Like @thevoid33 said.

    You're right about one thing: the Hive Mind (or rather, the Marker) makes Isaac hallucinate so that he'd take the Marker into the planet. Correct. But it makes Isaac hallucinate and see Nicole, not Hammond. Even in Dead Space 2, the "projection" of Isaac's hallucinations is Nicole, nobody else.

  • @Jandeku I thought that Hammond had been killed and that is why Kendra couldn't find him, The Hive Mind (or Marker) wanted Issac to survive and take the Marker back to the planet, that's why the hallucination of Hammond told Issac about the poison pods and where the escape pod was. Issac sees the brute kill "Hammond" ( I think the real Hammond has been dead for some time now) because the Hive Mind no longer needs him.

  • @fanoffail Communications were messed up from the start, that's no secret. That's what prevented Kendra from pin-pointing Hammond's location most of the time.

    When you find Hammond at the Hydroponics area and he tells you about the poison pods, Kendra manages to talk to him, so he was obviously pretty much alive at that time (as messed up as he was because of the poison). Check Chapter 6 once again, right at the start.

  • @Jandeku If the problem was with communication then Kendra wouldn't have been able to locate Issac either. Kendra could have been made to see the same hallucination as Issac did when she talked to him. Besides even if he was alive at this point in time he probably wouldn't have been able to survive much longer because of his condition.

    To stop the flame war that i may have started by saying that Hammond was dead before you see him die, This is simply how I interrupted what happened.

  • @fanoffail Eh, this isn't really a "flame war", no one's insulting anyone here. Just explaining a few things.

    Signals were jammed from the start. Both Kendra and Hammond lost communications with Isaac on several occasions, too. Kendra also "went missing" around chapter 2 or 3 for a while, as did Isaac whenever communications were so bad that neither could reach each other. As for Kendra having the same hallucination as Isaac, that makes no sense, because... (cont'd)

  • @fanoffail (cont'd) The hallucinations caused by the Marker aren't collective, but individual. Otherwise, everyone'd be able to see Stross' hallucinations all the time, on the second game. But you never see what the Hell is he seeing that scares him so much. On top of that, it's even shown quite clearly that the final boss in DS2 is ONLY inside Isaac's mind.

    So obviously, when you meet Hammond at Hydroponics and Kendra talks to him too, it's because he's really there. Alive.

  • @Jandeku I assumed the hallucinations could be collective, I haven't played Dead Space 2 so I don't know about anything that happened in.

  • @fanoffail Well, I'm glad I didn't spoil anything too serious, then. That said, go ahead and play Dead Space 2 when you get the chance. I liked it much more than the first game, personally.

  • I love this game so much.

  • So the soldier stays and repairs stuff, and the engineer goes to fight stuff? Wow...

  • @Dethbot4 SHUT UP! DON'T PUT LOGIC IN MY DEADSPACE!

  • @ProblmSolvd It's what I do. I rape people's minds eith logic on the daily.

  • @Dethbot4 lolz role switch

  • What's the intro music ?

  • my puddying!!!!

    

  • Earth: oh no the ship is under attack!

    Necromorphs: I'M IN UR BASE KILLING UR DOODZ!!!

  • Deadspace is hardly a kids game

  • #11. No god damn bitch telling you to do shit, only to find out she is a traitor. Oh, wait............

  • goddamn pukers...

  • there voice overs all ways fools me in too thinking the character is realy talking instead of truth of it being a joke thumbs up for my stupidady and for this being my longest coment

  • #9 was Dead Space not Dead Space 2

  • @Apocolypze50 They were talking about not having a specific character from the first game in the second game. They went to the first game because sadly, he didn't make it out, and he only appears in the first game.

  • @Apocolypze50 I'm pretty sure that was the idea

  • do more episodes like this!!!

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  • my top ten of ds2? 10 everything 9 everything 8 everything 7everything 6 everything 5 everything 4everything 3 everything 2everything 1 isaac clarke
  • -yeay baby necromorphs, and they are naked=D

    ...pedophile alert someone????

  • Mm nom nom mm... These ARE good cookies

    This is probably the funniest episode of top ten ftw! Haha!

  • NECROMORPHS IN YOUR SPRAWL! KILLING YOUR ISAACS!

  • The narrators try way too hard to be funny. They are not funny.

  • @MrFreemason1 ur trying 2 hard to be a troll stop no1 likes them

  • i was drinkin some GODDAMN tea (ff7 cid referance).....and isaac gets ripped apart. i shall now commence wiping tea off my cp screen

  • dead space and dead space 2

    scariest, 60$ i ever spent

    and to people who havent got the game

    "TeH WalLLZ HAVE ArMZZSS?!!!!"

  • I must play this game. It seems bloody and terrifying and right up my ally!

  • @Zeldanon ur shitting me u like didnt play Dead Space?

  • Only 2 kills, eh?

    You're better than me.

  • You'll be dismembering that 12 year old and he'll be feeling like you stole his pudding. LOL

  • eAe

    HOW DID HE KNOW ABOUT ME AND MY RAVIOLI

  • More decapitations then the French revolution

  • yea i do miss hammond a lot. But it would have been nice to have the Level 3 suit from the first game somehow find its way into dead space 2

  • MissingNo. is the 1972 Lakers mod? 0.e Is there something I'm missing here...?

  • i waqs eating chief borar d (no idea how to spell it) when i was watching this haha

  • Foley was really demanding!

  • The Hammond parody and the intellectual multiplayer conversation were my favorite parts!

  • 1:16 lmao xP

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  • 3:26 that was FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!

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  • Multiple Issac's : BAD

    Mulitple NEcromophs : ALSO TOO BAD

  • wow deported for 2 kills people get worst and worst.

  • Best thing about this game: Foam Finger... hands down. BANG BANG PEW PEW

  • iassic looks like jake gylinhalll

  • @yautja999 i was about to say the same :P 

  • issac

    HUH

    were going to burn for what we did to you

    what the shit does that mean

    (guy cuts his throat)

    AH FUCK... well this is a perdicament

    XD SSSOOOOOOOO FUCKING FUNNY 

  • It's Looks A Lot Like Mass Effect That Guy Cut's His Neck and he gasps!!

  • It's Looks A Lot Like Mass Effect

  • i was drinking a smoothy when isaacs head...barf

  • The way the aliens reacted to each other the trap mine gun the new alt fire and his suite changes they fit perfectly.kinda like samus from metroid. the way the characters reacted to each other it made me feel attached to issac and really pulled me in like a movie but unlike a movie this scared the shit out of me but got me hooked to an addicting and amazing adventure like the first game i didn't stop till i beat it.

  • @METALFAN2486 you beat your game dude thats harsh what it do to you(lol LOL)

  • @METALFAN2486 T_T

  • Heres a couple of things i just loved about the game when i started playing it i've beaten it once, and in the middle of playing bulletstorm and a lil of mayhem 3-d bc the only best friend that visits me is into demo and racing games but anyways is the AI of the creatures it seems like they really want to kill you i mean in DS1 only the big creatures had energy or some kind of bloodthirsty look but in this one DS2 they all have some kind of revenge look there are other things but mostly n the ai

  • there are 16 different types of the zombified monster crew people on the space station for all this time around including the lurker, the puker and the pack... otherwise known as-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

  • I thought #10 would be tenticle porn.

  • i simply told the gentleman i'll do what I can to keep the noise down and we shook hands on it. That's very accomindating of you. Oh, watch out for that mini necromorph right there. Why thank you good sir. hbhbhbhbh excuse me, but would you gentlemen like to grab a cup of tea? Sure thing good sir

  • i simply told the gentleman i'll do what I can to keep the noise down and we shook hands on it. That's very accomindating of you. Oh, watch out for that mini necromorph right there. Why thank you good sir. hbhbhbhbh excuse me, but would you gentlemen like to grab a cup of tea?

  • Im in ur sprawl.

    killin' ur izzakz

  • 5:52

    BLOW JOB OF DEATH!!

  • is it just me or does Issac look chubby in Dead space 1.

  • Im In Spaaacceee!!! :D

  • gtthe old nicole looked better

  • I bought dead space for my iPhone and it's creepy as hell

  • Number 5 is reason enough for me to buy ds2

  • I want some Nom's

  • DEAD SPACE 2 RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 5:54 eww spike blowjob

  • Who thought that was actually Hammond talking at #9?

  • @tombkreeper3  i did, i had to do a double take for that

  • --- I simply told the gentleman i'll do what i can to keep the noise down and we shook hands on it

    --- Very accomodating of you , OH watch out for that Baby Necromorph friend

    --- Well thank you good sir , UGHUGHUUGH , Excuse me can you gentlemen please cover me while i go grab a cup of tea

    --- Sure thing good sir ...

    LOL BEST PART

  • @SPARTAIN088 why can't all online games be like that?

  • @lazyd3vil cus most of them are populated by douchebags and annoying 10 yr olds and racist pricks and people that think if someone is not above the age of 18, they should not be on the game

  • @TheUltimateZeal0t lolz? No kids are allowed to play a kid's game anymore because there are grown-up dipshits on the internet that failed at life and find solace in trolling on the internet? How sad for those poor kids...

  • dudes, what about the actual possibility of melee in DS2? first, Isaac punch MUCH faster now than in DS1, and you can aim your melee upwards and downwards!

    second, necromorphs don't nlock anymore, so you can just stasis the bastards and whack at 'em! it's FUNNY and BLOODY GOOEY :D :D

    JUST the way i like it!

  • wat does CEC stand 4 again

  • things to do if you're scared to play dead space 2:

    just play it

    always use your torchlight

    play a good song beside you while playing dp2

    have a friend beside you

    always on your room light

  • @mohamed2944

    ummm i think u should do the complete opposite to get the most of the game or thats at least what im doing chapter 11.....

  • @mohamed2944

    whenever i play DS2, and i get to a really scary/creepy room, i put on Livin' In The Sunlight by Tiny Tim :3

  • sounds like 1 guy talking to himself. but still, awesome vids ftw!

  • Necromorphs on your Sprawl, killing your Isaacs!

  • I feel so badass when I'm playing as the pack and my heads gone and I'm still alive :D

  • lol they're like mike & mike of videogames

  • I FOUND A FIVE MINUTE ADVERTISEMENT THIS IS BULLSHIT

  • @guitargod1157 lol that really fucking sucks for you...

  • @guitargod1157 You can at least skip it.

  • oh my god, they recorded my conversation on multiplayer :)

  • bitches love smiley faces

  • Lurker named Plissken FTL. Solid Snake would totally be a pack. ;D

  • still don't get what the fuck is multiplayer

  • in every episode, steve has something to say that larson warns him not to.

  • You didn't like the uber death scenes? Hey there is a possible episode. Top ten deaths in Dead space 2.

  • That game is disguisting....that's why I like it :)

  • Technically they're not baby necro's.... They're kid necro's... Cuz the baby necro's crawl around wit yellow blob bodies and make baby noises lol...

  • ten ftw is one of the few machinima shows that get over 100 000 views :P

  • NECROMORPHS IN YOUR SPRAWL KILLING YOUR ISAACS

  • god i love stealing kills in multiplayer it is so easy!

  • wat chapter is 1:50 from...the opening vids to #7?

  • i was suprised not to see the new 0G, it was one of my favorite things about DS2

  • "isaac get down to the bridge and fuck me in the ass"

  • Um.. The Lurker was in the first Dead Space. It's not new to Dead Space 2...

  • @aFinnsTheory He didnt say anything about the Lurker being new, he just listed it.

  • Damn! thats alot of Dead Space/Dead Space 2

  • *puts on subtitles* at 1;56 they read "ulanda karl marx just brought killing your isaac's there are sixteen different" WTF!!!!!!!

  • I'm lonely,I need a friend loll

  • Where is my head?

  • know the best part of dead space 1....when kendra gets killed by the marker..i was like "yeah die bitch" same thing i said when daina died in dead space 2

  • "Go restart the engines, and head to the cafeteria. Im peckish. Maybe some, oatmeal cookies..."

  • GORE, GORE EVERYWHERE

  • NECROMORPHS IN UR SPRAWL, KILLING UR ISAACS

  • @GamerG0d1337 lol

  • go to the engine and follow steven and larson on twitter

  • more decapitations than in England during the 1300s lol. good thing people know their history, more like in France during the French Revolution fail

  • 5:55:D

    6:06:D:D:D:D:D:D

  • Seriously, did we just forget to create neckguards in the future?

  • Hammond: Isaac! Remember to AIM DOWN YOUR SIGHTS !!

    Isaaz: But sir! I can't shoot if i do that!

    Hammond: ... THEN GO PLAY MW2!

    Isaac: You're kidding, right?

    Hammond: NOPE!

    *Isaac shoots Hammond*

    ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Isaac has had enough - Over 9000 G

  • @CECEngineer1337 omg.....ITS OVER 9000!!! lol

  • @CECEngineer1337 foely:ramirez,isaac go to the engine room to turn on the power while me and hammond smok pot and screw eachother isaac and ramierez:hell no! (kill them with plasma cutter and noobtube)

    TROPHY UNLOCKED:PISSED OPS

  • @CECEngineer1337 love ur username dude....

  • I be in yur sprawlz, killing ur issacs.....*Trys too hold it* LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, this and inside gaming is why I subbed.

  • thoes cookies sound good